Jesus' Life

[MoeDonuts]

I lost it @ "Gandhi Jeans" - "Sizes 1 and below..."

[Ybarchov21]

JIMBOB!!!!!!

[aruvi231]

For my lord Jesus uncountable brothers ,and sisters, you can say what ever you want for your living . Jesus you are my friend and you are my brother even though you are KING.

[aruvi231]

He betrays his own ! He can do anything for money he is a modern judas Iscariot.

[Hamstergirl71]

I'm Catholic as well, and this is hilarious.

[frits121]

how called this show??

[MrStrike69]

I'm christian and I pissed in my pants laughing coz this was so funny lololol

[Cooliv55]

"Yeah I'm Jerry Christ, woopty-doo..."

[slimsanta]

is it me jesus haha legend

[BlueChili7]

"Compassion" by mother Teresa  - "I smell because i care" COMPASSION!

[thePaschalCandle]

I'm Catholic and I find this sooo funny. I bet even Jesus was laughing at this!!! I hope Robin goes to Heaven. The Pope should make this man a saint!!! Saint of jokes and comedians!!!!

[TheGormFrog]

jo, I'm pregnant.

holy mother of God!

you're wright!!!

I was dying with laughter!!! GREAT WILLIAMS!

[ShortstuffxXx13]

Is it just me, or does anybody else think that he has vodka in those bottles? O.o Just a thought...

[Robb9096]

Acts 1:14 These all continued with one accord in prayer and supplication, with the women and Mary the mother of Jesus, and with His brothers.

[iowacorn123]

Who's your diaper daddy who's your diaper daddy.... This man is sick. I love him

[kiggittykyle]

Much better than Schmool!!!

[TheLethalDoughnut]

I bet God has a sense of humor.

[lptlp]

I hope he's drinking water...

[enigmataxtreme]

Chocolate Bunnys and Colored eggs,,,how you do that one,,,hahahahahaha

[ThePooeater2]

xD I'm gonna go to my next Easter event and pick up an egg,going "Rabbits don't lay eggs.What is this?" xD

[Maskphan1]

I'm a Baptist and I find this absolutely hilarious...although Jesus did have siblings lol. The whole "Judas"part was awesome!!!

[THEIRSH0401]

Yeah I'll sit here with a rash and sand in my ass I'm Jerry Christ whoop-di-doo

[majorwrstlnman]

the only thing wrong with this is jesus did have a brother lol but frickin hilarious

[ticki23]

did he say shmuuh or "schwul"?

[viciscool1]

Im an indian and i wish gandhi said that! XD LOL

[xxschnipesxx]

Im Catholic and I didnt find this offensive at all

[bubbazep01]

PRAISE TO HIM, JIM-BOB! Hahaha

[HyruleHero112]

he isnt insulting an anything :P

[Damyce]

@AzrielSword Religious misconceptions have been happening forever. Even if you study it you'll never understand it all fully, and if you believe you do then you're missing the point entirely. So people just go off of what ever passage they hear most and call it infallable. Not dissing religion or christians or religious people just putting it out there. Besides, I don't want anyone starting a debate off this comment because they disagree soo.....GO ROBIN! YOU'RE AWESOME! LOL!

[Damyce]

@AzrielSword Religious misconceptions have been happening forever. Even if you study it you'll never understand it all fully, and if you believe you do then you're missing the point entirely. So people just go off of what ever passage they hear most and call it infallable. Not dissing religion or christians or religious people just putting it out there. Besides, I don't want anyone starting a debate off this comment because they disagree soo.....GO ROBIN! YOU'RE AWESOME! LOL!

[Damyce]

@AzrielSword Yeah but not a lot of people know. And some deny it becasue they'd rather think of Mary as an eternal virgin who happen to be married. :/

[fidget1992008]

Who could possibly dislike this? The "IS IT ME JESUS?" line had me howling.

[HeroOfTimeO0]

lol Gaffigan stole like 1/4 of this routine.

[slimsanta]

is it me jesus!! haha

[bluegender2005]

But daaaaaad, rabbits don't lay eggs....

[icos211]

Jesus was a zombie.

He rose from the dead and stole everyone's brains.

[mistyangel1800]

hey I'm pagan so i don't give a fuck much about Christians , jues and Catholics and I'm sorry if i offend anyone

[lizajane54]

Hey I'm a Christian and this is hilarious!

