Dan Bern fans! Catch Dan Bern’s appearance on Dave’s Gone By, Sat, noon-3pm(ET) 3/12/11 on UNC Radio (uncradio. c0m). He’ll chat about music, religion, touring, his family and more. If you miss the show, hear it in the archives at davesgoneby. c0m.
If you change the setting, at the bottom right hand corner, from 360 to 240 it should work. I have asked youtube to restore the lost sound on this, and other videos, but no reply.
My kind of song! Wanna hear another song about the Tiger on youtube? It's called B.A.S.T.A.R.D. Just tell ur peeps to type in tigerwoodsbastard and dance the nite away!!Luv this one, friend! Luv from Rockin Robin & BOOM!!!
I am offering $ 250,000, who in the next golf tournament, "Deutsche Bank Championship, Woods tell, Black sissy shit. And break the tail with kick.
I offer $ 250,000. I send the money in the account that you say.
good luck. Estoy ofreciendo 250.000 dolares, quien en el proximo torneo de golf Deutsche Bank Championship, le diga a WOODS, negro maricon de mierda. Y le rompa ese culo a patadas.
Ofrezco 250.000 dolares. Consignare el dinero en la cuenta que usted diga.
It's a song that takes a step back from modern life and shows it a mirror. The verse about Madonna is about acheiving life long ambitions too quickly. If you do so, you'll end up with nothing to look forward to, and no direction in life thereafter...
And the verse about girls? I'm sure most can relate...
At the end of the day, you're only saying it because you're hidden behind your little computer screen, safe from the world outside.
I feel sorry for people like you. People with no balls who get satisfaction from slagging people off for their opinions or interpretations over the net.
It's pathetic. Get out of the house once in a while.
you suck lol i think any1 who takes the time to type that up over youtube, knowing ull never knowlingly see this kid in your life, is one big pussy hiding behind a computer screen.
The difference between you and I is that I'd say all this to your pathetic little faces if I needed to. Lucky for you, you live the other side of the Atlantic to me makes it very easy for you to hide.
Now stop proving your own point AND mine and shut up.
lol, you're boring kid with nothing better to do than insult what you don't comprehend, and your SWING is what's "garbage". tell your parents i said to quit wasting their money on your golf-lessons and buy you a sense of humor instead.... :)
Dan Bern is an excellent lyricist. Im so happy some colleague of mine made me listen to his album Fifty Eggs. I fell in love with his music instantly.
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ScotlandZeif 6 months ago
Dan Bern fans! Catch Dan Bern’s appearance on Dave’s Gone By, Sat, noon-3pm(ET) 3/12/11 on UNC Radio (uncradio. c0m). He’ll chat about music, religion, touring, his family and more. If you miss the show, hear it in the archives at davesgoneby. c0m.
moistsheep 11 months ago
If you change the setting, at the bottom right hand corner, from 360 to 240 it should work. I have asked youtube to restore the lost sound on this, and other videos, but no reply.
avecdesign 1 year ago 7
the sound isn't working for me.
piggiesrule123 1 year ago
Most unheard songwriter.......
Berty2thirty 1 year ago
@Berty2thirty
It's annoying when youtube do this as I had permission from Dan Bern to use this.
Thanks for pointing it out.
avecdesign 1 year ago
It ain't braggin' if its true.
utiyre 1 year ago
omg he knew before all of us
Vlurqe 1 year ago
We love Golf!
vide00210 1 year ago
Yes! Thanks for posting.
apeman888 2 years ago
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My kind of song! Wanna hear another song about the Tiger on youtube? It's called B.A.S.T.A.R.D. Just tell ur peeps to type in tigerwoodsbastard and dance the nite away!!Luv this one, friend! Luv from Rockin Robin & BOOM!!!
4fulsealteam 2 years ago
The most under rated song of the 90's.
piklener 2 years ago 4
watch tiger woods mistress caorl funny stuff
MrStang1991 2 years ago
doesn't this song take on new meaning considering the events of the last week? Dan Bern is great!
dartmissian 2 years ago 17
what events of last week?
ladfemax 2 years ago
This guy is super SWEET! .....i'm seriously
Jmanlol 2 years ago
I saw him live a few years ago! I got to sit on the stage with him!!!
My childhood hero!
HAHAHAIMSOEVIL 2 years ago
i get to see him live on saturday! Hes my childhood hero too!.... but im still a child, well young adult :P
ladfemax 2 years ago
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I am offering $ 250,000, who in the next golf tournament, "Deutsche Bank Championship, Woods tell, Black sissy shit. And break the tail with kick.
