Looseleaf Beauty Report

[DrFeelgood223]

Oh women, you so crazy

[aronthehun]

She looks stoned as hell.

[yogurlisawesome]

@ChrisPawelski only the awesomest website ever

[MyTube4Utoo]

I thought they quit making Quaaludes in the 1980s ? Bitch been hording!!

Also, notice her left ear is obviously very accessible and appears to resemble a quarter slot.

[LookAtThatHalo]

When you find this video, you just know you've been on the internet a little too long.

[AshFate]

@LookAtThatHalo bwahahhahahaha i AGREE XD

[raine5022]

Is this a new torture device?

Btw listverse sent me here

[lovelydia101]

Hello all i was brought here from listverse with hopes of laughter as it was promised

[ChrisPawelski]

@lovelydia101 What is listverse?

[vinceinrock]

what the fuck supposed to make this? TO MAKE A GREAT TROLL FACEEE XD

[K1asH3r]

DIE YOU BITCH JUST DIE

[Solangl]

is she drunk?

[imtonasty]

this girl is seriously messed up in the head

[Natasha8025]

omggggggggg

mouhahahahaaaaa

[o0OMarijuanaO0o]

rofl

[TheLizzifer]

There is no reason for this other than beej practice.

[OreWaKitasu]

This is ridiculous, I hope she got well paid for embarrassing herself on TV

[xoxjillysxox]

she is fucking steaming

[power2go3]

WoW...I still have no idea what it does :O

[kamikazeking21]

This is quite disturbing ....O_O

[junbug1029]

This is ridiculous! What an idiot!

[adolfanus]

haha her talk was just ruined after the flexing! XD

[SaraBleh]

AT 3:29 "I have lost track. I don't know where I am or what I'm doing. I have completely lost all control of my body and surroundings. I feel as if I am slipping into a time portal of smooth pores and porcelain teeth. My skin feels like it is going to rip open and let all the wrinkles flow out. I am seriously scared for my well being. I have no clue if I have a pulse."

[robbiedaug]

Come on, people. Facial exercises look stupid because it's the face and everyone sees the face in its natural appearance. Start making funny faces and people start laughing like kids. I can just imagine the people here making really idiotic comments, pointing and snickering in say...a yoga class. I admit she does seem high or maybe a bit drunk, or..hey, maybe she is just that kind of hippy-like/ yuppy-like woman. As far as the product goes, i've read mixed opinons. Will keep searching.

[GemmaTaylor001]

omg omg omg thats too funny she is so drunk duh and i like how she talks w/that thing in her mouth, like anyone can understand her! lol

[lello88888888]

for some reason, this was very creepy!

[company1971]

rubbish product

i have used it and would not recommend to any one.u will rather get wrinkles&lines.it will spoil you face

[traktoristi80]

That will help you to give a better blowlob ;)

[tinkypig73]

I laughed until I cried. Every time she said "O" I died.....Now I want one.

[mogiczar]

ok, im going to kill the internets right now....

See yehhhhhh

[crazykarakuto]

Pause the video at 1:27

[traktoristi80]

@crazykarakuto hahahahahahahahaah, what a face lol

[EscarneoExquisito]

this video is one of the signs of the apocalypsis :0

[TRICIA757]

Yes she does the length of her routine, listening to exquisite music, and she is enjoying it! When I go to the gym, I listen to music, exercise, and I enjoy it also. The mayoralty of normal people do the same, I like the video.

[laurenloves123]

She's drunk. She definitely passed out at the end.

[ThaVictory]

Wow!? Well, at least she's gonna be great at giving head...

[knag2092]

anyone else notice that there are times when her eyes don't blink at the same time?

[Sstirr]

geese did she need to do it for that long?? I already got the idea the first two times she did it, creapy!

I didn't like the way that thing seemed to form lines on the sides of her mouth while doing the exercises..... I think it was way too wide probably!

[model4cakes]

This is what YouTube was made for.

[ARandomDaydreamer]

THAT FACE

THAT MUSIC

WTF

[mebeluvined]

why so serious

[ciufferli]

@ComaLies225 thank you, I'll definitely check him out!

[kawaiikatiee]

what the fuck.

lmao.

like really wtf.

oooh, so flexable.

orgasms for a product that isnt meant for sex.

Id like to know how much she was paid xD xD

[kawaiikatiee]

what the fuck.

lmao.

like really wtf.

[sweetgirlbadangel13]

That. Was. Weird!!!!

Really Really Weird!!

And The Music Didn't Help!!

[mbail08]

disturbing...

[PeaceGirl2]

This is ridiculous. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

[company1971]

i have used product ,i rather got lines around my nose....i do not not recommend this product at all

[TheSkwrk]

is it just me or do her eyes blink out of sync with each other?

