shane wiht his friends form youalkingtube and talking about that and stuff is like me and my like 1 friend who knows who you are and is also a stalker.... did i just say that? o well.
shane i have an english mastiff named apollo. i am 5'9'' and his head reach8es my chest when he is standing up he weighs 245lbs thats a big motherfucker
My friends and I like to talk together. We have, like a little group, so we always just hang out by the trees. And by hang out, I mean LITERALLY. I was swinging on the branches, and screaming "I'M TARZAN!!!!" and then another time I was screaming "HARRIETTA POTTER!!!!" Yeah, did I mention we're all criminally insane? Luv ya, BUDDIES! (no) ; p
I stopped hanging with some of my highschool friends because they don't really get the internet. They use it for emails and that's it. I'm kinda sad we don't hang anymore but it got to the point where I couldn't talk to them about ANYTHING I was interested in anymore, because they wouldn't understand it, and whenever they wanted to share some "awesome news", I had to stop myself from saying, "Uhm, News? That trended on twitter 3 months ago." It felt like talking to time travelers from the past.
me&my friend like to walk around and talk about boys we like. its weird because 1 of my friend are boys and he acts like hes a girl when we start to talk bout boys we like
I love to go with my friends and act like idiots becuase we aren't self concious and we love to be ourselves... that does not mean were idiots... we just act like them. and btw we love doing the dino walk RAWR MOTHER FUCKERS!
my friends and i are fools. we look up random ass shit on the internet together and disturb people on omegle and fucking play with cats... its crazy. xD
Shane I just wanted to tell you that your videos always make me smile and they really were like an anti-depressent to me when I was going throught hard stuff in my life! Love you Shane, don't ever stop : ) ..
Ok u know how u were like molesting her while she was eating a cupcake my friend did that to me while I was eating a carmal cadbury egg. Uhhhhh and we were @ school lol
and are they real friends or do they use you cuz i really only have like 2 or 3 REAL friends some of the others just use me for my pool and dont really have a pool I just like go to one
Me an my friends slide down the stairs at school on chairs! It's sounds dangerous but it's so funny! I'm gonna try an post a video of it up some time so when I do I will show u :) I think u should try it! But don't kill urself :/ love u shane, keep up the good work <3
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MALACHI! i saw him and was like "yay!! this was when they were at their old house!" i knew right away it was malachi and it was shay's house...im a devoted shaytards fan ;)
I know everyone is joking & its all in good fun but lisa really put addiction in prospective there. Im trying to get free from mine, I had actually tweeted you but never heard back :( definitely dampened my day a little.
i got friends but sum of them cbf hanging or doin nythin so tht sux but i still got sum friends and we all like to go shopping and sing at random people on the street and try and make them run away no joke xDD so fuken funny
@47annie47 That happened to me 2... but dont worry... one day they will realize that... the girl is a bitch and that you worth a lot more than that girl, and that the girl will do that to them one day... so... dont worry things happen for a reason, maybe those people arent good for you...(:
Um, that just reminded me of when I was in class and I was eating icing of a cupcake becauce I was... Hungry and it was white so my friends are like: "it's around your mouth" so I tried to rub it off and some guy was like: "it's cum!" and my teacher got so pissed...
And ever since then when that guy see's me he is like "What have you got around your mouth?" it's really annoying.
My favourite thing to do with my friends in just gossip. And yesterday when it was snowing (haha, it was not even a centimetre big, but its SNOW!) I went out playing my friend and stuffed snow down his jacket. Then he threw snow into my mouth...uh, I didn't want that in my mouth.
I thought this video was called Mouth Porn.
TheSomethingWarcraft 3 days ago
You are now watching the SHANETARDS vlogs.!!!!
Shane+Malachi= O.o uhhh lovely couple ?
