Why is the entire front row the same as his 'So I suppose this is offensive now' dvd? Or were two shows filmed in exactly the same place, two nights running with the same audience?
He is a comedian, if you take it seriously you shouldn't he is jut being funny. Then again if you don't find it funny your most likely from Liverpool. JK
look at all the scousers coming on here showing them selves up. take the fucking joke on the chin like a big boy. oh and john bishop is the worst comic to break through into the mainstream since.... well actually i cant think of anyone less funny. any suggestions on how to finish that sentence welcome
@losthobit haha the irony is lost on you isn't it. did you ever stop and think why he dedicates and entire segment of his act to scousers? because he was heckled offstage after a shit performance in liverpool. if only he could take a leaf out of your book and 'take it on the chin like a big boy' haha. kenny everett>brendon burns, no contest. go and spam some other anti-scouse videos, if you must.
Typical `hubcap robbin` , `all comedians` stereotype bullshit.if you watch the rest he is terrible & the sign of one's who is rubbish is they use other people age old tiresome oeuvre as his own work. Paul Hogan was funnier than you, in fact Dame Barry was funnier than you.
I find that older generation scousers are really nice and normal people, the young generation accents are some how different to their elders in the sense that they sound very winey and rough. Compare John lennon to Rooney in the way that they speak and your Know what I mean.
This bloke is funny no doubt about it, but his sketch on Liverpool was due to him falling on his arse at Baby Blue. I was at that gig and he was doing great until he started ripping into scousers, everyone did laugh at first because what he said WAS funny, but he went too far on some jokes and he got heckled a lot, the hecklers where funnier than him and he fell flat on his arse that night, he tried to outwit some scousers and failed badly, hence, his skit on them now.....couldnt take it!
@snico I read your anecdote and all I see is more evidence of humourless scousers with an inability to laugh at themselves. "He went too far on some jokes"....please! What a lame excuse for a sense of humour failure. That coupled with the sheer volume of whiny, irate scousers on here replying tells me that there exists more than a grain of truth in Brendon's assertion.
@eezysqueezy Firstly, I am not a scouser so your first comment is flawed. I have seen many comedians at Baby Blue, but I have yet to see one fail as bad as Brendon Burns did. Yes he did go too far on some jokes, cant mention certain topics but some of the things he said I would expect from a second rate sick comic. It was one of the only tims I have seen Brendon heckled and not come up with a 'funny' come back. This is the reason for this sketch, he gets them back in the only way he can.
The Only people who are objecting to his humour, are the ignorant fuckheads who keep going around saying to everyone " Wer great us Scousers, wer dead funny!..we can laugh at ourselves". As a scouser myself, i can understand what he means, the majority of scousers "Can't " Laugh at themselves, because they are too fuckin thick to understand the gag in the first place!
The only comment in this sketch which is 100% is the fact that (some of) the women do paint themselves orange with a spray on tan and to such an extent they look like they've been "Tangoed".
Believe me. I'm from Liverpool and I have to look and cringe and these types of girls every day!
I'm not even from Liverpool, but if you go and get into an accident, someone will help you out or ring 999. Do that anywhere else and you'll be left for dead.
Liverpool is a fuck tonne better than Manchester anyway. Anyone who brings up children in Manchester deserves to be shot.
If you can't play Liverpool as a comic it just means you're shit, the audiences are the same as everywhere else. Judging by this set no wonder this guy had a bad time, he's terrible. His scouse accent sounds Irish, and George Harrison wasn't stabbed to death he died of cancer. Real hilarious.
i like liverpool, most leeds supporters say if they did not support leeds they would support liverpool. liverpool holds manchester down whilst leeds fucks it in the ass
i alos dont like scousers just cause they may be a liverpool supporter...but fuckin this burn in hell nazi kangaroo aussie cunt has taken it too far on my people...fuk off back to ur aussie filth
if ye got to no most scousers now a days like atleast 1 in 50 would be a dirty robber so sort ye head out on that ye stupid twat whos livin in the fuckin 80s
A man who turned to drugs because his girlfriend left him takes the high ground hahaha. Search "Harry Enfield Scousers" for a comedian who can do it properly. No wonder Gervais & Cohen left him in the shadows.
some of this is actually funny haha love how angry he is with scousers haha poor fellow must of had the shittest gig ever for him to be that bitter about it haha
Just read a bit about this fella - ''Burns' television career began, alongside Sacha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais''. They went on to bigger and better, wonder why he never??
I'm a scouser born and bread and most of what Brendan says is spot on and piss ya pants funny. If ya can't laugh at yourself you're not a true scouser. Yeah he is a nasty bastard but thats his angle. Jim Jefferies is funnier though.
@beefsupreme79 nar lad he goes to far we don't rob at all only smack ed's rob but there is loads but it's like that everywhere and we are the funniest ppl in england aswell if a scouser done it then sound but hate other ppl chatting shit
haha why do people say liverpool has got some ov the most beautiful girls there the fittest lads n 1 of the best bands in the world came frm there ? coz its all true :) we do have a sense ov humoure but its nt on the same low level as u nob jockeys , it takes more than a chopper reed wanna be prick runnin rnd like an inbread to make us laff u simpletons :)
haha why do people say liverpool has got some ov the most beautiful girls there the fittest lads n 1 of the best bands in the world came frm there ? coz its all true :) we do have a sense ov humoure but its nt on the same low level as u nob jockeys , it takes more than a ginger prick runnin rnd like an inbread to make us laff u simpletons :)
The little Scouse outburst at 2:15 gets me everytime! :') I live here and everything he said is true, the women are orange and the cars are flourescent blue for no reason! XD
@Viz316 As in what? WE don`t think we are funny it`s been said of us. Girls all over the UK are Orange & the rest is bitterness & playing up to what he`s read. Tiresome man & as funny as Tarby !