[RetardRage99]

@TheSkwrk

whoah you're right they do

[Lifelovingcandyeater]

Wow… tht was the 1 of the weirdest things I've evr seen. I can't believe I watched it all. XP That mouth piece work out thing is weird and retarded. The only thing that was firmming was her 1980's boner. •_•

[ciufferli]

It's the music (at 1:11) that really does it, where can I buy that CD?

[ComaLies225]

@ciufferli The music is what makes this so epically hilarious. I think the musician is vincente fernandez but I am not too sure, though the voice sounds like him. Regardless, the man I mentioned has a beautiful voice and is worth listening.

Still this thing was just too weird!

[chicacaboy]

WOw the combo opera\flexing the face is pretty original The only thing that im wondering is even if you do it you re still a 80's trashy old woman. I would never consider even putting a finger into that dangerous mouth.

[orkutfinance]

this is obviously a sextoy.

[AdrJunki3]

if it's so fine, flex u r ass with it. geez

[oceansgem]

"jwus kweep fwexing!" hahaha fail

[WhosRachelImRachel]

LOLWUT?

this has to be like madtv or something

LOLOLOLOLOL

[TheIkkap]

Ummm........ yeah,

[MrRnbdude]

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?! that's the funniest thing i've ever seen...

[yafelleon]

can't believe this is allowed on youtube:P

[fuckyourgod66688]

I wonder if she has another one of those in her pants that would explain her facial expressions

[VLMN11245]

Im from listverse

[CharlieAlfaFoxtrot]

So am I.

[thomasshohio]

listverse is one of the only websites thats entertaining, informative, and inelligent on the inerwebz

[touchtoomuch08]

BOL! This lady seems drunk. especially when she goes "i have lost track, i don't know where i am" although i'd be too to do something like this :p

[SpiritWarrior9000]

WTF?!?!?! I can't believe I just watched that!

[animechelle]

wtf am i watching?!!! lmao

[jmount43]

Who needs porn? I got an erection just watching this.

[noXoneXyouXwannaXno]

3:04 *orgasm* WTF

[keemocore]

@noXoneXyouXwannaXno ROFL

[Ulfar22]

Anyone here see 'Brazil'?

[systemerror11]

mmphmwharrahw. thaftds allfs Ive goftenz toof yay.

[kagetoh]

*loosens shirt collar*

[56jmack]

well funny,anyone ,know who the background music is.

[hipretty]

OOOOoooooooo! hahahahaha!

[2Howl]

Everything about this video is so very weird.

[PookieEatWorld]

WHY??? why why why?

[Astraios91]

WOW this is wayyy better than "Braindead" XD

[g3nov3s3]

what song is in the background?

[kms2814]

lol....

[SwimCharSwim]

How do you people not realize that this is a parody? I LOVE LA LOOSELEAF!!

[ceriess]

0:56 it starts to get good here.

[mika19852004]

This woman's doctor should lower her Xanax dosage.

[LightSpirit24]

Hmm, this device looks simpler than the Flexaway system.

Oh my god, his lady with her demonstration and the music, what is she trying to do. Just demonstrate it by doing a few reps and then take it out before talking. Don't "weird" us out like you are doing in this video.

[tetris2300]

that is so, so......sexual...

[lawliet110]

oh god! wtf!

[Kyrzzz]

xD Lovely freak <3

[cosmiccocoon]

for some weird reason... she reminds me of the joker... 0.o

[oppositronic]

i am freaking the fuck out. seriously, i am scared

[solebrache]

jajajajajjajajaajja which the purpose is of this thing??

[darthvenom95]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

"Just keep fekkxingk!"

[clamburgler]

wow! now i can look like a complete retard, too!

[onexl0veee]

what... the.... fuck.

[roomJ7]

????????

[icantmakemyownblood]

well at least she has that love of classical music going for her.

[tinastream]

honestly, she was terrified me..

[KillingAltair]

I just died at 1:29. O-M-G :____________D

[0neTrickPony]

Haha.

[meskmesk]

pure gold

[MetalBen]

LMfAO!

3:04-3:08!!!!!!!!!!!

[Curly1212]

LMFAO!!!!! Totally orgasmic, baha

[kipptumor]

You - are - fucking - kidding - me!!!

[SilentSkylar]

lmfao...

"I can just feel things firming up"

Listverse ftw!

[Useless2112]

This was on Listverse?

[SilentSkylar]

yush, I forget which list, but I randomly came across it one day...

[zakwashere]

It's "10 Astonishingly Appalling Infomercials."

[Studas2006]

its top ten apalling infomercials - me thinks

[xshingie]

"I had to get me one of those things"

LMAO XD

THE MUSIC MAKES IT SO FUNNY!