XxShiloh 3 weeks ago
LSHAY CRAL STRAIT AWAY I KNEW IT WAS MALACHI
Kattykat49 3 weeks ago
@Kattykat49 i ment shay carl lol
Kattykat49 3 weeks ago
My favorite thing to do with my friends....hmmm......oh I've got it: FUCK! XD
PuReHoTeNeRgY 4 weeks ago
is that a great dane?
emmabean102 1 month ago
i fuckin want ice cream now fuck
maddz2828 1 month ago
OMFG. KAT WITH BANGS.
jstliv4dance 1 month ago
Nothing because I havve none.
LilFrosticle 2 months ago
I used to have 2 English mastiffs, at the same time.
XxMaNgAgIrL667xX 2 months ago
''This tastes like mouth porn''
''This is how I'll name the video- Mouth Porn''
me:~rolling up to see the title~
Shane. NO U DI-AN'T
ccchhheeennn2 2 months ago in playlist All of ShaneDawsonTV2 vids!:)
u were seriously with ShayCarl?????? AGH! <3
TheFutureLiesHere 2 months ago
@ 3:06 " nobody puts baby in a corner" lol
mymidnightface 2 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
Malichi!!
GirlWithAHat 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you're watching this in 1398 :)
HorseDestiny14 2 months ago
who else stopped the video when shane was filming his mouth and started making out with it. no? just me? :D
BloodyVampirelover1 3 months ago
That looks exactly like my dog he is a 120 pound great dane that is over 6 feet when he stands on his back paws
Dawitegrl 3 months ago
i just pulled a muscle in my shoulder :D
BTRwearyourcuda 3 months ago
@BTRwearyourcuda From doing what....
smileytwistful 3 months ago
omg i had the sudden craving for fried chicken and ice cream together
thats so weird... and im not even pregnant
cowsgorawr1431 3 months ago
When you pointed to the dog, without even thinking I shouted "MALACHI!"
SpazyLexi1 3 months ago
shane and shaytards in one video, yes.
UchechiA1 3 months ago 30
its a great dehn
hannah64593 3 months ago
what friends?? jokes, i have loads of friends.. >.> i like to talk about your videos, its always a laugh :P <333
PeachyYummy24 3 months ago
my friends in real life... HAHA
5678danceluver 3 months ago
Kate is so pretty
xxbrennaluvsyaxx 3 months ago
@Katiegies2oaklandon omg same here. my friends think im crazy!
ILOVEMYDOG458 3 months ago
How come i've never seen this video b4?....
ValeriaVillasana 3 months ago
I hope that when I'm like 18,
I can be best friends with the same person for the next 6 years & we can be just like Kate & Shane :D
is that weird..? :I
tigragon908 3 months ago
the first shane vid i watched i got confused becuase there is no side bar anymore......
CrocsRule931 3 months ago
shane wiht his friends form youalkingtube and talking about that and stuff is like me and my like 1 friend who knows who you are and is also a stalker.... did i just say that? o well.
momovomo 3 months ago
shane i have an english mastiff named apollo. i am 5'9'' and his head reach8es my chest when he is standing up he weighs 245lbs thats a big motherfucker
DJMakroFL 3 months ago
i dont have any friends.......
mariahhata 3 months ago
Woah.
"alot of my friend don't know what youtube is"
"sidebar"
HOLY FUKKERZ.
tanis1110 3 months ago
We'r--
We;re
Ice cream.
tanis1110 3 months ago
aw Malachi :)
JordanCostanza 3 months ago
how drunk were u?
SuperCrystalove 4 months ago in playlist More videos from ShaneDawsonTV2
i like to go to the mall with my friends and mess around in the stores lol xD
TheGreenday1999 4 months ago
MALICHAI
xca143 4 months ago
omg he put like 20 sugar packets in his ice tea
MollyMitsyCali 4 months ago
is shane the only sober one ?
