You Don't Mess With The Zohan- Swimming Scene

[tombomb964]

he is jesus



[superteddybjorn1]

@cookiescollide777 they calld in chuck norris ofc ?

[RYansAdams79]

Haha XD Zohan reminds me of the Dos Equis commercial "If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume." His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder. He almost broke the land speed record in 1977, popular opinion among his team was that is beard caused to much wind resistance. He would have shaved it… No, no he wouldn’t have. Zohan the most interesting man in the world. I think their related

[Murrin11]

Zohan looks like Jesus!!!!

[carlosgustavo06]

faça video melhor

[ScratchSound90]

zohan is the israelian chuck norris

[greentey]

@ScratchSound90 chuck norris is the american zohan.

[yoshuakil]

omg its itts jesu i mean zohan!

[munku121]

Yeshua Mashiah=Jesus is Messiah.

[Slayer0F2012]

@tonikorg

totally agree haha, He TEACH to Chuck Norris. uashduasdhsau XD

[tonikorg]

he is better than cuck norris XD

[AliTiger73166]

now thats how I swim butterfly....

[sonicguyh213]

beat THAT michel phelps

[sami26301]

bla bla

[crazychemo]

swim through the sea. like a boss

[MrSlimRaW]

poseidon



[BlackDeath17123]

bong that Michael Phelps.

[hailey1454]

0:15 OMG IT JESUS

[tulanderio]

which pixel is zohan?

[johanjon74]

wow he looks like jesus while swimming

[lukehuels]

@CookiesCollide777 Adam Sandler is secretly an olympian grade butterfly swimmer.

[realIBeliX]

I once tried swimming liek this, heh, only got calf cramp at end. 

[NEMERITEANDSHUNI]

This is chuck norris son xD

[MrRaghead69]

@NEMERITEANDSHUNI old.

[cordavento]

What is this? captain america's swimming scene?

[dantecrazyninja]

Thats my future butterfly

[1sanjaygir1]

fly zohan fly

[acerulestheplace]

ZOHAN FOR CHUCK NORRIS!!!

[Itstocold]

MY ZOHAN IS A DOLPHINNN

[EskimoMonkeyProd]

He just punches it. fucken awesome

[lilbosnian314]

hehhehe he looks like jesus lol 

[Imbanatic93]

HAHAHHA he looks like jesus while going whale style

[xXShadowDeathWolfXx]

@Imbanatic93 He is Jesus



[ShibaNamedChewy]

Zohan/Scrappy Coco :P, looks like Jesus while he's swimming ;O

[raydavid300]

Jesus Christ! he looks like Jesus Christ in 0:16!

[Fredz1100]

When he comes up and takes a breath i say 'huuuuuuuuu' (breathing noise)

[MeghanStrickland69]

Wow he's a freakin dolphin!!!

[anden191]

@MeghanStrickland69 No he's, wait for it. The Zohan

[MeghanStrickland69]

@anden191 :D

[Seljaman]

fuck Chuck Norris Zohan rules!!!

[Munch48]

i do this on my sleep

[WarriorFromGR]

lol jesus xD

[Shauno19882010baby]

nonononononononnono, my penis is D BIGGeSTTT.

[MozartJunior22]

@Shauno19882010baby Not after a piranha eats it.

[ILYarden]

lol best movie ever!

[RufenPutsen]

OH SHIT! He can swim on air! xD

[TastyTeo]

Jesus Christ: The First Blood

LOL

[1998valeriu]

This is Chuck Norris 2 :D

[weakadelin]

Israelian Chuck Norris

[CookiesCollide777]

how did they even make this scene?

[kccaden]

@CookiesCollide777 They hooked him up to a helicopter so he can go that high and fast

[Luciole2831]

@CookiesCollide777 They drove a boat next to zohan and had wires attatched to him pulling him up in the air and then back under water in that motion while the boat speeded him up next to mr. mooken tooken.

[KillaKyle4473]

@CookiesCollide777 Adam Sandler actually swims like that.

[sweenkingandwow2]

@CookiesCollide777 they put a dolphine in a zohan suit?

[leonardoluiss02]

@CookiesCollide777 they just did, no special effects involved

[EmoBunnie99]

@CookiesCollide777 Dude Ik my reply for this is late but they use wires and him swimming

[lollol336]

Can like 10 more people write comments saying that he looks like Jesus because the 50 ones you already wrote aren't enough.

[TheDrunkenbanana]

omfg its geezus !

[alexislol321]

0:17 ITS JESUS!!!!

[zodman1000]

@alexislol321 HOLY CRAP IT IS

[sarmala413]

What!? :))

[TCNcos]

That'd be scary as fuck if I saw that comin at me in the middle of the ocean.

[GoatAirJordanFTW]

@TCNcos yer true, if i was a bad guy and saw a soldier swim like that i'll be like >:O

[DirtyThing20]

Zohan got a huge carpet :DDD

[MrDaanyal786]

I WISH I COULD SWIM LIKE THAT.

