[HD] How to cannon rush in grandmasters - Starcraft 2 Commentary #64

[khongyeuemnua202]

Is he chwing a dic.k in his mouth /

[Scyeth]

why they need to bring back the mineral patch attack

[Stevezftw]

Oh wow sick...

[ArtanisOwns]

not bad, muted

[NightGAINA]

worst commentator.......gj for the video....

[MrSurface94]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Protaneum]

This build normally only works vs hatch first, somehow he pylon spammed and pulled it off lol.

[sooren8520]

when the 2 retards play starcraft,u' ve got this shit... give back my 10 minutes of life..

[GoombaDaddy]

LMAO this was cruel as hell!! :)

[carobertwhelan]

It was funny on mute.

[theshawkernator]

Oh and I think he says alling guy because he was zerg, zergling, alling? Play on words? lame or awesome? Pretty funny still.

[theshawkernator]

So sick xD

[williamad]

Combatex

[PcostaDaddy]

i was laughing just like him when i watched the vid, eff all ya haters

[Conoraus]

dont cast high you gimp



[cenafrk]

what? someone cannon rushing in GM that isn't CombatEx? BLASPHEMY!

[TheDrHobo]

Love your laugh

[epicsasquatch1]

this was really funny xD

[nicbleu]

cheese is just for fag

[vioniribu]

thumps op if u dislike this video because of gay retard laugh

[Jastro88]

Dude nice cast. Do more!

[FANOFWAR34]

hey AleesaSC, what did u use to record this with? plz respond

[mvpblu]

Also, Augur.324 NA. whenever bro, not on much

[mvpblu]

Regardless of whether this guy cheeses rarely or got into GM with his cheese skills... You have to admit, he really does master it. I mean the zerg made a few mistakes here or there, but obviously the Toss cannon rush game was beautifly played. Vote 1 if, - you would like to see this Toss play a macro game... Vote 2 if, - you are just going to continue to bitch about balance or something irrelevant.... btw probes OP blah blah derp herp derp tanks rines best 3rd tier unit. MamaShipOP. BRoodLrd OP

[GoombaDaddy]

@mvpblu anytime people lose to a unit it's OP lol

[jhayemdoubleyou]

Does anyone actually find cheese funny?

[kirbymelton23]

This video went viral on Turkey

[SeismicPulse]

stop forcing lughter faggot

[BRADM69]

Hahahaha hilarious twitter feed

[Timberwolf7585]

epic probe micro

[FirstGermanInSpace]

Not many guys you need 1000 wins with every race than you got this pic ;)

[tipssc2]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ITS FUNNY MAN

[FroZzyMilK]

First time i've seen someone with a dark voice portrait O.o How many people have that?

[ginobilly]

U on drugs ?

[Killedman98]

Haha, skinky makes me laugh, his drones could have gotten out since the zerglings killed the first cannon, thus opening hole in the mineral line for the drones to escape... way to rage quit without thinking

[dartaland]

@Killedman98 yes but he would have mega supply blocked him by killing the 2 ovies chilling above the cannons, thats why he aimed the ovies first with the cannons and not the drones

[Killedman98]

@dartaland very good point

[KetchupPrince]

oh you're aleeeeesa, u were #1 in me and my friends masters 3s division and we thought u were hot shit for being gm lol

[PeddieKitsune]

It would be funnier if you didn't force the laughter so much like a retard.

[NoobFestSupermellor]

epic

[wosret69831]

meh, zerg was awful....no need to send all those drones out.....stay in, drop a few crawlers.....zerg players should be lose to cannon rush. simple as that.

[wosret69831]

should never lose *



[Fluffball176]

@wosret69831 Yeah, a Masters or GM that does ntohing but Cannon Rush vs a Highly ranked Gm Zerg. It was the Zerg, he was bad for not cheesing his way to GM, huh?

[valbeau13]

@Fluffball176 Wosret is right, Z shouldn't have pulled his drones like that. Bad play. Cannon rush against Zerg should NEVER end this way.

[Fluffball176]

@valbeau13 Zerg was bad, Protoss can't even play.

[PelaoyFamoso]

so much drool....

[Yourholymonkey]

After that he killed that first cannon, he could have escaped through that hole... >.>

[VoidofAiur]

what ... the ... FUCK... was up with that SHITTY ASS FUCK commentating? kill yourself

[MREXHALE]

@VoidofAiur Go drop your balls.

[VoidofAiur]

@MREXHALE the lack of substance in that comment makes it clear that perhaps you are the one who needs their balls dropped. am i not allowed to have an opinion? then tell that person to kill themself? fuckin 12 year olds, its ok, youre only a few years away depending on if you got the genes of an ogre or orlando bloom

[chillin338]

@VoidofAiur you got a fucked up thinking process my friend...

[VoidofAiur]

@chillin338 LOL . im joking 99% of the time on the internet. the sad part is when people get worked up. if i was to get worked up everytime i saw something retarded or ridiculous on the web.... i would be in an insane asylum. But i expect it and dont give 2 poops, cuz its the INTERNETZENHEIT!

