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  • wow thank god i didnt enlist

  • ok, this video is very informative, I learned a lot, thanks

  • omg ..got nothing else to say but it could have been better. nice job man. = )

  • Forrest Gump??

  • that R1derlin is just mad hes new to the military lol...he used to say he was an O-2 and now he uploads his FIRST qualifying round...I told him almost over a year ago to prove he was even military...he didnt know what OPSEC was and told me all his info..he also kept saying DoD this and that and waited until 3 MONTHS ago to post his first qual. session..dont listen to him @ all..he even "tried" to pull rank and say he was "tellin" his commander ppl were being mean on youtube LOL! r1derlin= fail

  • eew! 3rd id is gross. but this shit is funny.

  • this just shows how much more of badasses the marines are over any other military branch sorry bro i worked with the army in afghanistan, and you think were bullet sponges thats why yall go outside the wire and get lit the fuck up, fucking untrained pieces of shit, fuck the rangers, fuck all of your special forces, huaaaaa im a army special forces soldier im trained jst a well as a marine out of basic training/. yall are the only branch that salutes in a fucking combat zone

  • Is there really a reason to fight? I mean youre one the same side let it go.

  • so true...

  • @Lorentz101 lulz

  • @bryanny yeah as if you know what ur saying.

  • WTF CHEERIOS. i love cheerios

  • hahahah YES SERGENT

  • Third ID

    Hard as can be

    Pick up your Bradley and follow me!

    Even our bitches stand up to pee.

    Great to see Kelley Hill is still at it.

    1/15IN

    2/69AR

    '02-'06

    P.S. Screw Marines. Whimper Fi.  :P

  • hahahhahahaha i love it! hooah

  • LOLOL "Hey, fuck him!" THE PUSHUP!! "THE PUSHHHHUPPPP!" LOL

  • Hey this shyt was pretty funny, me and my squad was crackin up.

    From: your green cousins.

    Semper Crazy..........

  • LOL this is actually a good remix

  • 3rd ID should have figured!! let me guess 3/3rd kelly hill right?? oh god!! any time I hear that gd sledgehammer song I have horrible flash backs HAHA

  • fucking hilariousssss

  • lmao

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you guys

  • THE PUSHUP!!

  • effe marines, go army!

  • @himynameissudip eff stupid comments. Marine Corps

  • Good job, soldiers. But make sure the Co. 1SG Dosent see this or you could get in deep shit

  • lmao..so true, if you have never found random used condoms lying somewhere in the barracks its because you never lived in the barracks..

  • loooooool so silly.... buttslap from sweden

  • fix your fucking collar ahahaha

  • Nice push-ups, lol!

  • lmfao great job.

  • that shit, was funny.

  • To all you who think this is lame... Get a sence of humor, my whole artillery battery thought this was funny after seeing the Jersey dumb ass in the original... All of you who think he should keep his military bearing, get out of the millitary and get a real life! Lifers piss me the fawk off!

  • not now sarge im fucking tweaking... hahaha holy shit htis is great

  • lame...

  • lol...

    funny and you're cute.

    bahahaha

  • not as good as the original but it made me chuckle lol...and yes stewart blows heavy

  • Zeroooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Haha so funny.

  • fuck military. hardcore parkour

  • @Bobsmusic216 this kid likes dick

  • Some funny stuff here!

  • this was at ft stewart? that place sucks balls i hated it.

  • lmao

  • I'm a Marine... and usually right about now I'd be ripping you fags a new one about how gay you are... But this shit was actually pretty funny. Good Job. You're still gay though. Semper Fi!

  • hahah same here bro haha smeper fi

  • @Marine0811

    SEMPER FI!

  • @Marine0811 rah

  • exactly... tell that to the Rangers, Special Forces, and Delta...

  • @Marine0811

    Haha, immature POGs and civilians are usually the only ones making gay jokes. But, seeing as how 0811 is Field Artillery... POG! Just kidding, just kidding! Please don't MCMAP/PT me to death!

  • @Marine0811 i was 13b at ft sill and i always saw marines walking to see the doc.. just the one time iw as in there i saw like 5 marines.

