Yeah, we only had about 16 hours of fliming time, Had to cut about half of the actions and only got about 1 take per scene. Still, it was quite an adventure, the sequel will be epic! I like the look of your dark age
I mean, the White Knight was too scared to go back to Acre by himself, he was like "please come with me, it's a long way by myself, camping all alone in the forest, wheras two of us could share body heat" and the Archer was lke "Alright I'll come to Acre but stop being so bloody liberal all the time, you know I'm married. And besides, I am way out of your league. Why don't you find a nice little infantryman that will jump at the chance to clean your hosery."
I dont think a homo erotic account of this nature really ever did take place between the white knight and Archie the arched. Pious homo phobes of the church could not kneel before man whore light foot theif that sells himself for very little or forces himself unprotected travelling lords.
He only did that because he found the white knight crying one moonlit night, "I never win any bloody fights!" He whined. "Don't worry little Knighty" the archer said , "Next time there's a battle I'll let you punch me in the face so the other Knights don't think you are such a nonce any more." and hearing this the white knight knelt at the archers feet and the Archer, being an evil homo-phobe did smite the white knight mightily to punish him for his attempted wrongdoing.
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LordPreposterous 2 years ago
Did you direct this?
LordPreposterous 2 years ago
Yeah, we only had about 16 hours of fliming time, Had to cut about half of the actions and only got about 1 take per scene. Still, it was quite an adventure, the sequel will be epic! I like the look of your dark age
RobertStokewood 2 years ago
I didn't make "The Dark Ages," but it is a very good movie.
Faith in Ruins is very well made.
LordPreposterous 2 years ago
I mean, the White Knight was too scared to go back to Acre by himself, he was like "please come with me, it's a long way by myself, camping all alone in the forest, wheras two of us could share body heat" and the Archer was lke "Alright I'll come to Acre but stop being so bloody liberal all the time, you know I'm married. And besides, I am way out of your league. Why don't you find a nice little infantryman that will jump at the chance to clean your hosery."
RobertStokewood 2 years ago
I dont think a homo erotic account of this nature really ever did take place between the white knight and Archie the arched. Pious homo phobes of the church could not kneel before man whore light foot theif that sells himself for very little or forces himself unprotected travelling lords.
Llobet1983 2 years ago
He only did that because he found the white knight crying one moonlit night, "I never win any bloody fights!" He whined. "Don't worry little Knighty" the archer said , "Next time there's a battle I'll let you punch me in the face so the other Knights don't think you are such a nonce any more." and hearing this the white knight knelt at the archers feet and the Archer, being an evil homo-phobe did smite the white knight mightily to punish him for his attempted wrongdoing.
RobertStokewood 2 years ago
Up until he got a beaten to the face!
Llobet1983 2 years ago
I cant believe that they filmed this in 24 hours and with only 8 people! Amazing!
blitzkiss 2 years ago
The Archer is the coolest chracter
RobertStokewood 2 years ago