New Bike

[ManOnTheM0000n]

dont worry he got his bike

[chachalover13]

White parents.....black kid i think there may have been some cheating going on

[k1r3y]

CHILDISH GAMBINOOOO

[bananasplitlolol]

These guys are hillarious.



[airsoftdeltaforce101]

how can two white people give birth to an african american!

[iori1245]

@airsoftdeltaforce101 ....Aliens.

[TheDancingSaxophone]

@airsoftdeltaforce101 He's not an African American. He's an American who is black. There is a difference.

[ShangoRBG]

@TheDancingSaxophone You're an idiot

[TheDancingSaxophone]

@ShangoRBG No, I'm joking. There IS a difference. Heck, my parents are "African American" in that they were born in South Africa and moved to America. And they're white.

[alienwithahamberger]

niggas is swaggin

[NinjaRacoonDelta2]

I feel awful for laughing.

[berriesncream2]

what in the fuck

?

[whitetiger091]

"Thank you so much! I was gonna kill youuu!"

[F22ARaptorACE27]

CHILDISH GAMBINO!!!!!

[SliverSlasher]

This is the most fucked up comedy i've seen in my life but its fuckin halrious!

[blahbluebird]

The mom looks like my sister lol

[TheGhananB3a5t]

i am offensive and i find this black

[inspiretoimagine]

Yayy! Spring by mcDJ

[PivotSplosion]

one word. ADOPTED.

[ghostrecon755]

wuts the name of the song at the end.. damn will somebody answer that?

[smally809]

@ghostrecon755 Spring by Mc Dj

[ghostrecon755]

@smally809 THANKS! GREAT TRACK!

[mrfingers123]

@ghostrecon755 yeah I want to know too!! Anyone know?

[TonyChukreyev]

"Troy" before Community! 

[SuperStoked420]

What's the song used at the end of the video?

[billySFTC]

why are his parents black

[mateen95]

@billySFTC you mean why are his parents are not black?

[bartvsskinner]

@billySFTC Because his parents were the offspring of couples that were of African American descent, if that was a typo and you meant to say not black as mateen95 stated... He was a foster child. I was being sarcastic but in a friendly comical way cause I like to make folks laugh, no harm intended. Happy New Year!

[NotTheOrleansMaid]

@billySFTC

The same reason his parents are the same age as him. Moron.

[billySFTC]

@NotTheOrleansMaid It was a joke, goddamn.

[Floridaboy7777]

what's the song at the end??

[MultiNoobBoob]

NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE

[crispscooters3029]

@0hBr0therProductions no way that's soo sick why did he go from. Comedy to rap?

[crispscooters3029]

is that childish gambino? plz reply

[0hBr0therProductions]

@crispscooters3029 yes it is!

[EastSidePaco]

.....and pull out your gun.

[HayRachelll]

Both of his parents are white.

[Mike300125]

His mom is the girl he is dating in the memory loss video.

[TheGhananB3a5t]

I like how is crying forthe bike inthe end rather than for his mom :P

[Trollololololful]

@TheGhananB3a5t hey you got the joke. good for you.

[gavocrazy]

anyone else notice the shooter is using an M14?

[kidbadtimeout]

Childish Gambino?

[blznrayzn]

@kidbadtimeout yup

[ScaryFedoraMan]

His parents are white.

youcantexplainthat

[taa347]

@ScaryFedoraMan Adoption.

[KingFats95th]

i think they got him the bike cuz that's the birthday they were going to tell him hes adopted. white dad, white mom think about iittttttttt.....

[SmartSweetTart]

0:57 why didnt he just cut acrosss the lawn?

[catsdogs121]

His mom is hoTTT

[sdgundam37]

whats that song at the end?

[EllMarSin]

I used to want a bike, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[SecondFork]

Well at least he adopted.

[Corson607]

DONALD GLOVERRRR

[Monkeyman3000]

the last scene makes me soo happy, when bobby start shooting the sniper in the air

[nibelungvalesty]

1:45 2 player co-op lol

[375ROCKMAN]

worked for me

[BurntOrangeMan]

How does he have a phone before a bike

[fullm3tal90]

i just starting watching Derrick WTF is all these wrist controls jokes mean i know I'm a noob someone just help

[JonesTogg]

@fullm3tal90 watch self defense by them, one of their funniest videos it will explain it

[DubSandwich]

Does anyone else get bugged by the fact that, that gun is semi auto and he's treating it like a bolt action?

