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  • I really cant tell if this guy is really religious or just making a big joke xDDD

    Anyways, I LOVE IT!

  • I have heard things from the government and people that I came across that want to be diplomatic and say that no matter who or what you worshop it is all the same entity.

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  • @toogawnjawn

    The word "god" is an umbrella word which cannot be singled out to be for one specific entity.

  • @toogawnjawn Personally, I pray to the gods of my Ukrainian and Saxon ancestors.

  • @Vovk3 Nothing wrong with that

  • That was AWESOME, mate! Good show! Thank you for putting hypocrisy in its place! You should have your own show IN THE USA! We need you here, man! (I know sarcasm doesn't translate well in email, and I hope you understand that I am NOT being sarcastic here. I genuinely enjoy and appreciate your videos and your perspective. I love your use of irony and your theatrics in calling hypocrites out, mate!) Rock ON!

  • in other words go w/ ur instink bro....duh.

  • no thanx 2 cock swallowers 4 now, maybe later after ive smoked a little. good message given from Jah! Thankyou!

  • Great Video. Loved It. Regards, VB Ed.

  • Fuckin Mormon ads

  • your stupid.

  • @TheYellowscorpion (It's better to remain silent and let people think you may be an idiot than to open your mouth (or in your case, use your fingers to type) and remove all remaining doubt. (I hope to help you here.) Be careful before calling other people stupid. YOU come off as "stupid" with your grammatically idiotic statement, "Your stupid". You used the POSSESSIVE form "your", as if to say, "my stupid...", which is sentence fragment. See? The correct statement is, "You're stupid." :)

  • @TheYellowscorpion Tis better to remain silent and let people think you are an idiot than to speak (or in your case, type) and remove all doubt about it. One should take care before calling others "stupid". (I hope to help you). See, when you made that grammatically imbecillic statement, "Your stupid", you made YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. You used, "Your", the possessive form, making your statement a SENTENCE FRAGMENT, and it made you look stupid. The correct way is: "You're STUPID." ;)

  • lmao

  • I'd ask for his address

  • YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON WITH UR LIFE SERIOUSLY GO GET A JOB AND STOP MESSING AROUND WITH RELIGIONS THAT YOU DUMASS BRICKHEAD DONT BELIVE IN!!!! LEAVE CHRISTIANS ALONE!!! LIVE UR OWN EMPTY FUCKING LIFE BY YOURSELF AND MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESSS!!!!

  • @daliAdoo calm down, sir.

  • @daliAdoo lol

  • I'll give you credit on your name. You're still an australian piece of shit troll wannabe, though. Nothing's going to change that or your dumb make-believe stories that make literally no sense either.

  • praise jesus! lmao

  • The STUPID FUCKING JEHOVAHS WITNESSES DON'T BELIEVE IN HELL!!! I still fucking hate them, they're all trolls to life.

  • the kangaroo with butterflywings and laser eyes is really scary

  • PINK TRIANGLE=NAZI CAMP WW2 ; )

    BLACK TRIANGLE=FEMINISM IN THE MODERN DAY : )

    THE BLACK TRIANGLE MEANS NOT THE LADIES BEHAVE IN LADY WAYS,

    THE BLACK TRIANGLE MEANS I SUPPORT LADIES IN THEIR FEMINIST WAYS,

    I CAN BE A LADY WHO IS SICK OF PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE DEATH OF MALES FIGHTING MALES IN BATTLE AND KILLING:

    LADIES BABIES INFANT CHILDREN SONS FROM LADIES AND CUTE CUDDLY ANIMALS,

    OR A MALE WHO WANTS LADIES TO BEHAVE SWEET CUDDLY AND INNOCENT SO THAT SHE IS EASY AS A CLOSE FRIEND !

  • ร พำฟสสั กนืะ แฟพำ ดนพ ันีพ ้ีเำ ฟะะีกำม น กนืพ าืนไ รด ันัำ หำพรนีห นพ ืนะ

  • Im coming to QLD and I will kick you and your gay lover Fat "Peter Finn" Aussie Faggot's teeth in. I got his real address off the electoral roll. hahahah

  • id tell him to guzzle some kum

  • @tailsmilesprower24 think he's done that already

  • 2:26 in RL when i see guys with this mustache i think "hmm, he's trying to be an alpha male but without the sex..."

  •  looks like jack nicholson in the shining at 0:46

  • @metamaggot yeah it does

  • This was actually funny lol.

  • It might be nice to masterbate while thinking of his mother.

  • I have a question, Will the anti-christ be a troll?

