I used to work for TBN. Trust me, Jan's message has nothing to do with the gospel or anything sacred. Christianity is merely her vehicle to get to where she wants to go: the bank.
When was that ever not true of christianity ? From the murder of Gnostic Christianity, the original christianity, was supplanted a literalist tranlation of what was intended for Hebrew Kabbalah interpretation only. So, in other words, a misreading of the intention of the writers of the Bible.
Jan Crouch gave her life in service of self-promotion, fame, and empire building. There is nothing Christian in using the name of Jesus for personal gain - that is taking the Lord's name in vain - These are false teachers - wolves in sheeps clothing. Her message is "Give me your money." Open your eyes and look at Jan... NOTHING Christ-like about her!
You nailed her. The pink cotton candy wig and loads of makeup! She should be saying: " Send your grocery money if you Love Jesus!" "Send money to help the Lords work, and so I can have another mansion, fancy cars, newer private jet, more pink wigs.
cool and fairly true to life from what little I have hear of her.....however I could not cast a parody of a "full of herself instead of full of Love" televangelist parody then the real Jan.
shes a fuckin thief . and i hate her. she is a religous profitier. fuck her and her gay husband. no offence to you but thier thives. much love and respect i just hate those two.
She acts all nice and sweet on the outside but is wicked to the core on the inside. All a person has to do is google TBN beliefs and heresys. For one thing they believe they are little gods. That isnt even everything!
i worked for tbn for 15 years, and with Jan directly for 2 years- i laughed til i cried when i saw this. SO GOOD! loved this. from Jan's video "No More Tears," her testimony of being healed from depression...
OMG i worked for TBN for 15 years, and with Jan personally for 2 years> i laughed til i cried when i saw this! VERY GOOD! Please remix with more voice and less music- she's hard to hear. BRAVO!!
you are a fool..LMBAO u have an instant fan..
SharonDuke1 11 months ago
Good parody but you need more eye makeup. LOL.
bluesuedeshuze7603 1 year ago 5
I used to work for TBN. Trust me, Jan's message has nothing to do with the gospel or anything sacred. Christianity is merely her vehicle to get to where she wants to go: the bank.
TVWriterGuy 1 year ago 26
@TVWriterGuy
When was that ever not true of christianity ? From the murder of Gnostic Christianity, the original christianity, was supplanted a literalist tranlation of what was intended for Hebrew Kabbalah interpretation only. So, in other words, a misreading of the intention of the writers of the Bible.
syborgx 9 months ago
I am a big fan, I think its funny as hell!
grasspants 1 year ago
Jan Crouch gave her life in service of self-promotion, fame, and empire building. There is nothing Christian in using the name of Jesus for personal gain - that is taking the Lord's name in vain - These are false teachers - wolves in sheeps clothing. Her message is "Give me your money." Open your eyes and look at Jan... NOTHING Christ-like about her!
SWSimpson 2 years ago 3
MORE MAKE-UP! lol. Saying "Thank You" as Jan Crouch again and again looks like practicing for oral sex. HOT.
SWSimpson 2 years ago
You nailed her. The pink cotton candy wig and loads of makeup! She should be saying: " Send your grocery money if you Love Jesus!" "Send money to help the Lords work, and so I can have another mansion, fancy cars, newer private jet, more pink wigs.
grassburner 2 years ago 3
Who is Jan Crotch?? Never saw her before.
wrg1183 2 years ago
bloody marvelous.
MrIrockursocks 2 years ago
poor jan, the brainwashed and drugged sex slave. this is fuckin great. u r great.thanx 4 the laugh
sucheschlecht 2 years ago
Sure, God is on His throne, but what does God have to do with Jan Crouch? Son, you been snookered by a bad actor in the God biz.
Great parody by the way, Linda.
YouCanCallMeAl 2 years ago
my goodness rofl she is scary man
BeautifulSoulgurl 2 years ago
Can I fuck you or jan in the butt? I wanna see some real tears.
gtr362 2 years ago
LOL I always thought her hair was pink
ltoomey82 2 years ago 2
LOL...
