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  • Fucking awesome, he makes my mondays so much better

  • "It's usually wise when promulgating eternal laws to be clear about what you mean."

  • finnly we have the true 10 commandments

  • Why the fuck was there a Morman add before this video...

  • that blue pencil wasn't a blue pencil...

  • #11 Thou shalt not smoke weed :d

  • Amen.

  • why does he seem like he's high?

  • @V3xrog You mean the kind of lazy voice he speaks with and the somewhat tired demeanour? It has nothing to do with being high. He's just being himself, I know many like that. It's much better than to speak like a politician with their fake smiles and constructed voices isn't it?

  • Get em Hitchens

  • Thou shalt not steal: in ancient sparta, it was more like Thou shalt not get caught stealing" see, we do know of one.

  • what i don't understands about hitches commandments is do not condemn for inborn nature,, some one could say they're inborn nature is one of pedophiliac or necrophiliac lust . certain things aren't acceptable

  • @JusBlazeDR "Lust" is different from action. And He does mention not harming children. But I think these commandments, like the pirate code, are more or less guidelines.

  • @JusBlazeDR That is true, however I think its only right (and possible) to condemn them if they act upon it. I think he used this to counter "Thou shalt not covet..." because its just thought. Also I'd argue that being a necrophiliac or pedophile isn't inborn but a defect occurring from some sort of mental trauma.

  • Why doesn't the thumbnail picture Hitch?

    In fact, who the hell is that guy in the thumbnail?

  • @HandiCripple666 Recep Tayyip Erdogan, the Prime Minister of Turkey.

  • THOU SHALT

    TURN OFF THY

    FUCKING

    CELL PHONE

  • What the hell is that he's hiding behind his back at 3:47?

  • @grumpyboomer

    His glasses and a water bottle.

  • @danmalone89 You mean johnny, black.

  • @grumpyboomer

    a water bottle

  • Fucking brilliant!

    Ride on GREAT WARRIOR, ride on...

  • "No.8" at 7:28 YAY! Ain't gonna happen though. And the world is worse place for it.

  • maybe hitch could win dinner with dawkins!!!!! ... oh.

  • george carlin did a much better version of this

  • This is almost as good as George Carlin's reworking.

  • @bmh4d0k3n Your comment killed Chris Hitchens.

  • sparta encouraged stealing

  • "Don't swallow your moral code in tablet form." - Christopher Hitchens

    #10Commandments

  • Goodbye Hitch. You will be missed.

  • Hitch was brilliant and will be missed.

  • RIP Hitch.

  • @starkweather444 after this video I doubt it.

  • You see Christian having conversation with evil if this guy go to il his own country he is islamaphobia

  • @erinman1 I think he's made it very clear in alot of interviews that he wouldn't change anything about his life, especially in light of recent events (he has cancer). I think the unhappiness and miserableness you're seeing is actually just part of his comedic delivery. Also, his mood and health do not reflect the truth of what he's talking about, that is an ad hominem fallacy.

  • @erinman1 I love his wit, his humor and I love him and always will. You must be very stupid not to see that he is a very happy and very successful man in every way. He's changed my life and millions of others in ways you probbaly can't imagine. And that is your problem.

  • @erinman1

    I look up to him because of his great mind, his great wit, and his courage to speak his mind without caring what anyone thinks.

    What does the fact that he's overweight have to do with looking up to him?

    Why does his health have anything to do with it? The only way I could see anyone thinking that heath should have anything to do with their opinion of someone is if they're following Hitlers views. Why else would you only look up to someone that isn't perfectly healthy?

  • @erinman1 Well, you got humiliated. lol.

  • @erinman1 *Equally as inflammatory counter-troll* The absurd reasons why people would look to Hitch as a moral guidepost: he advocates against genocide, genital mutilation, animal cruelty, delusions, slavery, child abuse, racism, pseudoscience, misogyny, hypocrites, homophobia, antisemitism, and the source of all failed descriptive ethics models: religion. You statement was vulgar, tactless, and contemptible.