@Viz316 Firstly, I am not a scouser so your first comment is flawed. I have seen many comedians at Baby Blue, but I have yet to see one fail as bad as Brendon Burns did. Yes he did go too far on some jokes, but some of the things he said I would expect from a second rate sick comic. It was one of the only tims I have seen Brendon heckled and not come up with a 'funny' come back. This is the reason for this sketch, he gets them back in the only way he can. End of really. via @eezysqueezy
How many of you prejudice people saying "this is true" have actually traveled to the city of Liverpool? You have a fair share of scum in every city. Liverpool is no different, but from my experience Liverpool has friendly people, great atmosphere, and is great city.
He's spot on about the birds being orange and Scousers thinking they're funny (which is embarrassing when you're listening to them on holiday) but as he admits himself he's kinda bigoted and it's the Scouse bigotry that does border on racism. He just drags up the same old crap about about thieving and poverty which I very much doubt he witnessed 1st hand on his one and only trip to the Baby Blue.
Oh, and the Scouse walk looked more like Liam Gallagher. A manc.
i have never met anyone in Liverpool who fits the description of what he's saying, ok the orange girls bit but apart from that it is all blind stereotyping from someone who is clearly after a cheap laugh. lazy comedy.
@fowlerisgod From experience i know most scousers are the scum of the earth,i lump them in with the mancs and the chavs from the south,oh yeah,add the cockneys as well
This cunt has NEVER been funny. It beats the shit out of me how he even gets bookings. If you want to see a proper Aussie comic look up Jim Jefferies.
Thankfully TV producers aren't dumb enough to get him on though. Small mercies and all that.
Brendon Bombs everywhere he gos. simply because his act drips with jealousy hatred and bitterness and an overly reliance of the f word. Which is fair enough, pleanty of funny people do just the same, but at least they have a little bit of wit, charm and grace. No wonder he bombed in Liverpool. If they wanted to sit listening to some aggressive cunt scab spew unmitigated bile they'd of got on the train and gone to Manchester. Full of fuckin cretins that place. 69 of them have liked this video.
True about the horrible scouse people that live here. But not about the honest, hard working citizens. The druggies are bad, as well as the giro heads, I presume you're all smart enough to know we're not all like how this feller is describing.
Listen Dodgy30, baldy Brenda tanked in Liverpool & is still traumatised by the experience. He's is obviously quite fragile & not as tough as he makes out. After watching his act I can see why he tanked as he's just not funny. He taken Harry's Enfield material and twisted it into a hate filled vitriol which is then described a comedy. I'm not a scouser but I have lived and worked in Liverpool. Great city & people very friendly. Have you ever been there?
He forgot about the unwashed smelly women who wear their pyjamas to go and pick ther kids up from school and wear them in town to go shopping. Unclean unhygienic smellier,urgh!! Yes that's you what do you think ,that it clever .....get washed in the morning....
I wonder why anyone thinks Brendan (bit of a gay name) is funny as this video is just Harry Enfield’s Scousers funny sketch plagiarised from 20 years ago and made unfunny. Lets face it, the best comedian to come out of Australia is Barry Humphries as Dame Edna. A comic genius who Brenda could learn from. Sorry that must be Brendan Burn’s weekend name.
@comediansrgreat 1st, it's Brendon, not Brendan. If you're going to try and criticise someone for the name that their parents gave them, at least get it right.
2nd, this bears no resemblance to Harry Enfield's scousers sketch, it's based on his own experience of Liverpool & scousers.
3rd, the fact that you quote Harry Enfield and Barry Humphries really is not giving your knowledge of good comedy any support.
4th, get a fucking life, resolve your homophobic issues and come out of the closet.
class, he basically summed up what my dads been telling me about scousers my whole life,but did it in stand up, exellent. and i was filming the scouser at leeds fest on my mobile phone who tried climbing the barircade, was a baby faced geezer, pretty stocky, but got destroyed by burns.
am scouse and proud some of that was act ually funny especially the orange bit give you that.yeah liverpool is a shit hole even though everyweek you get people from all the world visting us and every week an hear people complain how were they live is 10 times worse than and much more of a shit like all the midlands and dirty manc land but hey they must be wrong
i like the Bendan Burns and this is funny but i genuinely dont get the obsession with Liverpool. It's exactly like anywhere else you go in Northern England. Like someone else said, there are nice parts and rough parts. There's not even particularly high crime either. I think it's partly because much of England just blends in and doesnt seem to have a strong identity.
I love my home town but sadly what he says is true. Not for all of Liverpool and not for all the people who live there but then again I could say that about any section of society we choose to pin up for ridicule.
Burns has valid reason to hate certain scousers. I have a hard time classifying them as human and he has been given a platform so is entitled to give us his truth.
Maybe its people who see an element of themselves in what he says that object so strongly.
