how to grow weed - part 1

[MrSwisscheesy]

Like

[LilMissTravelPants]

Where is "How to grow weed for poor people"?

[ba77ar90]

u make it sound like its easy to make all that shit

[soraroxesventerra]

yeah only thing is if you get cought making it you get 25 years.

[MrPssstt]

Am I really the 1,000th liker!?

[fredericshie12]

I want this video on my W205 phone.

[trickshawts]

so thats what heaven looks like ;P

[777deathnotes]

i like to experiment. like i try adding food coloring to the water and see if any of its coloring changes. i try adding flavoring like cherry. and see if when smoked its flavored but still gets you high. but i also gotta make sure this doesnt kill the plant. anyone know how to proffesionally do this?

[ZChimpTV]

Creepy...but cool

[jeza4646]

I LOVE THIS GUY

[OFissoprestigious]

lolol 2:30 when he just appears out of his fucking weed. lOlOl

[DemonRyder100]

Where is it legal to grow for myself Nd smoke it like he is?

[MrAudiKing]

@DemonRyder100 COLORADO NILGAAA!!!!

[OFissoprestigious]

@DemonRyder100 its not legal, go to fucking amsterdamm

[spanshotlolo]

he sounds like he's about to rape the plants

[QuestionSir]

2:30 i love weed so much im gonna be apart of my crops

[zuehs1]

how much would your electric bill increase monthly?

[JmoNova]

I REALLY FUCCIN LOVE IT/NOUVA XEINRON

[vinpalm1]

how much does it cost electricity wise?

[darrylhaynes]

how do you get them to bud....i cant do it..

[jgmtiger]

@darrylhaynes flowering step basicly 12hrs light 12hrs dark with a room that dose not let ANY outside light in at all he has a video this isnt the real guy just somone who copyed his videos send me a message ill send you a link

[GoodMarijuanaStrains]

weedman aka the hulks burnout brother

[cluk619]

your electricity bill must be HUGE

[smokenhemp420]

hey thanks man love your video my shit grew great thanks to you and i love the green out fit hey i will be posting vids up to help u guys soon. just grew 1 pound of bkush best shit ever tast like bluebarrys stoned as fuck right now this set up really works so watch his shit.

[darrylhaynes]

to much trouble your way....just take the seeds....put them in the ground....and let that shit grow

[chilly11monkey]

Is it just me , or r u admitting to taking ILLEGAL DRUGS ON UTUBE

[Thegoldstarman]

@chilly11monkey and what?

[Shadowpuppet7x]

2:26 commando crackhead

[IAmDaBunanaKing]

you look like a pedophile hulk.

[chronicmanable]

this guy is like the hulk on weed. hey anybody looking for seeds should check out chronicseeds.ca there free!!! anyways i was just so stoked i had to spread the word.

[natecrockett97]

Is he really green right now?

[MrGamerman001]

four hundred and thirty two thousand seven hundred and fifty one people are most likely growing marijuana..... yea... the DEA is REALLY gonna stop them haha. right.

[crashoverrideization]

do you need a mother to grow clones?

[tugger]

Dr. Greenskin, you're the Bob Ross of happy times.

[numbersvsalphabet]

Thx Dr. Greenskin, Ur the shit! :D

[ando4k]

If i had a nickel for every pixel i would have 25 cents

[franciscowboy]

why the FUCK is he green? I'm I high or something??

[secretguyoz2]

Sic vids thanks!! This guy is a legend!

[happosai27]

great video ^^ hes almost like the nintendo nerd of weed

[Craf7y]

That's Horge Servantes of Muppet show! Kermit Servantez.

[JRM128]

So this is what's on the other side of Wilson's fence

[HistoryHmoobGuy]

I love bud...I will puff till the day i die...life is so boring without bud

[judgewestenn]

Am I really the 420,000th viewer!?

[bcta302]

Go Green!

