I R AN IDIOT!

[HellGirl3421]

PHIIIIL i am trying to go to sleep and YOU r not HEEEEELLLLPPPIIINNNGGGGG

[robbertou]

anyone else finds this annoying?

[MrLoui318]

@robbertou nope just you!

[Seanfarrely]

anyone think that scawny guy at the end looks like hutch?

[rossco2700]

Atlanta thrashers

[Tibbex]

Get a life



[firenzenera]

fantastic

[samuel99782]

his voice is just annoying alone! bla bla bla! i dont care what you have to say poo bag

[thetigergoesroar]

@samuel99782 faggot

[TheAnnafisher]

stay real keep shining!

[zwap12]

oldschool youtube FTW

[Crazymofoinamajikbox]

The scrawny dude looks exactly like Shaggy

[harp1212981]

nice jersey... that team is now the WINNIPEG JETS!

[dougisbest1]

i think u shouldnt smoke in a house with a child full stop. they shouldn have to suffer cause u made a bad desicion

[errfury]

un-penetrated  lol

[Paperbagman555]

Good ol' retro Philly.

[SuperThcman]

ATLANTA ATLANTA ATLANTA!!! .....eeh..no but New York Rangers!!!!!! :D

[SuperLette13]

"Why won't you even look at me ? Are you that upset with me ?" D: Lol . <3

[wideshady]

wow phil you look more tired usual

[patch608]

yhu have some big ass eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[evian1230]

but... you wallet is generally in your back pocket.. near your ass.. anyone see what im getting at?

[projenna]

Classic.

[leotheloser]

i never knew dane cook has a son

[teknotoast]

Maybe you should try penetration. You might like it.

[Bullettear666]

im a smoker and think its good since u souldnt smoke near ur kids and if ur a good parent who doesnt need the goverment to mingle in ur afairs u dont, but some do and those need some1 to tell em not to in a harsher way

[Ebvardh]

I enjoy this priest had integrity and a rather stable mind.

I mean, he recognize he is a sexual being and that was in conflict with him properly attending his chastity bow (Something which I do not agree with, by the way) so he quit.

He quit.

Man, the Vatican should really instruct these guys to just quit if they can't do their jobs properly.

[inoblondi]

Go to any video on YouTube, pause it at 0:00, hold the left arrow then, press the up arrow, and enjoy playing snake. :D

[myassin2009]

I HATE THESE ADVERTISEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oskarkarrera]

I wonder if Phil will ever post how many girls he banged cuase of youtube.

[FXSQ]

Pope Benedict is an anagram of "epic bent pedo" look at the letters.

[Intothemoooon]

@FXSQ

OMFG!

..........are you a nerdfighter?

[RyBol10]

@FXSQ lol wow you have too much time on your hands , you must be the 40 year old virgin

[FXSQ]

@RyBol10 So in your mind because someones mind can peace together letters into words that makes them middle aged and a virgin. wow, you must be a pre school dropout.

[ryboulton1]

@FXSQ No because for someone who thinks re arranging a couple of letters around into some name or sentence that doesn't make any sense is the more lame person I even heard of and is deffs a virg

[FXSQ]

@ryboulton1 Do you know what, i dont care what you think. Your just some spotty kid who sits at his computer all day now piss off. I wont bother commenting again so just say whatever the hell you want to.

[Adorkable21]

@ryboulton1 Please stop abusing the language that I love so much. Thank you.

[boosomentity]

@FXSQ holy smoke

[wiirocksgh]

Oh fuck the thrashers. Lets go caps

[Bloodyidit]

what i wanna know is: how the hell are they gonna enforce that law?

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

I R AN IDIOT!

i thought it meant "iran idiot".

[feeltherhythmofmusic]

its their house isn't it??? so why are they being what to do i mean like is the government gonna put cameras in the homes and watch them or somthing!?!?!? i think its their home and the governmeant cant tell them what they can and cannot do in their own homes... end of story.

[megamim972]

Hey, Phil! You are awesome, man. Your lips are so supple :] haha you are very intelligent and hysterical.

peace to you!

check out my contortion and belly dancing video if you like;}

[littlefoxbark]

loll lovee it dude!

[99emobunnies]

i have the same spiderman poster :P

[IndiePoppedhearts]

Too far, just don't give children to people that smoke in their houses. If their your natural kids however, not the governments business. 