@Throbend I'd just like to point out that "brown, black and yellow people", as you so tactfully put it, make up less than 10% of the population in the NW. We're just easier to see in a crowd ;p
Funny stuff man, if your from liverpool you should get where he's coming from. I thought all us scousers could have a laugh at our own culture but going from some off the comments apparently not. Everyone getting angry should take a step back and stop taking life so seriously!
im scouse, and i think he's hillirious and too a large extent a i feel exactly the same way....which makes me laugh when you see some of the comments below......its a big world out there, get out and see it
SO PEOPLE GO ON ABOUT SCOUSERS AND HOW SHIT THEY ARE AND HOW THEY ROB EACH OTHER.... SO WHY IS IT WEN ALL YOU SCOUSE HATING PRICKS HEAR STUFF LIKE THE BEATLES YA'S ALL SING ALONG LET ME REMIND YOU THAT LIVERPOOL IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE AND YOU'LL NEVER BE APART OF IT HAHAHA YA'S ALL SAY THAT ONLY BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN LIVERPOOL ...... NO YA FUCKING HISTORY AND READ UP ON YA OWN CITY YA SCUMMY CUNTS....... OH AND THE SUN NEWS PAPER LIE. SCOUSERS WHERE MENT TO OFF ROBBED THE DEAD.
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@NuWave12 how the fuck that place got "city of culture" award i'll never know. fucking dump. can't speak for now but last time i was there, edge lane "refurb"bought everything to a near standstill. you can make the road look prettier but you can still the shit that surrounds it!! and as for edge hill, fuck me!! i didnt know inner city slums still existed. not bad place really!!! t worth a visit if youre deaf n dumb and retarded. oh my mistake they already live there.
@NuWave12 hahahahaha this is funny though, just don't judge what an entire place is like on one persons account. its just like everywhere else really. i had more trouble when i lived in a shitty little seaside resort than i have done here. honest its not that bad, a some scouser's are alright. peace
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@MrMike91210 you're only legends 'cause everyone hates ya's la!! definetly not footy legends last season though were ya. dick!! and how the fuck did you managed to buy out raffa's contract?? did you all rob each other blind and then suddenly realise. "OH EH LA, WHY DON'T WE ALL CHIP IN A FIVER EH"!!!! loser
@wall6779 you are a fucking prick you mate you got to much time on your hands go get ya self a job ya loser bet ya from down south arnt ya fucking dirty scum cunt... where ever ur from your just a prick anyway LIVERPOOL FUCKING RULES MAN !!!! AND THIS AUSSIE SCUM DIRTY RAT I HOPE A SCOUSER GRABS HIM AND GETS HIM BY THE HAIRY FUCKIN LIP AND SMASHES HIS NOSE IN FOR HIM . AND I HOPE SUTIN HAPPENS BAD TO YOU
@diggle1999 YANO WHAT LAD I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU IN LIVERPOOL AND SAY SOMETHING TO A SCOUSER YA SCUM CUNT YA WOULD GET YA NOSE PLANTED IN TO THE BACK OF YA SKULL YA FUCKING RAT
Because no one laughed at his jokes in liverpool he is bitter. Sad twat
Some people just laugh when they hear any old shite as seen in this clip. Its not because your telling jokes about liverpool Brendan its because your a s hit comedian and the jokes arnt funny
@scouse1958 you would find that smarties are covered in coloured sugar not the other way round, this whole video is about comments like yours trying to be funny.
totally not funny absolute gobshite shouting fuck doesnt make your joke any funnier ,aussie wanker his material is crap ,probably bombed when he performed in liverpool because the audience didnt laugh at his shite material ,but "everyones a FUCKIN comedian in liverpool" what a bitter arse wipe
The entire NW of England knows this is not only comedy but accurate investigative journalism.
terrortorn 2 days ago
I was there at the gig at the baby blue. He fled the stage if truth be known. He was genuinely poor.
receptorpol 3 days ago
hahaha love it. fuck the haters im my own person
shaymusmus 1 week ago
Shittest comedian fact
Truebluescrutton 3 weeks ago
Why is the entire front row the same as his 'So I suppose this is offensive now' dvd? Or were two shows filmed in exactly the same place, two nights running with the same audience?
ShiivaWilding 1 month ago
He's well funny
1994liverpoolrule 1 month ago
@1994liverpoolrule BOOORRRRINGGGGG
Truebluescrutton 2 weeks ago
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I want this video on my Savvy Vogue phone.
tysonstuart13 1 month ago
He is a comedian, if you take it seriously you shouldn't he is jut being funny. Then again if you don't find it funny your most likely from Liverpool. JK
pete145340 1 month ago
@pete145340 You're
AngryofTuebrook 3 weeks ago
This is because he got absolutely destroyed by the crowd in Liverpool so he's out for revenge lol
RoyalBlueMersey 1 month ago
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jay99591 1 month ago
look at all the scousers coming on here showing them selves up. take the fucking joke on the chin like a big boy. oh and john bishop is the worst comic to break through into the mainstream since.... well actually i cant think of anyone less funny. any suggestions on how to finish that sentence welcome
losthobit 1 month ago
@losthobit haha the irony is lost on you isn't it. did you ever stop and think why he dedicates and entire segment of his act to scousers? because he was heckled offstage after a shit performance in liverpool. if only he could take a leaf out of your book and 'take it on the chin like a big boy' haha. kenny everett>brendon burns, no contest. go and spam some other anti-scouse videos, if you must.
bigdunk9 3 weeks ago
This video went viral on Brazzaville
jarrettpeter37 1 month ago
This unfunny twat has been booed off in Liverpool at sometime.
rewind12354 2 months ago
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Typical `hubcap robbin` , `all comedians` stereotype bullshit.if you watch the rest he is terrible & the sign of one's who is rubbish is they use other people age old tiresome oeuvre as his own work. Paul Hogan was funnier than you, in fact Dame Barry was funnier than you.
