Atheist VS Christian- The perfect fruit

[Kraized]

Evolution states that all creatures evolve to better suit their environment.

[MattyYouthGoon]

@rednecktrucker1969 Yeah, while I'm a pastor and agree with I.D. his argument that the banana proves I.D. is absolutely ridiculous lol. I laughed at his reasoning too. If people are going to try and prove things as deep as a topic as Intelligent Design, they should be a tad more prepared so they don't make a fool of themselves :) Anyway, I thought you're video was short and to the point, and was a great reply to that weak attempt. It was humorous as well :)

[MattyYouthGoon]

Was there a point to this? I may have missed it somewhere between the beginning and end of this video. Maybe you could say intelligent design is dumb because.......... well just because!

[rednecktrucker1969]

@MattyYouthGoon put in the search"banana man" and all will be revealed. A guy named Ray Comfort said that I.D. is true because of the perfect design of a banana, so this is poking fun at him and proving I.D. wrong at the same time. :)

[7DragonTech7]

@rednecktrucker1969

This video doesn't prove anything but that the script writers of this video don't know how to reason.

[theatheistpreacher]

@MattyYouthGoon agreed but its a point out video to fundmeantlists that often dont listin

[decosteve71]

Once again is this proof that God doesn't exist?? Or just taking the micky out of christians?? By the way I believe in God I also believe that Jesus came to show us the way to God. Oh yeah I also believe that Jesus died for our sins then rose again! but hay thats just me

[DrDeathMetalJr]

@decosteve71

There is evidence to prove he doesnt, but that evidence is circumstancial. We cant prove that he is existent and we cant prove he is not.

[decosteve71]

@DrDeathMetalJr I agree with you, I have said the same thing in alot of coversations. Thankyou for being modest. The only thing I don't agree with is; there is evedence to prove he doesnt exist! The evedence is there if you really want to look for it.

[DrDeathMetalJr]

@decosteve71

Thats true, but no one will ever agree.

[decosteve71]

@DrDeathMetalJr For me it comes down to experience. I have felt the persence of God. Now it comes down to 1 of 2 things. Either it is a chemical inbalance in my brain causing me to have the sensation of a spiritual experience (which if thats he case I wouldn't change). Or God is real and He is with me 24/7. When I have been in my room praying and an overwhelming senation of Godly presence filling the room is somthing I can not deny. I just want more and more of my God.

[decosteve71]

@decosteve71 I can't believe people deny themselves the opertunity to have that experience based on a theroy

[rednecktrucker1969]

@decosteve71 it is not based on a theory, it is based on evidence. I used to get the same feelings and sence of presence of god when I prayed. Then I ran accross a person from a different religion, he had the same thing for his religions gods. So one night I desided to pray to his gods, got the same feeling, then next I prayed to a blank wall, same feelings, then to nothing at all, same thing. it was the chemicals nothing is there to reply.

[decosteve71]

@rednecktrucker1969 you say nothing is there to rely on! I am not talking about feelings that come from a warm fuzzy chemical reaction. I am talking about the presence of God Almighty that brings Peace, Love, and Joy. That is somthing science can't take away. You can argue all you like about what you think you know. I however can not, and will not relent on my experence and deny my God.

[rednecktrucker1969]

@decosteve71 First, the warm fuzzy and "the presence of...blah, blah, blah" come from the right temporal lobe, we can create this feeling and presence in the lab. Secondly, no one wants to take it away from you, we just don't want laws based on "fuzzy" logic and have dilusional people telling the rest of us how to live. No one wants you to deny your version of god, just keep him where he belongs, in your mind, and heart.

[decosteve71]

@rednecktrucker1969 So based on what you said this is not about the existance of God this is about making up your own rules! Did you ever think of the consequence of what you just said? You don't want diluusional people telling you how to live. What you are really saying is you want to do what you want when you want with out any consideration of how it effects other people! Good luck with that! lol lol lol.

[rednecktrucker1969]

@decosteve71 Not really... I moreover meant stupid shit like;

cant sell beer on a Sunday

women have to wear Burkas

women are servents to men

stone your kids if they get out of line

kill all non-believers

There are countries where these and other laws are either in place or some people want them to be. That is what I meant by religion dictating laws. I dont want total anarchy, nor do I have any desire to do wrong to others. I am far more moral than most christians I have ever met.

[rednecktrucker1969]

@decosteve71Not really... I moreover meant stupid shit like;

cant sell beer on a Sunday

women have to wear Burkas

women are servents to men

stone your kids if they get out of line

kill all non-believers

There are countries where these and other laws are either in place or some people want them to be. That is what I meant by religion dictating laws. I dont want total anarchy, nor do I have any desire to do wrong to others. I am far more moral than most christians I have ever met.