  • still funny

  • Yeah you were that idiot that sent me a recent comment. What a total W you are.....glad you live in Australia mate.....and stay there!!!!!!

  • Jesus was bi-curious

  • Fauckin funny!

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  • @mishakol129 Why do people use religion to justify their bigotry?

  • @colerichards6969 The word "Religion" is a bigot word for anyone in this world to use because the Messiah, Jesus Christ is the completion and abolition of all religions. That word is redundant.

  • @mishakol129 That is odd, since the Islamic faith began roughly 600 years after J.C. and even more recently sects such as Mormonism and Scientology have sprung up. The word "religion" is NOT a bigot word in any sense: it describes man's beliefs and attitudes towards a deity or deities and has NO negative connotations inherent. (And I think you might have misused the word "redundant")

  • colerichards6969

    Good question. Why the Crusades, why the Inquisition, and the invasion of the Americas by Xians?

    I don't get it either.

  • @mishakol129

    Then why the hell did god make everyone the way they are?

    Sounds just like the holy psychopath I was raised on! Then one day I read the bible and turned into a non-believer....I'm saved!

    So don't forget kids, be sure to read your bible every day, and you will eventually become an atheist too!

  • @Cootabux Visit the channel "AllSaintsmonastery" and watch his videos.

  • Go the quick 50 and forget about him!!!

  • you think thats funny well we have to consider the sorce

  • Awesome! lol

  • You guys are trashy !!!!!!!!

  • A three way with god and mary.......fucking priceless!!!!

  • @TheDoc1313 Sick bastards

  • @TheDoc1313 Sick bastards

  • miss baawsy?

  • Miss, who's, channel?? Who ?? Which channel? Come on Greg tell us again, I didn't catch it the first time!!

  • Lmfao, i can't live without you 1g1j.

  • @1GOD1JESUS I think that every christian should die. And every other religion.

  • first time i laughed at one of your videos...i think I'm starting to get it! :P

  • Even though I hate the trolls,  some of them are funny.

  • He is also the guy who starred in 1 man 1 jar. lol

  • LMAO The rooster is his dick, love it!

  • @shadesters It took you a lot of thought to come up with that eh?

  • @Poseidon500 LOL well, I didn't get it at first, so I just HAD to post when it "clicked" ;-)

  • That was so awesome!!!!!

    The reply was the best part!

    PRAISE JESUS !!!

    LMAO

  • I would love to see a genetic experiment involving 1GOD1JESUS, Pat Condell, ZOMGitscriss and Thunderf00t. The resulting mutant/hybrid would certainly get my vote for president of the planet.

    (I would also like to watch the video if they decide to try it the old fashioned way!!!)

  • HAHAHA. I love this video.

  • What is the matter with this guy?

    I hope he's seen what happened in Communist Atheist Russia - and WHY it happened.

    Because of Godless, cruel and violent men...just like this guy is who owns this channel...GET SOME HELP MAN!

    YOU ARE NOT CHRISTIANS... YOURE A DISGRACE TO ALL OF CREATION.

    YOU HAVE NO HONOR OR FEAR OF GOD.

    YOURE A MENACE AND A MALICIOUS MAN WHO NEEDS TO GO TO A PSYCHIATRIST.

    IT LOOKS LIKE YOUVE TURNED YOUR BACK ON GOD...ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO TURN BACK!

  • @mishakol129

    Oh lawl

  • @mishakol129 Why should people "fear" god when they don't even believe in him? Maybe the people who believe in a man sitting in a throne in the sky are the ones who need to see a psychiatrist, right?

  • FIND EM!! SKIN EM ALIVE GADDAMMIT!

  • Man, you rule!

  • This guy collects comments like NonStampCollector collects.... oh hell, painted myself into a corner there, will have wait for it to dry now, meanwhile there's always Miss Prissy...

  • Left him a little hello. So where are you? The poor internetz wants more 1god1jesus!

  • the fat bastards a fkhead

    great video though

  • it just makes it obvious that he is unsure and insecure about his beliefs.when someone disagrees,this tells him that they have done the thinking part for him, and this is highly discouraged in religion,otherwise there would be no religion

  • sin is sooooo fun

  • the bird noises in the beginning is the same from my chase sequence

  • 1: You scare the shit out of me D:

    2: Sexy accent!

    3: Kick his ass D:

  • Rub one off... visit trolls channel...

    Rub one off.... visit trolls channel...

    Can one not do both? ; D Multitasking is fun!

  • Has Blake ever sent an apology?

  • lololololololol awesome stuff!beat that hater down!

  • just dropping by from FAB's channels to check out your vids. think I'm going to have to check out some more.