Keep doing that... and you'll have scars like the joker lol... look at how that thing stretches your mouth!

[TwinkleSpaceGirl]

god love the music...funniest thing Ive seen in ages..

[Cmoeone]

and then ladies you could definately fit 2 "bananas" in your mouth..

[Drifter01]

iTS SO SIMPLE - JUST IN THE MORNING YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH..... THIS IS HOW EVERY WOMAN SHOULD THINK!!

[Drifter01]

@ 1:19 -ohhhhh!

[Drifter01]

@ 1:14 -oooh!

[KillingAltair]

LOOOOOOOOOL

I can-not stop watching... ó.ò

[mattisprettycool]

when you hit a certain age - about 30..

[Triade2000]

Makes me wonder why we're not extinct yet. Or maybe it's a Twilight Zone episode?

[MrAnimated]

ROFL lmfao

[HidingRomantic]

What. The. Hell?

[magicalxmina]

that made me horny. hahaha

listverse bitch

[pam607]

Eww. She seems to be getting orgasms from that plastic little thing. It looks like a massdestructive saw or something.

[lordart9]

Super Funny! Bwahahahahahaha!

[ecitsujwon]

wust kweep fwexing~

[acousticitie]

Thank you, Listverse!

[quasar88]

This thing made her face look like a ocean creature and a monster va jay jay all in one swoop.

[elampe]

Oh... dear... god... please tell me this was a joke!

[efraimarenas]

Listverse.

...geez this is classic.

[woodlie]

that looks so hard

[maanth12]

Wtf, what where they thinking by makin this infocomercial O.o

Listverse ( L )

[g3nov3s3]

I just masturbated watching this!

[aieoneoneeight]

@g3nov3s3

that's sad

[PookieEatWorld]

damn this is the best thing you could find on the entire internet? lmao...

[zapy1234]

hmm, interesting... the number of ratings for this video stops at 89...

[NekoKono]

Getting ready for her boyfriend..

[Paperboy54738]

Apparently it gives you orgasms too.

[thisisnotforgrades]

thats what she said!

[metalstich29]

pause at 3:04

haa kinda reminds u of something doesnt it

[motzartkat]

Listverse!!!! what would i do without your hilarity?

[MadBugger]

Starting at about 0:50 I start laughing like a maniac and I can't stop until the thing is out of her mouth. I've watched it 6 or 7 times now since I first saw it on listverse and it happens every time. I seriously get teary eyes from this.

[FeralOwnage]

Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip - aha aha aha-yip yip yip.

But wait there's more, try the new 'RECTAL FLEX' !

LISHHTVERSHH! \m/

[Artifrost]

I have seen the darkness.

[AnkurP992]

2:17 and 3:06 LOL HAHHAHA

[Andyisnotmyname]

JESUS!

She scared the hell outta me when she shouted FLEXING about 1:56!

[arg2526]

Makes you think of something naughty when she feels the music and do the exercise with her mouth...hahahaha...

[luzy101]

Haha xD thats so wrong. Im from list verse D:

[sciencealwayswins]

I found my way here via listverse too. This should have been number 1, IMO.

[SM822]

Me too!!!

[NekoKono]

Same!

[Chishio52572]

why do you need that? can't you do that with your mouth without it?

[henrytheface]

thanks, listverse!

[kirgeek]

3.04? is she kidding?!

[zoltan902]

shee how eshee it ish? fashhal flex fowkshh. WOW, I wonder why she can't even pronounce her s's properley, since she just 'toned' up her facial muscles.....

[oringetoe]

"camera two love, camera two"

[chickenisnic]

very very graceful

[ichersue]

L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L she looks absolutely ridiculous! she sounds funny when she talks, and the music makes it look like she's the one singing ... i wonder how much they paid her for 4 minutes of international humiliation

[gregm170]

It reminds me of Throat Gaggers 8.

[sciencealwayswins]

"About thirty"? Only if you've been hitting the bottle every night for ten years straight...

[markvtos]

They should turn this into a horror film.

[CaptDonkeyPunch]

Now I know what im gettin all of your mothers for Christmas! Hayooooooo!!!

[SamuraiDoushi]

Zing!

[dumbbo1]

Why does this look like an audition tape for "The Joker"?? (Or "The Gimp")

[jrdudedj]

LMAO, everyone is coming here from ListerverseDotCom, haha mutha uckas, you didn't know i knew that huh!

[kckillmeyer]

Lol, that's where I came from.

[Techy900]

hahha when i read this, i felt guilty n watched lmao.

Listverse FTW

[ichersue]

i agree, that's where i came from too! before the list was published around 16 hours ago (as of this writing) the older comments were 2 months old and now this video is suddenly flooded with listversers hahaha

[Useless2112]

"And thanks for watching we'll be. Right Back."