George Bush getting high with Harold and Kumar

[VKrycha]

You are all a bunch of fucking hypocritisaizer.

[TheYTLiberator]

"Now shut the fuck up, and smoke my weed"  -George W. Bush

[Ernestnapoleon10th]

COCKMEAT SANDWICH THAT'S MY FAVORITE - GEORGE BUSH. LOL!

[mickLeed]

It's Marmalade - I've Been Around Too Long

[okmanfine]

whats the song at 2:02, fucking sweet stoner music!

[EvanTimmins]

Duh.

[lateralus1972]

AX7ROH, It's Great White "Stick It" 

[AX7ROH]

Can someone tell me the name of the band and song that starts playing at 0:55 to me it sounds like Dokken or Ratt.

[napalmman420]

"Come the fuck on!" *darts out back door* That part gets me every single time.

[bigmeknurgle]

0:33

"Dude? Dude. Noooooooooooo."

Laughed so hard at that

[mdd07c]

The best scene.

[jock1454789]

what song is that?

[xCoolartizzlex]

12 people don't like getting hand jobs

[Illmatic662]

Why does 4:20 make me feel inspired? Lol good ol Harold and Kumar!

[hebbsie]

3:10 always gets me

[Germifias]

"You just blew my fucking mind" :)

[VincentTON420]

osama!

[91slavoc]

A cockmeat sandwich

[TheJayef]

So shut the fuck up!.... And smoke my weed.  Hahaha

[twst1]

@TheJayef no man...he says, "....i smoke my weed"

[jbanks4life]

Like giving handjobs? No ... You like getting handjobs ? yeah ... Well that makes you a fucking hypercrisor too

[MehStyles]

Holy fuck i have smoked that i was tooo fucking high

[dirtycookie321]

W lol i laced it with blow harold fuck W ya so it knocks u out and keeps going at the same time lol gets me everytime

[fuzzypickle90]

hahah! omfg im in tears

[6junebug6]

I love this scene lol



[pyroherz1]

oh fuck G bay ;)

[Rockman89115]

YOU JUST BLEW MY FUCKING MIND...



[AccessDenied55]

@Rockman89115 That's my new catchpharse

I say it all the time

[MuDvAyNw]

"Lets go hide in the guest house.... come the fuck on"

[novazee]

it's good shit, isn't it?

[chocofrisbees]

- I laced it with blow so it knocks you out and keeps going at the same time.

That's gotta be the greatest quote/idea ever made.

[isfur]

daddy... yeah it's W hahahahahahahahaha

[metalchick3543]

Fuck you, Dad!! Fuck you!!!!! lol

[nicolaisb2]

The real bush is almost like in this video.... just watch all his bloopers :)

[samuelkhi]

you just fucking blew my mind

[rfaz13]

You just blew my fuckin mind



[MySkyizBlue]

they should of made 4:20 - 4:31 an ad for his campaign when he was running

[nizepart0519]

@MySkyizBlue and the speech starts at 4:20

[xtrmsprts]

Smoking expensive weed with George W. and talking shit about other cultures - Total Frat Move.

[braedensb]

found what bush did with all that time off during his time in office.

[Paleoworld101]

Lol i wonder if the real George Bush has seen this before. Best part is the phone call to his dad XD

[sinhalaya2]

Fuck you dad ... Fuck you !!!!

[blahson13]

Hahahhhahahaha "This is good shit, man." "I know, I know, I laced it with blow..." "Fuck? O.o" XDD

[AirForce2218]

what are all the songs on here?

[rkRamy]

3:35 Best laugh ever

[UndercityTV]

LOL.... COCK MEAT SANDWICH!!!!..... LOL........

[derrickEHW]

i like the gesst house

[hauntedmythcaves]

Shit! Its Cheney. That guy scares the crap outa me.

[valzavagoth]

you know what fuck you dad fuck you

[goodmorningpie]

7 people had to eat the cockmeat sandwich 

[xCh34pShOtx]

come the fuck on!

[blanenbishop]

cokehead 4 real

[nightcrow90]

"im just saying i can handle my own SHIEEEET! I dont need them to tell me how to do what to do.. Well you know what? FUCK YOU DAD!" hahaha

[imonpainkillers]

komichibishiwa. fkin' genius.

[KrazzzyKyle]

I watched this just to see the dartboard with Bin Laden on the bullseye of it. Ah...satisfaction... :)

[droptopsixfo]

I know, I laced it with blow

[kalninja]

funniest damn scene!

[thc024]

1:31 well mitubishia lmfao

[kplay12]

Lol the glass hurt my dick

[metallica929]

If only George Bush was really like that...

[blanenbishop]

@metallica929 hes a known cokehead party aminal yale style high street skull @ bones lol

[TheBrownMamba93]

Lol I love his body motions when he says "haha cockmeat sandwich thats my favorite!"

