Poker Face Lyrics

[jack1995mclintock]

god help humanity if 15000 liked this.

[SethXx77]

seriously her best

[NinjaDragon22]

Am I the only one thatfirst heard this song in the Percy Jackson movie when Grover is dancing on the stage in the Casino scene?

[Bsbldude40404]

listen hard to the chorus, and tell me it doesn't say this...

"P-P-P-Poker Face, Fu-Fu-Fuck her face".....

Right?!?!

[kenny0ly]

4 years later...I am still listening to this song..

[MsJRaw1]

Q : how do you wake up lady gaga?

A : Poker face (sounds like poke her face)

Q : what does lady gaga do in the club?

A : Alejandro (the real answer is just dance thumbs up if you get it)

[resengan44]

@MsJRaw1 i don't get it what is it?

[MsJRaw1]

@resengan44 which one dont you get ? the lst one cause im implying that they are like having sex at the club . lol

[ladygaga81ful]

Hahaaaahaah..!! In description @crummack959 writes "OMG 10.000 views!Thank sooo much, guys!" ..!! Right now he has over 10.000.000 views!!

[babyaesyah26]

haha...

[CashFlossMusic]

Poker Face Cover by The moroccan boy Adamz (Arabic Moroccan version) tcheck out it on my channel. please subscribe and comment Lady Gaga - Poker Face Cover By Adamz (Moroccan Arabic version)

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[SummerSeaWish]

Poker face >.<

[darlilg]

poke her face until gaga wakes up

[bc9931]

p-p-poker f-f-face.

[TheEpicAxew]

Bikdip Rage! Does anyone get it?

[manya78230]

poke  her face poke someones face XXD lolz

[EvelynProductions1]

"Ma ma ma ma"

"Yes" XD

[puppiesarelovable11]

how do u wake lady gaga up out of bed pppk-her face

[Kamikaze1943ful]

isnt it ill get him hard? show him what i got? IDK just sayin

[spectaculaer]

Awesom quality

[DaniloCamargo]

@spectaculaer not

[xCARSARESEXY]

this song sucks penis

[jaynine34]

@xCARSARESEXY You do to

[xCARSARESEXY]

@jaynine34 no i don't...i'm a mechaphile -_-

[brenternation123]

@xCARSARESEXY Then why'd you click on this!? suck on your own penis

[xCARSARESEXY]

@brenternation123 I'M A GIRL!

[MetalFPSC]

@xCARSARESEXY Well, you think cars are sexy.

[xCARSARESEXY]

@MetalFPSC yES I DO.

[MetalFPSC]

@xCARSARESEXY wELL GOOD FOR YOU MRS. CAPS LOCK PERSON.

[TrainSounds]

LADY GAGA REPLACED TOM COCHRANE!!!!

[Lasernibby]

ok...if she's bluffin with her muffin then you can bluff with your muff? o.o

[ANTIJOCALDERONECLUB]

DYS SONGG IZ WACK

[Misscrazyangel1]

she's got me like nobody, not she's got to love nobody

[VloggieBoi]

Ma Ma MOM!!!!!

[NikekiN15]

gaga the best of bests

[TheChelz1997]

Im a christian and this is my fave song

[Awaketonightanna]

@TheChelz1997 yeah a hypocrite Christian...seriously.

[TheChelz1997]

@Awaketonightanna Chill out with that name calling Brody... You don't even know me... its cool if you wanna judge and make judgements tho.... 

[TheChelz1997]

@TheChelz1997 and assume stuff

[funkool777]

@TheChelz1997

congrads this is far from christianity. Sorry brah

[TheChelz1997]

@funkool777 im not your "brah"... and never did i say this was a christian/gospel song :)

[alexisbrasseas]

Imm a guy of 13 years old and like this song!

[BIoodyMaryy]

1:59 its ( Hes got me like nobody) 

[SupaEvalastin]

She's a WHOLE lot better than Nikki Minaj

[SupaEvalastin]

She's a WHOLE lot better than Nikki Minaj

[PainfulyPerfectAlice]

-.- .-..-.-.-.--.