[binaryclock01]

HAHAHA :)

[AbduCola]

Too bad he couldve just canceled the second pylon and let the first one die and still won. The Zerg pulled so many dam workers off for so dam long, he would've had a huge disadvantage. But yea this way was waaaaaaaaaay cooler

[Paparoach212kil]

@AbduCola The amount of workers pulled didn't really matter because if the zerg could of stopped the cannons he would have been so ahead.

[TheGuyBZ]

Made by: CombatEX

[greenbeenie60]

he aint a faggot your the fag its awesome move .... and i got more of a kick out of him laughing than the video.take a chill pill.

[moonmasterShake]

most epic ever I would have laughed that way too ROLFCOPTER

[WenuxWindia]

achbar'd

[idiiidit]

stop laughing like a sissy faggot, faggot!

[RPBiohazard]

fuck that

[heyutharloveme]

why no mineral trick a move for quickl break idk im not a genus

[TomWijX]

@heyutharloveme Mineral walking doesn't allow you to walk through a building.

[waggboy4]

aling= all ling all in

[bigjohn8486]

NERDGASM!!!

[Xarayezona]

@bigjohn8486 4:01 "Masturbating to a recording of myself masturbating."

Wow, what a Twitter.

[Dmac4life99]

Commentate seriously and it would be enjoyable to watch.

[bsidebg]

Tbh that cannon rush is horrible. He didn't manage to put the wall and he warped too many pylons that he didn't need. His only hope and reason for success was that the zerg was even worse than him to get trapped so easily

[AdxptHD]

@bsidebg Hes grandmaster... Dont even talk

[bsidebg]

@AdxptHD He's obviously GM in season 2 which isn't a big deal. You could achieve GM by 4gating, 6pooling or cannon rushing. GM season 2 obviously didn't mean much

[DarstOmega]

@bsidebg says the bronze leauger...

[bsidebg]

@DarstOmega just see CombatEx cannon rushing and compare it to this guy

[mosteanuv]

you just now there's geek hiding behind the laughter !

[Disturbed763]

This was... the most well-performed cannon rush ever. If this happened to me, I would actually gg the protoss after bming him.

[Szeicheng]

Aleeeeeesa, how did you get to Grandmasters in this season when Season 1 - bronze, season 2 - silver, season 3 - rank 1 diamond???! wtf? season 4 - GM

[wwjd3d]

commentator is a tool

[XXXandBEER456]

2:57 SHEEP TAG SKILLS BROOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Terryltk]

why r u laughing like a retard?

[baddiss74]

lol at 0:41 he said 8:30 o' clock! lol!

[Spagball66]

that was funny he was analysing that game seriously at the start then broke down.

[Auron777777]

if the zerg had used the mineral-all hit trick, he would have held it

[jroin]

hi faggot laugh

[AlexDasProfasinal]

Whadup, I learned how to make a real cannon rush: watch?v=65ny1xU4pww

[warmdickweed]

this is fail and extremely lucky to even work out you spend like 600 minerals and he could just choose to ignore it, take another expansion and you would have wasted all the minerals on nothing, if he send his 4 lings to your base your mining workers would decrease dramatically



[IsawUupThere]

@warmdickweed

not really, he can just wall himself in with a gateway at the front, place a cannon and there's no way for zerg to get in before he gets roaches. He can't ignore it because most of his probes are walled in :P

[DontMessWithEmin3m]

you laugh like a faggot

[ipreferns]

Your laughing promotes this shit for kids to do. ass. your a joke.

[AllstarHunE]

@ipreferns

its true

[rickvangils100]

that guy was rofling around the whole cannon rush.

[fergieworld1222]

this guy is on crack

[LeonPowalski1]

combatEX cannons aswell

[Kehoeman1]

@LeonPowalski1 yeah alot of people cannonrush...

[LaBaladuer]

It sounds so wierd when he says " and stinky wins the game"...

[kowalityjesus]

I2p does that mean 'I have to pee'

[kokifette]

@kowalityjesus l2p means learn to play

[Ponchoman098]

love it man, subscribed.

[Assaultpredator]

haha great video

[JamachStarcraft]

allt he tweets had the wor masterbating in it lol

[MugenMacca]

lmao! That cast was so funny! Really nice :D

[HANKASH112]

this aleesa guy is real funny,im gonna watch all his videos

[HANKASH112]

love the laughter

[colebusss]

Masterbating to obamas weekly address. Rofl

[colebusss]

@infamousjeff2k wasn't ConbatEx Zerg???

[frankie67252]

wow I didn't know Michael Phulps casted starcraft

[infamousjeff2k]

rofl your laughter very contagious! as to the cheez: CombatEx would be proud!