SuperSilverSonicStar 4 months ago
i like to talk shizz lol and try to relate xD ik im shitty
mookie5081 4 months ago
Like if your watching this in 45 B.C. Like a basass (Thumbs Up Whores Make Me lol
KillCamMultimedia 4 months ago
Random/ weird crap that not a lot of people would do!!!!!!!
kaykaylizzyjones 5 months ago
"shane dawson is nasty..." lol
peatmosslover 5 months ago
I actually noticed princesstard's dress first than malachi
primeplanet 5 months ago
fucking....jk!
csinosmagyarlany66 5 months ago
AW, I USE TO HAVE 2 GREAT DANES, I have 1 now that looks like that one. :DD
SydandSavvy 5 months ago
my favourite thing to do with friends? shopping and going to movies/having movie nights :)
xVionettax 5 months ago
my friendship is about jokes and pissing teachers off
iloveshan12 5 months ago
When I saw that dog. One thought: MALACHI!!
Arglefumphfan123 5 months ago 40
HORSE DOG! I LOVE THEM I WANT A DOG LIKE THAT!
StripedNinjaMonkey 5 months ago
OMG THAT DOG IS HUGE!!!!!!
seekinggoal 5 months ago
@JustRiseAboveItAll: no, you do.
MsVintagedancer 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you dont care what year your watching this in because Shane Dawson is fucking awsome xD
xxBubbleBuddysxx00 5 months ago
He needs to come out of the closet.
JustRiseAboveItAll 5 months ago
@JustRiseAboveItAll hes not gay..
adria234678 5 months ago
if i wass there i would dance with you shane :)
fatboy956867 5 months ago
watch you. my friends think i have a problem cuz i watch u 24/7. well they have problems too so who gives a shit, right?
Katiegoes2oaklandon 5 months ago
My friends and I like to talk together. We have, like a little group, so we always just hang out by the trees. And by hang out, I mean LITERALLY. I was swinging on the branches, and screaming "I'M TARZAN!!!!" and then another time I was screaming "HARRIETTA POTTER!!!!" Yeah, did I mention we're all criminally insane? Luv ya, BUDDIES! (no) ; p
voldemortrules101 5 months ago
@voldemortrules101 you guys sound gay and lame
PickiestEater 5 months ago
I like eating ice cream with my "friend" awesome right :P
supersonic3464 6 months ago
I stopped hanging with some of my highschool friends because they don't really get the internet. They use it for emails and that's it. I'm kinda sad we don't hang anymore but it got to the point where I couldn't talk to them about ANYTHING I was interested in anymore, because they wouldn't understand it, and whenever they wanted to share some "awesome news", I had to stop myself from saying, "Uhm, News? That trended on twitter 3 months ago." It felt like talking to time travelers from the past.
namelussnicky 6 months ago
call shane 5626061512
SuperAbbie21 6 months ago
VANDALISM!!!!!!!!!
SuperPiemonkey 6 months ago
we run around in school scaring people
wolfbloold 6 months ago
Kate's my favorite
gkat1256 6 months ago
1:30 i have a dog that big and when were taking her on walks people call her a horse, i hate her though.
InvaderTex 6 months ago
@InvaderTex GASP!!! how can u hate your own dog?!?!?!
xlilcoxyx 6 months ago
me&my friend like to walk around and talk about boys we like. its weird because 1 of my friend are boys and he acts like hes a girl when we start to talk bout boys we like
morganrulztheworld 6 months ago
that was so cute when the guy got up all happy when shane extended his hand. awwwe! :D
NadiasAttheDisco 6 months ago
@NadiasAttheDisco
that was my fav part! ;DD
AlexVonVanity 6 months ago
I like making videos goin to amusement parks takin pictures o I freaking love Lisa nova and Shane Dawson!!!!!!!
LoAndy9462 6 months ago
me and my freinds go and throw rocks throu church windows and then talk to some boys then tell them were lezbians ..... ha ha h a ha jk jk jk jk
skyelovesicp 6 months ago
Pranks. Hide... Kid shit :P
greencocobean 6 months ago
Thumbs up if your watching this in 2011(:
BRDHATER1 6 months ago 160
@BRDHATER1 Im not because im cool
ReptileHerpes 4 months ago
@ReptileHerpes Cool story bro.
