Sex Bummer (M-rated version)

[colj001]

hi kids??? THATS MY INTRO!!!!!!

[PlaymoreWoW]

So what you're saying is that I should continue to pull out and blow my load in her face?

Ok thanks.

[safian31337]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET TO THIS PART OF YOUTUBE AGAIN?!

[danielcruz18]

wtf

[DE4TH55]

my friend told me about this video XD

[yoshlll]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[freeweezy4ever]

you are so fucking retarded dude, get a fucking life

[godoftech13]

You have got to be kidding me.

[kdc43]

GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG! GONG!

or in modern terms......you've been voted off the island. Message good, execution of, not good.

[wiccalee]

Obviously someone did not go to medical school. Pee does not come out of my vagina.....its a bloody uretha.

[rubikfan1]

it is funny when you watch this late at nicht.

[01narutogrl]

i watched 5 seconds and hit dislike

[fruitloop33344455555]

Kids? We are not kids.

[captainbummer]

@fruitloop33344455555 Many of us are kids at heart.

[fruitloop33344455555]

@captainbummer Oh really?! :o

WE ARE MEN, ON THE OUTSIDE! ._.

[captainbummer]

@fruitloop33344455555 No, we are devo.

[LuhShaddix]

WTF AM I DOING HERE????????????

[justiceforu77]

wtf?!?

[SugarPharos]

Why are you dressed like a child molester?

[captainbummer]

@SugarPharos How should a superhero with special bummer powers dress?

[MrCrazyandinsane]

@captainbummer not dress up and not be a child molester

[vnllawytchkltblndie]

Well, after seeing this video, I wont be shooting any seeds today, that's for sure.

[acau77]

COSH O REILY WAS I IN FOR A BIG SURPISE.

[acidpusher]

he is just mad hes still a virgin

[FrostyBomb94]

i love how he looks to the side every few seconds.

[1cherryhenderson]

I think i am mentally scared from this.

I got out a pen and a piece of paper to write down all the things wrong with this video and I can't believe i'm in that wierd part of youtube yet, again.

[swimmey45]

no one pees out there vagina!

[GoProHD4Fun]

I guess...when you don't have a chance at sex, learn as much as you can so you understand what you are missing, lol.

[lonelee3]

WTF??

[Bigpoppa00]

I think you mean you're Captain BUM!

[MrKhmerchhun]

what is wrong with you why are you torturing my eyes!?! you are old and rotten like a raisins

[captainbummer]

@MrKhmerchhun Yes, maturity is wasted on the elderly.

[SprityDerek]

Mommy there is a homosexual man in a costume on my screen.

[SmdCampers]

what kind of drugs to you need to take to be like this...?

[lovespongelsc]

omg shut up stop shooting things up other things and u wouldnt have to explain

[21hipsterlove]

How the fuck did I end up here..

[Onthebrightside4ever]

wtf

[GangstaSkills05]

you have never played the baby game have you captain mask?

[clanmoogles]

I feel ashamed to live in america now.

[kingpinmike2323]

LMAO!!

[childpredatormissile]

W.............T...............­..F

[Shawskyyy]

what..the..fuck

[MrChristopherfelt]

.......this dude

[pascanutudor]

that is really true fuck you all obsessed mother fuckers out there

[UnBeliveAbleMusic]

the best part was 8:44

[averagefuzz]

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[XgreekxloverX]

well its sure that u didnt come from a vagina

[pornguy2]

GO AWAY

[vegetajenovax]

And the world wonders why we suck in Academics x.x

[PhatySvn]

i hate boner monsters they always trick me into doing things for them

[pofuno]

what if u eat the seeds

[captainbummer]

@pofuno Well, I don't endorse that, but one teaspoon contains 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium, 3% US RDA copper and zinc, and trace amounts of several vitamins. In fact, the amount of vitamin C is about the same as in an orange.

[pofuno]

@captainbummer spend a lot of time inspecting seamen do ya jk lol

[5684620]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH....

[livindahighlif3]

how do i end up watching such fucking weird videos?

[citrus900]

okay wtf...