  • I like the title of this vid....

  • Youtube with out trolls is like a day without sunshine.

  • ha ha so true

  • @1GOD1JESUS the BLACK TRIANGLE FOR FEMINIST SUPPORTERS IS FANTASTIC FOR ME TO USE, AS A A MALE I SUPPORT LADIES BEHAVING SWEET, CUDDLY AND INNOCENT FOR THEM TO BECOME MY CLOSE FRIEND AND/OR BISEXUAL FEMINIST LADIES TO BECOME MY sexual partner for life no males allowed in my multi sexual partnership with many bisexual ladies in a life time all at once, massive house, massive garden for wildlife to enjoy ! : )

    the BLACK TRIANGLE is my new symbol from a store who sell ecologist necklaces for males

  • That is true, I sometimes wonder though with some of these trolls they might have serious mental issues. I used to annoy a troll a few years back before they got suspended here, you cannot be too careful nowdays. Some people do not live in the real world.

  • I have a dark and an uneven coloration on my man vagina skin , how to get rid of it? make it lighter?

  • @spuncog Bleach and a bristle pad.

  • try turps and a blowtorch!

  • hahah you're fucking great.

  • Subbed. Well done!

  • I like your style. LMFAO

  • He is still getting people posting nasty comments on his message board.

  • Fuckin Roosters!

    Jesus made roosters you know, no wait a minute, that's wrong, he was a Cock!

  • hahahaha

    where have you been my whole life?!

  • Anal invated budd jockey LOL

  • I go to missbaawsy's channel at least 10 times a week to jack off to her in her videos. I love her.

  • 1:22 That's the funniest fucking shit I've heard in a long time. Damn I can't quit laughing...hahaha

  • ANYONE...ANYONE who believes in a hairy invisible giant who lives in the sky and can see all and hear all, who runs the whole universe...is really a stupid ignorant moron. If you walked into a used bookstore, and without any knowledge of Christianity and found THE BOOK you would take it as a POORLY WRITTEN BUNCH OF GUNK..Instead you take it as your be all-end all book of knowledge from which you take directions for your life! WOW...stupid

  • You should post more often with comments like that. I'd give your comment 5 stars if I could.

  • I dont laugh often, there just isnt that much that's funny to me But, now I think I just busted a gut..

  • Man you are funny, I laughed my ass off! Humor is the only weapon against these guys, you cant reason with retards. 5/5

  • I can't fucking believe I just figured this out.

    His name 1God1Jesus is a reference to 2 Girls 1 Cup.

    I feel like such an idiot for not noticing that sooner.

  • Sorry what do you mean? 2 Girls 1 cup?

  • It's a really messed up internet movie. If you really don't know what it is, than for the love of all that is good and decent, keep it that way.

    If that is where Greg got the name though, the name is much funnier now than it was before.

  • OH OK LOL.

  • I needed your comment to acknowledge it.

  • @RaebNitsirt But...but..... no way. He was around before that video.

  • Hahaha, I almost choked on my dinner.

  • i sent the cock sucker a message, lets see if I get a reply from the fuckwit.

    praise jesus mate

  • I bet you don't get a reply.

  • I get super crazy and spend the next seven days terrorizing the fuckers internet style and then move along as if nothing had ever happened. I hate this anonymous bullshit on You Tube. I end up spending more time fucking with douche bags than I do do chatting with the awesome folk out their actually making videos.

    Licking the Christ-mans balls yo... PEACE.

  • And so I sent my standard reply "Praise Jesus!"

    hahaha

  • I loled...

    MOAR PLS!!!

  • Put him under the mower blades like you did with the bible.

  • Brisbane?

    nut jobs in Melbourne

  • lol

  • I dont ever remember anybody having their teeth kicked in by somebody who sent a video message threatening to kick in their teeth. Based on all my worldly experiences... "never worry about those who threaten violence, Real killers move in silence." So shhhhh! and do something or shut the fuck up!!!

  • .....so ei deceidet tou reed ze eemaail........

  • I call cockswallower CheeseTits

  • I Posted a comment on that "COCK SWALLOWER'S!" video called "CSS Nade"

    check it out god jesus dude guy :D

  • You should go check out blakes message board, he has 10 pages of messages 9 of them were filled up in the last week. SOOO if anyone messes with Father Greg you upset a lot of people.

  • PRAISE FUCKING JESUS

  • In the new system i will have a twelve inch penis !!

  • PRAISE FUCKING JESUS! LMAO!