[Axion3812]

"You need flown in a plane, give as many paper cuts as possible, thrown out of said plane need to land ass first on a post of a field goal post while the jets lose in overtime for a 57yard field goal and then Brett Favre would punch you in the face as he cried wishing he had better receivers to throw to." lol

[MartyDawg77]

@Axion3812 This needs to be put on a T shirt

[armin3442]

ppl shouldnt smoke at all

[neferiusnexus]

Rule no.1 on the Force: Always avoid making eye-contact with the Animals (sieg-heil)

[KRW33]

Maybe you should just drive better? I've never been pulled over and I've been driving for almost 10 years.

[fuzzygreenplants]

WEIRD FINGERS :15

[turodahel]

Jail is a joke, its prison that you should worry about.

[thenominator100]

fuk the government

[CONSTRINGACY]

They dont look at you for the same reason you dont look at a hooker when your fucking her!

[chris2crazzy]

this guy needs a life.. he must be shuch a loner aka loser..my head hurts shut up!!!! you talk to fast this guys a.d.ddd out gezzzzz....

[123Peat1]

@chris2crazzy

are you on crack?

[WHEELZ0484]

@chris2crazzy he gets paid for it you fucking douche

[AkwardMomentsXD37]

@chris2crazzy He has a life. He has a beautiful woman by his side and he gets paid to make videos that you hate so much.

[TastyNade]

thrashers.... seriously?

[5959512]

I just put a bag of dogshit in her microwave, set it for 10 min. and left.

[daltyboi]

Don't worry you can still molest the kids. Lmaoo

[elemet2143]

she is like humping shaggy

[perikirest]

wtf so here it is 5:30 am and i cant sleep and for the lameness browsing ur old shows and sadly i got pulled over 4 hours ago by an oregonian sheriff for old registration....suspended license....and sub insurance for damn seat belt! well at least i had insurance so my tickets only scratched 800$ and impound bound i will be =(

[TheOrangeGuy13]

You need to be flown in a plane, given as many paper cuts as possible, thrown out of said plane, land ass first on a field goal post while the jets lose in overtime for a 57yd. field goal and then Brett Favre would punch you in the face as he cried wishing he had better receivers to throw to. Haha Epic =D

[Xx907xX]

helzs yea thay should be able to smoke in their own home

atleast outside or like a balkany XD

[budgiegirl6]

No. It's not fair smoking around children in any situation whether their yours or not.

[coyote7272]

One of the funniest shows ever!!

No, smoking should be illegal completely, doesn't do anyone any good in the first place, idiots.

lol will you marry me? Yes!! Yes!!! (OH FUCK...)

[tulae101]

either he's got tiny index fingers or huge middle ones.. just me? ok..

[text2you]

YOUR HOUSE! It is the GOVERNMENT that is PAYING for the keep of those FOSTER CHILDREN. Don't sign up, or make it clear that U intend to...

SMOKER TALKING!

[isackfj]

at first i thought this was "iran idiot"

[lesterdiamond5]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!HA­HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! lol your so fuckin funny Phil. I promise you man if scratch my balls, I'll scratch your Clit

[MYCUNTYOURMOUTH]

You are lucky man. I have spent lots of time in jail for the smallest things. Then when I get out I still have a fee. It sucks :(

[TheMightyBravo]

funny!!! :D

[Volleyball44able]

funniest thing evaaaaaa!!!

[skatafario]

CAPTAIN SPOK¡¡¡

XD

[Carobug5]

That guy for the teleprompter was a huge douche!! >:O

[TheAgecheck]

I lol'd so fucking hard just reading Abonawas's comment. You are so win good sir.

[miltonsava]

unpenetrated  hehehehe..

[ChimeraProd]

This guy watches way to much Tosh.O

Wannabe?

[randomname092708]

wannabe? lol this guy was here before tosh.o....

[method3134]

yeah he was here first

[ChimeraProd]

@method3134

ok well find me the guy who both of them got their personalities from cuz its annoying

[Hotbathtub]

@ChimeraProd Tosh.O is the less funny but more successful Ray william johnson

[crankycactus]

that is funny! i am watching them simultaniously, and find your analogy to hold absolutely true!! cheers...

[colekrieger69]

Its there house my god your government is crazy son

[ellerikke]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! that nr 2 was the best ever!!! =D

[DizzyDior12]

Lol, "are you THAT upset with me?!?!"

