You don't sell me death sticks

[ikklon]

the pepopel dead

[larrykoopa67]

I want death sticks

[Duskspidey]

what is obi drinking?

[TheRivetthead]

@Duskspidey blue  acahol like substane i think

[ChoNillaKid]

lol drug dealer :]

[crapgirlfilms]

You will thumbs up this comment

[GeneReyva]

Broken audio, link to one that's not bugged please.

[lostloser6]

its...

u wanna buy some death sticks

i dont wanna buy some death sticks

u dont wanna buy some death sticks

u wanna go home and rethink ur life

i wanna go home and rethink my life

[stelkin656]

...ICKS?....

You don't want to sell me death sticks.

I don't want to sell you death sticks.

You wanna go home and rethink...

I wanna go home and "Errittate"????

What's up with the sound?

[Jackalofdeath]

wow way to fuck up the sound

[miridem]

Isn't that Guy Pearce?

[Selter626]

wow, anti smoking basterds. wait would there be smokes in space?

[Zanmatt2g]

i hate how all the new star wars stuff is animated

[abcdpup399]

The sound was fine a while ago, what happened to it?

[TulilaSalome]

The new SW trilogy is still horrible

[compdude47]

Wow, the audio is really screwed up on this.

[leroyfj]

great name for cigs. . .death sticks

[jamzrox1991]

I want to go home and re-think my life, too.

[JingJing8807]

This is probably my most favorite Star Wars scene ever. I can't help but laugh over and over.

[Xanofar]

I laughed so hard when I saw this in the theaters.

My friend once described a spoof of this where Obi-Wan says: "You want to give me all your death sticks for free." and then Obi-Wan gets high. I've tried searching for it, but for the life of me, I can't find it. Help?

[aishagirl553]

I totally want that.

[mystaplerisblue]

Vince Offer could sell Death Sticks

[kittiekat10105]

YEAH! STAR WARS ROCKS!

[leekenobi21]

"Wanna buy a Shamwow?"

[coomerguy]

your a fag dude. lol

i just wanted to see if any one would actually put this scene on here.

but its what i was looking for so thanks anyway haha

[lanz0r4tehwin]

That guy needs to rethink is marketing scheme. Who calls their product: "Death sticks"...

[HLGToys]

hmmm its either take out my light saber or use my mind tricks :D

[StalkingAlucard]

Way to go Obi!! ^^

[wweman1092]

its cool look at he says i dont want to sell you death stick he flips it around his fingers and then it disappears

[aishagirl553]

IT'S AWESOME!!!

[Xanofar]

Heh heh... I too envy those finger skills. I had a friend who was really good at doing that stuff with his pens when I was in high school. I never successfully mastered the harder moves.

[alphamone]

I met that actor at the supanova pop culture expo in sydney.

[redneckgirlluvsu]

My fav. part of the move HAHA!

[Nostedil]

Does anyone have any idea who the actor is? I would love to know because he is so funny!

[diabolus669]

the character is called Elan Sleazebaggano

and he is portrayed by Matt Doran, who also played Mouse in the matrix.

[aishagirl553]

to coomerguy: no offense, you're pathetic..

Elan S. rocks my socks!

[coomerguy]

your a douchebag.

it pathetic you know his name.

seriously u fuckingg star wars nerd

[aishagirl553]

yeah....so what? you say "douchebag" wayy too much.....that doesn't make you cool, in case thats what u were thinking!

retard! *shanks you with a pencil*

[coomerguy]

hahahaha my friends read what you just wrote and we are laughing are asses off you fucking nerd!!!!!! ahahahaha!!!!!!!

wow go read comics or something you fucking loser!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aishagirl553]

It's spelled "our". And FY-fucking-I, you already called me a "fucking nerd". Twice. Repeating insults also makes you look stupid. =3. Get a life.

[Haydeez64]

Arguing on the intarwebz is like running the special Olympics, even if you win, your still retarded.

[aishagirl553]

"intarwebz"? I guess I'm not the retarded one. Prejudiced against retarded people too, I might add...Who did you get THAT line from?? Cuz you obviously didnt make it up, ur too stupid! ;D have a nice day suckers

[coomerguy]

corecting my grammer and defending star wars makes you a fucking nerd. and thats not going to change.

you get a fucking life dude are you kidding me

[aishagirl553]

See, the thing is...there are certain people who think being a "nerd" is bad. "Nerd" is the stupid person's way of admitting that they are a lot lot lot smarter than you! So, thanks!!

P.S. It's spelled "c-o-r-r-e-c-t-i-n-g". "G-r-a-m-m-a-r."

[coomerguy]

Oh ok! Well heres the thing about be a star wars nerd douchebag. Your never going to get any pussy!

and by the way! "f-u-c-k". :y-o-u"

[aishagirl553]

Didn't you read my name? "aishaGIRL553"?! I'm female, and not a lesbian!!!

And ooops, looks like you said "fuck" again!! I hope you die young.

[coomerguy]

oh ok! well no one wants your pussy!

[aishagirl553]

I think I'LL be the judge of that...but I'm sure no one wants your dick. I hope it falls off.

[Xanofar]

I'm making a motivational poster of this conversation. It's classic.

[coomerguy]

on my side or the nerdy cunts side?

[Xanofar]

Well, you started it, but aishagirl553 went on to lower herself to your level, so you're both being stupid, but I found the irony of you saying "Your never going to get any pussy!" only to find out she's a girl pretty funny.