[decosteve71]

@rednecktrucker1969 I don't know you so I can't comment on your moral stats. I however do agree that religion is not good, you are right that religion is mans idea . But you can't put christianity in the same catagory. Christianity is not a religion! Yes thats right! To be called a christian you have to ask is that person living by the example Jesus lived by? becouse that is the true meaning of christianity. If you want to know what kind of person Jesus was you have to read the 4 gospel's

[rednecktrucker1969]

@decosteve71 See now that is the REAL test of how moral you are, IF you have read the 4 gospels AND you still want to be like Jesus, then you are a wrong human being and have no place in this century.

Jesus said:

sell all you have to follow Him

Hate your parents and leave your family to follow Him.

sell your clothes and buy a sword.

He cursed a tree for not having fruit.

He dis'd his own mother on several occasions.

I have read the gospels 2 times....have you?

is this the man u want 2 be

[decosteve71]

@rednecktrucker1969 So you now you twist what Jesus did and how he lived. You have pulled out a few words of Jesus to justify your argument. Next time you read the gospels, read them in the context they are written. I noticed how you failed to mention everything else He did. But then you'd have to addmit that there is more to Jesus than a fruit tree and a sward (by the way if you really read the gospels you'd know the stance Jesus took with reguards to the sword and violence).

[rednecktrucker1969]

@decosteve71 I did not twist anything, he did/ said all those things. He said, " I come not to bring peace, but a sword." How is a direct quote out of context? He spit on people to cure them, how rediculas is that? The gospels don't even agree with themselves on how the resurection went down, there are vast differences in the geneology given by 2 gospels and the other 2 don't mention it at all. How anyone can read the gospels and still take them seriously is beyond me.

[decosteve71]

@rednecktrucker1969 You say you didn't twist anything! lol lol, you just did! the Gospels were written from the perspective of the writer. If you and I stood beside each other and saw the same event and wrote about it we would have different perspectives and therefore different words and most likely different style of writing. Thats how you have to read the Gospels. the linage from what i can remember one is from Mary, the other is from Joseph. Jesus never spat on somone. At least get it right.

[rednecktrucker1969]

@decosteve71 You really need to read your own book, they cant agree on the time of day, day of the week, who was there, or if the stone had been moved. If we had both been watching the same event and came up with stories like the gospels...we would all be thrown out of court and probably charged with purjery. Jesus did spit on a dude to cure his lepracy, at least read your own damn book. Also, why a liniage from Joseph at all, GOD was the father, not Joseph. See the whole thing falls apart.

[decosteve71]

@rednecktrucker1969 Where does it say Jesus spat on a person to heal lepracy? lolif it's there I missed it. I don't know what verson you read but my bible says the stone was moved in all the 4 gospels. Yes you are right Jesus did come from God. your the one who bought the whole linage thing up. Joseph was the earthy father of Jesus who raised Jesus it is from the linage of Joseph they traiced back to Adam the fist man.

[decosteve71]

@rednecktrucker1969 Now I can see this is going nowhere. I made the inital comment on an Athiest video and therefore I won't be replying back to you again. If you really want to know the truth you'd find it. Have a good day and may God Bless you.

[DrDeathMetalJr]

@decosteve71

Well thats good, atleast you arent blindly following something your friends/family believe. The thing I hate is that most christians I know pick and choose what the bible means to them, you arent supposed to do that.

[ygrecco]

Just a note: bananas are man made fruits.

[rednecktrucker1969]

@ygrecco yup, that's why it is a joke. :) it is making fun of ray comfort.

[ygrecco]

@rednecktrucker1969 Oh, ok. Sorry. Didn't get that part of the irony. Nice video.

[cake1834]

@rednecktrucker1969 did you make this because you were hungry?

[D4K0T4375]

that was pretty gay

[pchtermino1]

The modern banana was bred by man, not god.

[supercrevolution]

The banana also fits in your butt xD

[DeaconVerter]

Ray Comfort blows.

[philip0460]

Fantastic video! LOL

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

0:24, the sexy way to eat a banana. ;D

Wish you tried on a lemon! XD

[rednecktrucker1969]

Glad you did not say pineapple....lol

[mikeschatname]

Everyone knows God is real. So called "atheists" are all fakes. When certain weak minded people get angry at God because God won't do what they expect He should do they throw a tantrum. They then go around debating with Christians and pretending that they don't believe in God. Atheism is an adults temper tantrum against God. There is no such thing as a truly mature atheist. Wisdom and atheism don't mix any more than oil and water will. Thus all atheists are fools and big babies.

[rednecktrucker1969]

lol, great joke. I see what you did here, you just put "God" where the science, reason, facts, evidence, proof, and reality should be. Very clever, also put the word "Atheist" where "religious people" should be. Nice play on words here.

[arpakyna]

@mikeschatname

Sorry to burst your bubble, but there really are lots of people who don't believe in a god, me included. And I'm not atheist because deity of choice didn't do what I wanted. It's because there isn't one shred of proof supporting the existence of god. I also happen to think that holding onto an imaginary friend friend (in the sky) through your adult life is what is not mature.

[Rockster969]

@mikeschatname You creatard numpty,you'd like to think we deny god but we don't,we merely do not acknowledge that such a being or beings exist so just get over it.