[T3LT]

you just blew my fuckin mind

[Dracks07]

bush is so much cooler in the movie lol

[joshklavender]

"You just blew my f--kin' mi-ind!"

[closeststar]

Haha, Terrorizers

[SnowShredScott]

Mitsubishiwa /_\

[BrutalAsHell]

This clip should be called "Charlie Sheen", because it's fucking WINNING!!!!! Hell, the whole movie is fucking WINNING!!!!! How awesome would it be if Bush really acted like this? He would have been the the coolest, most EPIC president, of all time. On top of that, how fucking EPIC would it be to get high with the president? By the way, remember Kumar's shirt, in White Castle? ("I love Bush...The pussy, not the president.") Just pointing something out.

[TheJADatsyuk]

4:22 on are the most inspiring, smartest words Bush ever said. And it wasn't even him

[EweTubee]

"Yeah, it's W"

hahahahahaha

[movieman410]

7 people are fuckin hypocriticizers

[Rajit3333]

Hello, yeah daddy it's W. I dont need your friends to tell me what I have to do anymore. No I'm not being disrespectful, I'm just saying I can handle my own shit alright, now your friends don't need to tell me what to do for what I have to do. Yeah well you know what, FUCK YOU DAD FUCK YOU. Lol funniest shit ever created by a script producer

[MrDevlin1235]

2:37

[92Krod]

O God its Cheney!!! that guy scares the shit out of me....hahahaha freaking great stuff

[will1129]

Best scene in the movie. 

[juliandereus2]

its not: hey joe

[juliandereus2]

whats the song at 00:56

[natedagr808]

@juliandereus2 Stick It by Great White

[juliandereus2]

@natedagr808

thanks man!

[KadeshLeMort]

@juliandereus2 hot money? something by Motley crue

[SylletBang]

''this is...some good shit''

'' i know hehe... i laced it with blow''

''FUCK?....''

hahaha john cho's face en the way he says fuck is priceless.

[nmmeyer9922]

man id fuckin love to smoke with bush

[zxcvqwer84]

GWB shouls be in moview for real

[8ballangelo]

guys whats the name of the rock song playing when they enter Bushes place????

[gloryandguitars]

@8ballangelo hey joe

jimi hendrix

[bdis89]

@gloryandguitars i dont think it was jimi. it sounded like a remake

[DarkRebel7575]

funniest part in the movie

[The3pidemic]

he has a uzi by his weed.. hah dudes a G

[valebvb09]

2:27 :D

[wilty57]

they thought u guys were terreroizers



[OmgTwisterOmg]

I love the part that george is high.

[slap2tap2]

oh fuck G-bay?

[toyotaisdropped]

you just blew my fuckin mind

[lovelyafghan]

What is blow?

[The12Child]

@lovelyafghan I think that is... fly's egg?? I don't know...

[315beast]

whats the song playing at 3:08

[77KBK77]

@315beast hey joe by jimi hendrix

[theoriginalloveglove]

I laced it up with blow so it knocks you out and keeps you going at the same time

lol

[stickdudex]

oh fuck that guys guys guys im the fucking president you guys are in the clear i can pardon anyone i want

[aFlyMothaLova]

Fuck You Dad! FUck You!

[DovydasRybakas]

lol :D:D:D:D i laughet

-Cock meat sandwich Thats my favorite :D:D

[tacoma54]

OHFUCKSHEBAY!

[HaleyAkaLilMuffin]

he says fuck a lot xD

he wants to fuck them.. heheheh

[superZvegetto]

this Bush shouldve been the the President :)

[MrJonJonx3]

Do you like giving hand jobs?

No sir

Do you like getting hand jobs?

Yeah

Well that makes you a f-cking hypothesizer too so shut the f-ck up and smoke my weed.



[kphzorz]

I know he was a fucker, but I kind of miss him.

[iiFataIity]

"Oh fuck G bay?! te- Tell me you didn't eat that cockmeat sandwich?!"

[thc024]

@iiFataIity my fav part lolz

[nelyat13]

"yea i laced it with blow, so it knocks you out and keeps you goin at the same time"

ahahahaha nice so true

[2pac4e]

"A mishibishua" Lal

[dtihkse]

"they thought you were terrorizers"

[ZackyNF]

THE GLASS HURT MY DICK !

[MrPendejo1321]

the glass hurt my dick lmao

[atomichead777]

if george bush legalized weed in his presidency, i'd take back all the hateful comments i said about him XD

[jacobmontalvo07]

@atomichead777 you just blew my fucking mind :)

[Elthiopia]

Bush: Oh yea??? Let me tell you something, Kumar. Do you like giving handjobs?

Kumar: No sir.

Bush: You like gettin handjobs???

Kumar: *laugh* yea.

