best laugh ever at berries was coming back fae ben she on the bus and craig toons wasnae watching he didn't notice the bus breaking and he crashed his moped into the back of berry bus!!!!
i wouldn't make fun of the stewarts,your cousins laurna and shirley and your aunty ruth used to go to morrissons berries on the dundee road.they used tie a luggie round there waist while wearin' cocktail frocks.
it's lorna not laurna,and so what if they wore cocktail frocks while pickin' berries,they were professional knappers.and they've also got a cousin ruth,she's got a heed like a horse,so adriantay333 watch yourself or cousin ruth will bite u.
shut the fuck up adrian it wisna a cocktail frock it was an evening dress we were oot late at the royal and got a luft on the back o eck campbells moped doon tae berry field so didna hae time to cheeng. we r no the kidnappers either its oor ruth shes in the mafia so watch oot or she'l leave a horses heed on ye bed.
listento dandydavie,who do you think u are ?. are u the one that laughed when lorna and shirley got their hi heels stuck in the mud when they were up the dreels pickin' their berries ?. you're not funny.when it was rainin' lorna and shirley were always the last to come down the dreel after weigh-in was shouted. that's because they're professional berry pickers.
you're right dandydavie,it was you wearin' the cocktail frock. and if lorna and shirley tried sittin' on a moped the tyres would go flat. and cousin ruth in the mafia lol.a horses heed on my bed,get real i'd need to take cousin ruth out for that.and that's never gonna happen,she's always on the ice cream van.
ok lesbo,so i spelt her name wrong,but you're not much better it's nabblers not knappers.and i don't think cousin ruth could catch me to bite me,she's not what you call fit.if it had been aunty ruth the one who worked in the chip shop i might be worried.
quality mince ma man
drblowfelt 2 months ago
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Why does "Jump The Q" get no credit here?
webgaffer 6 months ago
Brilliant!!!
MrMalarky1 6 months ago
DUDE THATS F***KING STUPID!!!
81DeanKing 6 months ago
Got to be tam harris singing this ?
hingoot1 8 months ago
"Mon lads let's dae this fcuking dreel in" ahahahahahah, good stuff.
AeonsDead 8 months ago
cheer's 4 the coments lads & lassie's
paulsoulmanwilliamso 1 year ago
best laugh ever at berries was coming back fae ben she on the bus and craig toons wasnae watching he didn't notice the bus breaking and he crashed his moped into the back of berry bus!!!!
forfar1885 2 years ago
i wouldn't make fun of the stewarts,your cousins laurna and shirley and your aunty ruth used to go to morrissons berries on the dundee road.they used tie a luggie round there waist while wearin' cocktail frocks.
adriantay333 2 years ago
it's lorna not laurna,and so what if they wore cocktail frocks while pickin' berries,they were professional knappers.and they've also got a cousin ruth,she's got a heed like a horse,so adriantay333 watch yourself or cousin ruth will bite u.
lesbomama 2 years ago
shut the fuck up adrian it wisna a cocktail frock it was an evening dress we were oot late at the royal and got a luft on the back o eck campbells moped doon tae berry field so didna hae time to cheeng. we r no the kidnappers either its oor ruth shes in the mafia so watch oot or she'l leave a horses heed on ye bed.
dandydavie 2 years ago
listento dandydavie,who do you think u are ?. are u the one that laughed when lorna and shirley got their hi heels stuck in the mud when they were up the dreels pickin' their berries ?. you're not funny.when it was rainin' lorna and shirley were always the last to come down the dreel after weigh-in was shouted. that's because they're professional berry pickers.
lesbomama 2 years ago
you're right dandydavie,it was you wearin' the cocktail frock. and if lorna and shirley tried sittin' on a moped the tyres would go flat. and cousin ruth in the mafia lol.a horses heed on my bed,get real i'd need to take cousin ruth out for that.and that's never gonna happen,she's always on the ice cream van.
adriantay333 2 years ago
ok lesbo,so i spelt her name wrong,but you're not much better it's nabblers not knappers.and i don't think cousin ruth could catch me to bite me,she's not what you call fit.if it had been aunty ruth the one who worked in the chip shop i might be worried.
adriantay333 2 years ago
?kool?
lolnoobzldo 2 years ago
Where were the berries then?
BillDFC 2 years ago
doss =]
jakeybam 3 years ago
kool?
lolnoobzldo 3 years ago