[PantsFullaDance]

She knows she has more than 10,000 views, right?

[EvelynProductions1]

Me: Ma ma ma

Mom: Yes?

Me: I'm just singing Pokerface.

[FeralEthl]

Once, one of the kids at school broke out in class singing this while the teacher was teaching. O.o IT WAS SOOOOOO FUNNY! XD

[mrsgleek12]

Listening to this reminds me of Percy Jackson the movie (: (: CASINO SCENE!!!!

[PantsFullaDance]

@mrsgleek12 Omg, didn't it make them seem like they were on hallucigenics??!!!

[1dayafterplay2011]

THUMBS UP IF U HAPPY BEACUSE OF 10K VIEWS :D

[derrty42]

@1dayafterplay2011 I'm not happy because of your incorrect grammar/spelling :(

[DevilEye39]

Hit Like if U Like "MUM MUM MUM MAH" at the beginning...:D

[youngwildfree848484]

it was 2:00 in the morning we were on a long car trip the windows were down our hair flyin behind us and we had the radio on a really good station and this song came on and me and my cousin started scearming out every single word danceing in our seat and when the song was over we fell over laughing with my aunt just staring at us like we were crazy!!!! good times never die

[Maryse945]

Thumb up if you listening that when you're playing at a cASINO

[WaffleGirl300]

i started as a nobody and grew up as a freak, my dad drinks booze, my mom smokes pot and i had a poor phisique, but now im running gotham cuz that bat's delerious, i beat up all the good guys askin, "WHY SO SERIOUS!?" cant ready my, cant read ym, no they cant read my joker face! cuz ima phycopathic river, cant read ym, cant read my no they cant read my joker face, i even killed a fat bus driver.

[missdegrassi4]

so funny



[RparLine]

I like poker

[supermanflips]

I was comparing this to Polka Face, and i like weird al's version better.

[superstarican92]

you cant read my fucking poker face BITCH!!!

[Samindabox]

I kinda like this song

Despite the facts that:

She did not wrote those lyrics

She can´t play any instruments

That´s not her real voice

"Russian roulette is not the same whitout the gun" - Gotto be the dumbest line I´v ever seen. Honestly, that´s like saying "Television is not the same whitout electricity"

I mean like, who the fuck says that? Everyone knows that! Why the fuck you say something that everyone already knows? ><

I know she did not wrote those lyrics, but she sang them...

[xavdante]

@Samindabox she writes all her music, she used to write for britney spears

[iamthebossestmanarou]

@Samindabox

Amen. xD

[LadyGaGaOfficialCha1]

@Samindabox She did write those lyrics, she's quite well known for writing ALL her own lyrics.... seriously, is this comment a joke ?.... she can play piano and keytar so yeah she can play instruments, and what is wrong with "Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun" ? You can't play a television without electricity, but it is commonly known for people to substitute a gun for a hammer if they can't get their hands on a gun in russian roulette... so why don't you shut up you uneducated fuck

[elenamazin]

@Samindabox 1. she did 2 tons of famous musicians dont play instruments, plus i think she plays piano anyway, not sure tho. 3. listen to the original Poker Face its actually little if not no autotune and sounds completley different 4 its a metaphor about the next line 5 learn more about what youre saying before u go criticizing someone

[RaymusAntilles]

MUH MUH MUH MAH

[NeonColors1923]

I'm not a hater,but she's not even original or unique and her music sound like Madonna's

[LadyGaGaOfficialCha1]

@NeonColors1923 No it doesn't. Madonna makes underproduced annoying music that isn't the slightest bit catchy or meaningful.

[NeonColors1923]

@LadyGaGaOfficialCha1 to me.thats my opinion,not everyone shares the same opinion 

[xxxborednowxxx]

Eric cartman sounds better

[lolsofunnyXD1]

LIKE if you hear ppp-poker face pp-fucker face instead!!!!!

[WestSideStoryGleek]

@lolsofunnyXD1 I swear I thought I was the only one who heard that!