[Pdownful]

10 facts about you:

1. You are reading this comment

2.You are realizing that is a stupid fact

4.you didn't notice I skipped three.5 You're checking now

6. You're smiling

7.You are still reading my comment

9 You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.

11. You are enjoying this 12. You didnt realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. post this to one video and tomorrow will be the best day eve

[Zythr135769]

Geez...you are a captain BUMMER...

[brownboy69thst]

your dumb. this is a JOKE

[oliviastrid]

Vagina is not where women "go pee"

[TeenNewsLive]

I wish he was my sex ed teacher..

[ChanticleerHegemony]

How the fuck did i get here??? some real strange people in the world!

[lordTbrud]

how doesnt this video have like 16843216872165416 views.

[irwinke]

fuck it - i liked and favorited.

[irwinke]

i'm scared...

[DeadOpzArcade]

@irwinke same



[Youknowme523]

wierdo

[PetelJews]

I am 9 year old and what the f­u­c­k is that?

[captainbummer]

@PetelJews Well, usually a 9 year old is a something that has been around between 9 and 10 years. In your case, it may not be true or may refer to something else.

[Eaglesolidus]

lol

[grccard14]

i have never regretted clicking on a video this much in my entire life.

[SoBeIt1454]

bellybuttons and armpits O.= what kind of fetish do you have?!?!?

[njetblaj]

urge.. well, how much is by nature and how much is societal pressure, I often wonder..

[AlienHospitality]

did this guy seriously just dance with a boner?!?

[Detallado]

What the freaking hell is this?

[v1ruzspawn3]

This video just made sex sound more disgusting. I didn't even learn from it. I was just disgusted and creeped out.

[OUTLAWhacks]

wtf is my dad being doing on youtube

[MasterShot2k5]

I swear, this should be an episode of south park.



[shazzump]

LOL he's a bit of a dork, but also a bit funny, its kinda scarey that this was a video response to china's dynamite video.

[julez13100]

i dont recall men in capes being chased by boners with people yelling out boola boola!!!

[KevinNoonanFick]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?

[pirdzius2]

Stupid...

[cubsmaniac51693]

Munsters...lol

[MidoriGal17]

lol with a psychology today? hahaha

[PAO13071]

better than rwj...but any crap is so your shit too so don't think this was a compliment stupid retarded mask man

[Kazoo4U]

lol...americans

[redsnailer]

Thats why men are good at quick-scoping :D

[TheTheValer]

children should NEVER be subjected to watch this video. please keep children away from this demented man.

[TheTheValer]

wha. the. fuck..

[fireangel1732]

press 6 a bunch of times. he's shooting things. :)

[pluperw]

ty capt bummer i now know about sex :D

[lebothedork1]

lol win,im showing my kids this

[sologuy56]

wtf

[ICANHAZHEADSHOT]

Wtf is this???

[CptnChan]

I laughed so hard at 3:54 I was literally rolling on the floor.

[jmgrinds21]

please quit. this an't your bag man. take up carving or somethin

[xJamesG]

I skipped to 4:50.

What did I miss?

[EcstazyUSP]

@xJamesG u miss a stupid guy -_- .. i think he is virgin =(

[vuduvince]

your stupid Captain mask.

[captainbummer]

@vuduvince your sentence fragment

[MasterShot2k5]

@captainbummer Your inability to capitalize or end your sentences.

[donnemarx]

wtf

[Ryanwazhere4490]

cant wait to see the captain on tosh.o! lock this guy up IMMEDIATELY

[jerrylittlemars]

lmao

[antcapa]

goats???? are you saying you like beastiality? and feet... idk about you but feet do not turn me on. ans belly buttons and armpits? where are you getting your info from?

[JulianOutlaw]

lol wut

[q41n]

goat ...

[OhaiMike]

I'm so concerned for the world o_o

[ZachariasClub]

GAAAAAAH! MY GOD! WTF!!!!!!

[6661BluePancakes]

I want to know where the hell you came from Oo

[ilikethisand]

your a dumb ass, girls have a different part of the vagina they pee from,

[captainbummer]

@ilikethisand Pls XQZ, I meant vulva (although vagina is commonly misused that way). The Captain is fighting his own naiveté more than anyone else's.