[TheRCM15]

he swam like a dolphin!

[sparrtanfinishthewar]

Lol he looks like jesus

[Temall]

This is scarrier then a shark attack!

[13tothemax]

0:16

omg it is jesus  lol

[ianul28]

0:18 SWIMING JESUS :D

[josh2006master]

2 people messedf with the zohan.....

[99insano]

You don't mess with the zohan 

[Bassistman2410]

Slow motion is the best

[thomson47g]

reminds me on chuck norris.

[Harro132435]

WTF

[yovsvs]

he looks like Jesus when his had's coming out from the water .

[tapesteer]

@yovsvs i think that was the whole idea for the film , when he is irak

 he is like jesus...

[Mamonar]

Sorry, it's for the cause.

[studiob1000]

what? HAHA 

[tothricsi09]

0:15 Zohan looks like God

[mrbusan]

thumb up if your sick of the chuck norris comments

[TheHottygirl13]

@mrbusan  this was one

[pivan23]

OMG ITS JESUS CHRIST!

[ThePandaburr]

hahahahahah

[presstrigga]

0:16 "zohan?" lmao

[Xtermin8R645]

He´s got better butterfly than Michael Phelps

[phreake2]

fake and gay?

[Tomaxzo]

@phreake2 It's a movie, a comedy movie.

[phreake2]

@Tomaxzo I know man. It still luks fake and gay :-D

[Gregd8888]

@phreake2 You look fake and gay.

[witsawat33]

He looks like the jesus

[LemonMcOrange]

OMG chuck norris is comin to get you

[D1CROM1]

SWIM JESUS SWIM!!!!!!!!

[Blooperization]

Zohan and phelps should have a butterfly race.

[asafor6]

at 0:28

ahhhh XDD

[FuxiaAngeL]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[MikEhaWk6009]

Phelps aint got shit on Zohan

[red0o]

JESUS YOU HAVE RETURNED!

[freedomx2oa]

LOOOL HE LOOKS LIKE JESUS WHEN HES SWIMMING

[SuperDawgE]

ISRAEL CHUCK NORRIS

[Phuckize]

I can swim just like that! Seriously.......

[92MyTube92]

Dolphine Style owns xDD hahahaaa best comic film ever :'DD hahahahahaa x'DDD

-rofl-

[RaChAeLoVeHiM4eVeR]

lol he looks like Jesus!!!!!

[galaxyangel5]

@RaChAeLoVeHiM4eVeR o.o I noticed. That was a cool cameo.

[ldmccaramel]

the best scene of the movie lol

[borofalcon101]

Dolphin style

[bllodritx]

he looks like Jesus with his hair like that....

[jonniekees]

nice swim LOL made me laugh a lot

[lhugueny]

seriously the best scene ever!!!! i love the epic guitar riff when you first see him do the dolphin jump

[volkan9196]

heheheh funniest scene ever

[oscar36376]

haha wtf tht is so funny lmao

[SoulBender24]

If only I could do that :P

[bkakaak47]

that swim is the funniest thing i have ever seen!

[IoannisElia]

It's Jesus

[edgardotoni]

THAT'S what I call a Butterfly Stroke! o.O

[Lilanimalcrazy]

makes me laugh so hard xD

[TheGabit]

eww, a bearded dolphin...

[itaymr]

ROFL

[SoulSpy123]

How the fuck did they shot that?

[ntacoslaslimjim]

I can swim like that :P

[chandlerjoBL]

@ntacoslaslimjim lol

[EnemyRCA]

rofl

[signaturemover]

DOLPHIN MODE!

[GTavares666]

Almost crapped my pants laughing with this part of the movie. Zohan rules

[jusm11]

is that real stroke?

[DarkDragonX1989]

Beat that, michael pehlps

[cubq666]

Zohan Je typek :D:D:DD

[bcubabe]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA with this scene I'd like to see the Zohan do a swimming race against Michael Phelps..lol

[TheDomushka]

jou jou takhle chcu taky plavat motylka :D:D:D:D

[LEEBLANTYRE]

i love this film and that always makes me laugh lol

[MusicFanaticSMV]

haha yeah!! so weird how he likes to do old people lolz :P

[ryder2kai8]

aww man i am sorry i pressed 4 instead of 5 stars really sorry man but nice vid

[RammsteinTorchwood]

that scene still makes me laugh - its brilliant

[Kitty140789]

Hahaha this movie's ben zona :D good shit

[maximsilva]

Those scenes were fantastic made!

In bond movies or what so ever, the main character usually stops and looks all tired and almost sort of a failure. In this, without any face expression, he just swims after him like it was nothing. LOVE IT!

[yomamma228]

Best scene ever! so random ahha

[Undertakerlegend]

lol this movie was hilarious