[poeggy199]

@DubSandwich nope

[DylanTReilly]

@DubSandwich No, no one does, suck a dick

[HaitianBrawler]

@DylanTReilly lol

[DubSandwich]

@DylanTReilly Dylan im gonna suck your dick mmkay big sexy?

[natedavis90]

@DylanTReilly actually it bothers me to so you can suck a dick

[IObros]

Tactical light on a sniper rifle, anyone else see a problem with this?

[ImAN3wb]

Black boy white parents WTF

[GoSk8the718]

The black guy should've been the sniper and the white guy should've been the kid.

[R6Crew]

isnt he to old to ride a bike??

[almeidacreate]

@Benchiladas you can't adopt a grown up ...

[1davidproductions]

why does he need a bike he likes to SKATEboard

[LazyBoyVideos]

@1davidproductions i love hpw no one gets it. ahhaha its from jerry :p nice one



[sully01234567]

@1davidproductions no thats ryan

[1davidproductions]

@sully01234567 lol

[KoolaidNarwhal]

@1davidproductions why is he black when his dad is white?

[Zepperl3fthismark]

they need real guns

[Annih1lateThis]

@Zepperl3fthismark They need better special effects.

[BLACKMETALMUZIK]

***

[Benchiladas]

when im grown up i want to adopt a black guy the same age as me.

[Hellbentgammer702]

Ok i have got risk control

[YungLuiyV]

Lmfaooo!!

[seitenshow]

A roller blading hitman now I've seen everything.

The White + White question is easily solvable.. dogooder adopters, duh.

[gkc25]

White + White = Black?

[Cant156]

his parents are both white....I guess that's why he's making music for the white kids...err tight kids

[BodgyHeats666]

him and his dad look just alike

[Qoppa1]

Is this bike giving you a hard time? I've fought a bike like this before. 

[JakeVideoStation]

i think he might be adopted.

[towardstheshadows]

@JakeVideoStation or his wife cheated

[OhhYeahDevilman]

Alternative Ending: Your father gives you the bike but when he hears you were gonna kill him, so he decides to mug you for his money back and crack. So the first thing your gonna do.. is Wrist Control.

[OneWayRoad]

omg i almost cried because his parents were dead and i thought he wouldnt get the bike

[audreyxmusic]

the ending.....oh my god death by laughter

[MrSenseofReason]

I watched this after opposite day and I was confused until :07

[befoul77]

whats the song at 1:47?

[TinnersMcTin]

The recoil from that rifle would knock him off his skates real hard.

And wrist control......whatever that is.

[CrazedFan45]

WHERE'S DA BIKE?! lol and da side of their house is like a fucking mile he took 4ever to get to his adoptive mother

[hermest99]

I just... love how his parents are white.

[InsightStealer]

That song at the end. Thats by MCDJ, do you know who that is? That's Glover kids. Yea, that's right. GLOVER. bikes.

[JoeHodell]

black kid with white parents... adopted.

[mhscandyman]

Real life situation # 17

Your parents are mugging you. They got you a new bike because they want crack. The first thing you need to do is get wrist control. That's when you pull out your dick.

[rstylax29]

both his parents are white...

[MrJojomylove]

Don't worry, they were only his adoptive parents.

[ObZzErVeR]

adoption

[ohyeahfoo]

I was gonna kill yyoouuu!

[TheBashfulBob]

Time to nerd it up - The Sniper Rifle was Bolt Action, like after the Dad is killed, the Assassin reloads it. Yet at the end, he fires 5 shots consecutively :3

[XXdoubleReaperXX]

@TheBashfulBob dude he was loading the chamber not a bolt 

[Mrjulicaro]

@TheBashfulBob its an m14 ebr used by usmc which replaced the heavier and less versatile m14 carbine, not bolt action which holds a 20 round magazine

[beerad0]

NO MOM, WHERE'S THE BIKE!?!? I DIDN'T POOP MY PANTS MOM!!! *sob sob*

[iwatchvidsandahalf]

AHHH is that the guy from community?

[Alahandrino]

@iwatchvidsandahalf The guy from Community is this guy

[im4everclan]

WHY ARE ALL THESE VIDEO"S RACIST?

[Tamae45]

@im4everclan

Cuz you're dumb and think they are

[steepercory]

Who made the song at the end if this vid. I know it's called spring but I can't find it on youtube ;/

[iamnotme1234]

Adopted?

[jbjball]

WHERES THE BIKE!!??!?!



[trolltacular1]

White parents have black child?

You know how black people sometimes have albino kids? It's kinda like that!