[DamianoANDAlex]

Phil do you like Hockey?

I see you're wearing an Atlanta Thrashers jersey

[piercedsquid]

Shaggy's getting married? That's wonderful, as long as she doesn't make him send Scooby to the shelter

[HearPaulRoar]

Ummm... Has anyone pointed out you said unpenetrated. Like, UNdo. Pressing ctrl + z after you get back from jail doesn't make your backside a virgin again.

I think I made my point.

[cienade]

Fuck yeah they should be allowed to smoke in their house. Maybe the bedroom, or basement, obviously not in front of the child, but the house is thy own domain.

Oh and Liberals Suck.

[Prancerella]

When I saw the thumbnail for this video, I swear I thought he looked like he was wearing a Spock costume.

[jurassicOHKOeh]

whoa whoa whoa, you hate the Red Sox...not cool >:O

[hidemysocks]

teleprompter xD

[ShutUpNtellMe]

4:19

That chick looks like Shawn Dawson....

[RmppProductions]

@ShutUpNtellMe Dude she does

[FTSLEADINC]

YEAH NICE JERSEY

[Greyboy1117]

That last part was fuckin hilarious

[fenwayd16]

sorry man but the thrashers suck

[WarThug13]

HOW JEWISH CAN YOU EVEN BE.

[qb7hb28]

go thrashers

[McNurl]

@EdIsSuperman i dont like your mom

[EdIsSuperman]

i was simply stating that i don't like obama, because even though he promised change, he hasn't done one good thing for america,

and you don't even know who my mum is, she could be your mum, i could be adopted, you insulted your mum.

ha,

[AznWWEWatcher]

@EdIsSuperman i don't like your mom.SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE.

[EdIsSuperman]

@AznWWEWatcher shut your asshole before your mum penetrates you again with her foot.

tosser

[AznWWEWatcher]

@EdIsSuperman Piss off.

[lippertmax]

haha 7 negatives and they marked you as spam. wow people are ridiulous. i dont like obama either. evryone talks about bush being dumb but really obama is just as bad

[zeppelinrules76]

wow, shows how ignorant people are now. a perfectly fine comment showing your opinion without offending anyone, and you got 7 thumbs down.

[kristennnlovesyou]

why dont you like sarah palin

[brad11sens]

love the atlanta jersey

[AdamSamuraiX]

A question to answer your question: why would congress put a ban on weed when is just as bad as cigarettes if not less than, and would only let us buy one type of cigarettes, instead of a variety of them? Answer: the government wants to control what they do not have; including now: they are saying CO2 is harmful. So, we should all start practicing holding our breath so we won't get taxed for breathing to much. Fucking Idiots

[laelius3]

Your a bad person Phil, don't break the law.

[BennyJolie]

wow you look like the thin version of Matt Parkman of Heroes lolz

[Flash25Gordon]

" Thooos are words to live by" HAHAHAH ^^

[fudge667]

"will u marry me"...."HHHAAAA YES O YES YES YES"....."O FUCK" HAHAHAAHAH

[relapse217]

fukin ahole

[xKILLZONAx]

whos an a hole

[stoneybologni89]

I will shoot anyone who tells me what to do in my home unless your cooking meth I will go to your house tell you not to do it and if you say no. I'll shoot you inside your house or never mind I'll shoot you outside I don't want to inhale the fumes

[HighLevelPlayer]

LOL, too bad for that guy at 5:40. And that teleprompter thing was too funny.

[Matchett064]

"...well person who points out really rude things"

[CyberGuy666]

Deliver a fucking monologue

HAHAHAHAHA

[Numbuh7]

Bullshet. My foster parents smoked in the house. Hell some of the foster kids smoked in the house.

[EarlyBirdie82]

@Numbuh7 That's terrible...

[meghangirskis]

the scranny dude looked like shaggy from scooby-doo

[FF4l1e]

@meghangirskis dont u mean scrawny

[kristinajonas]

@meghangirskis omg he doess!! XP

[merlock101]

@kristinajonas Ha, I'm flattered.

[andrewww91]

thrasherrssss!

[xhellabentx]

sorry but you look more like a Brian

Brian VanMiddendorphinheimerbelabing­bang

[cresentblaze02]

0:45-0:48 lol

[vietmaste12]

my bf is using the teleprompter to break up with me xD

[fauxshizzy]

The preview of this video made me think you were dressed as that dude from star trek

[FraserAidan]

foster parents don't molest their kids.

maybe in America but not in canada

[broohahavock]

buuuut...we're not all from Canada.