  • @GarciaDK Ive been out of the Marines for about 6 years. After almost a decade of service, doesn't even fell like it, but to be honest I'm over all the service rivalry and animosity. I can look at us as one unified front of service members who willingly guard our nation. I'm not denying that we have a few sick bay Commando's in the Marines, every service has them. I will say this though, I got into a fight at Ft Sill back in 96' when I was there and I was ordered to go see the doc. maybe them to

  • @Marine0811 lol get real dude your not a marine if your talking shit on us, you come to our schools, you come to our bases... Force Recon trains with Rangers, Marines cant even touch Special Forces or Delta.... fail

  • @R1derlin Just goes to show that your a barracks rat brainwashed by your fagget ass roomate who's probably stuffing his meat bag in your mouth right now telling you the army is the best. And the Marine Corps "is" a Special Force retard. There are no special forces within it. A Marine Vet doesnt have to go to army Basic if they ever wanted to be gay and join the army, but you have to go to our Boot Camp to see if you can cut it as a Marine. Even the DoD knows Marines are better trained. GO ARMY!

  • @Marine0811 you say the dod says the marines are better accutally thats dead wrong, they even came out and said the reason why the marines dont wear the American Flag on there uniforms are because they commit more war crimes and just make asses of themselves more often then any branch in the military, oh yeah such badasses. thats why you go in first bro bullet sponges

  • @R1derlin sry there Retarderlin, the Marines stopped wearing patches decades ago in order to set aside unit rivalry and individualism. Not like your "Army of One" crap. And I hate to bag on the Army because of 1 retarded Youtuber (that's you dumbass) but you just keep spitting shit out of your mouth. I was actually complementing the video and your insecure ass gets all fiesty. Go put on some more vagisile and take a midol just get the sand out of your clit. Or maybe u have little man syndrome?

  • @Marine0811 nope out of the DoD's words themselves by the warcrimes the marine corp has commited over the years, the fact is and this is out of one of YOUR Marine Corp Generals mouths, the army can win a war without the marines but the marines cannot win a war without the army... that was a Major General in the Marine Corp... sorry broski

  • @R1derlin Last thing I gotta say then I'm out. Lets not get on War Crimes. Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq-2004; accounts of physical, psychological, and sexual abuse, including torture, rape, sodomy, and homicide of prisoners were committed by personnel of the United States Army. The DoD removed seventeen soldiers and officers from duty, and eleven soldiers were charged with dereliction of duty, maltreatment, aggravated assault and battery. Don't tell me your shit don't stink. As u said... FAIL

  • @Marine0811 just what the guy below me said, and here we go with stats since you wanna pull them jarhead puke,81% of all accounted warcrimes are commited by Marines, 83% of Rapes Man to Woman are commited by Marines, 53% rape Man to Man commited by Marines, thats why you dont wear the flag on your uniform... why send a Bugatti into a Destruction Derby with Pintos (marines)

  • @R1derlin

    The Marine Corps goes in first because the Army can't do shit.

  • @R1derlin hey motherfucker, I'd shut the fuck up if I were you. We are the fucking 911 of fucking America. We are a lot HIGHLY more trained than you, more is expected of us, and the FUCKING PRESIDENT always calls on us first because we are the BEST at pulling a FUCKING TRIGGER AND ELIMINATING WHAT WE AIM FOR!!!! You went into the army because of more money and because it was easier! YOU ARE A FUCKING PUSSY AND A COWARD. No wonder you guys have longer deployments, its all cause you DONT DO SHIT!

  • @dressagegirl04 you mad bro? haha again the army doesnt need to prove anything Special forces, rangers, delta force im sure they do shit right? haha your a joke go cry in your corner jarhead

  • @dressagegirl04 dude this guy goes ALL over youtube talking about how he is the shit in the miliraty lol..apparently he is an O-2 and has tried to pull rank on other pages..this kid JUST joined the military and is most likely a boot licker...I am a SSGT in the USAF and I made TSGT while this kid was still uploading vids of his skateboarding sessions with teenagers lol...and as far as his Bugatti to pintos comment, this kid loves turbo Grand Am grocery getters lol

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  • @Marine0811 I'm hoping to enlist in the Marines in a few months. but i digress, the Marines do have Special forces, they have Force Recon, MARSOC, and a few other recon units i believe. I hope that clears some stuff up. I'm hoping i have what it takes to become a Marine

  • @livesforcycling45454 ... "Marines do have Special forces, they have Force Recon, MARSOC, and a few other recon units i believe. I hope that clears some stuff up..." You "believe"... without factually knowing? It doesn't clear anything up. And you hope to join the Marines while correcting former Marines? I salute your patriotism for wanting to join and your courage for choosing the Marines, but your off to a bad start. Semper Fi!