[BullFranko]

Hahahahaha SUPERB!!!!

[Trustworthyalma]

Lmao, I'm Catholic and I found this hilarious!

[bigfuzzybeerbear]

The bunnies and eggs are stolen from paganism, as is the date of many of the christian holidays

[216rock4ever]

Lol bitch slap you like Shiva.

[stfwho]

@telebluesful probably because getting brutally murdered isn't as funny

[Gabriopunk77]

He swets like a pig!!

[matthewwebb10806]

i thought this was hillarious... BUT jesus did have a lil bro.. named james

[UseYourHeadAndHeart]

@matthewwebb10806 ... Jim Christ... you gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

[intheloo2]

if jesus died 50 years ago do you think catholic school boys would wear an electric chair around there necks?

[nicealpha]

Thumbs up if when he said, "rabbits don't lay eggs.. what is this?"

you imagined a rabbit shiting an egg!

[Broadway3]

Welcome to Yahweh!!! hahaha!

[Kailoa36]

Robin is wrong! Jewish sarcasm started at the Red Sea: The sea in front of them, mountains on both sides, Egyptian cavalry baring down on them from behind. "And the children of Israel cried out to the Lord. And they said to Moses, Because there were no graves in Egypt , hast thou taken us away to die in the wilderness?" Exodus 14:10-11

[Spess99]

IS IT ME JESUS!

[LesKern]

"Yeah, I'm Jerry Christ, whoop-de-do"

[TheScarinzi]

1,666 likes... that's a scary coincidence

[SocialClimax]

"Come on kids, let's go lookin' for Jesus!" xD I said that at the dollar store around Easter and this old lady gave me a look. lol. It was so funny xD

[MuSIkiSCoOl12]

take a break Robin.......your sweting to much!!!!!!

[jay127719]

"Rabbits don't lay eggs what is this?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Compasion by Mother Terisa "I smell because I care."

[888GRM]

Poor Jerry Christ!

[YoungDaVinci91]

"Who's your diaper daddy? Who's your diaper daddy?" LMAO

[TheYeahHouse]

"rabbits dont lay eggs.... what is this?"

best 2 seconds of my life!!!!

[CrimsonJax88]

@TheYeahHouse Hahaha, exactly, it's like his voice changes so suddenly, mean his John Wayne, Jack Nicholson and other impersonation still make it sound like him, but this is just wtf hilarious:P

[SincereCreature]

@TheYeahHouse Fucking incredible kid impersonation! I was like "...wh...whoa, um... Wow." ;D

[avrelivs]

"... Bitch-slap you like Shiva .. " LOL

[spazoidz]

aye and he had a seceret brother called "sake"

[Stn3dRaid3r]

"you all face this way" ...that's when I lol'd :P

[thedarklord9711]

lol

[MrJTS1986]

I Love This Clip 'Cause Robin Talks About Jesus,

The Savior Of The World & Living At Home With His Mother! LOL!!!!

[jrthesoutherner]

is it me jjeeZuxzz!!!! lolololol

[jaapinhollanding]

I'm sorry, but that is a bad chinese expression!

Rowan Atkinson is much better at that! (Although thats an Indian impression)

:) Never mind...

[TheInnocence111]

Jesus actually had a few siblings...just sayin'

[1939PlymouthRatRod]

Mary and jOSEPH WAS BROTHER ANDS SISTER.

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

@1939PlymouthRatRod No they weren't.

[rockerseven]

"you dont want a kid biting the head off a chocolate jesus"

ive seen chocolate jesuses at the store during easter! :P

[12343590]

blasphemy

[slipknotdudu]

@12343590 u need profesional help

[Vzzzm]

epic :D



[Lachlan326]

jesus had 3 brothers (who are even named) and at least 2 sisters lol

[thePaschalCandle]

@Lachlan326 Many scholars believe that they weren't His real biological brothers and sisters. Plus, there is no reference to them being the children of Mary.

[lildevil96552]

It's funny that Peter asks if he will be the one to betray Jesus, even though he is the one who will deny him. At least it's funny to me :D

[eagleeye2391]

"you don't wanna put raspberry jam on the grass saying Come on kids we're looking for jesus" this made me cry of laugheter

[Jerebearification]

I'm not sure whether or not to be insulted...

[thetarstarkas]

39 bible thumpers have no sense of humor & need to LIGHTEN UP!!