Machelle3200 2 years ago
Scariest Halloween costume EVER!
criptonite0hour 2 years ago 2
I'm not toally Sure JAn is Human....
gnrdude 2 years ago
I know this isn't just a fake impersonation. You know how I can tell? The hair. It's the same as Jans...
oryxfreeride 2 years ago
cool and fairly true to life from what little I have hear of her.....however I could not cast a parody of a "full of herself instead of full of Love" televangelist parody then the real Jan.
Lifeflame5 2 years ago
The devil left Georgia and headed for Anahiem California
DiscernAllThings 2 years ago
looks like shes on a acid trip.
gus361 2 years ago
That's about like Jan...lol, she's psychotic.
chupacabralien2999 2 years ago 2
you should have sucked helium first just to get her voice closer.
maybe some sedatives too
thegoochieguy 2 years ago
I though that was Dolly Parton
Dragonfly6160 2 years ago 2
Dolly Parton ON Crack!
gnrdude 2 years ago
lmao!
sisterberthabangers1 2 years ago
look, it's Gem!
Taty4 2 years ago 2
the actress is brilliant, i hope she's working...
ziggyccc1 2 years ago 2
Does Jan have something in her eye?
DevilButtKicker 3 years ago
lol your nuts. you sure you havn't kicked the devil so much he rubed off on you?
blueiceplayer 2 years ago
thats so fuckin funny.
jetsfan3161 3 years ago
This Video is very Silly !
Jan Crouch is Actually a wonderful lady and she dose good all around the world It's sad when people try to put her down
jan crouch is an Amazing Women Of God !
djmatar2i 3 years ago
shes a fuckin thief . and i hate her. she is a religous profitier. fuck her and her gay husband. no offence to you but thier thives. much love and respect i just hate those two.
jetsfan3161 3 years ago
She acts all nice and sweet on the outside but is wicked to the core on the inside. All a person has to do is google TBN beliefs and heresys. For one thing they believe they are little gods. That isnt even everything!
DevilButtKicker 3 years ago 2
There is a place for you in comedy if you can deliver that with a straight face.
nachodaddy 2 years ago
i worked for tbn for 15 years, and with Jan directly for 2 years- i laughed til i cried when i saw this. SO GOOD! loved this. from Jan's video "No More Tears," her testimony of being healed from depression...
SaintMichael305 3 years ago 3
OMG i worked for TBN for 15 years, and with Jan personally for 2 years> i laughed til i cried when i saw this! VERY GOOD! Please remix with more voice and less music- she's hard to hear. BRAVO!!
SaintMichael305 3 years ago 2
good imatation!
rightisright3 3 years ago
lol she does a good jan..
ericshane1985 3 years ago
Your the gal, thats another gal, playing the other gal. lol
SonQuest316 3 years ago 2
Jan Crouch is already at a self-parody level...
johnlouisville 3 years ago
you are not as ugly as Jan Crouch.
WeNeedStovepipe13 3 years ago
You're a better Jan Crouch than Jan Crouch! Funnier than shit!
stlgtrace 3 years ago
Funnier then shit!
The sad part is, the Crouch's are thieves.
I can't believe they've gotten this far. They really are disgusting people.
lavendergirl63 3 years ago
They are. They are wicked and will answer to God for the millions they have deceived and ripped off. They are rich now but will be poor and naked.
DevilButtKicker 3 years ago
the only thing you should have added was a little TBN logo at the end, with a "Send your grocery money to such-and-such address."
fretlessbass26 3 years ago 2
:-)
fretlessbass26 3 years ago 3
this is funny as hell, and Charlie daniels was a nice touch.
fretlessbass26 3 years ago 3
FUNNY LMAO
FreakZilla34 3 years ago 3
Your facial expressions are similar to Jim Carrey
nuttierthanthou 3 years ago 7
this is awesome. linda needs to have her own reality show
adriantrench 3 years ago 3