AZN - Asian Pride - Got Rice

[taull01]

lol, funnyjunk flash backs, god thank you for uploading this  :D

[BhFanatik17]

i remember cracking up while watching this on funny junky when i was like 10.

[hiphopbaby83]

This came out in 98 or 99.

[poopsdf]

I prob saw this vid in like 6th grade lmao

[rosavampire]

dis song is sooo true

[YoungUberHorse]

WHO EVER SAY THAT ASIANS R GAY THEN FUCK U MOTHER FUCKING BASTARDS

[YoungUberHorse]

WHO EVER SAY THAT AZNS R GAY THEN FUCK U MOTHER FUCKING NIGGA

[dotheimpossible1]

I remember this song hahahaha!!!!!!!!

[RichEgotThtXTC]

--- ___ --- suck a dick you asian bastards

[SolarBlackShine]

man this is so old!

[Mattaboogum]

I now understand what they're saying. T_T

[SuperClassic11]

what is this sample from?

[izelkay]

@SuperClassic11 It directly samples 2pac's "Changes". 2Pac sampled someone else, but his name escapes me.

[gotanmp3]

@izelkay Bruce Hornsby - "The Way It Is"

[GOOCHMASTER15]

@SuperClassic11 I believe it's a B.I.G. song, but i think he sampled it from something else...

[Pacebeats]

@GOOCHMASTER15 its changes tupac and its obviously sampled

[GOOCHMASTER15]

@Pacebeats Ok, i'm not very knowledgeable about rap music

[flas8080]

Love this song!

[MrJobbitto]

@thechickenmonster102 Shut the fuck up. You don't know Americas, we all don't eat chicken nuggets and praise Chuck Norris. Get your facts strait.

[Jooyoon369]

@MrJobbitto yes we do...

[Freakywhiteboy7]

R.I.P. FJ

[joshua1990211]

yea i remember hearing that back in 2002

[crashpal]

first heard it back in 2002

[awesomeness3157]

i'm mexican i eat rice to. nice song..

[Primus2X]

I knew that song was familiar

[ball1ng91]

why the hell did you do this? Tupac must be crying in his grave right now. way to ruin a legend's. Now go fortune cookie

[45outs1de2]

damm old ass song. but still gangstuh as shxt.. love it <3 :)

[TraGicJohnson49]

Funny Junk times Tupac= GOLD

[tunadudeman]

wow that song was so good i could almost listen to it for 30 seconds.

[13AsianBoy]

thumbs up if you watch this in 2012!!

[itsMeTeh]

I remember watching this in like 1999...

[JewsusChristberg]

Do we have girls like you? Cars, clothes etc? No you fucking faggots, and we're all thrilled to death about not being faggot ass azn's. When you idiots say "nigguh" you're really crying out to be beaten with bricks. All of this self-proclaimed importance sure is silly, isn't it Chan-Po? Your women look like boys, your cars are just plain gay, your Nautica is trash. And no, you aren't cool because of your material possessions, you're just fucking stupid. Remove this fucking video.

[thechickenmonster102]

@JewsusChristberg bitch fuck you asshole fat boy we azns actually eat rice while you americans eat chicken nuggets all day long and getting fat...... shut up before we shove our bowl of rice up yo ass bitch.... We got bruce u got da fatass chuck norris faggot our clothes got style while u guys just pedifile, dats right my dis rymth on chinese new year we get 1000000000000 bucks and u get a fucking dime faggot ass american we intimidate u wit our AZN eyes u fucking bis won ba don

[JewsusChristberg]

@thechickenmonster102 See what I mean? Not only are you a faggot, but you're fucking stupid too. I don't give a fuck about Chuck Norris or any of this nonsense you're talking about. But comments aside, you are still a faggot.

[jennieexoxo]

@JewsusChristberg It's just a song, calm your tits.

[TehMadCow]

lmfao @ how it's just a silly parody song to everyone else, but some azn kid out there thinks its totally badass

[kianababe37]

I love this song so much. xD

[thechickenmonster102]

@kianababe37 me too :D

[taku5508]

funnyjunk or ebaums lol

[TheUltimateWierdo]

azns are so cool

[steffenlucky777]

LIKE IF YUR AZN!!! AZN PRIDE FOR LIFE BABY

[happyKingization]

I do got rice....it's in the kitchen

[TheCagedTiger]

ur all such chinks

[whatthephokingheo]

@TheCagedTiger do somthing about it then

[MrRunindry]

Damn dude has it really been that long?

