Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents though I was watching porn. 31o views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise Now you only have to read one comment
XD the american was like GERMAN BY THE TELEPHONE PLOE!!!! TELE.... AH!!! *hits the ship and it explodes ans sinks* *geram soldier's face is like :3* then dod source german victory theme plays :3
Borealis destroyed, this video explain why HL2:EP3 was cancelled, lol
LycanFPSC 2 weeks ago 3
So, thats episode 3...
fafefla 2 weeks ago
2 people got hit by a telephone pole :/
warriorwithing 2 weeks ago
AMERIKANER BEI DEM TELEFONMAST!
gurkenhamster 2 weeks ago
TELEFONMA-
*gets hit by a telephone pole*
ZZSFAN 2 weeks ago
40000 views
nielsisback 3 weeks ago
Meanwhile, in US..
HansWurst24798 1 month ago
(]:3
pppie123 1 month ago
So thats how the borealis dissapeared from its dry dock. and ended up in the arctic
GTR141Foxer 1 month ago
And that boys and girls... Is what really happened to Borealis.
trainmaster555 1 month ago 6
Goodbye Aperture Science... Wait...
linemeks 1 month ago
LOL Borealis.
Nastor1996 2 months ago
why a telefonmast/telephone pole is so importnant?
nackersmacker 2 months ago
@nackersmacker THE GERMAN IS BY IT
lol4dead 2 months ago
Meanwhile in America
Ethenumber 2 months ago
So thats how the Borealis got stuck...
1: This video
2: This map freezing into ice
3: Aperture Science fucked up everything
ChocolateMooch 2 months ago
telefonmast
MrMichaelDogson 3 months ago
*Goes to New York*
PEDESTRIAN BY THE TELEPHONE POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smacks into Empire State building and blows it up*
xPo1S0nXs0DaX 3 months ago
@xPo1S0nXs0DaX aka 9/11
ChaosSolider1 3 months ago
NAZI QB!!!
stalkerore 3 months ago
So THATS why Episode three is delayed :O
dellefranz 3 months ago
and that ladies and gentlemen is how the Borealis was really lost.
trainmaster555 3 months ago
I see Episode 3 is coming along nicely.
Scarfy397 4 months ago
there goes the story for episode 3 :(
ODSTpilot9000 4 months ago
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bpeterdude316 4 months ago 77
@bpeterdude316
There's no swastika on his helmet.
TheAtombomb1995 1 week ago
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bpeterdude316 6 days ago
@bpeterdude316
I think I got the point, it's just that I think too logically even if it's about something that is anything but serious.
TheAtombomb1995 6 days ago
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bpeterdude316 4 months ago
How does a guys body sink a ship?
xPo1S0nXs0DaX 4 months ago
@xPo1S0nXs0DaX ...this is JETTAN we're talking about...
DWNmetalman777 4 months ago
@xPo1S0nXs0DaX with use of the telefonmast's power, its really easy.
tellyman6688500 4 months ago
The true end of the Borealis
TheNobleScout 4 months ago
Deutsch von einem Telefonmast!
carusofilming 4 months ago
world war episode 3
Warioware117 5 months ago
:3
bleefinson 5 months ago
卐TELEPHONE POLE卐
Ziekvanalles 5 months ago
lol borials
cobalionisawesome 5 months ago
Did I see an aperture science BAWX on the Borealis?
Soulcastthewolf 6 months ago
0:12 Nazi's boi faic
FthFpsGamer97 6 months ago
@FthFpsGamer97 Actually thats a kitteh faic.
DrRicktofen 5 months ago
Telefonmast is funnier
Warkera 6 months ago
@Warkera I don't think so. The face at the end of this one is funnier.
JeremyRichardsonFTW 6 months ago
america phail :)
thebigdestroyer111 6 months ago
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Thescarwing 6 months ago
Flying Telephone pole
heepox 6 months ago
if i don't have to eat, drink, shit,sleep, work, or anything else.
i would watch thisfor evah
SayByeAndGetHome 7 months ago
German QB!!!
stalkerore 7 months ago
TELEPHON MAST!
mighty102 7 months ago
Telephone hole!
TheFarcasPaul 7 months ago
owo
Tertyu48 7 months ago
:3
MrKristaly 7 months ago
8<3
PivotDude90thCentury 7 months ago
Oh god this video is HL2:EP3
SirTannen 7 months ago
OHHHHHHH! MY english tea bags!
xDARxDarkLordx 8 months ago
And a fad was born.