[MrGanjamanshane]

he talks quite so weed can meditate

[IntenseCamel]

This guys like Bob Ross on dope!

[midland505]

is there anyway to grow a plant from the nuggs or the little stems and leaves

[datkraziienikka]

this is one smart green guy

[shakaama]

I don't do any drugs, including drink / cigarettes, but I want to grow organic heirloom plants. I find this guy is simply brilliant. He is so friggin smart. He makes me look like a child, with his knowledge of plants in general.

[arra009]

follow my grow @ arra009

peace out from AMsterdam

[DeusUniversa10]

This dude is probably incarcerated for life with all this weed haha. 

[brandonfan123]

he's talking so quietly because his mom doesnt know these are growing in her house

[texlyon]

He's been smoking too much that hes skin has turned green!

[lovethemguitars]

50 people are............. skanks

[daonlywhiteninja]

I' love this, but i just keep imagining him as a serial killer

[pyromanx6]

Hey there Piccolo,

think I could purchase some of that Namekian weed I know you've got?

Thanks.

[mynthecooldude]

Vin Diesel

[midsmafia34]

a quater pound every 2 months theres gotta be more than that there

[mexicanoflanker]

nice video i like it.... this fuu is asome......pilotocanabis soy

[fusionfaller1]

He smocked so much that he turned green.

[NamesJorth]

@califtom Shut the fuck up you cocksucker he is just trying to be thorough about it. Your not gonna learn anything by watching a "basic" video for beginners that is 3 minutes long. You retards that expect to watch a little retard friendly video and know everything about growing are annoying as fuck.

[xXVeEtOXx]

@califtom you mad bro? smoke a jayy and chill =]

[420HashSmoker]

Why does this guy whisper in every goddamn video?

[AlienAutopsy666]

OMG! who painted joe satriani green?! =P

[Stragulia]

I love how he talks about them like they're babies xDD

but seriously this guy is awesome

[NarlepoaxIII]

@Stragulia

Helps them grow.

[SuperEvan1988]

i had couple of my outdoor plants had their lower,braches die, i know theyre growth has been stunted (at about 24 inches). wat are ur thoughts on re-potting them and burry them up to where the the top is putting the height at around 5-6 inches. would this encourage root growth, or a quick demise?

[SuperEvan1988]

i had a couple of my outdoor plants have allthe lower bra

[mrdan859]

talk softer your kids might hear u..

[chriss834]

i love this guy lol!!!

[DrKush187]

i cant watch that shit enough.. I LOVE IT lol

[PleasePassTheCookies]

Does this Guy remind Anyone else of Chris Angel? X)

[TheBriscoKidd]

49 people are cops

[Chaz0Master3000]

@jjkoolie007 you go jjkoolie007 i love you your my hero!!

[Chaz0Master3000]

@jjkoolie007 you go jjkoolie007 i love you your my hero!!1

[jjkooIie007]

i "liked" the video "clicked like" though. because i thought anyone whom puts that effort into making a film like that doesn't need to be disliked.

[jjkooIie007]

@Jelks17 50 people were too high and thought the video lasted forever and was not as "straight to the points and details" as they would have liked it to be.

[Jelks17]

I guess 49 people didnt inhale, thumbs up

[Rlfl3Man]

The KipKay of weed.



[trabotaba]

thumbs up if you got high as fuck yesterday

[inspire88ful]

check out GROWRELENTLESS dotcom for the best grow systems available

[xXRiTaLiNx]

2:31 AHHHHHHHAHAHHAHHAH AH#LOL

[MMJ420Gardener]

if any of you noobs have any questions how how to grow marijuana you can ask me! this video is great but leaves out a lot of important things, check out my channel people!

[jayguy508]

@MMJ420Gardener stfu noobs is from computer games why would you accosiate that with growing marijuana dumb kid

[MMJ420Gardener]

@jayguy508 u are an ignorant ass person! u can be a noob which is a newbie which is someone who is new to do something and doesnt kno how to do it, growing marijuana takes skill you dumb fuck, if you dont know what your talking about then dont say anything you troll!