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lovelifewhy 2 months ago
I find that older generation scousers are really nice and normal people, the young generation accents are some how different to their elders in the sense that they sound very winey and rough. Compare John lennon to Rooney in the way that they speak and your Know what I mean.
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Bad nob head him. Fell on his arse and now he's fuming the unfunny fat twat
lovelifewhy 2 months ago
This bloke is funny no doubt about it, but his sketch on Liverpool was due to him falling on his arse at Baby Blue. I was at that gig and he was doing great until he started ripping into scousers, everyone did laugh at first because what he said WAS funny, but he went too far on some jokes and he got heckled a lot, the hecklers where funnier than him and he fell flat on his arse that night, he tried to outwit some scousers and failed badly, hence, his skit on them now.....couldnt take it!
snico 2 months ago
@snico I read your anecdote and all I see is more evidence of humourless scousers with an inability to laugh at themselves. "He went too far on some jokes"....please! What a lame excuse for a sense of humour failure. That coupled with the sheer volume of whiny, irate scousers on here replying tells me that there exists more than a grain of truth in Brendon's assertion.
eezysqueezy 2 months ago
@eezysqueezy Firstly, I am not a scouser so your first comment is flawed. I have seen many comedians at Baby Blue, but I have yet to see one fail as bad as Brendon Burns did. Yes he did go too far on some jokes, cant mention certain topics but some of the things he said I would expect from a second rate sick comic. It was one of the only tims I have seen Brendon heckled and not come up with a 'funny' come back. This is the reason for this sketch, he gets them back in the only way he can.
snico 2 months ago
Just seen the guy on tv saying he's an alcoholic and a junkie so I wouldn't take the guy too seriously or treat him with too much respect
Liam2621 2 months ago
The reason why he's so bitter towards Liverpool is his missus left him for a scouser. In fact she's still upstairs...can't get rid of the bitch.
outtasorts 3 months ago
@outtasorts Wow, Brendon is wrong. Scvousers are obviously hilarious people...
eezysqueezy 2 months ago
@eezysqueezy Or they think they're incredibly hilarious.
euyfdvfhj 2 months ago
What's the difference between Batman and a scouse; Batman can go out at night without Robin.
simon22908 3 months ago
Laughed my balls off at this....so fucking true!! Grating scouse twats!!
peribhoy 3 months ago
Someone obviously did a very bad gig 8 years ago then because us scousers laugh at everything! Mind you I did find this funny.
MeganKing95 3 months ago
If he wouldn't come to Liverpool before this he definitely shouldn't now. Lol.
MeganKing95 3 months ago
"eeeeeeeeeeee woss wiv de raysizzem agenst us orinj peeps laaaaa!?"
hankscorpiouk 3 months ago
32 Scouser's watched this video...
Synraii 3 months ago
I'm from Liverpool...this is brilliant & so true.
Lem65 3 months ago
The Only people who are objecting to his humour, are the ignorant fuckheads who keep going around saying to everyone " Wer great us Scousers, wer dead funny!..we can laugh at ourselves". As a scouser myself, i can understand what he means, the majority of scousers "Can't " Laugh at themselves, because they are too fuckin thick to understand the gag in the first place!
TheStarman62 3 months ago
wow if he sets foot in liverpool and he will i feel sorry for him besides don't think he realises that scousers are everywhere!
higgy2011 3 months ago
The only comment in this sketch which is 100% is the fact that (some of) the women do paint themselves orange with a spray on tan and to such an extent they look like they've been "Tangoed".
Believe me. I'm from Liverpool and I have to look and cringe and these types of girls every day!
abdulmismail 4 months ago
I'm not even from Liverpool, but if you go and get into an accident, someone will help you out or ring 999. Do that anywhere else and you'll be left for dead.
Liverpool is a fuck tonne better than Manchester anyway. Anyone who brings up children in Manchester deserves to be shot.
jackobcooper 4 months ago
The scouse response to this just says it all.
I love the idea they saw Liverpool in the title and would have thought it was something positive.
The truth hurts, sorry to all in Self-pity city who don't get it.
greygold1 4 months ago
Brendon films a new DVD on November 12th 2011 at the Bloomsbury Theatre, London. thebloomsburydotcom for tickets. Come! It'll be a great night.
piascomedy 4 months ago
If you can't play Liverpool as a comic it just means you're shit, the audiences are the same as everywhere else. Judging by this set no wonder this guy had a bad time, he's terrible. His scouse accent sounds Irish, and George Harrison wasn't stabbed to death he died of cancer. Real hilarious.