Meety2000 8 months ago
Only in america.
nataliethedragoness 8 months ago
So THATS how the Borealis was lost at sea!
supersonicbros23 8 months ago
What.... The bloody hell... was that...
DarkvindFromIllier 8 months ago
when i saw aperture i was like: NO!!!!!!! APERTURE!!!!!!
Hunterlone1337 8 months ago
(O)__(O)
MOCmaker29 8 months ago
i wish whenever someone said "german by the telepone pole"
they wud say it like THIS
roxasfruit 8 months ago
Now i finelly know why half life 3 will be created becuse the ship get destroyed :( anyway Nice made
molesen1997 8 months ago
Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents though I was watching porn. 31o views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise Now you only have to read one comment
6112jimmy 8 months ago
lol did anyone notice the Apature Science Container on the ship?
l4d2h 9 months ago
(|:3
RadioaktivPappeske 9 months ago 36
@RadioaktivPappeske AMERIKANEN AM TELEFONMAST
boredninja12 3 days ago
Not The Borealis!
MrLinusJoshua 9 months ago
2 People were killed by the telephone pole
mromgwut 9 months ago
TELEFONENMAST!
mbta1000 9 months ago
so thats how the borealis disappeared...
Frosty301289 9 months ago
Epicface.jpg
omgwtf11one 9 months ago
Dude was that the borealis?
hous56 9 months ago
So that´s the secret behind the Borealis. It explodes whenever it comes in contact with Americans.
RonaldLandor 10 months ago
@0BlueAura0 Fail.
GoldPie11 10 months ago
So this is why Half-Life 2 Ep. 3 was delayed.
hapyjoy82 10 months ago
lol Borealis
ArmageddonINclouds 10 months ago
Oh great! Now Episode 3 will take longer to come out, and America lost the day! D=<
YourNeighborhoodPyro 10 months ago
german was victory that day....
murdoc0niccals666 10 months ago
is this call of duty 2 mod for Gmod?
DgkYogi 10 months ago
@DgkYogi the models are from day of defeat
BronzeTurd 10 months ago
THE BOREALIS
whonow09 10 months ago
TELEFONMAST
quasarvega 10 months ago
0:05 = The ending to Half-life 2: Episode 3
MrOrangeReal 10 months ago
What the fuck just happened? xD
DefectiveFal 10 months ago
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brumbrine 10 months ago 150
@brumbrine how do you do that!!!!!! tell me D:
ErikFortress 8 months ago
@ErikFortress magic :D
brumbrine 8 months ago
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@brumbrine serious tell me oh wait i CAN DO IT! ◕ ‿‿ ◕ SUCCES!
ErikFortress 8 months ago
U mad?
dave564oida 11 months ago
@garrettvader1 The Borealis is an Aperture Science vessel.
BagelBoi53 11 months ago
this is why episode 3 is delayed :P
Metrocop78 11 months ago
You destroyed the borealis and thus destroyed EP3.
Stinkie11 11 months ago
lol borealis at 1941 :D
Gmod2012lo1 1 year ago
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pppie123 1 year ago
(ļ:3
Atlacatonatl 1 year ago
0:11 and onward is the best
roxasfruit 1 year ago
Better than sex.
mattsgp 1 year ago
<:3
Kikiapina 1 year ago
(|:3
flameomega1 1 year ago
for some reason i always pick the germans if i can when i play games.
Avakadoman1995 1 year ago 5
AMERKA PHAIL
iuo4z5b734h8579 1 year ago 3
:3 CAT FACE
Turismoracer 1 year ago
Lawlz....?
TheRobloxRuler 1 year ago
Meow winnnz 0:11
JJ72X72 1 year ago
damnit =(
poor Borealis
thas why episode 3 is not coming =(
NamIkaAzzee 1 year ago
XD the american was like GERMAN BY THE TELEPHONE PLOE!!!! TELE.... AH!!! *hits the ship and it explodes ans sinks* *geram soldier's face is like :3* then dod source german victory theme plays :3
NaziZombiefan82 1 year ago
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xXDrAw3som3Xx 1 year ago 2
Hey, looks like Half Life 2 Episode 3...
(puts on sunglasses)
...is in deep water.
YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!
Vincon12 1 year ago
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Vincon12 1 year ago
@iamamenlala I didn't know that either :O
omgguy1234567891 1 year ago
TELEFONMAST is better because it is not american.
gladoxia 1 year ago
konatas dad was german? O.o
iamamenlala 1 year ago
and thats how the titanic really sank
theMilkproduct 1 year ago
:3
trepxtrechi 1 year ago
And that's why Half Life 2 Episode 3 is never coming out.