[lolsofunnyXD1]

@WestSideStoryGleek So did I!!! Lol!

[Nightowl12291]

@lolsofunnyXD1

That isn't what she's saying

[SamThePaintedDog]

@lolsofunnyXD1 thats what I used to think when this song first came out! lmao!

[ayeezee01]

This song makes me wanna go to Vegas

[candyapple4242]

2008? dang time sure flies. this was my jam back then

[HollisterLove0218]

R.I.P. Headphones...</3

[AnassAxe]

love it ... <3

[xxlushfunny1xx]

:D LOVE IT!! :D

[Mussgaga]

perfect

[phenrachaya]

BABY GIRL DO!!! :D

[everjla]

Fucker face!!!!!

[SuperYanessa]

did u edit this vid?

[IBornThisWayBitches]

GaGa bitches!!!!

[AlamSyeda]

the REAL lyric is She's got me like nobody

[Lizavila12]

que chido!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[jaxenaz]

awesome quality pictures

[LittleBluePanther]

I love this song so much! its my fave :D

[MrJecka94]

@BlackDiamond0562 I was sarcastic. ^_^

[labbeeamanda]

2,194 people cant read my poker face

[Sebas78888]

she is got my like nobody (8)

[dickstring31]

"Its she has got me like nobody" not shes got to love nobody stupid.

[HHrForever1709]

@dickstring31 wrong. it is 'She's got to love nobody.'

[1999aishu]

nice its awesome..........

[MrJecka94]

Lady Gaga stole "Poker Face" from 9gag. :D

[BlackDiamond0562]

@MrJecka94 oh well this is awkward... 9 gag didn't come up with poker face... in fact.. 9gag hasn't come up with any meme...

[PitixD2012]

I like poker face

[1999aishu]

this rcks

[chivitita100]

i love the song

[GaaraSakuraXLuver]

I don't recall, Lady Gaga ever being a Brunnette...

[thegagaclub101]

@GaaraSakuraXLuver she was before she was famous :D

[CiCielf]

I'm obsessed with this song!

[shinobu363]

poke her face O.o.

[DX314DX]

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker Face

[XxxMstarRox7xxX]

Awesome!! Catchy song lady gaga!!! :D

[CuppyCakeBabi]

Pah Pah Pah Poker Her Face,

Pah Pah Poke Her Face

(MUM MUM MUM MOM)

XD

[BrickSaint14]

heres my online poker face :)

[thedarkbird3434]

@BrickSaint14 heres mine B|

[BrickSaint14]

@thedarkbird3434 interesting

[redpa5113]

@Rebeccavful Lol good one, matey.

[ilovejonathanabel123]

@Rebeccavful What did Lady Gaga say when she was born? .... I Was BORN THIS WAY(:

[iamtheoneyoucall]

thumbs up if you extremely liked that feature of youtube where you can see the frame of the video when you bring your mouse over the duration

[sunnydale22]

@Rebeccavful Never heard that one before!

[funkool777]

@sunnydale22

?????????

[sunnydale22]

@funkool777 Oh.. a user made the joke about waking up Lady Gaga by poking her face because "Poker Face" sounds like "Poke Your Face" . Thus, How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke her face. It's just a joke I've heard a zillion and eight times, is all, and was being sarcastic.

xP

[hellokittyjapanime96]

@Rebeccavful I'm not saying that I was first to invent that, but I made it up and thought it myself in first grade, and it quickly spread through the school. Now no one believes me. xD

[InaNariva]

When 2193 people do poker face everybody can read it!

[Scorpio513R5pope]

fufufu fuck her face fufu fuck her face!! hahha lolz XD.......

[shuffleisthebest10]

Description: OMG 10 000 views Thanks sooo much, guys! <---- Try 11,248,265...2,193 of them got poked in the eye and on accident hit dislike!

[rekNball69]

did you all really need this?? i mean really, what did you think she was saying?!???

puh puh puh puh puh puh puh puh puh puh poke her face..

[spiritanimals]

yew hooo oh chaaaad! CANT READ MWOWS (Idk how to spell it) POKER FACE!