Joshs1200 4 months ago
@fowlerisgod type in brendon burns heckler leeds festival and see how bothered he is by hecklers
MrMammyjam 4 months ago
HAHAHA LMFAO THE WAY HES TRYING TO DO A SCOUSE ACCENT AND HE JUST SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING BART SIMPSON
xTWLauren 4 months ago
The fucking nob-head, I'd happily shoot him. The ugly twat. (:
xTWLauren 4 months ago
I'm not saying this just because I'm scouse, but he isn't even funny...
xTWLauren 4 months ago
not the best of accents eh mate
andeegreen 4 months ago
Wot a bitter comedian who cudn cut the mustard in the heart of humour! Shame his grandad was probably a rapist
glewis163 5 months ago
i like liverpool, most leeds supporters say if they did not support leeds they would support liverpool. liverpool holds manchester down whilst leeds fucks it in the ass
british123able 5 months ago
i alos dont like scousers just cause they may be a liverpool supporter...but fuckin this burn in hell nazi kangaroo aussie cunt has taken it too far on my people...fuk off back to ur aussie filth
ShariaFAN 5 months ago
if ye got to no most scousers now a days like atleast 1 in 50 would be a dirty robber so sort ye head out on that ye stupid twat whos livin in the fuckin 80s
nitrorcunit 6 months ago 2
@nitrorcunit I agree mate, but fuck it eh, he's a comic and he's cracking jokes. Who gives two?
MartianCorrespondent 1 month ago
Just me bein reminded of bronson?
Greggah 6 months ago
From Merseyside and go to Liverpool almost every week. Yeah, obviously this is exaggeration and a bit nasty, but it's still funny.
AnarchyDom 6 months ago
A man who turned to drugs because his girlfriend left him takes the high ground hahaha. Search "Harry Enfield Scousers" for a comedian who can do it properly. No wonder Gervais & Cohen left him in the shadows.
bigdunk9 6 months ago
some of this is actually funny haha love how angry he is with scousers haha poor fellow must of had the shittest gig ever for him to be that bitter about it haha
1gregb9 7 months ago
This guy is a genius.
florinthedwarf 7 months ago
Just read a bit about this fella - ''Burns' television career began, alongside Sacha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais''. They went on to bigger and better, wonder why he never??
savoytruffle87 7 months ago
I'm a scouser born and bread and most of what Brendan says is spot on and piss ya pants funny. If ya can't laugh at yourself you're not a true scouser. Yeah he is a nasty bastard but thats his angle. Jim Jefferies is funnier though.
beefsupreme79 7 months ago
@beefsupreme79 nar lad he goes to far we don't rob at all only smack ed's rob but there is loads but it's like that everywhere and we are the funniest ppl in england aswell if a scouser done it then sound but hate other ppl chatting shit
higgy2011 3 months ago
Jon Bishop is funny.
Radz117 7 months ago
I'm not from Liverpool, this seems a bit offensive though.
Radz117 7 months ago
@Radz117 What a pointless statement
jimb92 7 months ago
@jimb92 Yes.
Radz117 7 months ago
i have put vids up on big yin revisited
spottybott 8 months ago
I've lived in Liverpool for a year, and to be fair there is a lot of truth in this.
popejimbo1 8 months ago
Horrible twat!!!!
jacobhayd3n 8 months ago
die youu fuckin twat !!
KennyMif 8 months ago
haha why do people say liverpool has got some ov the most beautiful girls there the fittest lads n 1 of the best bands in the world came frm there ? coz its all true :) we do have a sense ov humoure but its nt on the same low level as u nob jockeys , it takes more than a chopper reed wanna be prick runnin rnd like an inbread to make us laff u simpletons :)
kellyanne000 9 months ago 2
haha why do people say liverpool has got some ov the most beautiful girls there the fittest lads n 1 of the best bands in the world came frm there ? coz its all true :) we do have a sense ov humoure but its nt on the same low level as u nob jockeys , it takes more than a ginger prick runnin rnd like an inbread to make us laff u simpletons :)
kellyanne000 9 months ago
The little Scouse outburst at 2:15 gets me everytime! :') I live here and everything he said is true, the women are orange and the cars are flourescent blue for no reason! XD
Richie95Metallica 9 months ago
ive did gigs in liverpool hes fcking so right its a shithole
spottybott 10 months ago
@spottybott Why don't you show a vid of one of your gigs? I'm sure loads of people would love to see what a fantastic act you have.
gymnosophy 9 months ago
hahahhahaa
scottyboimcfc 10 months ago
I'm scouse. This guy is a prick.
MeganKing95 10 months ago
a recent study has just voted Liverpool toughest city to perform for stand-up comics although I personally thought his comments were a little harsh
BoundaryBoos 10 months ago
As a Scouser, I can say this is absolutely true. I'd happily murder 99% of the other people living in my city without any remorse.
Viz316 10 months ago 34
@Viz316 This is meant to be comedy so if you agree then your a sad chap.
lovelifewhy 2 months ago
@lovelifewhy It's a pity then that nearly every word Brendan says here is true :D
DillingerEP 2 months ago
@Viz316 As in what? WE don`t think we are funny it`s been said of us. Girls all over the UK are Orange & the rest is bitterness & playing up to what he`s read. Tiresome man & as funny as Tarby !
lovelifewhy 2 months ago
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@Viz316 Firstly, I am not a scouser so your first comment is flawed. I have seen many comedians at Baby Blue, but I have yet to see one fail as bad as Brendon Burns did. Yes he did go too far on some jokes, but some of the things he said I would expect from a second rate sick comic. It was one of the only tims I have seen Brendon heckled and not come up with a 'funny' come back. This is the reason for this sketch, he gets them back in the only way he can. End of really. via @eezysqueezy
lovelifewhy 2 months ago
How many of you prejudice people saying "this is true" have actually traveled to the city of Liverpool? You have a fair share of scum in every city. Liverpool is no different, but from my experience Liverpool has friendly people, great atmosphere, and is great city.
sicko2003 10 months ago 3
He's spot on about the birds being orange and Scousers thinking they're funny (which is embarrassing when you're listening to them on holiday) but as he admits himself he's kinda bigoted and it's the Scouse bigotry that does border on racism. He just drags up the same old crap about about thieving and poverty which I very much doubt he witnessed 1st hand on his one and only trip to the Baby Blue.