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

Teleprompter break up- harsh. I don't think I'll ever get the chance to use that one D=

[TheAirsoftNewb]

that guy at 5:30 looks like shaggy. or in other words. a pothead

[toshibaaah]

sorri but i'd rather get a hit in the asshole than a hit in my wallet. it's more fun!

[D3w10n]

Will you marry me?

OH YESSSSSSS!

*O fuck" :))))))

[numptyfoo]

ahahah i like how mean that guy breaking up with his girlfriend through the telecompter was XD

[Canahedo]

OMG that was awesome!

[Shopaholic4395]

well parents who arent foster parents can smoke in there house =/

[v3n3z0lan0]

take that thrashers jersey off! your a shame to GA

[drizzlekidd]

lol!

'my boyfriend is using the telecompter to break up with me"

LOL

[ApelAndy]

ahaha a hit in my ass hole

[marcusjhung]

unpenetrated = good

[MrChingchongdingdong]

its common sense that u shouldnt but the government shouldnt being making laws forbidding it

[huskie767]

why is obama being disrepected by so many people?

[nightshade243]

they look down the street cuzz there taught to do that...have you seen those vids where they get hit!

[bassist9693]

yea ya are

[xomeg28xx]

you dont like the redsox?! /highfive <3

[Yelluhjelluh]

you dont like the Red Sox?!!??!

oh well...

[reaperdeth56]

american goverment can suck chinas dick, then take it up the ass from north korea -_-

[Hellothere12]

my mom's allowed to smoke in my house, i hate it, but why should she be allowed, but not foster parents?

[Ardereavis]

I don't think anyone should smoke in the house with any type of custody of children. And considering foster parents are basically long term sitting the children, i think the government is completely within bounds to put that law into place. How interested are you really in our opinions of your qotd? And that's not a sassy challenge, just wondering how curious you really are, or if you're simply stimulating our minds lol...

[emmarules1]

my parents have smoked my whole life and im fin

but i still can't stand the smell

[genshitenson]

You know, the last time I was pulled over, the cop really was not looking at me because he called me "Sir" the ENTIRE time, even after looking at my ID, reading my gender as FEMALE...idiots...

[jj237]

lmfao u can still molest them

[AndrewDeLong]

Words to live by indeed!

[soldau149]

smoking should be illegal around any kids in a house i think

[kazooga1234]

if u cant smoke in your house with adobted children u shouldnt be able to smoke in your house with birth children and i dont think there should be a double standered

ha bisky and da kine upload

[macadam96]

Will you marry me?

..Yes Yes!

Oh Fuck

ha ha ha

[rocklee770]

hope you have a good monday as well philip defranco!

[DrunkenPandaGuy]

lol at the end twas shaggy from scooby doo

[PhilDeFrancoFTW]

XDDDDDDDD The way that guy waves at the telly-prompter thing XD Piss funni

[HAHANATION]

holy shit that guy without a shirt was on my football team

[japanman989]

ur cousin amber? wat her last name i might no her

[noname5555565]

rofl, yes, because her name is amber you might know her, it's not like there are any other ones out there right?

[japanman989]

i no right!!!! ^_^

[GoodAngel445]

I have background music because my mom is singing some wierd song from when she younge from the 1800s

[Skullit2theMax]

His " S's" ( Whispering )

R Fuckin Loud!!

lol hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

( i'm Using Head Phones )

[Mrgoose87]

damn his name happened to be andrew thats my name :(

[caffiend81]

I know this is horribly old but I am catching up on old stuff.

I believe foster kids are still wards of the state, essentially making foster parents government employees (I believe they even get paid). So having foster parents not smoke around the children seems reasonable. If the children were adopted instead, then the state would have no business telling them not to smoke in their homes.

[FlamboyantJRocker92]

what happens if the kid also smokes o.O

i don't mean to be nasty but kids that havn't had much family love would turn out to become more broken e.g. Drinking, Smoking, drugs and more

[animeparafallout]

I'm against smoking, but i think they should be allowed to smoke in there own home if they want to. Sure, they shouldn't soke right next to the kid, but i think they could smoke on the other floor or in a different room.