[jayguy508]

@MMJ420Gardener um no the term "noob" isnt in the english dictionary. It was created from people saying that your new too the game and has always been accosiated with computer games , the word dosent exist dont use it in comments about growing marijuana you just sound like a twat

[MMJ420Gardener]

@jayguy508 what is your point? that i shouldnt use the word noob because this isnt related to video games? ur a fool, and if you really care that much about the word being used incorrectly even tho u know what im trying to say then you have some issues, the only twat which means vagina and shouldnt be used while talking about marijuana is you! i posted a comment on here to help new growers and here u are complaining about a fucken word we dont need people like u in the youtube cannabis community

[DRIN841]

THE WAY HE POPPED OUT OF THEM WEED PLANTS...THAT WAS EEEFIN HALARIOUS!!!!!LMFAO

[wheelo200]

i gota question... if i wanted to start growing but have no led's do you think my plant will grow? temp condition in my house is always 20 degrees ?? if i left it near a window aswel?? please help :)

[euyfdvfhj]

@wheelo200 No I think it only grows naturally in summer in very bright places ; so it's worth getting a few led's even if it's just to test a growth cycle.

[logicalfilth]

love the intricate design.. you know your shit man thumbs up

[Iktomeone]

As a martian, I'm offended by him going green face.

[rockweed420]

home improvement for pot heads yay... where's my penis?

[SirSly420]

Green homo guy wipe the swamp things splooge off your face , stop whispering u sound like a pedophile , stop zooming in on your fucked up yellow grill ... Do all that and u can have a thumbs up . You guys go check out " jason0930" he'll teach u how to grow proper without having to see frogs ass with a hat and glasses talking to u . Lol

[HonorableTheft]

@SirSly420 Dude, there is no true way to grow pot. Many forms, many ways to teach. If he want's to use humor in his *regardless of how poor the humor is* then let him. To grow Marijuana is not a hierarchy, anyone can do it, anyone can teach it. Does it mean that they are right, well as long as they teach basic properties then yes. Your argument is invalid and insulting. Also, to commercialize another video is being an ass hat in my eyes. Don't sell out to the man, man. = .=<(==)~~~ Peace.

[SirSly420]

@HonorableTheft Dude, get off the jolly green giants nuts  , he looks like a creep and a pedi, I call em how I see em , and if u don't like it too bad , there's many ways to grow your right but he does not need to look like a fuckin rapist doing it .... Tell me this would u let that green wierdo babysitt your kids ? Probably not ! So keep defending random rapist if that your style . Go subscribe to " gobiginternational " he's on a list by " meagans law" if that's what u like !

[HonorableTheft]

@SirSly420 You honestly sound like a kid my age, heavily using the word Rape, Pedophile, Fuck, I mean if there has been an event in your past that your uncomfortable about, talk to a doctor. Don't drown your sorrows through insulting people online. I found your comment, immature, unnecessary, and all rounded rude. You like birds, I like birds man. I am not about to hate someone over words, especially over the internet. Smoke a bowl, gather your thoughts, and see a specialist man. Peace.

[SirSly420]

@HonorableTheft Heres an idea for u , get a life ! Quit browsing comments looking for somebody like me who points out the obvious like " that dude looks creepy" or " this Rachel black bitch sucks at singing " your one of little whiny kids who defends these losers so go fuck yourself it has nothing to do with my past , it's the "now" right now I watched a video saw a creepy wierdo and just pointed it out. Your the loser who thinks it's a insult ... Why don't u let the uploaded defend himself !

[SirSly420]

@HonorableTheft So go fuck yourself and stop messaging me I don't have time for losers like u , go read some comments and start trolling somewhere else . I'm sure Rachel black or Fred need someone to moderate their lame ass channels . So kick rocks kid , go cry to your mommy , go kill yourself and stop wasting everyones time.