    SSgt.

    USMC

    Echo 2/10

    MCSFCoEUR

    India 3/11

    96-05

    OIF I & II

  • @Marine0811 I was just unsure how many recon units they have. My uncle was in Force recon, so I do know that they have them. And Im not correcting anyone, im just giving what I know. Im grateful for your service, but Im not trying to insult anyone

  • @R1derlin Marines can touch Army Rangers special forces etc. But the fact he has no videos about the corps nothing talking about it and his uploads are about World of Warcraft I also have a hard time believing him. Oorah.

  • @Marine0811 You need to watch the Marine edition one. Blows this gay ass army shit out of the water. No props to the Army. Seriously.

  • @Marine0811 He was just making a joke man, don't be offended, he wasn't being serious.

  • @Marine0811 Eraaaa!

  • whats the song in the beginning and ending???

  • i wear my sunglass at night

    BY: corey hart

  • haha you guys are funny bless ya, you need too enjoy your selves expecially after such a stressful job you have, much respect, stay safe xXx

  • you need to learn how to spell, and the proper use of grammer and watch your mouth with all that junk your talking someone higher ranking might see it.. like me

  • your obviously a private. theres no regs on drinking in uniform, hence millitary balls when you drink the grogg in class a's, but since your a private you obviously dont know that. and dont try to say your a sergeant cuz ur not and it would be a shame if you got caught impersinating an nco now wouldnt it?

  • This is so damn funny!!!

  • wow

  • pfff he is just a fckng moron...+american tard!!!

  • @WoOerGR say that in my face you greek piece of shit. fucking armchair warriors.. talkin shit from their shithole homes in their shithole countries.

  • get off and american run website if you want to talk shit on americans.

    all your doing is polluting our american servers with your foreign trash

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  • I'd hate for him to get too drunk off of the air in that [obviously] empty bottle.

  • this is the funniest shiz i have seen in a long time.

    kudos, gentlemen!

  • man this is the reason the army catches shit from other branches you got to maintain your mil bearing wat the hell is wrong with you your lucky some higher rank dont see this shit.Can you say Article 15??

  • i am an E-8 and there is nothing wrong with this video whatsoever.

    just joe's having fun, the job is stressful the living conditions suck, so, ar15 negative

  • good shit actually made me bust up!

  • how does that patch not mean shit?

  • fuck them FT.Stewart barracks, i was there for 3 years! they are full or roaches hahahahaa, and they jump at you.

  • OMG, I miss Matt so much. lol He is awesome. Hey Dylan, how is Iraq treating you this time? Good luck be safe..

  • LMFAO, THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS BROTHER. just re-enlisted for hunter.

  • Hey Matty........Waterman hooked me up w/this link. All I can say is ur friggin retarded......BAD ASS xo Jo xo

  • lmao that was funny

  • that was just horrible

  • fucking loser

  • hahahahaha

    not bad.

  • HAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • That was some serious funny shit haha.....THE PUSHUP SGT. Greatly enjoyed that.

  • Did you miss the third ID combat patch?? Remember we are all on the same side there ace, and for the record, no matter how street you think you are, remember, your in the Army.

    MPs Lead the Way Hooah!

  • MPs lead the way? are you joking????

  • lol you guys lead the way with the most retards, congrats on having the job with the lowest required asvab and gt score.

  • You know why in the Army cause you look gay !!! Semper Fi !!!

  • haha ooh rah hes making fun of the corps here

  • wow this is a terrible version of my new haircut.

  • Maybe you would look at his patch and see it's 3rd ID before calling him a POG... he might not be a bravo, but there's a decent chance.

    Either way fuck yourself verduzcoraul

  • lmfao

  • Man that was fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't mean to be creepy, but you live on kedenburg rd, don't u. I used to live around there

  • CRAZY XD omg^^

  • whats the song at the very begining at the video?

  • hot if you ask me :P

  • You guys are funny

  • You guyz are frickin' AWESOME!!!

  • You guys are hella crazy! To much time on your hands!

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