Fuck.

[boobarehoney]

got rice..!!!]



[xSYSTEMxOFxGEARSx]

Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races...

[MrPezzzz]

I remember watching this on Funnyjunk in 2002, after that, all the Asian kids in my School became hardasses hahaha.

[VikingHunter101]

bahahha fuck u asian sluts

[junichi8369]

lmfao 5years ago.. this song is over 10years old btw

[cenarules2009yeah]

i remember bein like 6 yrs old watchin dis

[badjaboy07]

@cenarules2009yeah so you're like...11 now?

[bugg333]

"Everybody wants to be a nigga but nobody wants to be a nigga."

And yeah I nostalgaed hard too

[AWESOME9740]

GOT RICE BITCH GOT RICE

[wwwertdf]

CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK CHINK CHICK

[omegyoungswamp]

@wwwertdf nigga whatchu say what is u a black shit haha okay nga niga niga if white y u litsen to our raps huh man fuck u white trash

[ChinaRox100]

I has dee rize

[Kxania]

Holy crap, best song.

Back when funnyjunk was good.

[SDoGaming]

Reminds me of Funnyjunk

[gergor666]

p.s. eat a dick nigga

[TheJaparican]

2003 funnyjunk

[PhantomCharity]

juhtay sent me <3

[SUPERSECRETASIANMAN9]

Holy shit. This song is fucking retarded. Essentially, you're a wigger. Not an asian. WIGGER. Asians don't say "nigga" unless they were raised by gorillas in harlem. 

[gergor666]

@SUPERSECRETASIANMAN9 ok so essentially what your saying is you have no respect for the music itself you just can't give an asian props on actually doin something funny and this song came out before me or you knew what the would "nigga" or "nigger" even ment the word itself isn't harmful its the use of the word...this song was done with the attempt to entertain not harm. so in essense you have become the pure definition of the word supersecretasianman now go suck on a dictionary and stop trollin

[SUPERSECRETASIANMAN9]

@gergor666 AY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT IM JUS TRYNA GET ME SOME DAT CHIKIN. This is pretty shitty in all aspects from the music to the animation. Troll? No. Truthful internet goer? Yes.

[ShadyisInfinite]

Remember watchin this in 7th grade, now im 19, 7 years been a while but still love this video

[nitro855]

@ShadyisInfinite same! i'm 19 nd watched it in year 6 or 7 Lmfao! one word..Fuck!

[suppratwin]

your honda got rice i bet

[ninjabaconpanda]

Fuck you under taker275

[TheCelestialRiver]

oh yeah funnyjunk! heh

[undertaker275]

No we dont have dogs and cats like yours, because you ate them all!

[DescendingCrow]

@undertaker275 you do realize you spent minutes of ur life just to insult a race of billions of people who can easily rape you right? Stop being a racist dick face, not all Asians eat dog and cats fool. All you non-Asians gtfo of this video.

[peterchao221]

Who else remembers watching this on Funnyjunk?

[ainjeldahst]

What the hell is all this gangster stuff and garbage?! You go home and do homework or you no get food from parents!

[yungirie619]

Im black niggah .. Nd I used to have this cambodian homie nd he would always play this broo .. I miss my nigga

[MredLova]

yeah back when this shit was awesome just because the song rhymed and cussed. race played no purpose on the hilariousness

[msbeccathewrecker]

love this song...funny stuff

[NegativeSnowman]

I remember watching this like 4 years ago. Such a good song.

[101111101101]

@NegativeSnowman 4 years? LOL this song is like 8 years old

[Zourdogg]

AZN:

Azn´s are prone to wearing oversized medallions, shirts, or trousers, preferably FUBU, and always with the words "Azn Pride" emblazoned when in reality they have about as much cultural identity with true Asians as Hanson has in common with masculinity.

