The Chuck Norris Paradox

[DUSTINISMS1]

I love this video!

[guitarandrockfreck12]

DID U OPEN IT !

[ashkabejones]

Does this mean that you've created the counterpart of Pandora's Box entitled Rob's Bag?

Personally, it sounds very interesting, yet a bit warped.

[issckillaman]

AAAAARRRHGGGG FUCK CHUCK NORRIS

[katrina4president]

k-rudd says i dont get $900 even tho i have been working since i was 14 and have therefore been a contributing member of society since puberty - also i have a chronic shoe addiction (not to mention alcohol, but i prefer to discuss that at my meetings) so i am totally fighting this recession one pair of strappy sandals at a time

in conclusion - release the paradox.

luv your videos rob - i assume the hamster told you to be my friend, if not i'm putting the annoying rodent back in the blender

[liveyjayne]

i didnt get K-rudds money either fucking wanker i been working 4 years now

[irelandrocks2]

lol

[Fetus133]

I was able to catch the paradox in a brown paper bag. . .

Hilarious!

[MusicIsFreedom42]

wow. my mind was just blown ^^ Loved it!

[callac]

u weird

[owenharperisnotdead]

lol you are sooo funny

[HalfScottishGuy]

pat! hellol, hahaha. thanks man, proud to be your hero, :P

[mindofapanther]

I could watch you all day

fap fap fap fap

[HalfScottishGuy]

...o_0

[iRobotify]

Vince Vaughn Sucks, Billy Mays will forever rule at selling shit. RIP, Billy Mays.

[Vleertouwer]

Awe

some.

[howtoexplode]

im curious as to what the derogatory remark was.

but i dont want to die.

[DanaBanana456]

OMG how DID you come up with that?

It was UTTER BRILIANCE :D

Ahhh, the wisdom of gerbils...

And I agree with num21md - you should totally be a voice-over guy!

Loving the random videos,

DanaBanana456

[Squishifeesh]

yay for hilarious random rants! [ remember the albino moles? :D ] nice use of thin brown paper and cheap glue ;P

[num21md]

Fuck youre voice is awesome! you should be a voice over guy!! hah

[thephantommilk]

This was a pretty epic story =)

I'm glad you're still alive and well in both human and gerbil form.

It's interesting how a gerbil and Chuck Norris can cause a paradox that'll destroy 2/3rds of the universe, when two Tardises (Tardii?) colliding only destroys Belgium...

And yes, that was actually the first thing I thought of.

...

[iRobotify]

Doctor Who owns :)

[shweps5]

omg, how'd you come up with that, that was too funny xD

absolutely love the paradox in a brown paper bag, hahaha

xD

[chrisontv88]

You made me put on my lollerskates

[LCSsings]

i believe you completely Rob.

I'm sure Oprah would like to hear about this story as well.

<3333333333333333333333333

[yourshadow25]

I like ChrisWatch's explanation of events. Or musings. Or whatever.

Nice video. It made me laugh =D

[KatherinInWonderland]

Oooookaaaay.

That was.....interesting. And just a bit strange. But funny. In a strange way

[junkienet]

Ok .... wha the

[killert00thbrush]

Oh Robert... You odd boy you. =P

Wish i was over in the land of the long white cloud with you. Have fun. =D

[cinderella1236]

You are soooo my favourite youtuber!

=)

[Chick6517]

How do people upload tv shows and they&TBPSQUOre so crystal clear? That always made me wonder. haha

[AislingDuffy]

Funny! :D

[ChrisWatch]

Perhaps that was Chuck Norris plan all along. Or perhaps this current reality was not the future or past outcome but the different level of another dimension shadowing this universe. So in the long run you have simply escaped to different dimensions to further dissapoint the fabric of space and time with your relentless video posting. Or perhaps you got mad cow disease. Or you sleep walk looking for precious paper bags to capture your dreams. HOpe that helps

[johnofjordan]

Okay then.

[coollikeyodais]

I actually followed, understood and partially related to all that hmm now that is disturbing.

[FroGhandi]

lol your pretty funny man!

[cerealsufle]

that was an incredibly original and amazing videos!

[StressedTechnician]

Ah, the awesome power of the Brown Paper Bag!

[dalyfilms]

Whoops, I meant *almost paradox that you can't prove

[dalyfilms]

SO WAIT!!! Is 'chuckadox' the term used to describe a paroadox you can't prove? I've always wanted a word for that situation.