[HonorableTheft]

@SirSly420 Whatever you say man, there's no point for getting upset over the internet. If your mad at me, I am sorry. But I still believe this guy had some good points onto growing. I was in no way trying to call you out, and if you felt in anyway the need to insult me, then fine insult me. I do not wish to kick rocks, it wasn't my fault you replied. You wasted your own time friend. And this is my third time, compared to your fourth time replying. I tried being respectful to your ideas. Peace.

[SirSly420]

@HonorableTheft U moron I never said he can't grow I said he doesn't need to look so fuckin creepy and whisper like that . He ain't foolin the government by whispering and shit so once again fuck off and go get on someone elses nuts ! Btw I never even talked to u but your dumbass felt the need to comment on someones comment go upload a vid and quit trolling fag

[SurgeCess]

I'll stick with Pete's porchside regs. And, I also know where you life.

[NinetiesYouth]

@SurgeCess where does he live?

[suchabey]

why are you whispering, are you parents in the next room?

[arra009]

i know where u life greenguy

lol

[MMJ420Gardener]

this is a very basic guide to growing, this deff. helped me when i first startes i advise you watch this video and really learn it, there are many problems with this because he didnt explain enough in my opinion there is so muched he missed and im offering help to anyone that needs to know more, because when i started i still didnt know about what nutrients to get, pest control, lst, fim, suppercroping, soil or areoponic grows what kind of lights to use, so if u have any questions im here 2 help

[pinpoint45]

isnt it better to use white plastic? so that the light reflects and wont be absorbed?

[xXRiTaLiNx]

ahahahahah 2:32

[MysticRey2414]

Okay I think he IS going to sexually harrass those plants! AH OH NO! D: *says in winey voice* Poor marijuana D:

[TheTruthandfreedom]

ok theres smoking weed and this thing thats fucking green and maybe a little mad

[TheSKATEftw]

WHY THE FUCK  IS HE SO QUIET IN ALL OF HIS VIDEOS!

[imalwayswatchingu00]

@TheSKATEftw I know right, sound at 100, and I can barely hear him.

[GanjaTroop]

i love this shit man.. LCWW

[TheMerkzzz]

2:32  LOL

[StonerEyes420]

he talks to dammn fuckin low geeezzz!

[TheRealEvo]

the first 5 seconds gave me an orgasm :)

[MysticRey2414]

i think he is goig to sexually harass the video camera...

[MegaAnyomous]

I love how hes so quiet as hes talking near the bud lol.

[Fuzzypanda110]

This bitch is insane

[DickieM92]

R.I.P. Michael Jackson. Wish you were still around to show us how to make crack, coz this shit looks like it requires intelligency :'(

[johnfootball2187]

how long until this guy gets a law and order show made after him? rapist

[PinkFloydandWeed]

I have a question.. if i order seeds online in ohio will i get introuble?

[SirSly420]

I'm sorry but this dude is lame quit whispering and quit painting yourself green u idiot u think green paint can hide your identity your sadly mistaken... And go to the fucking dentist damn !

[xXRiTaLiNx]

2:26 ahahhahaha

[TheCollegeparties]

steve-o!!



[xDxSxCx]

This guys a fucking pimp vote up :)

[shaunarozonadona]

im so fuckin high right now...like? wtf

[FTMedge]

kids work come over too the netherlands then you should see how we grow weed ;-)

[R4Snowboarding]

guys hes green so he cant be identified. i hope you all remember this is illegal (:

[zekethafreakful]

hey somebody tell me where is a good an RELIABLE website to order a hydroponic system i dont want to pay 300-500 dollars just to get buttfucked an anybody that has grown before reply plz bout to start an i dont want to even have one bad harvest so lend a hand or just some advice

[letsplay14me]

nice calm voice :)

[noonezhere]

I love this guy.. i grew so much

[H0E0M0G14]

in my summer holiday, I'll have about 20 grams of ice hash... I'm saving up! ;)

[StonerVision180]

LOL im taking notes

[wweadx2]

If this guy's house went on fire I'd be the first one there....