BRDHATER1 4 months ago
@BRDHATER1 Booring story bro
ReptileHerpes 4 months ago
@BRDHATER1 no shit, sherlock - were watching it in 1830 -_-
ulciiax3 4 months ago
@ulciiax3 Lmfaooooooo Trolllll
BRDHATER1 4 months ago
the dude in the white hoodie in the dancing part looks like my big brother o.o
jandstysinger1 6 months ago
O wait sorry I thought I was first:(
cctheepic 6 months ago
FIRST and also lol she lied about d ice cream
cctheepic 6 months ago
I do the same thing as Shane XD I love sweet drinks. I put 6 big spoon fulls of sugar in/on a bowl of rice krispies XD lol true tho
peacepowerish 6 months ago
To much splenda shane, way to much.
Dynastyboy473 6 months ago
i wanan dance with SHANE! :(
frenchiebear101 6 months ago
GET EM GET EM GET EM GET EM HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
remily7364 6 months ago
i luv lisa nova :)
puri123jam 6 months ago
I love to go with my friends and act like idiots becuase we aren't self concious and we love to be ourselves... that does not mean were idiots... we just act like them. and btw we love doing the dino walk RAWR MOTHER FUCKERS!
kiradunlop14 6 months ago
i don't have any friends :( i wish i had a friend like you shane. ♥♥ love you ♥♥
EmeliAlesJacksonTV 6 months ago
lisa is so cute!
LifeSgreeaat 6 months ago in playlist Bored
my friends and i are fools. we look up random ass shit on the internet together and disturb people on omegle and fucking play with cats... its crazy. xD
1234iloveyouxx 7 months ago
from lisa eating ben & jerrys every night to corny dancing? hahaha :D
Ana5555551 7 months ago
what ever happened to lisa nova?
andydenson2000 7 months ago
@andydenson2000 I know right? She disappeared off the face of the youtube
PickiestEater 5 months ago
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@andydenson2000 I know right? She disappeared off the face of the youtube
PickiestEater 5 months ago
Ahhh it malichi, love the shaytards
Nevaeh0765 7 months ago
PATRUNE!
thebesteressness 7 months ago
how do u get rid of extra fat because i am fat and no one likes me
turtles101ful 7 months ago
Hey Shane, when was your first kiss?
TeenIsaBieberxoxo 7 months ago
This looks like you had a really awesome time.
TrentoSan 7 months ago
I usually make polymer clay creations and go to the mall with my besties I love them so much
Lolaflou 7 months ago
splenda is orginally used to kill ants , google that shit .
liziboo4 7 months ago
i miss those kind of videos, hen you can see them all hang out. It's fun.
TomGi1995 7 months ago
Probably go swimming, then go 2 zorbaz.
:P
jellybean543 7 months ago
Shane I just wanted to tell you that your videos always make me smile and they really were like an anti-depressent to me when I was going throught hard stuff in my life! Love you Shane, don't ever stop : ) ..
sweetblackstarx 7 months ago 18
@sweetblackstarx Last sentence. . . nevermind. . .
ElectricNatureDragon 3 months ago
4:18 nose pick!
goofyboy117 8 months ago
i'm 15 years old, and i moved 16x so, everytime i have like a good friend,, i'm moving again and have to make new friends...
misszootjuh 8 months ago
Malaci!!!!
KnG1Dakota 9 months ago
Ok u know how u were like molesting her while she was eating a cupcake my friend did that to me while I was eating a carmal cadbury egg. Uhhhhh and we were @ school lol
koolpeacekate 9 months ago
i love how you said "my friends in real life"...soo does that mean that lisanova and shaycarl are virtual??
Domototocogastappat 9 months ago
lisa is so cute!!