[inyosightproductions]

he said nigga in an azn song dats dedicated to azns

[dritch11]

One love people who gives a shit what race you are it's just a funny video, stop being so ignorant

[1996Whoareyou]

Mongoliaaaaaa -3

[GlaBurnzUrHouseAK47]

MONGOLIA REPRESENTED YEAHHH

[23lovescookies]

this is sooooo fucking true

[phubans]

LOL MAN, this shit... Takes me back... I was lol'ing at it back then, too... But damn, the kid who's singing this sounds like a little bitch.

[ITZKANGMIKE]

dang maaann ahaaaaa this shit is soooo funny omfg

[ITZKANGMIKE]

0:29 U DREW YOU FAKE ASS GANG SING OUT?!?!?!

LMFAO OMFG I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HARD I LAUGHED AT THAT SHIT ROFLLL

[ANGELO13111]

funnyjunk used to be the shit.

[Rangerleadtheway44]

its the azn nigga fuck the my dick doesnt touch past 2 inch huh its the mosquito boobs huh wassup we got no athletesism we dont look were we drive stop signs fuck that

[14lolful]

@Rangerleadtheway44 What are you saying? Learn english please,you retarded fucktard

[Rangerleadtheway44]

@14lolful Idk I was trollin

[dogstyle2222]

I'm pretty sure a white guy wrote this lol

[19082525]

too bad the actual beat was made from black guy

[1994stones]

@19082525 the original was made by bruce hornsby... a white guy

[OkazakiKunn]

Got rice bitch ? got rice?

[WienerSlave]

Azn Pride

[navas1757]

asians r pretty awesome tbh

[superuberpinktaco]

i nostalgaed hard

[fackoff69]

damn asians

[fixedtrix1]

ching bing bong i are fob

[blizzared2]

1:04 is wrong don't you eat your dogs?

[marky1809]

"Got cars like us?"

Maybe not, but at least we can drive the cars that we have. :)

[Yoshi5454]

My asian mate actually says im more asian that he is and im white onyl cause i watch anime and manga and drive around in my skyline listen to this song i just gotta drink more bubble tea :)

[Mr1000raindrops]

@MLGPhilipino no no no dont compare tupac to this racist piece of shit

[Im4nRS]

saw this on funnyjunk years ago

[MayweatherTop1]

@Im4nRS lmao in like 03 right

[chinesekid05]

@Im4nRS i remember that.  back when funnyjunk actually had funny junk.

[dwwbiggestfan4ever]

Showed tjos to my Asian friend and she was like "Yep. That's right." XD

[fatgogi]

lol america. smh

[IIUPTOWNII]

fuckin asian people are talkin against america... when the backround music to this song was from the best rapper ever that is american. 2pac

[Joshua1067]

@IIUPTOWNII hey bitch its only a song alright? now dont blame us asians or ur gonna get fucked by korea,china,japan,etc FUCK U FOOL

[IIUPTOWNII]

@Joshua1067 just sayin you can at least use ur own god damn music when ur rapping about OUR country. saying that your contry is better than ours, you say u got better girls, food, clothing, tahts all opinionated. what about your government or army? is that better thaan the U.S's asia cannot compare to america unless your talking about china.

[sonicteam2k1]

Hell yeah baby

[Rangel316]

i got rice and im hispanic not asian

[TehJoelus123]

wow everyones such a fucking tough cunt behind a keyboard ayy..

[zeezeee13]

RACIST ASS SONG !

[1234ppo000]

Asians all unite together.

Forever, we all represent Asia togther.

I love you me fellow Asians!

[HustlerJerbear]

asian pride for life!

[TheAsianboy25]

AwesomeMan3x lol wtf is wrong with u?? Haha ok idc if he talks about hiroshima shit and wars and thinks USA can destroy Asia but they cant cuz Russia would be there, and Europe I'd say.... Just think of the scenerio yo!!! Lol so many arrogant people lol and im only 13 xD

[YugiYamiJudaiYusei]

Asians 4ever

[xxEMOxxJANExx]

Yeah Asians rule ^^

[Jordanfacekilluh]

Lmfao. This song NEVER fails to make me crack the fuck up.

[balmoral12]

Say 'nigger', instantly labelled a racist.

Bunch of prejudiced faggots.