[Weirdreviewsnerd]

His parents are robots. No blood.

[MrXavierangel]

He shouldve used wrist control technique. Haha to all the pricks who for some reason find it annoying to talk about the self defense video. Btw your all dick biters. Hehe

[AlexSHavok]

Spring - the track that plays at the end XD

[SnireRecords]

CHILDISH GAMBINO.

[Donatellangelo]

:'(

[JonKramerFilms]

ZOMG.. he's wearing the same shirt as Jerry....

[Catfreak52]

so what you do is get wrist control over the sniper, then take his gun, now he is afraid of his gun

[JetTripleSeven]

Post one more comment about wrist control. I dare you.

[roshmatosh]

So that IS donald Glover...

[CPMVtutorials]

Nigga stole my bike T_T

[Loraxcoffee]

Does every video have to have a fucking wrist control comment?

[lozer13]

@Loraxcoffee Yes.

[kingkimotado]

if they would have got him the bike before, he could have got to his mom faster, if if they black kid had hops, he didnt cuz he had white parents

[Rushgoon1]

This must've happened before jerry crapped his pants.

[arcturusnfshp]

the camera work in this is so good

[hephistus101]

@arcturusnfshp I was just thinking that.

[luisito3999]

on 0:58 MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM she got shot then music stops LOLOL

[xhandofdethx]

niggah stole my bike

[eric61111]

@xhandofdethx HAHAHAHA

[ryan50ryan]

im pretty sure sniper bullets are expensive. could have used that money to buy 2 bikes, LOL.

[templerunes]

@ryan50ryan $4 dollars a round. you let me know when you find a 4 dollar mountain bike.

[ryan50ryan]

@templerunes you win this round.

[templerunes]

@ryan50ryan xD

[truegamer44]

what is that song at the end?!!? So chill!!! :D

[SemiAquaticRhino]

why did he have to snipe from 20 feet away?

[Sasarrus]

@SemiAquaticRhino Because you see, this is a skit

[hhhkevin]

614 people didn't get new bikes

[starkitty5]

He wore the same shirt in Jerry

[cordelfloyd5]

now they no 2 get wrist control

[freddyt615]

donald glover lost mad weight @_@

[MrJconley1]

MOM! MOM! WHERES THE BIKE! WHERES THE BIKE!

[bboyphancy]

how is there no going back?? lol

[HugitoAfilms]

Haha I loved how it became intense so quickly!

[zipperthehamster]

GAMBINO IS A MASTERMIND

(thats childish gambino) :)

[NenrirGilga1]

In What Neighborhood Is It Natural For A Skinny White Kid in All Black to Rollerblade down The Street With a Military Quality Bolt Action 90 Zoom Snipe Rifle?

Also, How Did No One Hear Those Gunshots?

And Where The Hell Does One o To Get Such a Gun?

[LetheSoda]

@NenrirGilga1 The best neighborhoods, willful ignorance, and he got it through extensive use of wrist control.

[TheDEERHUNTER11]

@NenrirGilga1 ur jokin right??? its a commedy

[NenrirGilga1]

@TheDEERHUNTER11 Yes I Was Joking. Except for the last part. I really want that gun.

[Omircoid]

blah blah blah something about wrist control.......763257632 thumbs up

[MrSoccerwill]

okay to things his parents are white and he is black

and thats a girls bike

[InvertedDoubleAces]

Lmfao he called him and he was right there infront of him lol.

[jkeuwk]

This might be the best ending I've ever seen.

[SiccBoiMinnis]

Thats Fuqqed Up. Lmao



[BloodySmile22]

@SiccBoiMinnis why cant you type "fucked"

[InajayeWolf]

And they ride off into the sunset. Really?

Really?

Epicly GAY!!!!!

[michaeldatuin15]

Where was the wrist control!?

[sanelloves]

well the plan is already is in motion hahahah

[fluutje112]

Nigga stole my bike..

[hyperacti]

"No, dude, there's no going back. I gotta go."

*Shoots dad*

LOL

[stud002]

awesome. anybody know the song used?

[stupidmonkey84]

wiat he sitting on the roof and no one saw him

[DjFr3QaZ0iD]

He can hire an assassin but he couldn't buy his own bike? I love Derrick Comedy!

[FatherofVulcanLogic]

He must be adopted or have the problem Michael Jackson did because both parents are white.

[Guitar6943]

WHAT THE FAYK!!!

[X3LoveV]

Jesus I love Donald!

stop at @11 seconds its funny