LifeSgreeaat 9 months ago
It's a YouTube party
ThePitdog99 9 months ago
that dog is small compared to my uncles...
goodriddance11945678 9 months ago
why are all your friends girls
MezSugamaddi 9 months ago
@MezSugamaddi
Because shane's pimpin
Lieufant 9 months ago
MALICHI!!!!!!!!
NCcarterTV 10 months ago
i dont really have that mch friends.... thats y im on youtube most of the time
musicgreen14 10 months ago 185
@musicgreen14 Aww how many do you have
EmoNightmareX4 6 months ago
@EmoNightmareX4 like 2-3 but myreally 2 cuz my best friend moved away : /
musicgreen14 6 months ago
@musicgreen14 well thats ok but I saw your youtube and your friends with like all the famous youtubers to me your like a GOD
EmoNightmareX4 6 months ago
and are they real friends or do they use you cuz i really only have like 2 or 3 REAL friends some of the others just use me for my pool and dont really have a pool I just like go to one
EmoNightmareX4 6 months ago
@musicgreen14 and um do you have a facebook?
EmoNightmareX4 6 months ago
@EmoNightmareX4 ya y?
musicgreen14 6 months ago
@musicgreen14 wana add me
EmoNightmareX4 6 months ago
@musicgreen14 me too...but we all have each other :3
BriluvsDahvieVanity 5 months ago
@musicgreen14 just try to get off the computer and go to the mall or something
iluvshaynaynay 5 months ago
@iluvshaynaynay the mall is like 2h walk from where i live :/
musicgreen14 5 months ago
@musicgreen14 AWWWW FORERVER ALONE xxxx
CapInUrAss 5 months ago
@musicgreen14 same here.
sionv2009 5 months ago
i have a dog like that :D he tries to eat me.... o_o
flames297 10 months ago
Babytard :) and Malachi!
avrillavigneroxalot 10 months ago 3
Your eyes r so sexy
67emogirl 10 months ago
why the hell r they dancing ??? :P
hljbubbles 10 months ago
Me and my friends talk about stupid stuff so many other things lol
sarahpretty1234 10 months ago
Me an my friends slide down the stairs at school on chairs! It's sounds dangerous but it's so funny! I'm gonna try an post a video of it up some time so when I do I will show u :) I think u should try it! But don't kill urself :/ love u shane, keep up the good work <3
itsmejoannelmao 10 months ago
With my friends, we're like eight of us and we go crazy when we're together
SecretRumors456 10 months ago
How come you're not hanging out with them anymore?
hilmanzee 11 months ago
Awww u have awesome friends I wish I had friends like that.... :( but I'm happy that u gave awesome friends :) ^.^ love you Shane !
nataly167100 11 months ago
What does jizz means? pee? lol
XxGinoDxX 11 months ago
@XxGinoDxX ask your parents.
dessylikewhoa 10 months ago
it was soo cute how shay and his wife were dancing togerth
peaceflowersandlove 11 months ago
u have 2 have friends 2 answer that question and thanks for jking about depersion....sorry 4 the spelling i have depersion shane
salvador197425 11 months ago
lisa nova is very drunkxD
amberisgreat333 11 months ago
I LOVE HOW SHANE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO GOES THATS DANGEROUS o.o
amberisgreat333 11 months ago
MALACHI!
amberisgreat333 11 months ago
eating icecream ;)
abananaist 11 months ago
Malachi :D
loalflfe1 11 months ago
shane looks like my cousin at 3:10 -3:15
Aly122097 11 months ago
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U.Barschel,J.Möllemann,Heiner Gehring(author),M.Pflock(political activist),Tron(internet activist),Karl Koch(political/internet activist),Bernd Seiffert(human rights activist),Kirsten Heisig(author/judge),Fritz Bauer(persecutor Frankfurt Auschwitz processes).My brother Markus Bott was tortured 5.5 years by the German BND.I have recorded 450 h on video which ended in the legal system.He then was tortured 1.5 years under the "protection" of the "legal system“
wwwtotalitaerde 11 months ago
lolmygod i was like 'hey that looks like malachi' then shay pops in and im like 'hey it is' :P
sophiejanexox 11 months ago
MALACHI!