Oh, and the Scouse walk looked more like Liam Gallagher. A manc.
TheBrutalDeluxe 10 months ago 3
I think he needs a biology lesson, to remember that we are all Human
claireshrew 10 months ago
What he says about Liverpool is partially true, but this 'comic' is shit.
dpknowleseaglese25 10 months ago
i have never met anyone in Liverpool who fits the description of what he's saying, ok the orange girls bit but apart from that it is all blind stereotyping from someone who is clearly after a cheap laugh. lazy comedy.
wodm 11 months ago 2
Is this Liverpool Aus Or the other one?
BuzzBombBmx 11 months ago
this guy is really unfunny more hair on his choppy face than his head rofl
bluejays24 11 months ago
"Well it's hardly a sober choice is it, you spotty pillhead!"
LMFAO.
Thagros 11 months ago
haha it's like when John Bishop said "London's a shithole" on TV the other day. But mate......YOU'RE FROM LIVERPOOL! No sense of irony.
RobertNicholls 11 months ago
the only thing less funny than is scouser is a boring pigshit Aussie cunt like this.
kramholio 11 months ago
LOVE IT.. So True
LintonGypsy 1 year ago
Everybody hates scousers - EVERYBODY.
scherzomortale 1 year ago
what a prick
macthenocky 1 year ago
the funniest 5 mins ive had in years, so so true
paddedjohn 1 year ago
Scouse or not, the guy is just not that funny.
mooeylfc 1 year ago
he's funny but he looks like a fat version of Freddie Mercury...
Munkeh72 1 year ago
People are taking this far too seriously. He's a fucking comedian, the clue is in the occupation title; "comedian". Comedy. Jokes. Yeah?
alexface211 1 year ago
hahaaaa...looks like a lot of bitter scousers without a sense of humour commenting on here....
xxxrazorsharpxxx 1 year ago
Wow someone got heckled pretty hard 8 years ago it seems?
Liverpool is a great city with great friendly people, believe what you want people
fowlerisgod 1 year ago 13
@fowlerisgod i went there and it was like everyone bought their clothes in jjb.
SCOTTYDOG91 7 months ago
@fowlerisgod From experience i know most scousers are the scum of the earth,i lump them in with the mancs and the chavs from the south,oh yeah,add the cockneys as well
rockpig63 5 months ago
This cunt has NEVER been funny. It beats the shit out of me how he even gets bookings. If you want to see a proper Aussie comic look up Jim Jefferies.
Thankfully TV producers aren't dumb enough to get him on though. Small mercies and all that.
M15HUN 1 year ago
Brendan, I'm afraid your a bit if prick. Btw are you gay?
pandel1 1 year ago
Brendon Bombs everywhere he gos. simply because his act drips with jealousy hatred and bitterness and an overly reliance of the f word. Which is fair enough, pleanty of funny people do just the same, but at least they have a little bit of wit, charm and grace. No wonder he bombed in Liverpool. If they wanted to sit listening to some aggressive cunt scab spew unmitigated bile they'd of got on the train and gone to Manchester. Full of fuckin cretins that place. 69 of them have liked this video.
thepukerchu1 1 year ago
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touched a nerve eh scouser?
paddedjohn 1 year ago
True about the horrible scouse people that live here. But not about the honest, hard working citizens. The druggies are bad, as well as the giro heads, I presume you're all smart enough to know we're not all like how this feller is describing.
DeafEskimo 1 year ago
funny guy but how long have scousers sounded mancunian?
sashacoe25 1 year ago
Who gives a fuck about what he says anyway? Being Australian is like reading The Daily Mail at a clan meeting.
mcleaney 1 year ago
Chaps, I have to say that what is said is true. My chums from Liverpool act and sound just like this and their wives are orange.
Alienhunters 1 year ago
so he was abused by a heckler in liverpool then. what a fckin bullhead.
aussie prick talking about liverpools crime problem hes from a country built on the criminals this country wouldnt keep.
adammclad 1 year ago
so he was abused by a heckler in liverpool then. what a fckin bullhead
adammclad 1 year ago
Listen Dodgy30, baldy Brenda tanked in Liverpool & is still traumatised by the experience. He's is obviously quite fragile & not as tough as he makes out. After watching his act I can see why he tanked as he's just not funny. He taken Harry's Enfield material and twisted it into a hate filled vitriol which is then described a comedy. I'm not a scouser but I have lived and worked in Liverpool. Great city & people very friendly. Have you ever been there?
comediansrgreat 1 year ago
He forgot about the unwashed smelly women who wear their pyjamas to go and pick ther kids up from school and wear them in town to go shopping. Unclean unhygienic smellier,urgh!! Yes that's you what do you think ,that it clever .....get washed in the morning....