  • wow you eat with that mouth?? It must take a lot of ALCOHOL to wash that nasty piehole!!! I hope you don't use the same hand to cross yore self as you do to rubb one off!!! HAhahahahahaha!! Now pass the ammo!!

  • Macs are for pussies!

  • Umm.....WAAR have NO CLUE ABOUT YEW!! heh heh heh!!

  • I would say "Troll'd", but you are just plainly retarded. Grow a brain and come back later.

  • JW's do tend to spend a lot of time telling people God is going to come down to earth and smash their teeth out.

  • omgz if I ever see you in the USA you bad bad man you, I'll send you to the nearest Army recruiter so you can fight for our country so we americans don't have to! Or something, idk bout this video it's ok I guess

  • "praise fucking jesus you cock sucking asshole"...

    God

  • I would rape him with my huge penyouwass

  • Lol Blake thinks he is in some first person shooter.Blake dude you ain't gonna respawn after you get your ass kicked in real life,take my advice.Funny video :D

  • What makes you think he was a JW?

  • zomg i knew that dude before this vid.

  • Blahahahaha

    End of transmission

  • Hey blake! Ready to kick some teeth in?

  • i loved your video, your so funny

  • that guy said to me

    "go eat the scabs out of your fathers arsehole

  • haha well done greg

  • Well I checked out Blake1991' channel and he is for sure trolling, wonder if he getting ready to make a bunch of video's. Who knows he might end up being funny.

  • I fucking god I lol'd.

  • ROTF LMAO!

  • Blake1991 is a clue to his age....just some skidmark on the underpants of Islam. Islam is a skidmark on the underpants of humanity. So this twat is a skidmark upon a skidmark.

  • lmao

  • You could pretend that you want to turn your life over to Jesus. And invite him over to help you with getting "saved." Then cram that lawn-mower shredded Bible right down his old COCK-CHOPS!

    He'll be shitting out scriptures for days!

  • I'd have to ask him how often he puts those blasphemous fingers together in prayer to Jesus? If he has learned anything from this channel it's how to properly respect our lord and savior!

  • "This wasn't looking good. I didn't know what I was gonna do, but I decided to do something." haha

  • Don't worry mate if I saw you around Brissy Streets I'd offer to buy a beer!

  • I think you could have cut a lot of this out. God. 2:37 is just so fucking long. Content man. Content. Your subscribers expect more buddy.

  • you could turn a straight man gay with just l sexy look

  • Blake 1991 #2010 Prime minister

  • I'll kick your teeth in

    MWAAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Blake19911991 is just a fuckin social and uneducated retard who doesn't have a life at all. If I see him in the Brissy Streets, I'll be the one to kick his teeth in (or maybe I'll give him something to swallow, and it won't be my fist either lol. He'll probably have a change of heart by then lol). 5 stars and faved :-)

  • off your father, although its usually a bit more ruffled with my cock in his mouth

  • that could be the biggest compliment ever! Clint is THE MAN!

  • keep 'em coming mate, i think ur great.

  • Um Greg do what I do, just ignore the cunts!... then go round and kick their fuckin teeth in! Righteous fucking asswipes! Then tell to get a Woolly One up em!

  • i would leave a comment on his page everyday. make him not want to check his message ever again or get a new profile. B D

  • MissBaawsy

  • what a douche..

    I think i'm gonna go rub one off :P

  • kick hes teeth in ya cunt....

  • On his profile, Blake199Whatever does not have a photo of himself, and his only uploads are of video game footage. He is most likely a social retard, with the muscle tone of a jellyfish.

    Why don't you call his bluff, and say you want to meet him face to face? The fucktard would, in all likelihood, go silent.

  • you can tell the female viewers by their sensible answers :)

  • Thank you, I do have occasional bouts of sensibility. :)

  • i would run one off...mate..far more fun

  • lmao! It doesn`t make sense to call a GUY a cunt!

  • it does in australia, guys are cunts and women are sluts

  • well then if that's true, he can suck a sack of baby dicks. ;p

  • i think he would thoroughly enjoy that ;p

  • lmfao! keep em coming mate, love your vids!

  • LOL!!! I love missbaawsy!

  • l love her too, she is crazier than l am, l like crazy people cos they make me feel sane.

  • I know what you mean! when I wach her vids I feel so much better about my self :)

    she awsome!

    great vid!!! LOL XD "what the hell is kick your teeth in"??? dont you narmaly kick the teeth out???

    that dude's crazy!!!

  • Hay you cock-head....religion is a wonderful, wonderful thing!!!!

    It gives all the sheep that are too stupid to understand science something to believe in!!!! hahahahahahahahahahah

    Great Vid. man....you're my hero!!!!