livibug98 1 year ago
Shane, Im not a hater or nothin but u were tottally drunk in that vid even though u said u don't drink so.... Im confused oh... Well... Luv ya
shanelover9 1 year ago
OMG!! Malachi!!! haha i have a cousin named Malachi :)
annachristinetv 1 year ago
MALACHI! i saw him and was like "yay!! this was when they were at their old house!" i knew right away it was malachi and it was shay's house...im a devoted shaytards fan ;)
dance4life719 1 year ago
Malachi~!! XD
KumaChanii 1 year ago
Yay it's Shay!
MxRider6910 1 year ago
I know everyone is joking & its all in good fun but lisa really put addiction in prospective there. Im trying to get free from mine, I had actually tweeted you but never heard back :( definitely dampened my day a little.
jenleeboo1 1 year ago
FIRE!!!!!!
legit8392 1 year ago
I watch your videos with my 2 bestest friends :) iloveyou
Em2450 1 year ago
you now wut i do with my friends... I BUTT FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!
Kittehpwn982 1 year ago
415 people are sick of shane and his little camera
supercalibabi123 1 year ago
i got friends but sum of them cbf hanging or doin nythin so tht sux but i still got sum friends and we all like to go shopping and sing at random people on the street and try and make them run away no joke xDD so fuken funny
Clairerulsss 1 year ago
Dnt have any friends. This 1 girl turned all the other girls against me.:(
47annie47 1 year ago
@47annie47 That happened to me 2... but dont worry... one day they will realize that... the girl is a bitch and that you worth a lot more than that girl, and that the girl will do that to them one day... so... dont worry things happen for a reason, maybe those people arent good for you...(:
Perfectgirlbody 1 year ago
@47annie47 holy crap I didn't mean to like that! I'm sorry about that bitch girl!
TheBlueZen 1 year ago
malachi!!!
sisserbee 1 year ago 65
hang at the mall or the skate park:D
Myfavnumberis 1 year ago
my fave thing that i do with my friends is watch your videos until 1 am FUCK YES =D ilusm shane
zcandyangel 1 year ago
Um, that just reminded me of when I was in class and I was eating icing of a cupcake becauce I was... Hungry and it was white so my friends are like: "it's around your mouth" so I tried to rub it off and some guy was like: "it's cum!" and my teacher got so pissed...
And ever since then when that guy see's me he is like "What have you got around your mouth?" it's really annoying.
Tycinai 1 year ago
Malachi yay!!!!!!! He us awesome the greatest dane I have ever seen.
MrBling45 1 year ago 2
I like to go shopping.. or just beeing at their homes and have fun :D that means through a lot of crazy shit in a mix and eat it or just go crazy!
lol ! :D
qweds34mj 1 year ago
It's Malachi! And Shay!
My whole day just brightened. :)
SarahVlogsToday 1 year ago 4
Shay's dog is bigger than that girl!
BIGGER THAN ME!
My favourite thing to do with my friends in just gossip. And yesterday when it was snowing (haha, it was not even a centimetre big, but its SNOW!) I went out playing my friend and stuffed snow down his jacket. Then he threw snow into my mouth...uh, I didn't want that in my mouth.
greenday2themax 1 year ago
lol @ drunk dancing???
McFishyTV 1 year ago
MALICHAI!!
animalLuva97 1 year ago
lisa and danny are like, so cute :)
chexiick 1 year ago
What's the song at 2:45 ? I used to dance to it when I was younger with my dad before he died. </3
OhEmGeeBaby101 1 year ago
Is that Lisa's boyfriend or just a guy??
whiteexpress94 1 year ago
@whiteexpress94 i think its her brother lol they look excatly a like nd it might be
bribri4895 1 year ago
Chocolate is my friend and ppl who love chocolate can be my friends too :-P
ni1046 1 year ago