[95nik]

@thetarstarkas God be with you. 

You are laughing at the so big love of GOD.

[1001000111]

@thetarstarkas : but they've already been ENlightened...

....I'll get my coat.

[FrampDucksandBucks]

haha yeah!



[vampx2k7]

"And if you dont believe me ill bitch slap you like shiva!" HAHA

[RonanMacQuarrie]

Jesus had step-brothers

[RonanMacQuarrie]

All of that, and still being slightly respectful, awesome

[ThisIsMySockAccount]

Robin Williams is hilarious ... but ... uhh ಠ_ಠ ... Yochanan, Mariam, & Yeshua ... just sayin'

[rythmmaniac]

`St.Prada, our Lady of Accessories` XD :DDD

[TomboyCactus101]

"whos your diaper daddy" LMAO!

[Cityj0hn]

LOL

[talia5381]

@alicookman because Simon and Simon Peter are 3 different people. Peter was originally just Simon but since there were 2 he became Simon Peter. Peter which would be the "rock" meaning the rock of the Church.

[whitetora19]

he sweats alot....0.o

[Knight121198]

"Jim Bob the son of God" !!!!

[forevergamergirl]

Lol. The name 'Jesus' really IS redneck, actually. It was supposed to be a humble name and was basically that time period's equivialnt of the name 'Bob'.

[fbvrc]

he brought up a big fcking issue xD I never understood why chocolate rabbits or eggs xD

[nikosnaousa]

pat roberson saw this video 38 times!



[Zizouskid]

IThose 38 'dislikers' are probably preasts, or somethin' like that...

[1Thompsonmusic]

Comic genuis.

[Crazykopeli]

What show is this? :D I really want to download it?

[shonenjump18]

@Crazykopeli it is robin williams live on broadway also on youtube

[warren52nz]

That's where the Bible belongs... in the Comic section. 8^)

[1111krol]

@AliCookman he said '' hell end up in a bar at age 30 goin yeah im the brother of christ whoopdidoo''

[bottaboomstick]

who's your diaper daddy who's your diaper daddy

[chadwardennz]

wtf.... 3:36

[mnat28]

Freaking Hillarious!!

[myp410up]

I'll bitch slap you like Shiva! :)

[zafarafridi]

i like the Gandhi Bit

it was funny

[Goodfella11112]

Is it me jesus!!!!!!! lol

[MadjidKhan]

Way to go Robin! Hilarious !!!

[matt09ad]

jimbob the son of god

[domaciajvar]

Ill bitchslap u like Shiva!

[hectic871]

um, there was a brother of jesus :S

[SpiderFan23]

rabbits don't lay eggs, what is this? i couldn't stop laughing until after the video was over after hearing that lol

[jesusisking1995]

When you fully let jesus into your heart he will change your life around..and you to can change one! please visit the link below and change a life..GOD BLESS!

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[Armzan]

@jesusisking1995 can you tell me when jesus was born :)

[sjjdiienno1]

@Armzan lmao solid win to you sir....since not once catholic can say when he was born...cuz there the catholic faith view and science view...i was raised catholic but who the FUCK wants to stay that way

[Armzan]

@sjjdiienno1 I dont know why they think it was the 25th of december. its all astrological. the story of the three kings refers to when three stars in orions belt which were known in ancient times as "the three kings" line up with the brightest star in the sky "sirius". on the 24th these stars point towards where the sun rises on the 25th.. this is why people think the 3 kings follow the star in the east to see the new born son when it is really just Stars pointing towards the "birth" of the SUN.

[eragonfan4life]

@Armzan Can I assume that you, sir, watched the movie Zeitgeist as well?

If not, you have an amazing knowledge of these kind of things (not sure what to call it).

[musson20]

lmao... "yeah im jerry christ, whoop-dee-doo"

[hwales1]

I heard Jesus did have a brother.

[miniclip1162]

hes an artiest with his voice... amazing

[ahtartersauce101]

I want Ghandi jeans! I won't fit in them but who cares.

[Ferrychick1]

 I'll bitch slap you like Shiva. LOLOLOLOL!

[ahioud]

who's your diaper daddy? hahaha..