Because the Nazis sunk the Borealis.
foxskywalker64 1 year ago 168
@foxskywalker64 waidago jettan (jk)
meerkater 1 year ago
@foxskywalker64 Umm... You mean the Telephonemast?
Feedi112 8 months ago
@foxskywalker64 IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
falloutfan91 7 months ago
what is the music at the end?
YuriKaslov 1 year ago
0:11 omg!lolcat face
TheFarcasPaul 1 year ago
I just found a new meme to love!
AND IT ISNT EVEN USED OFTEN!!
CombineHgrunt 1 year ago
So that's what happened to the Borealis.
Requiem1160 1 year ago
(|3
migueeeelet 1 year ago
DAMN! so thats how it delayed ep3 ^^
newtwoable 1 year ago
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Stickheadz32 1 year ago
ep3 sunk rite there.
rysnyper50002 1 year ago
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American: GERMAN BY THe TELEPHONE POLE!!!!!!
American: TELE- *pain*
*BOOM*
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shootforlife21 1 year ago
thats why you never let a german get near a telephone pole
it202020 1 year ago
Telefonmast in English.
TheMantisTycoon 1 year ago
there goes borealis
Narsog 1 year ago
TELEFONMAST!
Nazgul100 1 year ago
Is that Brooklyn form CoD 2?
Or that kelly guy?
RobloxSodaTeam 1 year ago
Thank God for this video, and thank God for you, Jettan.
squallinator 1 year ago
After the Borealis sunk... it floated to the ice cap and stayed there 4ever
number1Gmodfan 1 year ago
FOR GERMANS IT'S CALLED TELEFONMAST
Centaurian0190 1 year ago
TELEFONMAST!
LittleChicken117 1 year ago
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pamyj1 1 year ago
Epic win faec
TheShambler34 1 year ago
:3.
LightRP 1 year ago
:3 Indeed!
TheNarukill 1 year ago
wtf his smile is moveing?!
gamestop251 1 year ago
The mouth...OH GOD THE MOUTH!
MrDaDukee 1 year ago
I hope that telephone pole will bunr to sinder or THE HL2:E3 WILL DIE!
DrSniperLT 1 year ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite :3 face in wartime Europe.
Beriorn 1 year ago 2
Oh fuck, the song at the end... It's not in the description.;
I must ask in the comments what it is.
fiesta471 1 year ago
TIME PARADOX!
DrSniperLT 1 year ago
YOU SUNK THE BOREALIS O.O O.O
gPaHaTaTa 1 year ago
this is the german's revenge.
Hpypodae 1 year ago
There goes the borealis
no ep3 for u
Explosivz88 1 year ago
so THATS what happend to the Borealis.
LuisReefTank 1 year ago
MORE TELEPHONE POLE
TheRealBrianSellers 1 year ago
German: "Nyoro~n."
SobmicSSBB 1 year ago
the =3 face made it a full win
Megaluigi93 1 year ago
brave man very
somedudestolemyname 1 year ago
Wehrmacht truppe: " :3 "
PKemmerich 2 years ago
lol the borealis...
bonaiutox 2 years ago
WHY ARE THESE SO DAMN FUNNY???? xDDDDDD
8Mathisku8 2 years ago
i liked the TELEFONMAST more but this is good too :D
warmaze 2 years ago
As Bra! :D xD
Jontetrummis 2 years ago
God damn those Germans and their telephone poles
2DUK 2 years ago 4
GERMUN BAI DA TELEPHONE POLE >:OOOOO
sitarattapea 2 years ago
no ear rape?? thets nice
LTChaosLT 2 years ago
(]:3
TheZollyz 2 years ago 162
@TheZollyz reversed smiley
Stickheadz32 1 year ago
@TheZollyz (]:I
yang592 1 year ago
If Hitler taken seriously this, he would won a war.
Mesina2 2 years ago 118
Ich bin ein OWNED-YOU-WITH-TELEHPONE-POLE!
TheToenninga 2 years ago
no berliner auf das telephone POLE!
momle123454 2 years ago
awesome TO THE MAX
Captainrippoff 2 years ago
Again the catguy at the end :D
ShareHD 2 years ago
No! Not Borealis!
MeiPooper 2 years ago
lmao i love the german vids
SaiteK1911 2 years ago
Bought time the american got his serving of telophone:D
Helghast57 2 years ago
LOL! 0:14 = :3
xD
AvatarMarxon90 2 years ago