  • @erinman1

    -

    "Why anyone would look to this guy as their moral guidepost is absurd!

    "-

    No one is. Way to go to miss the point.

  • @erinman1 As opposed to what? Trying to be like the Jesus zombie? Being like a sky daddy that would have you suffer an eternity of hell just for lacking faith in him? What if every parent acted like your God? No human would be alive today.

  • Long live Hitch.

  • If you covet your neigbours stuff ( 10) too much , then the adultery  . murder, theft and perjury (6,7.8,9) will follow.

    Of course it is not entirely possible to not desire your neigbours stuff, but it a goal to work towards.

  • @samslick90 Well coveting also leads to imitation.

  • superb...love the Hitchens 10 commandments.

  • Iraq was is the other thing he is wrong on.

    Can someone explain 5:10?

  • @kaakoo to covet something means that you want it. You can't even THINK of having your neighbor's possessions.

  • How do I contact Mr Hitchens? I know he is in the last hour of his but I have some smouldering confirmations I wish him to hear. I have watched him over many years and despite disagreeing with his stance on the Iraq war was I want him to know that he above all things taught me the meaning of solidarity.

  • Carlin did it better, earlier.

  • @szumwalt No, he didn't. What Carlin done was condensed the original ten commandments into a smaller number of commandments, pointing out that the same behaviours could have been discouraged or encouraged in fewer commandments. What Hitchens does here is writes his own set of commandments that he believes are superior to those in The Bible.They are two completely different things.

  • Love Hitchens and this video. But (hey, nobody's perfect) after criticizing the tenth commandment for condemning thought, he has in the second commandment of his own version, "Do not ever even think of ..."

    Still, ... Right on, Christopher!

  • @ssppeellll Well the difference is that if you don't follow the original 10 commandments you go to hell, but if you follow his nothing happens. He's just adding more emphasis on it.

  • You know what's so ridiculous about the 10-commandments?

    The fact that you had to have them written down.

  • Hitchens may be a great man, but Carlin said it better. & made it shorter.

  • 55 people are hiding and weeping

  • Love this guy. Just wish his way of thinking could be somehow adopted by the powers that be - even if just by osmosis.

    Get well soon hitch.

  • last commandment has another point. Covet the wife implies the wife is a property of man

  • @scienceisknolwedge Bible was clearly male made.

  • Amazing Grace!

  • His last commandment kinda reminds me of that quote by Buddha, "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

  • ok, funniest thing - if you type into the search bar "why religion is" the suggestions are, in order ; "fake" "bullshit" "bad" "wrong" "stupid" "dangerous" "evil" "false" "a mental disease" and finally, "good".

  • @qwerty2460123 in mine, the word "good" doesn't even show up until i type in the letter "g" lol

  • @qwerty2460123 because people already know why religion is good, they are searching for what they can't justify themselves, why it is bad. there you go.

  • @qwerty2460123 May I update that very glorious statement of yours, please, good Sir or Lady? The one and only suggestion, that comes up, is "why religion is... - bad". The top 5 links are: "10 reasons you should never have a religion", "Bad Religion", "religion gone bad", "American Atheists" and simply "Bad Religion". Maybe there is, after all, hope for humankind...

  • @qwerty2460123 different now but still more negative than positive

  • @qwerty2460123 It's beautiful, isn't it?

  • I didn't quite follow the part he says about the Sabbath being on a Saturday. Would anyone kind enough care to explain?

  • @tbolland1991 According to scripture, "God" created the "Heavens" and the Earth on the first day, the first day being Sunday. On the last day (Saturday), he rested. On Jewish calenders and even the present Julian calender, the first day of the week is Sunday. Present day Seventh Day Adventist still practice this. So basically, according to the Bible, the Sabbath is on a Saturday.

  • @666reasons2killU Brilliant. Nice one.

  • He's the best preacher I ever had lol

  • Simply brilliant.

  • @giovanone Fuck. Off.

    

  • @vjohn82 LOL...now I'm convinced

  • @giovanone Good. Now fuck off.