And anyway, saying stuff like "I bet you've never been laid" is a real douchebag thing to say. Lay off the hating.

[aishagirl553]

yeah.

[coomerguy]

it came to that when she started calling me stupid which i could care the fuck less about. and it being starwars i would think a male would post that comment.

[aishagirl553]

I am NOT a "nerdy cunt". Also, calling me a nerd is just admitting that I'm way smarter than you XD

[coomerguy]

ok honestly listen to yourself.

you knew the name of an unnamed character on the movie.

clearly you looked up his name or bought a fucking toy of some kind. regardless of you being smarter then me, which i could care less about, and regardless of your gender, and regardless of your popularity, in my prespective you are a fucking loser.

[aishagirl553]

Ohhh, I see! You're sexist AND stupid...horrible combination. *repeats comment about your dick and it falling off*

I looked it up. And, fyi, I don't give a fuck about your "prespective".

[coomerguy]

Ohhh, I see! You're a bitch AND a loser! thats a fucking terrible combination. *repeats coment about you being a cunt*

and by the way by the last comment im saying i dont know you, i dont care to know you, and anyone on this earth besides the huge starwars "fans" (dont get me wrong starwars is cool but knowing what un-named characters names are is a little over the top) would think you were a loser by posting that first comment that started this.

[aishagirl553]

It's only a bad combination for people who I don't like.

And by the way...YOU posted first, by claiming that the uploader of this video was "the week's biggest douchebag". When I commented back, I was simply correcting you.

[coomerguy]

actually no that was to you...

[aishagirl553]

Actually no, that was you!!

[coomerguy]

no i mean that message was to you.

[aishagirl553]

Oh, I thought it was directed at diabolus669, because you commented on his before I even saw this video.

[coomerguy]

no it must've been to someone else then because i wouldnt say that to a person who put exactly what i was looking for on the internet for me to see...

[aishagirl553]

Well, I wouldn't put it past you...but w/e.

[th3echelon89]

Yeah. But I think your socks smell good.

[aishagirl553]

Well, maybe if they're freshly washed...

[GildorStarlord]

I LOVE this scene^^

[2kittygirl]

ROTFL, wish this worked in the real world! ;))

[SulliMike241]

George Lucas' anti-drug: The Force.

[Xanofar]

Apparently death sticks repress the force, so it's no wonder Obi-Wan didn't want any.

[SulliMike241]

How do you know?

[Xanofar]

Meh, it's from the era of Cade Skywalker, the great-grandson of Luke or something like that. The Empire takes over the galaxy again, except that they're not entirely "evil" this time, but then that Empire gets overthrown by an "evil" Sith Empire. Cade Skywalker keeps having visions of Luke, Ben Skywalker, and Mara appearing to him through the force and he hates it so he smokes death sticks to avoid having to listen to his 'ancestors' talk about his responsibilities as a Jedi.

[SulliMike241]

Oh.

[Xanofar]

lol.

Yeah...

It's sort of a cool storyline with there being an actually not-evil Empire and there being "Imperial [Jedi] Knights" and that R2-D2 is still around, but it's also pretty lame in many regards as well.

[coomerguy]

i thought about making fun of you for posting this comment but somehow im interested...

how the fuck would you know that? and im not being offensive im interested.

[Xanofar]

I checked it on Wookieepedia, I was wondering if it'd be worth reading, and decided that, for the most part, it isn't.

The highlights are:

- Ship classes named after cool characters

- R2-D2 is still around

- This one Jedi with a funny hat from the Clone Wars

- The Empire are the semi-good guys this time

- Imperial Jedi Knights

Most SW fans think it's pretty lame for the most part though. It's just another bad guy who is suddenly "the worst bad guy yet", except nobody cares about him.

[coomerguy]

im actually going to check that out.

hopefully someday they'll continue the series but im getting tired of that animated bullshit.

[Xanofar]

Who isn't? lol

But yeah, There are some pretty cool stories that could be made into movies that occurred after the movies, like the Thrawn Trilogy, but I think if George Lucas made a movie out of them, he'd ruin them. So yeah... More likely he'll turn the Dark Empire comic books into a movie, those weren't as popular, but George Lucas said they were the closest thing to a sequel he would've come up with:

Emperor comes back with a ship that can blow up planets, Luke falls to the dark side.

Lame.

[aishagirl553]

ugh god, me too.

[songunkilla]

try this to a drug dealer!!

[dashaX3]

My friends enjoy quoting this conversation at school. It drives me insane -.-

[TheDarkmage]

Awesome scene.

[blackpantherbabee]

why yes, i would enjoy a death stick.

[aishagirl553]

lolz, me tooooo =3

[rlc8153]

Ahaa, I loved this scene too.

[TGC1000]

ha ha ha, funniest scene in star wars

[pownage25]

AWSOME DEATH STICKS ARE 1eet OHH YES

[InspectorRemorse]

I REALLY WANT SOME DEATH STICKS

[Dauntlessblackbelt]

Hey junkies and cig smokers: ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION!!??? lol

[angleslam99]

best vid ever

[kirat0101]

This is too funny

[xxIWANTTOBELIEVExx]

Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahaha Jedi Mind trick good scene thanks

[tonmontana]

jajajajajajaj jajajajaja i cant belive since the first day i saw it when i remember i laugh so hard..

jajajajajajaj

thanks LOL

[USCtrojansgamer]

you're welcome!