Maconda4th 1 year ago
Also, that is the worse scouse accent ever.
adamrowecomedy 1 year ago
As a scouser i've gotta say, we can take a joke and we do. When it's a joke. This is just hatred
adamrowecomedy 1 year ago
really original that
hacaha 1 year ago
wow... that hurts. us scousers arent that bad!
MrMephistoX1 1 year ago
Saw him in Nottingham on sunday, Was the funniest thing ive ever seend, this guy is a legend
emuman09 1 year ago
I wonder why anyone thinks Brendan (bit of a gay name) is funny as this video is just Harry Enfield’s Scousers funny sketch plagiarised from 20 years ago and made unfunny. Lets face it, the best comedian to come out of Australia is Barry Humphries as Dame Edna. A comic genius who Brenda could learn from. Sorry that must be Brendan Burn’s weekend name.
comediansrgreat 1 year ago
@comediansrgreat Jim Jeffries?
helminatorx 1 year ago
@comediansrgreat 1st, it's Brendon, not Brendan. If you're going to try and criticise someone for the name that their parents gave them, at least get it right.
2nd, this bears no resemblance to Harry Enfield's scousers sketch, it's based on his own experience of Liverpool & scousers.
3rd, the fact that you quote Harry Enfield and Barry Humphries really is not giving your knowledge of good comedy any support.
4th, get a fucking life, resolve your homophobic issues and come out of the closet.
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comediansrgreat 1 year ago
You look like furniture you waxy hooker!
eezysqueezy 1 year ago
class, he basically summed up what my dads been telling me about scousers my whole life,but did it in stand up, exellent. and i was filming the scouser at leeds fest on my mobile phone who tried climbing the barircade, was a baby faced geezer, pretty stocky, but got destroyed by burns.
Chrisruleshughes 1 year ago
am scouse and proud some of that was act ually funny especially the orange bit give you that.yeah liverpool is a shit hole even though everyweek you get people from all the world visting us and every week an hear people complain how were they live is 10 times worse than and much more of a shit like all the midlands and dirty manc land but hey they must be wrong
markyozza101 1 year ago
ok who is more controversial this guy or frankie boyle? hmmmmmmm....
kirkleeslater 1 year ago
Im a scouser, though this was histerical! But his attempt at a scouse accent is shit! :')
TwinTurbo92457 1 year ago
He just raped Liverpool in 5 minutes...
Very clever and relentlessly funny.
Garxanlyn 1 year ago
The worst ones a scouse niggers. They are such fucking loud-mouth, self-important cretins. Fucking NIGGERS!
turdledayx 1 year ago
i like the Bendan Burns and this is funny but i genuinely dont get the obsession with Liverpool. It's exactly like anywhere else you go in Northern England. Like someone else said, there are nice parts and rough parts. There's not even particularly high crime either. I think it's partly because much of England just blends in and doesnt seem to have a strong identity.
SpunkMaster3000 1 year ago
im a scouser and that was hilarious!
JKx 1 year ago
Laughed till I cried.
I love my home town but sadly what he says is true. Not for all of Liverpool and not for all the people who live there but then again I could say that about any section of society we choose to pin up for ridicule.
Burns has valid reason to hate certain scousers. I have a hard time classifying them as human and he has been given a platform so is entitled to give us his truth.
Maybe its people who see an element of themselves in what he says that object so strongly.
AnimalFuzzyhead 1 year ago
Sorry, I have to agree. Liverpool is a horrible, filthy hole in the ground. It should be razed to the ground.
teabagbob 1 year ago
Scousers. Humour stuck in the 1960's
oliverjdavis 1 year ago 2
I'm scouse and I thought this was HILARIOUS!
I don't get why people take offense to this stuff!
But clearly there are a few uneducated people on here.
It got Capital of Culture because we have...
Well to be honest, There are more brown, black and yellow people here than there are white! haha
And people calling it a dump, that's just based on SOME things you've seen.
Some places here ARE dumps, but some are really nice.
That is the same ANYWHERE you go.
Not just Liverpool.
Funny video :)
Throbend 1 year ago
@Throbend I'd just like to point out that "brown, black and yellow people", as you so tactfully put it, make up less than 10% of the population in the NW. We're just easier to see in a crowd ;p
AnimalFuzzyhead 1 year ago
@AnimalFuzzyhead Haha!
I'm sorry if I offended you XD
I didn't mean to!
I was just defending why we got the capital of culture :)
By no means did I mean to offend anyone of any colour :)
I'm happy to have anyone of any race in my hometown because it's their hometown too!
Just pointing out that we have a LOT of culture here :)
Throbend 1 year ago
definately worth a repost ! love this
TheSteviecaldwell 1 year ago
Funny stuff man, if your from liverpool you should get where he's coming from. I thought all us scousers could have a laugh at our own culture but going from some off the comments apparently not. Everyone getting angry should take a step back and stop taking life so seriously!
oweyniners 1 year ago
im scouse, and i think he's hillirious and too a large extent a i feel exactly the same way....which makes me laugh when you see some of the comments below......its a big world out there, get out and see it
mikflaherty 1 year ago
Which DVD is this from?
topladtootill 1 year ago
@topladtootill it's ripped out of "sober not clean".
wall6779 1 year ago
SO PEOPLE GO ON ABOUT SCOUSERS AND HOW SHIT THEY ARE AND HOW THEY ROB EACH OTHER.... SO WHY IS IT WEN ALL YOU SCOUSE HATING PRICKS HEAR STUFF LIKE THE BEATLES YA'S ALL SING ALONG LET ME REMIND YOU THAT LIVERPOOL IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE AND YOU'LL NEVER BE APART OF IT HAHAHA YA'S ALL SAY THAT ONLY BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN LIVERPOOL ...... NO YA FUCKING HISTORY AND READ UP ON YA OWN CITY YA SCUMMY CUNTS....... OH AND THE SUN NEWS PAPER LIE. SCOUSERS WHERE MENT TO OFF ROBBED THE DEAD.