[MrPakistan2020]

@balmoral12 the fact is, that nigg3rs are ugly and so are white people, chinks, indians, arabs and europeans, all those people are barbaric, ugly scums, heheh face the fact,

[balmoral12]

@MrPakistan2020 lol u r such a good trol haha rofl XD

[ginaar21]

@MrPakistan2020 just shut the fuck up. don't hate because everyone is better than you, god fucking damn it

[Mr1000raindrops]

@MrPakistan2020 fuck u bitch

[000LilMonster000]

omg i remember watching this when i was like, 6 X)) this song really messed me up as an asian X))

[supac00LNinja68s]

Go to any big city in the US and play spot the white guy...hard game

[bluerules4]

I have rice!!!!!! I love being asian!!!!!!!!!!

[MrPakistan2020]

@bluerules4 but u are a dirty, short, chink, u are inferior, and u smell like vinegar. You ugly ape.

[kipkayify]

Asians rock

[widdowRellz94]

GOT RICE BITCH , GOT RICE ? LMAO

[TheSuperYugioh]

we azn are the best

[Sirumakato]

@TheSuperYugioh

Lol thats racist

[PigPoppaSmashFools]

this is a discrace to pac

[xXDEMONXx314]

TRG bitches

[EhLawSaw1]

where is Thai, burmese,, lao cambodian ???

[AnHer04U]

HEIL MEIN FUHR!

[moviesunrated]

The original song is "The Way it is" by Bruce Hornsby if anyone wants to know.

[Yoshi3237]

ASIAN PRIDE IS THE WORST KIND OF PRIDE

[nimblyjacks]

@nimblyjacks I agree, Yoshi3237 IS a nigger

[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

@nimblyjacks

I agree myself. NIMBLYJACKS IS A STUPID ASS RACIST CRACKER!!!

[ooOmegaSupremeoo]

@nimblyjacks

You're a racist piece of shit, all the way across the hell hole.

[ThunderFire101]

@Yoshi3237 Yet ur name is asian, Yoshi xD

[ImmaKpopfangirl]

@Yoshi3237 SHUT UP!! WHITE MAN GOT NOTHING!!!

[x3EPiCneSsx3]

@Yoshi3237 Yet, it isn't frowned upon by society, unlike gay pride. I'm not being mean to gay people, but it seems like that's the worst kind, because they're judged more than anyone for it.

[AlexanderBrandonLy]

i think you guys are all whack..im Asian but really arguing? its just a video/ song a guy made...

[TheLaotianboi]

azn's repersent!!

[TheSydneyVicious]

omg lol! I haven't seen this in years!

[TeamHELX]

whats the real song

[chinsuchouche]

@TeamHELX the beat is from 2Pac-Change

[heatstart]

Awesomeman thats accorrding 4 southpark my on the other hand can change size dont ask but at least we got rice and wonton not gay green eggs and ham and if america could fk asia up how come america is so high ain debt with us huh bitch?another thing at least we got the sexiest girls unlyk ur fat ass ones

[666hatchetwarrior]

im american... Asian pride anyway

[Awsomeman3x]

atleast we dont have small dicks like you, and america will fuck up asia any day.

[iliktodostupidthings]

@Awsomeman3x lol y dont u tell america to then

[Awsomeman3x]

@iliktodostupidthings because it would be too easy

[ViEtDuStIn]

@Awsomeman3x

so is that why u.s loss to the vietnam war?

[Awsomeman3x]

@ViEtDuStIn you are living in the past if you are bringing that up. and yea, we lost. we got over it, we did shit during that war and were ill-equiped for it. but now if we were to start that war over and hell, if we didnt go by the rules of engagement and go by liberty then we could wipe out all of asia. we have more than enough fire power for that and you would be re-living hiroshima

[ViEtDuStIn]

@Awsomeman3x

seriously in the first place why did you go to this asian pride video just to talk shit? i dotn get it? are you mad of asia? if u say u got fire power to whipe out asia how come ur still in war with iraq?

[xarou2]

@ViEtDuStIn lol the only reason we are still in Iraq is to finish rebuilding, because we know from past experiences that these asian countries are unable to or unwilling to run themselves effectively. Secondly, we won't just run in shooting whatever moves even though it would be much easier on our part, because thats what seperates us from them.

[ViEtDuStIn]

@xarou2 are you fucking serious why are people that is not asian going to an asian pride video now you? im just going to stop

[IndoIRP]

Asia!