    

  • @vjohn82 HAHAHAHAHA....Venereal John

  • @giovanone Cleaver that one, giovagina

  • @vjohn82 LMAAAOOO..good one.

  • @giovanone I thank you.

  • 3. "Despise those who use violence in sexual relations"

    5. "Do not condemn people for their inborn nature"

    A bit contradictory. Violence by men in relationships is used as an an evolutionary adaptation used to prevent their partners from straying and maintaining fidelity.

    Aggression is caused in part by Testosterone levels which is mainly due to genetics.

    I don't support sexual violence but it can be an "inborn nature".

  • @MichaelH3948 - His definition of "inborn nature" does not include perversions, violence or illegal activity of any sort. He was specifically talking about sexual preference between consenting adults.

  • @MichaelH3948

    Actually, any violence is a result of something "inborn".

  • i love you hitch!

  • Brilliant thinking by Hitchens. For more like this try Gary Greenberg, '101 myths of the Bible' and authors Richard Carrier, Ken Humphreys, John W. Loftus, Dan Barker, Robert M. Price, Valerie Tarico, C. Dennis Mckinsey, Joseph Wheless, Thomas Paine, Mark Twain, Valerie Tarico, Dan Barker, Victor J. Stenger, Hector Avalos, Earl Doherty, Jason Long, Sam Harris, Israel Finkelstein, Daniel Denett, Richard Dawkins, Read the history of protestantism and higher criticism of the Bible

  • Thank you for posting this, VanityFairMagazine.

  • There was more wisdom and common sense here than anywhere in the bible.

  • Brilliant. Much more so than his support to the "War on Terror" (c).

  • Erudite brilliance!! Hitch Rocks!

  • guarantee by God

    that makes my day

  • His capricious and vengeful idea of idea of god that he draws from the tablets is actually broadly consistent with the idea I got from the Imam and Rabbii in my comparative religious studies. In the case of the jew explicitly so "We believe in a vengeful god".

  • "

    who are these people??!! "

  • Steal This Book: great title lol

  • 1:52 "It's usually wise when promulgating eternal laws to be clear about what you mean." Christopher Hitchens - the King of Deadpan.

  • @redlightmax I just read this just now .... and it made me laugh my ass off .... and then I cried! ;)

    He truly was the most ruthless deadpan geniuses ever! .... damn! I miss him!

  • hitch my ass

  • Hitchens #2 = thought crime! I call foul! ;)

  • @oshory I was just thinking that!

  • hmm he also punishes thought...

  • I love Hitchens but he looks drunk in even this.

  • Hitchens is a pure genius!!!!

  • @libetta you are either very confused or very, very ignorant. Or just a cunt

    

  • I heard you are dying asshole

  • @silvana6427 I see that you are the type that has meaningful contributions to make in public forums.

  • You rock, Sir! Be well! And: YES! Long live Christopher Hitchens!

  • It's always interesting to see Chris Hitchen's take on things. I can't say I agree, though - I'll take objective morality over the subjective any day (and ironically this somewhat hesitant venture attempts to make it objective in a way).

    I like how Hitchens * actually* knows a lot about religion(s) in general. The problem is that he doesn't *understand* them - or to be more specific, Judeo-Christianity.

  • @TheHardout2005 Hitch doesn't understand Judeo-Christianity? Well, I'm no expert, but my university professors actually reject that entire term, because if one knows a minimal amount of the two faiths, combining the terms is almost oxymoronic.

    Second, Hitchens doesn't argue for subjective morality, but I wonder how much you know about ethics, because ethics is not a dichotomy between what you call objective and subjective. It's a lot more scrupulous than that.

  • @AR333 I see what you mean - but I'm referring to the use of the OT in Christianity.

    I think ethics is separate from, yet related to morality, is it not? 'Cus morality can very much be objective or subjective. And IF that's the case then you seem to have created a straw man.

