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  • Borealis destroyed, this video explain why HL2:EP3 was cancelled, lol

  • So, thats episode 3...

  • 2 people got hit by a telephone pole :/

  • AMERIKANER BEI DEM TELEFONMAST!

  • TELEFONMA-

    *gets hit by a telephone pole*

  • 40000 views

  • Meanwhile, in US..

  • (]:3

  • So thats how the borealis dissapeared from its dry dock. and ended up in the arctic

  • And that boys and girls... Is what really happened to Borealis.

  • Goodbye Aperture Science... Wait...

  • LOL Borealis.

  • why a telefonmast/telephone pole is so importnant?

  • @nackersmacker THE GERMAN IS BY IT

  • Meanwhile in America

  • So thats how the Borealis got stuck...

    1: This video

    2: This map freezing into ice

    3: Aperture Science fucked up everything

  • telefonmast

  • *Goes to New York*

    PEDESTRIAN BY THE TELEPHONE POLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *smacks into Empire State building and blows it up*

  • @xPo1S0nXs0DaX aka 9/11

  • NAZI QB!!! 

  • So THATS why Episode three is delayed :O

  • and that ladies and gentlemen is how the Borealis was really lost.

  • I see Episode 3 is coming along nicely.

  • there goes the story for episode 3 :(

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  • @bpeterdude316

    There's no swastika on his helmet.

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  • @bpeterdude316

    I think I got the point, it's just that I think too logically even if it's about something that is anything but serious.

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  • How does a guys body sink a ship?

  • @xPo1S0nXs0DaX ...this is JETTAN we're talking about...

  • @xPo1S0nXs0DaX with use of the telefonmast's power, its really easy.

  • The true end of the Borealis

  • Deutsch von einem Telefonmast!

  • world war episode 3

  • :3 

  • 卐TELEPHONE POLE卐

  • lol borials

  • Did I see an aperture science BAWX on the Borealis?

  • 0:12 Nazi's boi faic

  • @FthFpsGamer97 Actually thats a kitteh faic.

  • Telefonmast is funnier

  • @Warkera I don't think so. The face at the end of this one is funnier.

  • america phail :)

  • Flying Telephone pole

  • if i don't have to eat, drink, shit,sleep, work, or anything else.

    i would watch thisfor evah

  • German QB!!!

  • TELEPHON MAST!

  • Telephone hole!

  • owo

  • :3

  • 8<3

  • Oh god this video is HL2:EP3

  • OHHHHHHH! MY english tea bags!

  • And a fad was born.

  • Only in america.

  • So THATS how the Borealis was lost at sea!

  • What.... The bloody hell... was that...

  • when i saw aperture i was like: NO!!!!!!! APERTURE!!!!!!

  • (O)__(O)

  • i wish whenever someone said "german by the telepone pole"

    they wud say it like THIS

  • Now i finelly know why half life 3 will be created becuse the ship get destroyed :( anyway Nice made

  • Justin Bieber's penis is the size of the dislike bar. In Soviet Russia, the ground falls on you. Chuck Norris is somehow related to this incident. Rebecca Black sucks. Thumbs up if *insert obvious bullshit here*. My parents though I was watching porn. 31o views and thousands of likes!? press 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and thumbs up. I hate ads and I'm thankful that porno doesn't have them. I pee in the side of the bowl to make less noise Now you only have to read one comment

  • lol did anyone notice the Apature Science Container on the ship?

  • (|:3

  • @RadioaktivPappeske AMERIKANEN AM TELEFONMAST

  • Not The Borealis!

  • 2 People were killed by the telephone pole

  • TELEFONENMAST!

  • so thats how the borealis disappeared...

  • Epicface.jpg

  • Dude was that the borealis?

  • So that´s the secret behind the Borealis. It explodes whenever it comes in contact with Americans.

  • @0BlueAura0 Fail.

  • So this is why Half-Life 2 Ep. 3 was delayed.

  • lol Borealis

  • Oh great! Now Episode 3 will take longer to come out, and America lost the day! D=<

  • german was victory that day....

  • is this call of duty 2 mod for Gmod?