Bush: Alright well that makes you a fuckin hipocriticizer too. So shut the fuck up, and smoke my weed.

[LAKid17]

"They thought you guys were terrorizers!" hahaha

[agrowthnerd]

@Elthiopia see that's what we want as the PRES. of the USA

[Salvysahagun]

@agrowthnerd

If Bush actually did this, I would give +100 on his score of -25. Simply to the fact that it prove that he is a fuckin human unlike most of these other political zombies

[pclose11]

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SMOKE MY WEED

[Jalanko13]

So THIS is why Kumar works for the White House Now.....it all makes sense now.

[thejohnman109]

"you just blew my fucking mind"

[neuwboi]

What's the song at 1:00?

[caterpillars1tounge]

stick it by Great White

[8BEC]

@neuwboi let me know if you ever figured that out...cuz im tryin to too lol

[TheJacksfilms]

u just blew my fucking mind :D

[ArianHabibi458]

Shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.

[SNIPERGECKOndETF]

3:10

[alyhenderson2]

"this is good shit!" "i know haha i laced it with blow..." :o fuuuck

[bbdog141414]

"OH FUCK G BAY"

[xiAresx]

"Terrorizers" LMAO

[xiAresx]

"that makes you a fucking hypocritesizer too" LMAO

[yosuanizardon]

wtf happend at 3:14 it stoped?

[ZackyNF]

GREAT ! HAUEAEOHAE

[praffeserx]

yeah well you know what FUCK YOU DAD, FUCK YOU! xD

[solom94]

This scene is priceless!

Cannot stop watching it

[STANFORDMAN11]

hahahaha kumars move at 0:53 makes me laugh everytime

[Slayer1571]

Cock meat sandwich thats my favorite lol that was funny

[MrThuglife1919]

ahhh it hurt my dick, it hurt my dick looooool

[cjpeel95]

honestly these dudes are giving 0 thought into their comebacks lol

[skiballer23]

i wouldnt be surprised if Bush was a cool, laid back, weed smokin motherfucker...i bet he would toke up if u offered

[adpkool]

i so wish i could smoke with Bush

[Hellraz0r]

"...........you just blew my fuckn mind."

Hahahahahahah

[ZackyNF]

@Hellraz0r

HHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

[froobcakes]

thats true actually... a patriot is proud of his country all the time and proud of the government when deserve it.

[PoetsLight]

@froobcakes A patriot loves his country and the people in it, but he NEVER loves his government.

What is love for your government but Stockholm Syndrome?

[amanuscar]

@PoetsLight Yes... just, yes. 

[ilikeurmom12]

0:36 NOOOOO!!

[0FloydJunkie0]

They are not :( Kumar works for the White House now.

[7473302]

4:03 SOmebody says Dumbasses

[reflexskilled]

he said don't mention it

[7473302]

@reflexskilled u mom said dont mention it last night

[reflexskilled]

@7473302 oh good one did you have time to think of that when you were riding yours boyfriends cock or when you were deep throating it?

[7473302]

@reflexskilled thats what ur mom told u but it was actually ur mom going down my cock and deep throating it

[reflexskilled]

@7473302 hey maybe if you spent less time on your knees with your boyfriends panties down you could think of a better comeback instead of repeating what I said.

[7473302]

@reflexskilled haha foo u got good comebacks

[jrmafiamarkass]

@7473302 Foo you spelt fool wrong

[Weedski1368]

My friend scene from BOTH movies and there were a lot - when they giving us a 3rd sequel?

[MissoTube]

" Shut the fuck up, 'n smoke me weed "

My best friend likes to say it, when i'm talking shit during the joint (tobacco one)

Classic video! :D

[cheddarhobbit6]

what are you saying man...you dont make sense little guy

[MissoTube]

@cheddarhobbit6 i'm sure, you understood. :D

[cheddarhobbit6]

thanks man!

[cheddarhobbit6]

its nice to know theres some cool bros out there...later man

[clubby9806]

"You just blew my fucking mind"

best line ever

[WWEbruh]

ii mean 1:53

[WWEbruh]

haha he so tru at 1:46

[Quarker99]

hypocritisizer LMFAO

[buddhika216]

terrorizers lmao

[rome8790]

mitsibishiwa lmao

[kebiwan]

LMAOO I think W. faked that call to his dad to get a laugh outta H AND K

[anmax00]

Well ofcourse he faked it its a movie, an awesome one (:

[Meehuuu]

Mitshubishua xD. Awesome scene.

[DustinDiamondz]

i smoke that george bush pure kush presidential shit

[camarodue]

you know what dad! f*ck YOU!!

[swimmerinstinct]

LOL! I wonder how the real bush sr. reacted to this scene

[savagegreeneyez]

@camarodue why ur dad!!!?

[rasel56]

i laughed so hard when i saw it the first time!