Best of Pirates of the Caribbean: Rifftrax

[GoldmansNephew]

6:26 - They're Scourge's huntsmen. Haven't you seen the classic Transformers cartoon?

[theeHeisenberg]

the grim, confident face of a man who owns a monkey

[TheKilohn]

mary poppins got shot down

[evanstrand100]

5 people don't visit Keira.. nightly ;)

[WAAAAAAAAAAAY]

"Grim, confident face of a man who owns a monkey"

:)

[clockworkalex20]

Mike Nelson is the only person who can make me laugh 'till it's painful. See: alley cat fight scene.

[TheERHorton]

My poor wig

[NERFMercenary807]

Moby Dick farted I dont know

[89LittleMermaid]

An orc!! oh, wrong movie

[DarkWhisper11]

RIP Mary Poppins, RIP....

[FatKida]

Mary Poppins was shot down over NATO air space

[Digityus]

@FatKida my fav riff and it's the very first one.

[BionicleChicken66]

moby dick farted :D

[Yapshire]

When Mike does his British accent he sound exactly like he did when he played Observer on MST3k. God I miss that show.

[InvisiblerApple]

"I want to see where they're going with this diversion" haha

And that pirate rap bit...Stupid drink.

[bandgeek8986]

Legolas W. Turner?

[sov6rulz]

I love this movie, but this is hysterical.

[2wingo]

"Gillette."

Are you REALLY the best a man can get?

BEST JOKE EVER

[sneakykatze82]

lol S'okay about the sweeps, no one really cares

[mullent169]

Marry Poppins was shot out of NATO Airspace. Right from the get go I laughed my ass off.

[MegaTaylor12345]

would you like some dignity sir lol

[80beatlefreak]

Leave Keira Knightly's boobs alone!

[mde03]

@80beatlefreak what boobs? ;)

[makkasjakkas45]

@80beatlefreak boobs? 

[christimacc]

You know the Riffs are fantastic when someone who has never seen the movie LOLs and ROTFLs.

[ninjawraith17]

3:42

Bill's got a point, God was inordinately kind to the housemaid and I thank Him for that blessing.

[nakedirohtime007]

"Nice to see you've got those ears un- pointed!" LMAO!!!xD

[JaketheGreat123456]

greatest math equation ever 1:36

[Yapshire]

I actually liked this movie. But these three guys could riff the bible and I would still laugh.

[imdb88]

10:34 Orlando, we're not doing the Three Musketeers until 2011.

[WarriorElf54]

@imdb88 hahaha

[KY0UJlN]

"ooo.. my wig" PMSL

[ZombieChimpanzee]

it's the ghost of Walt Disney "don't make my rides into movies!!!"

[loulie1997]

ok in this scene you're super live alley cats, dancing wearily, pouncing at will! And OOO MEOW i gotcha you big o'le tom cat! And ooo rar!

couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes!!!

[eastwing329]

The Thousand and One jokes of Keira Knightly's non-existent Breasts.

[barbaro267]

.....and their sense of sight returns XD

[Serasia]

I really like all of their 'arr' jokes.

Thanks for uploading this!

[MichelleTheWincester]

ROTFL

[loulie1997]

ok in this scene your ally cats prancing at will!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

10:34-10:38

[linnydhs93]

"Thank goodness that TUB put a corset back on" LMFAO

[peiklk]

Chick Fight!

[SStrongIsNeverWrong]

1:55, she hit bottom. ;)

[summzzxoxo]

My pirate hat keeps floating away!

[shaybean54]

its the ghost of walt disney!!!!!!

[ludd911]

His walk is John Wayne, plus Carol Channing, divided by Daffy Duck.

[harrybrodieethan]

Barbossa: awwww wave your hooks in the air like you just don't care, when I say brake, you say the the curse

barke

the crew: the curse

barbosa: brake

the crew: the cures

barbossa: give me a A a R a R aR wahts that spell?

the crew: ARRRRR!!!!!

lol I love this part 7:40

[kurvos]

I love how they make fun of Keira Knightley's lack of any actual boobs. XD

[Bellanzarite]

@kurvos they mentioned in the making of the film that they actually had to use makeup to make it seem like she had some.

These movies are her, plus a couple of cup sizes

[kurvos]

@Bellanzarite LOL And they still look small... oh the irony. XD

[lionroar224]

For some reason this movie always reminds me of Rime of the Ancient Mariner...

[itsthebrew93]

@lionroar224

Up The Irons!