I offer $ 250,000. I send the money in the account that you say.
good luck. Estoy ofreciendo 250.000 dolares, quien en el proximo torneo de golf Deutsche Bank Championship, le diga a WOODS, negro maricon de mierda. Y le rompa ese culo a patadas.
Ofrezco 250.000 dolares. Consignare el dinero en la cuenta que usted diga.
buena suerte.
eduarfull 2 years ago
man, Dan Bern should be alot bigger than he is :(
daviddowns81 2 years ago 5
Good Shit!
diggricp 2 years ago
I just realised i have big balls too. Size of puppies....
mattyabsley 2 years ago
Wow, you got me good.
RobBroad4th 2 years ago
i like this live version better than the recording
bedhed17 3 years ago
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this is terrible.
mcnegro 3 years ago
Hey Stoner, can we now say it's critically acclaimed? Thanks for your analogy.
oscarthebear 3 years ago
This song is absolute genius.
This is a poor rendition of it.
It's a song that takes a step back from modern life and shows it a mirror. The verse about Madonna is about acheiving life long ambitions too quickly. If you do so, you'll end up with nothing to look forward to, and no direction in life thereafter...
And the verse about girls? I'm sure most can relate...
A brilliant splicing of comedy and modern satire.
stonerchris 3 years ago
i like this rendition. i think its a lot better than the recorded version
bedhed17 3 years ago
i'm pretty sure that you're reading too much into the song....
and i'm pretty sure you're a wanker
tonybero 2 years ago
Think of me what ever the hell you like.
At the end of the day, you're only saying it because you're hidden behind your little computer screen, safe from the world outside.
I feel sorry for people like you. People with no balls who get satisfaction from slagging people off for their opinions or interpretations over the net.
It's pathetic. Get out of the house once in a while.
stonerchris 2 years ago
TOTALLY PWNED
JabberwockyJones 2 years ago
To be fair, he 'pwned' himself.
stonerchris 2 years ago
you suck lol i think any1 who takes the time to type that up over youtube, knowing ull never knowlingly see this kid in your life, is one big pussy hiding behind a computer screen.
buttface1830 2 years ago
...But you know fuck all.
So I know not to listen to you.
The difference between you and I is that I'd say all this to your pathetic little faces if I needed to. Lucky for you, you live the other side of the Atlantic to me makes it very easy for you to hide.
Now stop proving your own point AND mine and shut up.
stonerchris 2 years ago
Ok, perhaps this version isn't poor, but in my humble opinion, it's not his best...
...Classic nonetheless.
stonerchris 2 years ago
yeah, you obviously don't understand music, or comedy either... how sad...
CitizenJain666 3 years ago
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aha ur a fuckin idiot.. this music is garbage.. i understand music..good music this guy is bullshit
mitch7868 3 years ago
lol, you're boring kid with nothing better to do than insult what you don't comprehend, and your SWING is what's "garbage". tell your parents i said to quit wasting their money on your golf-lessons and buy you a sense of humor instead.... :)
CitizenJain666 3 years ago
this is one of the most brilliant songs by one of the most brilliant modern poets, thanks for posting!
matthewwoolfrey 3 years ago 3
This song is retarded genius. Especially the Madonna verse.
RobBroad4th 3 years ago
I'm the only one Dan's listener from listener from Russia.(seriously)
The lyrics are damn funny, and i have almost all of his albums.
btw, has anyone heard his old song called "RnR will be done to you"?
peace
dramaramafan 3 years ago 2
That's the point. Most of Bern's songs are dead serious, but every so often he puts out a hilarious lyric like this one.
grandlaff 3 years ago 2
That performance was awesome. And it's funny that he changed the words from "big as the state of Kansas" to "big as Scotland". Beautiful.
Nightmary83 3 years ago
Dan Bern is an excellent lyricist. Im so happy some colleague of mine made me listen to his album Fifty Eggs. I fell in love with his music instantly.
Hezbollah19 4 years ago 2
hes amazing I wish somebody would post "theres no missing link" though.
iluvpunisher 4 years ago
I'm not sure if he is THE most underrated songwriter, but he is pretty fantastic haha
AIsForApathy098 4 years ago
yeah that was a great gig!
SoiledtheBand 4 years ago
he's really good friends with my family and i and i agree he is the shit
uniluke57 4 years ago
He's from Mt vernon up the road from me :)
Aplexity 4 years ago
Oh man, what a good song.Wish I wrote it.
TimTrick23 4 years ago
Couldn't agree more axss111 - he's just so damn good!
SarahLady 5 years ago
most underrated songwriter on the planet
axss111 5 years ago 14
I nearly aggree with you. I would choose Michael Penn
as the most underrated songwriter. Dan Bern is brilliant, though.
kermsroomy 4 years ago