[Wickedsicked8]

i like how the toss buildings are better than my fucking race

[Jonsse]

Well stinky overreacted a bit pulled so many drones. And it's not really his fault, if he hasn't seen protoss do that, there's no way you can predict it and avoid it. The real winner of that game was Stinky, not the protoss. Cos he learned yet another aspect of the map and knows how to avoid it next time.

[m0nk3yXb4lls]

LOL!

[cyberpsygen7]

that was a fucking leet cannon trap, that zerg walked right into it like nubtrash.

[justaRandomhero]

i actualy pissed myself more than you did, best sc2 cast ive ever seen

[radroach44]

this was an awesome commentary

[fruitness93]

NERD LOLOLOL

[thunderheart226]

i dont get it ur a guy or girl?

[Alukard1900]

i liked the part were the toss won with a fucking cannonrush :D

[pabloe168]

To be honest that wasnt bad at all

[Lavron4151]

lol priceless. I don't know what's with this bm going on in the comments but I love the funny reaction of yours and it's better than any other stupid commentator's. Good job. Keep up good work!

[kittyriu]

LOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­EEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ZraxTheBigStuff]

Man... I laughed sooo hard ...:))

[eatmyshorts2007]

ur such a nerd hahaaha

[sooperlovin]

its funny how someone gets embarassed with a loss and they tell the winner "learn to play." learn not to get bitch slapped LOL

[Spyro39]

FAIL FOR ZERG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deflector2]

LOL!

[rebelbeest]

lol nice micro xD

[CrazyRussianDevil]

No1 notice that his twitter says "Me masturbating at public places" ?

[machette93]

@CrazyRussianDevil all his posts were about masturbating...

[369Shahin]

THE LAUGHING was classic.

That micro for building his cannon in the perfect place...wow, someone's a neeeeeeeeerd

[MonsterMo44]

whys ur name aleesa? that's weird ur a man.

[thepro101]

ALEEESA this video make me subscribe to you lol

[hangene92]

LOLLL

[lordofthenoobs]

control your vagina

[billyjoet69]

You and PPGBubbles absolutely skanked me in a 2v2 once.

[GotenSSJ1]

wtf, he conceeded because of a single turret?!

[tknmylife]

@GotenSSJ1 he lost too much workers behind the natural mineral line

[fdeixecxdf]

Canon rush is sooo gay

[rkari120]

I love your laughing~ It actually makes this video more enjoyable for me because it's almost always contagious; when someone laughs, you laugh, and that makes everything awesome. GJ :)

[ImperatorAsus]

LOLOLOL

[bratmiki]

; o !

[bboytryhard]

OH MY GOD LOL THAT WAS AMAZING

[operations1000]

CombatEX has this video loaded on startup

[Deckinickinic]

don't listen to those haters.

[FMFaithful00]

you giggly bastard. :D

[TheForeman847]

I lol'ed when I saw this. Don't give Aleesa a hard time.

[PEEKAB00SNIPER]

Greatest cannon rush of all time

[RunscapeHacks4U]

stop fucking highlighting shit!

[helltotheboy8888]

LOL UR LAUGHING MADE ME ENJOY THE VID MORE

[KatideChaos]

LOOOL

[theycallmenavid]

i lold, contagious humor ftw!!

[Drys7]

Has anybody else been kicked out of a library, trying to watch this video and laughed when he said Skinky?

[c16sh1]

Everyone is calling him a nerd, meanwhile you guys are watching this video which is no doubt more nerdy than uploading it. Why does everyone have to be a douche to him just because he was laughing.

[kenji6192]

hey I played with you and Legend today. You guys had a good terran/zerg cheese

[tjlegion2]

wow bro so many haters... i was actually laughing along with u watching this lol

[Somnambulo]

This game was almost as good as the one where Idra quits when he sees a giant hallucinated protoss army and thinks its real. And HorrendousMangina - dude, take it easy, you are a grumpy turd.

[thepurelegend]

hilarious, your laugh makes it all the better

[EMart5]

u are a dork

[antishlag]

HAHAHA goodjob bro

[MrElirali]

Intro song plz

[Aseldo]

lucky

[JarutheDamaja]

Lol a pylon-prison for the drones, never see this^^

and the other thing^^ it's difficult to laugh and speak at the same time ;)

[Cdathius]

HAHA , your laugh is hilarious xD love it lol

[e3xdubb]

Lol TROLL HARD OR TROLL HOME!!!

[HorrendousMangina]

Fuck you, buddy!

[dylandeemo]

this is HILARIOUS



[aflteam89]

are u craying?

[stedsfutbol87]

haha great video

[richard9684]

THAT WAS AWESOME! lol

[Null1fy]

At least 72 people got cannon rushed while watching this video. l2p

[divine0g0d]

try to control urself while casting -.-

[Dev1ned]

@divine0g0d stfu that was hilarous

[divine0g0d]

@Dev1ned never said that wasn't kid, just say that don't go crazy while casting

[Dev1ned]

@divine0g0d yea yea cool..but i lmao dude =)