  • @DgkYogi the models are from day of defeat

  • THE BOREALIS

  • TELEFONMAST

  • 0:05 = The ending to Half-life 2: Episode 3

  • What the fuck just happened? xD

  • ◕ ‿‿ ◕

  • @brumbrine how do you do that!!!!!! tell me D:

  • @ErikFortress magic :D

  • U mad?

  • @garrettvader1 The Borealis is an Aperture Science vessel.

  • this is why episode 3 is delayed :P

  • You destroyed the borealis and thus destroyed EP3.

  • lol borealis at 1941 :D

  • (] ( ]

  • (ļ:3

  • 0:11 and onward is the best

  • Better than sex.

  • <:3

  • (|:3

    

  • for some reason i always pick the germans if i can when i play games.

  • AMERKA PHAIL

  • :3 CAT FACE

  • Lawlz....?

  • Meow winnnz 0:11

  • damnit =(

    poor Borealis

    thas why episode 3 is not coming =(

  • XD the american was like GERMAN BY THE TELEPHONE PLOE!!!! TELE.... AH!!! *hits the ship and it explodes ans sinks* *geram soldier's face is like :3* then dod source german victory theme plays :3

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  • Hey, looks like Half Life 2 Episode 3...

    (puts on sunglasses)

    ...is in deep water.

    YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!

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  • @iamamenlala I didn't know that either :O

  • TELEFONMAST is better because it is not american.

  • konatas dad was german? O.o

  • and thats how the titanic really sank

  • :3

  • And that's why Half Life 2 Episode 3 is never coming out.

    Because the Nazis sunk the Borealis.

  • @foxskywalker64 waidago jettan (jk)

  • @foxskywalker64 Umm... You mean the Telephonemast?

  • @foxskywalker64 IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

  • what is the music at the end?

  • 0:11 omg!lolcat face

  • I just found a new meme to love!

    AND IT ISNT EVEN USED OFTEN!!

  • So that's what happened to the Borealis.

  • (|3

  • DAMN! so thats how it delayed ep3 ^^

  • ep3 sunk rite there.

  • thats why you never let a german get near a telephone pole

  • Telefonmast in English.

  • there goes borealis

  • TELEFONMAST!

  • Is that Brooklyn form CoD 2?

    Or that kelly guy?

  • Thank God for this video, and thank God for you, Jettan.

  • After the Borealis sunk... it floated to the ice cap and stayed there 4ever

  • FOR GERMANS IT'S CALLED TELEFONMAST

  • TELEFONMAST!

  • Epic win faec

  • :3.

  • :3 Indeed!

  • wtf his smile is moveing?!

  • The mouth...OH GOD THE MOUTH!

  • I hope that telephone pole will bunr to sinder or THE HL2:E3 WILL DIE!

  • I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite :3 face in wartime Europe.

  • Oh fuck, the song at the end... It's not in the description.;

    I must ask in the comments what it is.

  • TIME PARADOX!

  • YOU SUNK THE BOREALIS O.O O.O

  • this is the german's revenge.

  • There goes the borealis

    no ep3 for u

  • so THATS what happend to the Borealis.

  • MORE TELEPHONE POLE

  • German: "Nyoro~n."

  • the =3 face made it a full win

  • brave man very

  • Wehrmacht truppe: "  :3 "

  • lol the borealis...

  • WHY ARE THESE SO DAMN FUNNY???? xDDDDDD

  • i liked the TELEFONMAST more but this is good too :D

  • As Bra! :D xD

  • God damn those Germans and their telephone poles

  • GERMUN BAI DA TELEPHONE POLE >:OOOOO

  • no ear rape?? thets nice

  • (]:3

  • @TheZollyz reversed smiley

  • @TheZollyz (]:I

  • If Hitler taken seriously this, he would won a war.

  • Ich bin ein OWNED-YOU-WITH-TELEHPONE-POLE!­

  • no berliner auf das telephone POLE!

  • awesome TO THE MAX

  • Again the catguy at the end :D

  • No! Not Borealis!

  • lmao i love the german vids

  • Bought time the american got his serving of telophone:D

  • LOL! 0:14 = :3

    xD