[kobergs]

3:37

omfgggggggggggg genius voice :D

[FaceKarl]

jacob was the brother of christ, i kid you not, they argued over who was the real king, seeng as jesus wasent the actual son of Joseph

[lafeese]

i know gandhi, he was a prick

[Broadway3]

welcome to yaweh!! i didn't hear that the first time

[sparkman62]

IZIT ME JESES?!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

[84Terminator]

why are there so many water bottles

[NickRoman]

@84Terminator cause as good as he is, he's so nervous that he's sweating up a storm. It's really hard to go out and do that stuff. Ok, and maybe the lights are hot too.

[84Terminator]

@NickRoman well I did not doubt his talent and performance, and thank you for informing me about these bottles, but don't you think they look strange? lol

[NickRoman]

@84Terminator Absolutely. The guy is way over the top. Go see "legal insanity" for more about that.

[jshjamaar]

@84Terminator Dude, these comedians speak for two hours of comedy. Have you been to a show before? They sweat with that light on them.

[HomemdaFaina]

the real brother of Jesus is Craig. Craig Christ. Look it up. lol

[mcgiggle1003]

Sooo funny

[ashamedz]

@ 3:30 - /watch?v=iFfXXuyi2FQ

[isisavye]

JIMM BBBOOOOAAAAAAOOOOBBBB

[Battybatzgirl]

My friend Bandgeekred13 and I have watched this video so many times that we're going to use part of it in a school project. xD

[matt09ad2]

praise him jim bob he who finds us stuff and gets us a job jim bob lol

[fizikal2008]

"your not my real dad" loooool haha

[AlanHollow]

Ghandi jeans: Whether you're simply not eating or telling the English to get out. Ghandi jeans: They come in size one and below.

[lawtonokieguy]

If He sees His shadow another 2000 years of guilt......classic........

[Marksman230591]

Judas: Is it me, Jesus?

Jesus: "IZZHID ME, JEZHUTH!!!"

I crack up every time I watch that part.

[FAITHandLOGIC]

where's the bit on muhammad showing up to heaven? Did the muslims complain and get it removed?

[bludluva]

RALPH CRAMDEN HAHAHA. Robin ur definitely old school.

[bdunkmartin]

Do you know why the easter bunny hides his eggs? He doesn't want anyone to know he's been fucking chickens.

[RIOT690]

"We're looking for Jesus kids, cmon!" 

[TimTehPilot]

Schmool? hahaha

[comaunite]

Jesus had a brother... His name was Craig.. Craig Christ..

[IyatehLolita]

@comaunite The question for us, it not what would Jesus do but where we will be when the Craig machie comes partying through!

[comaunite]

@IyatehLolita and if the lord will allow you've got to ask your self how, and who, and why, and when, and where is your messiah now?

[disposeablehero757]

@comaunite fuckin craig

[moneybill08]

@comaunite HAHAHAAA!!! stephen lynch reference!!!

[atmatheprophet]

@comaunite LMAO Fucken Craig....Fucken Craig...Craig Christ!

[PassionateGoth]

@comaunite ahhh, of course Craig was cooler.

LOL

[bandgeekred13]

poor jerry brother of christ. he got sand up his ass. :(

JIM BOOOOBBBBB! :)

hilarious!

[jeanneadele]

i'll bitch slap you like shiva......

[frazerstockton]

He drinks a shit lot of water.

[8bitPikachu]

the easter tradition of the bunnys and eggs was created by the german people to celebrate fertility in the spring.

[Kikyo361]

lol jesus had a brother :P...

[AricDobres]

@Kikyo361 yah, Jesus' brother bob!

[nefhead]

He's about as funny as taking a shit.

[YMNTWTANKH]

Jesus Christ. Robin is one of the very few Comedians in the USA who is funny. I put him on a par with the late Dave Allen who could spend hours taking the mickey out of the "Holy" Roman Catholic Church. But Dave had two advantages. He was Irish, brought up a wee Roman Catholic. And he was paid by the Vatican, the No. Two Accoujnt.

[BigPimp238]

jesus had a brother!

[raddddeww]

zebede??

[143rdShadowARCunit]

@raddddeww its in the old testimant

[toacs97]

this is so fucking funny. i am laughing at the top of my lungs

[UnDeadSketch]

"WHOS YOUR DIAPER DADDY WHOS YOUR DIAPER DADDY!! I SAW HIM WITH MY EYE!!!"

[pokerstud001]

Ha, my name is jerry...

[lumbago12]

I love RW, but didn't Bill Hicks rant about the chocolate bunny thing?