Heather's Song (Gold Digging Uniped)

[dtrix92]

You don't sound like Macca but you have a good voice.

[lehipster]

Apparently the judge accused her of being

unbalanced...but Paul kindly suggested putting a beer mat under her false leg.Hes

so helpful...even in defeat .

[lehipster]

I like your good leg....I have nothing against your good leg....the problem is neither have you . She once put her false

leg on back to front...poor cow didnt know whether she was coming or going..boom boom

[jonnilies]

Well I rolled around the floor laughing as I sought my udder shoe - tunesome a la early Beatles, humour as delicate as a spanking from Maggie T - o lick my handbag - and o so relevant; Macca will orgasm again; but she has only one cheek to turn...

[nickmcgivney]

This is legendary stuff. Ok, it's leg end-awry stuff. Well alright, it doesn't really stand up in some respects. Ok, I'm not getting sucked into a litany of limp-limbed puns. But I bet she loves Footloose.