[eachneverydaynosleep]

lol could not stop laughing at this vid the guy is fucking funny

[XxLilsupasayanxX]

I guess Weed is good for your muscles

[bacon2boy]

I heard if you jizz on your plant it gives it more nutrients...

[daveyc07]

character

[treeheezy]

You should also put a air bubbler in your reservoir so your chances of root rot go down also you don't have to change the water as regularly

[wakeandbakesam1]

he's fucking creepy!

[MrHellohel]

this fuy is a fucking genius.lol

[l3oondoxl3reak]

its a plant shove it in the ground and watch it grow

[Sieberliebangbang]

@l3oondoxl3reak its not just a plant man. SHiit, are you from another planet dude?

[l3oondoxl3reak]

@Sieberliebangbang its not THAT hard to grow is wht i mean



[Sieberliebangbang]

@l3oondoxl3reak If you want quality weed it takes more than just to shove it in the ground and watch it grow is what I ment.

[l3oondoxl3reak]

@Sieberliebangbang well yes and no because the THC is the natural defense the more "neglected" it is it may produce stronger buds. babying just makes higher yield i belive but im not 100% on that.

[32deej]

When I first started watching these videos, I had a straight I-am-going-to-learn face. But as the videos go on, a smile appeared. And it kept getting bigger, and bigger.

[tryanoman6]

Im with the FBI and i just wanted to say... can i get some of that shit man?

[DaniePwnzU]

u know? u can grow weed without hard work and all that lighting bullshit. all you need is a river, lots of shining sun, and it needs to be spring, summer, or fall. Then you plant the seed next to the river. the seed will absorb water and and grow. (BASICALLY THE SEED WILL GET WATER AND SON, AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WATCH IT GROW!)

[Avery752]

@DaniePwnzU what if there is flooding? then all your weed floats downstream :[

[halo4everful]

thanks dr. greenthumb ur tha shiit ;) cypress hill

[happyokie]

i got 5 outa 36 with cannibisseeds beware of that website..they wont make it right with ya..and pretty much all the rest will make it right or have a hell of alot better odds of being a good seed....

[FootballHauss]

I wonder why he is so calm LOL?

[olurkin1]

@FootballHauss probly cause he like fucking high lol

[VideoBoi007]

did he say he grew only a quarter pound of weed thts fk all help :SSS

[fauyd]

@VideoBoi007 four average sized plants indoors aren't going to yield much more than an ounce a piece, unless you're using a good ScrOG set-up or something.

[xXxdaguitarfreakxXx]

who needs weed, im already feeling stoned just watching this guy

[wakenbakewells]

@trendyasdabbers - that's a really good idea. 

[trendyasdabbers]

if you use panda wrap instead of black plastic, you can have reflective white, or double it on itself for your seperator wall to be reflective white on both sides thus not only creating a light proof barrier, but adding MORE light to both sides of your grow rooms. TRENDY!

[nainamor]

What kind of nutrients are you using. You have 3 big bottles can you please answer me?

[coronet67]

What if my mom finds it?

[wakenbakewells]

@coronet67 Yur probly fucked bro unless yur mom is down with her kids having a grow room

[OhNoNotMyPenis]

why the fuck is he green ?

[botletopbillandcorky]

I feel high just watching this..

[happydiskproductions]

omg.....im ripped, and that green dude is freaking me out

[OfficialDreTv]

this guy smokes a lb too much weed

[crazybonez5]

this proves weed is good 4 u... the incredible hulk use 2 smash shit and cause damage but now hes so dame relaxed with his gardening and shit i think im gonna go join him

[Bloodymob1]

@crazybonez5 haha thats sum funny shit bro haha

[tdaggert]

he sounds like hes gong to sexually harass those plants

[SlipAllCityToy]

@tdaggert

You sir, are awesome.