[lionroar224]

@itsthebrew93 Yeah or maybe the zombies running the ship? lol

[kevinhardy]

lol

[Lasadialarwen]

It's weird that Geofrey doesn't have any chest hair....

[Xenomancer686]

LAST WORDS: "I regret... not spending enough time arguing on the internet."

[WarriorElf54]

horray for stunt men

[WarriorElf54]

legolas w. turner

[WarriorElf54]

there are so many lotr references

[WarriorElf54]

MOBY DICK FARTED !!!!!!!RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[barbaro267]

It's the ghost of Walt Disney!

DON'T MAKE MY RIDES INTO MOVIES

[goshenguy]

William!

[randogg1133]

Gastly weather don't you think. Terrible for wigs, really my poor wigs. lol

[randogg1133]

Ooh if this brings harm to my wig! lol.

[BlueMoonsLight]

at :55 "Oh if only I had breasts for this to go between..." I do, does that mean I can have the necklace? Sorry just had to :)

[Skybaby79]

A pirate's worst nightmare?-

A flat chest with no booty

[BlueMoonsLight]

@Skybaby79 lol XD bad joke

[Brunte101]

@BlueMoonsLight not to mention old joke

[flyingrhombus]

mary kate and ashley!

[arwenelf12]

"Yes I now have an outlaw for an in law." LMFAO

[MissAngryGinger]

It's OK Lizzie...the pirates stole my freckles too. -pats arm-

[BionicTurtleWizard]

mmmmmm my wig...

[deathbysnusnuu]

i feel like i just walked through a hot tub here

[GoldenFlither15]

Those soldiers make Thomson and Thompson look competent.

[livinintwilightzone]

We should've cut through Frontier Land...

[drumgol]

John Wayne plus Carol Channing divided by Daffy Duck...lol!

[MrTristy22]

"It's the ghost of Walt Disney! 'Stopping making my rides into movies!'"

[Billowix]

LOOK! A RACCOON!

[Dutchgirl002]

I happen to love pirate costumes! I feel offended.

[sexyglexy]

I would visit Kiera..Knightly actually..

[AngelWitch08]

YOU JUST KILLED SQUIDWARD!

[Lasadialarwen]

Mobye dick farted?

[USSCannonFodder]

Aw why didn't you put:

"Where does it makes birth?"

"Ships can make babies?"

[mineMissHellsing]

"Nice that you've got those ears un-pointed."

"Gimli! Only uglier.."

"An orc!"

"Legolas W. Turner?"

Oh the LOTR references :D

[Jetli2013]

10:49

HURRAY FOR STUNTMEN !! WOOOO !!! LOL !! XD

[QuailsAway]

I swear, one of the commentators sounds like Trevor from "Whitest Kids U Know".

[drumaster24]

Pirates stole my freckles!

[SDLRob]

An Orc!

[EAWebbing]

"YEAAAAHHHH! WAVE YOUR HOOKS IN THE AIR LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE!

WHEN I SAY "BREAK", YOU SAY, "THE CURSE"!

BREAK!

THE CURSE!

BREAK!

THE CURSE!

GIVE ME AN A, GIVE ME AN R, GIVE ME AN R, GIVE ME AN R! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL?!

ARRRRRRRRRRR!!! OH YEAH!"

omg

[fritopindayho]

Manure beard the pirate NOOO!!!

[ManosthehandsofBones]

Anyone elsse love how Kevin says William!?

[banananer16]

in case anyone is wondering, sweeps are those long, narrow oars

[DerelikFilms]

@banananer16

They're also those things from Transformers: The Movie

[FesteringHeadsFilm]

@banananer16 I WAS wondering, and thank you.

[Anynom]

"His walk is John Wayne plus Carol Channing divided by Daffy Duck."

"Another crafty con man who depends on the severe retardation of his victims."

"Now commences the greatest cinematic battle since Pee Wee took on Francis."

"Is that why it's called the Clap?"

"You just killed Squidwird!"

[Jspyster]

"They just killed Squidward!"

[Lanerz84]

i...regret...not spending more time arguing on the internet! I heart rifftrax

[highvoltage95]

Hmmmm, would you like some dignity sir? LMFAO!

[antiquecans69]

Im too sick to be laughing so much.

[mistatibbs]

"I now have an outlaw for an in-law" XD

[sidrad]

The grim, confident face of a man who owns a monkey.

[newm123]

"There there, there's no proof of that, the ship just ran into a door" lmao