  • @TheHardout2005 Referring to the OT in Christianity is not the same as using the term Judeo-Christian. What I said was that the term "Judeo-Christian" is more of a pop-term than anything, because if you actually spend time studying the two religions, the mingling of the terms is meaningless.

    I did not straw-man, I'm saying 1) Hitch does not advocate "subjective morality" and 2) Your dichotomy shows a shallow understanding of moral theory, cause moral theory is not just about sub/objective

  • @AR333 Yes there are differences, but Judaism being the root of Abrahamic religion - as well as one itself - should get a mention somehow. Particularly when the book of Moses, in which we find the 10 commandments, comes from Judaism. But right now I'm not fussed with terminology.

    I'm unsure of what you mean - I think you're arguing from a subjective point of view. If anything, all moral viewpoints are either subjective or objective, depending on belief, so I don't think the dichotomy is false.

  • @TheHardout2005 "are differences, but Judaism being the root of Abrahamic religion - as well as one itself - should get a mention somehow."

    There are differences? K, if my point hasn't gone through, I won't try again. The people who seriously study religion are hesitant to use that term. It's a pop term, not a meaningful one to those who go in-depth.

    And all I said about morality is that your terms are original to you. If by subjective you meant relative, Hitchens does not advocate that.

  • @AR333 No I don't mean relative. I mean they come from without an objective source. If you've seen his debate with William Lane Craig you will see them debating objective morality. Good debate, too. Both very witty guys.

    But that's what I was trying to get at - in Christian apologetics, we speak of objective morality as it comes from an objective source - namely God. Thus one can know that something is inherently good/evil without opinion coming into it. Hitchens uses this but makes his own up

  • @TheHardout2005 It there is a singular moral code instated by God, then God encourages slavery (Leviticus 25:45).

  • @TheOllidon Not if you know what Leviticus is.

    Also it doesn't have to be issued - much of it is innate to each human person.

  • @TheHardout2005 Oh no no no, I agree with you.

    I am just pointing out that Leviticus is supposedly a set of laws from God, but if they are from him then he must be incredibly evil.

  • @TheOllidon Oh I see.

    My understanding of Lev is that its a book of Jewish law which the pharises would pride themselves on keeping.

    Also I guess you could call him evil - but only on a subjective level (while the argument could be made that, on an objective level, if Lev is true and God is omnibenevolent, then everything in Lev is actually the opposite of evil, but objectively good! I won't make that argument, however haha).

  • @TheHardout2005 And, as you know, many of the rest of us see your objective source as a delusion. And I am not sure Hitchens would have pretense to objectivity here. I don't think he thinks any sort pure objectivity is possible.

  • @sunkencheeks Yes, I'm sure. Of course, I've always seen the whole 'delusion' thing as a naked assertion that is patently false, but enough on that.

    No I don't think he does either, but it does appear to be the way he's presenting it. Perhaps he doesn't believe in moral objectivity - I'm not sure as he seemed to evade this in his debate against William Lane Craig - but apparently Sam Harris does, which I found interesting.

  • Now this gives a person, on either side of thinking, something to thing about, doesn't it?

  • @kaymcclain1

    Quite agree.

  • "...and terrible sexual repressions"

    Haha, great speech.

  • what a smart man

  • Remember religion is man's first attempt at science, health, physics, philosophy &morality. Because there was no real way of explaining nature, everything was ascribed to deities-that's why in order 2 identify with nature, people began 2 worship everything. They felt their finiteness within the universe & their susceptibility to suffering meant that their interactions with nature was one with God, especially since humans couldn't communicate with or control nature & animals through any language.

  • hitchens is justifying killing, stealing, lying, cheating, dishonoring parents, etc. where is morality going!?

  • @libetta Your joking right?

  • @13baldjj

    no. maybe hitchens is

  • @libetta

    What do youmean? To reitterate 13baldjj, are you joking?

  • @artspooner

    is he your boss?

  • @libetta

    What are you going on about? Either you've horrendously misunderstood the video or you're just trolling. Which is it?