[hareldful]

++++ its all came from God+++

[Largo64]

Good stuff! It doesn't tax the limited attention spans of SOME christians.

[wintersfootsteps]

That was hilarious!! Well done.

[rrpauldoran]

EPIC WIN!!!!!!! haha awesome

[tapotsnm]

love it! 5 stars

[rednecktrucker1969]

thanks

[CollateralSandwich]

The contemporary banana was bred by man, not god.

[dangerouslytalented]

I made a very similar video, albeit different, months ago... Great minds...

[kirke420]

(I missed this one.. my subscription box sucks..)

Good stuff! I wanted to see you eat pineapple! lol

[Ryagful]

hahaha,owed cristians!

lets see you commenting on the Watermelon!

acording to you,it's easy to eat...RAW

[Gary1111001]

I happen to know a video showing the pre-tools way to eat Watermelon. Search: hunting real food, durianrider

[TheJamesPope]

very funny,

five stars

[mattie690]

Fits perfectly in your ass as well!!!!!!!!! Good god!! lol

[lampyman101]

Rednecktruker....did you just BJ the banana!.......Tsk tsk LOL

[rednecktrucker1969]

Sorry, its the only way I know how to eat them.

[lampyman101]

I would advise caution if you do a sequel and tackle the pineapple. There could be lodging issues. ;0)

[shawndimery]

Hahaha! I love the glaring contradictions in christian theories. Love ya Redneck!

[rednecktrucker1969]

thanks very much!

[AbdultheImpailler]

LOL

good one sir trucker!

[TheMysteriousCorner]

lol how you ate the banana... that was perfect.

[rednecktrucker1969]

Just imitating Ray Cum-fart. lol

[TheMysteriousCorner]

OMNEG!!!!!!

Normally I hate those kinds of twisting of names and changed letters, but that's f-ing hilarious.

[stevenweir76]

Ohh thats good. That's priceless. Epic WIN!!!!

[john4knecht]

I'm actually surprized that you didn't hunt down a banana in its NATURAL form and not the form that has been created by thousands of years of cross breeding by Paupau Newgini farmers to create the form that we currantly know as bananas. But... That works to

[rednecktrucker1969]

I thought of that but the best I could do was a Plantain and it was not dramatic enough, so we took the other road, which I have not seen anyone else take. lol

[Drynae]

0:23 kind of scared me. Hehe.. yet it made me laugh. Oh the mixture of emotions.. Thanks for the larf.

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

Hehe. Bright Ideas get shared. I like it!

[kelliko70]

Brilliant!

[supervillan]

hahahahaah banana love XD

[itsmaxinthebox]

Lol, you owned that one. Damn I love your channel.

[1GOD1JESUS]

yeah get a pineapple up ya christian!

[RichardRoy2]

Oh, no out takes. I was just imagining what could have gone "wrong" on that one. LOL Oh well. Sometimes imagination is a wonderful thing. Nice work. (what facial expression would you get from a masocistic sex fiend when you brought out the pineapple. Owe, owe, more more Ouch, yowie.) Eee Gad, I'm sick.

[theberzerker0]

I love this series, but I thought this one was a little weak.

[rednecktrucker1969]

Sorry, we do try to take things to a new perspective. With thirty seconds to work with, sometimes it gets difficult.

[theberzerker0]

It's all good, you cant please every one every time.

[tattooskin72]

LOL, tonight must be banana night. Great one :)

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

SUCK THAT BANANA XD

You made it look like the banana was forcing you to 'give it head' XD

[rednecktrucker1969]

Just some not so subtle gay humor.

[bamboo4tameshigiri]

*****

[azaz129]

Hmm Christains eating food.

Christian = nut

nut = food

fruit = food

nut = food = fruit

Christians = fruits

Humans eat fruit.

Therefore we should eat Christians for nourishment. (though I can't say it would qualify as brain food) Just a bit of food for thought. (bad puns=fun?)

[fa272]

Funny...love the blowjob incenuation!

[singsomuch]

Me too ;)

[intelligentfalling]

oh christian! When will you learn?

[RosieDesire]

Hemlock... one of those other perfect foods ;)

[saxmanchiro]

How about the pomegranate, walnut, almonds, pecans, brazil nut, peanut, and about a thousand other 'perfectly' designed seed carrying contraptions? Cumfart was so funny when he did that vid. It was almost like he was trying to show off how stupid he is. It worked, at least for the non delusional folks. We didn't 'swallow' the bull shit. Cumfart and Camoron, the dumb duo of YEC-ism.

[Cafeeine]

Actually, you don't need to go that far. Just compare bananas to wild plantains. Human design vs. natural design ;)

[FlyingFree333]

When he put his hand on his head I literally burst out laughing.

[rednecktrucker1969]

Good, it worked then! lol

[Jimb0can]

LOL funny!!! Keep them coming!

[dackjaniels555]

LMFAO!