[dalyfilms]

I have just permanently entered "chuckadox" into my short-term vocabulary memory. I just need to decipher the definition now.

Kudos on such a worded script, I wouldn't even try it.

[RukkelIRL]

lol that was hilarious, Rob :)

[yeajordan]

That was really cool!

Good job!

[SammieAndFriends]

Heh heh.. Gerbil.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

haha that was very cleaver :)

[pvampire]

This is the best! It caught my attention cause I was actually pretty good friends with Chuck Norris's brother before he was killed, and I know he would have got a huge laugh out of this! haha..Too bad Chuck cant see it. I love your videos as usual, they are brilliant!

[RoboFillet]

Ahahaha! I'm so glad you made this! You have no idea.

[VivaLaLaurennn]

Oh noes. The Gerbil is in YOUR hands?! We'll NEVER get out alive! ahhhhhhhh *runs aways crying*

[papercutt666]

hhehehe oh god that was funny

[torrance123]

Hilariously clever.

But please correct the spelling in the sidebox. comment = common.

Ta. ^_^

[jrm1066]

You are truly unique in the annals of time.

[MarchHatterofWoe]

Are you Doctor Strange? Because when he was a neuro surgeon and his hands got crippled ending his surgeon career causing him to go to the next obvious place, the himalayas (or it could have been nepal not sure) to find himself. Or something like that.....

Wow I am a marvel comic book nerd

[shecaptain]

HAHA! Brilliant.

[thelazyage]

when Chuck Norris jumps in water, Chuck Norris dosn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris't

[lynayraven]

I think the gerbil is lying, he just wants to take over the world :)

[steviehasachannel]

its a trick the gerbil wants you to not believe him so u do open the bag, thus destroying the work.

[iamaseagull]

you are my favorite person in the world right now...

BESIDES CHUCK NORRIS.

Shit that was close.

[Cohenism]

Rob. I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much it is that I love you.

This is so far beyond what I imagined it would be.

You are a hero among men, my wonderful friend.

[HalfScottishGuy]

Thanks jake, Glad you liked it, haha.

[nanisnap]

yep

[HalfScottishGuy]

gosh Tenani you certainly one for elaborate comments. =P

[AndySmiirnoff]

thats some chuckadox you have there :P

[Nanalew]

jack bauer said to call you an 'unfaithful hag' and then smack you with the butt of his gun. he lent it to me, but i can't find it, so we're just going to both pretend that i'm smacking you at the same time.

AND *GO*!

[HalfScottishGuy]

AHH! FRICK! that really really hurt! like... ALOT!

[thatgirl866]

ahahahahahahahaahahaahaha loves it

[BrianLeeUSA]

this was great...had to be very hard to do.

[theaussieninja]

I quite enjoyed that story. You're an awesome storyteller, Rob. Keep up the good work. =)

[3sixty5days]

You know when you watch a video and think, "I wish I thought of that"

Pretty much sums it up, but I don't think anyone other than you is crazy enough to think of that!

Brilliant!

[HalfScottishGuy]

<3 thanks stephen, that means a lot from you, :)

I hear you lost a tooth? :O

[tas225]

that was out of control!

[ssbaum]

Brilliant XD

[Cadwaladr]

I make derogatory remarks about Chuck Norris all the time, because he's a right-wing asshole, and nothing ever happens to me.

Awesome video, though.

[HalfScottishGuy]

I'd watch your back if I was you...

[Cadwaladr]

Meh, Chuck Norris would neveojds;lmcxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[HalfScottishGuy]

I tried to warn you, poor soul...

[19lfm12]

"Time paradox in a bag"

LOL:)

[w0ma]

your awesome!

[yobboblogging]

ahaha that was brilliant =P

[qrousaracentos]

Ok, that was wonderful.

I now feel like re-reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, just so you have an idea of how woderful that was.

[HalfScottishGuy]

:D yay.

HitchHikers Guide for life

[F4RR3LLL]

ha! i found a flaw!

there not called gerbils in australia...

LOL

nice vid

[HalfScottishGuy]

...SHHH!

[reggie017]

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

lol Chuck Norris.

[HalfScottishGuy]

chuck norris does not sleep, he waits

[reggie017]

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

XD

[DeathlySerenity]

Omg XD

Chuck Norris!

Oh and Dude! Check outmy latest video! I tagged you in a new tag game =}

Lovelses you XD