  • @libetta

    You mean your morality?? It says a lot about you if you need a fuckin' 2000 year old book to tell you not to steal, lie, kill og cheat. I can think by myself not to do those things.

  • @Bhup1978

    EVERYONE'S morality! do you not have it in your photographic memory code? (because you don't have notes on morality lol)

  • @Bhup1978

    oh, and btw, the book does say it but there are still people who commit those crimes. hah!

  • For a better Hitchens speech about the 10 commandments google this:

    "lifewithoutfaith hitchens mp3"

  • 5:08 - 5:26 BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT

  • If i may interject. Though humans may be animals, we have the highest capacity for thought of any known organism on this planet. I know not of any other species that boasts minds similar to Hawking or Hitchens himself. All of the natural world is beutiful, spectacular, and awsome to behold. But then, so are we.

  • This is EXCELLENT!

  • Great Logic: how can god be jealous cruel and insecure (these all are human traits), its certain that a bunch of jealous cruel and insecure people made god.

  • If we were to judge nature by common sense or likelihood, we wouldn't believe the world existed. --Annie Dillard

  • classy

  • Hitch forgot the Golden Rule. But i'll let it slide.

    Just like how your mom let it slide. Last night. In my room. On her knees.

  • "Don't be a cunt" Is pretty much the only commandment I think we need, it sums up what humans as a whole need to strive for.

  • @bertamon jim jeffries :D

  • amazing.

  • "Thou shalt turn off thy fucking cell phone". Hell yeah Hitch!

  • Thou shalt not kill - (Invisible/lost writing: Anyone who believes in the might of our lord). Theres the justification for Moses ordering people killed.

  • lol 4:50 his ass

  • NOTHING SHORT OF B.R.I.L.L.I.A.N.C.E.

  • "Turn off that fucking cell phone."

  • "#9. turn off that fucking cellphone"

    sheer class Mr Hitchens, sheer class.

  • Adultery should have legal ramifications, but not the death penalty! Adultery could easily fall under breach of contract, since marriage is essentially a contract between two individuals and there is an explicit agreement for no party to cheat.

  • @jaymthegenius

    Well thought out. I agree. Maybe they should forfeit 90% of their property.

  • @jaymthegenius But what about adultery out of wedlock? 

  • @jaymthegenius It is the children who really suffer in a divorce.

  • @suggesttwo well, that can be true. However, in families where the parents hate each other so much and fight and treat each other like crap, the kids are relieved when they split, for it makes both parents happier, and all a kid wants is not to see her mother and father miserable. Because that tells her-this is the future...this is what you can expect...and that is how it's supposed to be. Kids only know what they are shown.

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  • @suggesttwo most divorces happen because one of the 2 "hardens" their heart and starts being stubborn. the divorce rate on first marriages is 50% of first marriages, 75% on second and third marriages. in other word one one has hardened their heart it is easier to scrap the marriage once it has been done b4 instead of doing the work and working it out. The one who leaves usually leaves the children with thier spouce. selfishness.

  • @suggesttwo this is true also. But it doesnt change the fact that people can experience misery, and the kids pay the price during that misery.

  • @isisdron If 2 people or 1 person is unwilling(read to selfish or too full of pride to get councel) to change and learn to treat each other with love and respect what makes you think they will take the time to learn this the second or third time around?

  • @suggesttwo well, there is no guarantee they will ever change. Some do- say if they married young and really werent mature enough to handle commitment at the time-they still may realize their own mistakes down the line. This is not certain though, nothing is. I wish there was a magic wand that could make all people make better choices all the time. The world would certainly be a better place for it. Broken hearts are a sad thing. I hope you have a good day.

  • @isisdron God did allow divorce because men hardened thier hearts. That is for things which were detestable in his sight or intolerable. cheating, beating(Mal2:10-16), murderer, thieves, violent people, liers, toublemakers(rumour spreaders, faulse witness:causes fights, injustice),

  • @jaymthegenius ever heard of a "polyamorous relationship?"

  • Not bad, but not nearly as good as George Carlin's "Two Commandments" either...