[MegaAstroFan18]

Can't see my, can;t see my, no you can't see my Pokemon.

[I3lueGodom]

'Poke her face' not Pokerface O_o

[AlastairStephenHall]

She's gonna love nobody...

[truthforme1]

all I know is that this song rocks! that mum mum mum mah chant is the bomb....

[skulldude596]

This has more views than the music video xD

[TheTeana123]

i love lady gaga but she is a man i didnt now

[MsMysteryMensah]

Man this was so long ago but IT'S STILL SOO GOOODD AHH IDC THIS SONG IS TIMELESS<3 CLASSIC <3

[tina100love]

@crummack959 ure up to 11 million views now silly

[tina100love]

wat do u do 2 wake up lady gaga????

POKE HER FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha im soooo punny!!!!!!

[mommysboy2011]

i like it ong

[acoehu]

1:13 listen again it's pu pu pu poker face bu buttfucker face

[FeluLescano]

Aguante Messi

[thegeneralahmad]

I listen this song daily.

[Country781Girl]

Love this song my friend and i made a dance for it lol.

[DocteurLametiA]

Thumb Up if you listen to poker face in 2012

[iamtheoneyoucall]

@DocteurLametiA Dude whats up with you Guys "Seeing this in 2012","seeing This in 2011" Just shut the Fuck up and Watch it.

[kittykatalicious]

@DocteurLametiA no, dumbas*, im listening to this 1400 B.C *rolls eyes*

[SoccerLover9955]

jkkkkkkkk



[SoccerLover9955]

poke

her

face

now

[vampiregirl917]

anyone else have this on dancecentral!

[guliseflower]

@vampiregirl917 hhhhhhhhhhhhh me on my room

[LaAliceLa]

totally rock!

[shutup932ify]

p-p-p- poke her face! p-p-poke her face! (mum mum mum mah`s) :D

[Keytonay]

Thumbs up if....Muh Muh Muh Mah.

[MJN1fan21]

when she says...

-Po-po-po-poker face po-po-poker face......IT MAKES ME WANT TO POKE HER FACE!!

[rickiller59]

Hey guys I did a piano cover of this song on my channel. Can you check it out and let me know what you think? I think its one of the better versions out there but don't have many views :/ Please check if you can, Thanks and Enjoy :)

[AcaRJacKeR]

on the cross for our sins and that God the Father raised him from the dead we will be saved. (escape hell) BUT in order for him to accept u, u MUST repent of your sins(ask for forgiveness of what uve done and turn away from commiting it.) and follow him, giving up everything u have and declaring him Lord. if u would like to know more u can message me. i realize i will be criticized for sharing this but the time is near! and what God declares will happen. This world wont last forever! God bless

[AcaRJacKeR]

hello everyone. i would like to tell u the greatest and only reason we are on this earth. 2000yrs ago there was a man named Jesus Christ who went around performing maricles and claiming himself to be the Son of God. well later in his life he said that he must die for everyones sins on a cross and that 3 days later he would be resurrected. well this is a true story and it did happen. the reason im sharing this with u is that if we believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God and that he died cont.

[ciara2072]

@AcaRJacKeR relevance please explain??

[AcaRJacKeR]

@ciara2072 relevance? Christ should be shared with as many people as possible. and i know i should share Him more because i know His capabilities and power are emense! also one of the main reasons i shared that on this vid is because i can see alot of people come on to this vid so more people would be able to see my comment. God bless

[britney1456789]

RIP GAGA 2008-2010



[KillerHunter095]

poke her face XD

[briannabunny123]

Never poke lady gaga in the face cuz u will have a bad romance wit her :( (or friendship)

[DofGeekHelMunster]

no photo , ok

[chitalop]

:pokerface:

[koreangvidz]

Poke-mon !

[watked]

I LOVE GAGA BUT THE BORN THIS WAY ERA IS NOT FOR ME I PREFER HER OLD SONGS

[Radiolina999]

@watked true :)

[therawrfactorable]

this is the gay/ almost straight guy jam