MrMike91210 1 year ago
'Liverpool's cultural elite' is a bit of an oxymoron, don'tcha think?
NuWave12 1 year ago
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@NuWave12 how the fuck that place got "city of culture" award i'll never know. fucking dump. can't speak for now but last time i was there, edge lane "refurb"bought everything to a near standstill. you can make the road look prettier but you can still the shit that surrounds it!! and as for edge hill, fuck me!! i didnt know inner city slums still existed. not bad place really!!! t worth a visit if youre deaf n dumb and retarded. oh my mistake they already live there.
wall6779 1 year ago
@wall6779 EDGE LANE IS SHIT I GIVE YA THAT ..... TRY SAYING ^THE^ INSTEAD OF ^T^ YA FUCKIN THROW BACK
MrMike91210 1 year ago
@NuWave12 amd my response to that is, your mums cunt is an oxymoron
kirkleeslater 1 year ago
@kirkleeslater Are you implying my mother is a man? Also, I'm correct your spelling and grammar if that's cool.:)
And my response to that is: you mum's cunt is an oxymoron.
NuWave12 1 year ago
@NuWave12 hahahahaha this is funny though, just don't judge what an entire place is like on one persons account. its just like everywhere else really. i had more trouble when i lived in a shitty little seaside resort than i have done here. honest its not that bad, a some scouser's are alright. peace
kirkleeslater 1 year ago
Brilliant.
martypowers 1 year ago
Absolute baldy xenophobic moustachioed tool. Like all shit comedians....... he was on too long.
Degsywillow100 1 year ago
@Degsywillow100 scouse faggot
turdledayx 1 year ago
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WHAT A AUSSIE WANK WE ARE LEGENDS
MrMike91210 1 year ago
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@MrMike91210 you're only legends 'cause everyone hates ya's la!! definetly not footy legends last season though were ya. dick!! and how the fuck did you managed to buy out raffa's contract?? did you all rob each other blind and then suddenly realise. "OH EH LA, WHY DON'T WE ALL CHIP IN A FIVER EH"!!!! loser
wall6779 1 year ago
@wall6779 you are a fucking prick you mate you got to much time on your hands go get ya self a job ya loser bet ya from down south arnt ya fucking dirty scum cunt... where ever ur from your just a prick anyway LIVERPOOL FUCKING RULES MAN !!!! AND THIS AUSSIE SCUM DIRTY RAT I HOPE A SCOUSER GRABS HIM AND GETS HIM BY THE HAIRY FUCKIN LIP AND SMASHES HIS NOSE IN FOR HIM . AND I HOPE SUTIN HAPPENS BAD TO YOU
MrMike91210 1 year ago
@wall6779 I lived near edge lane when I was a student, my street aka dog shit ally and the surrounding area was a bleak shit pit.
Thatsthebadger1 1 year ago
Absolutely spot on with everything that he says. Nasty scouse bastards
diggle1999 1 year ago
@diggle1999 YANO WHAT LAD I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU IN LIVERPOOL AND SAY SOMETHING TO A SCOUSER YA SCUM CUNT YA WOULD GET YA NOSE PLANTED IN TO THE BACK OF YA SKULL YA FUCKING RAT
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turdledayx 1 year ago
lol at the scousers who think that it isn't funny because they are the people he's talking about!!
Braunche 1 year ago
Because no one laughed at his jokes in liverpool he is bitter. Sad twat
Some people just laugh when they hear any old shite as seen in this clip. Its not because your telling jokes about liverpool Brendan its because your a s hit comedian and the jokes arnt funny
tonyyeboah18 1 year ago
@tonyyeboah18 Scout faggot
turdledayx 1 year ago
iam from liverpool and the saddest part of this act is that believe it ir not this kno***** is probably the funniest aussie i know!! enough said!!
weeflatch 1 year ago
Hahah, he even LOOKS like a scouser! I'm a scouser and this is really funny!
pablotweaks 1 year ago
brilliant, true, spot on? have any of you actually met a scouser/been to liverpool?
halapinio 1 year ago
If his brains were made of chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to cover a smarty, stupid aussie prick.
scouse1958 1 year ago
@scouse1958 you would find that smarties are covered in coloured sugar not the other way round, this whole video is about comments like yours trying to be funny.
VorgeLuhg 1 year ago
@scouse1958 Scouse faggot
turdledayx 1 year ago
totally not funny absolute gobshite shouting fuck doesnt make your joke any funnier ,aussie wanker his material is crap ,probably bombed when he performed in liverpool because the audience didnt laugh at his shite material ,but "everyones a FUCKIN comedian in liverpool" what a bitter arse wipe
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turdledayx 1 year ago