[q41n]

@ilikethisand lol you don't get it

[nicknack125]

@ilikethisand Yep, I was just thinking that. Superman knows nothing about girls...

[adrynochrome]

@ilikethisand

That's the point. It doesn't need to be descriptive. It's a satirical sex-ed video. I understand exactly where he's coming from. My mom told me that there was a hair on the outside of the penis that fertilizes the egg. It doesn't matter. Kids won't ask questions. It will satiate the question long enough.

[caspg]

Badly done.

[Deathley611]

Where on earth do you find a penis costume?

[xplicitlyrix187]

"Its like playing in a toilet" ... keep on making these creepy, lame ass videos and thats where you will be (if not already) sticking your penis seeds... THE TOILET.

lmfao

this guy F's toilets!

[TheSatchmosaurus]

LOL, I liked the way you looked at the other camera!

[Brandoregularo]

I have never heard it quite like that. I hope you have a good councilor. If so show them this immediately.

[a7xfoREVer22]

fuck you the guy across the street gives my cookies when i go to his house hes not weird!!!!

[captainbummer]

@a7xfoREVer22 Confucius say: "Beware of not weird guys bearing cookies".

[a7xfoREVer22]

lol wat if he had a boner while taping this vid?

[a7xfoREVer22]

dam ur wierd

[SniiperAssassin]

A man can shoot his seeds in the rain or on plane, he can shoot them in a boat or he can shoot them in a goat!! sooo funny

[NotSoOldHippy]

The Masked Pedophile.

[WOHLF1]

wtf!

[RockStarGameOFFICIAL]

@WOHLF1 Captain pedophile the magical child rapist,welcome kids I got some thing in my front pocket for you.Here is my my video for you children watch this video link XD /watch?v=aCZx5-b9tlE

[michigrinde]

thats so fucked up.... i feel bad for watching the whole video... shame over me...

[MissBriDance98]

wtf!

[sgfox]

Ok, now I won't do sex today.

[4muldowneys]

thumbs up if the only reason you watched this video was because it was a response for a tobuscus video

[thirtysilver]

Urine does not come out of the vagina, by the way.

[JAO090]

uhhhhhh.......................­.....

[HayastanArmenia]

Man, I sure am glad I saw this video, I was really confused.

[jlopez082494]

i wish you didn't exist.

[theclockworks2]

haha that was pretty awesome. you should go to schools and make kids understand

[rylieandrachelshoww]

Is this a joke?... My goodness... I SURE hope so . This is one sick demented video.

[captainbummer]

@rylieandrachelshoww It is not a joke (but it *is* satire).

[SkyandEifer1986]

@captainbummer Just so you know, satire is supposed to be funny... This is just pathetic ..

[Over9000Gingers]

@rylieandrachelshoww Dude, it's the funny demented shit that answers everything.

[Dan88Rocks]

@rylieandrachelshoww Yeah i agree, it makes no sense that he says KIDS this video is AGE RESTRICTED..........

[TerryKuo777]

my song blows this to the ground ;) /watch?v=H9ihq_msVKU

[bojo1209]

i like how lady gaga is on the related videos..

[fusionet24]

sucks

[PlatypusGuitar]

OMG this is so politically incorrect, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! You are one fucked up motherlicker man! Everyone I know needs to see this! Are you a stand up comedian? Cause you should be!

[bakerbrock24]

i like how this stupid shit get 800 views and my vids get like 50

[spongah]

@bakerbrock24 uhh 800 views is nothing homy

[gracaman]

In a goat??

IN A GOAT? -_- (did he actually educate someone like this on sex?)

I really like when he looks at the camera sideways, like " Ain't it so...?"

[tecneon]

You scare me

[exxpo77]

lol

[MegaNonsensical]

Lol, you make me LAUGH soo much Good work !

[chase2009awsome]

holy sh*t O.O

[XXTheFlash]

I hope you don't have kids, I couldn't even make it past 1 minute.. That was really fucked up.

[captainbummer]

@XXTheFlash The captain just tells it like it is, in a way that anyone can understand.

[fritzwents]

That was really fucked up.