Quarantine Beard, by The Fully Sick Rapper after 95 days in Quarantine

[Misspiper21]

fuck you are sooooo funny!!!!!

[DerSandwichToaster]

Having a whole bunch of beard-video recommendations because of this awesome stuff! :D

[nitzchick]

daysavu

[HereticsRight]

Am I the only one that thinks he looks like Jim from the office?

[jessiikah414]

@HereticsRight

yes. lol.

[MichaelkSimmons]

sooooo.......what? you were really quarantined? and then you set your nuts on fire and learn to pole dance?

[choni1975]

omfg TOO funny. Thank god i dont have a quarantine beard. However love it when they dose on heaps of laxxettes and IV you to the bed...

[JizzyMiller]

hahaah trippy

[derekbilldaly]

Hmmmm I have the very same style of beard.... I love the description you give of the beard owning you.

....oh and dont tell anyone that I told you as it would effect my status as a man but....mosturiser helps get through the itchy phase or at least sunscreen...

[chkz77]

Conner + superman boxers = perfection

[jeffinsight]

Haha Brilliant!!

[jeanpal206]

i feel sorry for u

[jeanpal206]

latric? lol



[s062393039]

Fully sick lol

[doespaluzziwork]

OMG through it all you manage to keep your humor and spread laughter!

Rock on! You are an awesome sick man. Not sick sick but sick!

[777Jacko000]

i have a shweeb beard

[xxSxBxx]

so idiotic yet i still clicked "thumbs up"

[CaptenAwsomeXD]

I like your quarantine beard, it's awesome

[rak1711]

nice beard...handsome face

[Teresatard]

Your quarantine beard is sexy.

[watermakesmeurinate]

your beard is glorious.

[lamerslammy]

can anone explain to me why is he quarantined?

[GrandHighGamer]

@lamerslammy Infectious Quarantine-Bearditis... that and he had Tuberculosis.

[lamerslammy]

@GrandHighGamer what does the quarantine-bearditis do?

[GrandHighGamer]

@lamerslammy Makes you grow a fully sick beard and dance around half-naked with a Transformers mask on your head.

[Carneg1eBear]

My dad once grew a beard like yours in something like 3 weeks. Now THAT'S something to be proud of.

[justeddynolasco]

i want a quarantine beard with out the quarantine. I could jam to this stuff all day

[ABainTrain]

this is bad ass dude! haha i swear. I want one of those cameras too.

[Morgleberries]

PLUG IT IN THE WALL

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

THE FULLY SICK RAPPER IS BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD ON MONDAY !!! THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING AND FOR SUPPORTING ME!!!!! SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL, BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WRITING AND FILMING LOTS OF STUFF IN HERE THAT IS GOING TO START POPPING UP ONLINE VERY SOON!!!!!

[montrealcdn]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren why you were so long in hospital?

[8920616p]

your awesome

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

Hey guys... Check this out if you are into blogs and stuff... I just learnt what they are... Here is one about fully sickness and that kind of stuff..... fullysickrapper.tumblr.com

[QuitePossiblyANinja]

what exactly are you in quarantine for?

[bboytobz332]

@QuitePossiblyANinja tuberculosis

[351cruddy]

one bored but talented fella

[FredRemusSirius]

Awesome beardness!!

[nicholaspatey]

Haha! This is awesome! Bears are awesome! Glad you made this video man, its really great, i hope you get better soon!

[Cherry14Lover]

Great vids! Hope you get well soon!

[Arbiboy]

XD!!!!!! Cracked up when you look at the camera while the photo comes up!!!!!

[danbreadandham]

Beard suits you so much more

[hrag500]

I'ts funny how his in a hospital and he made this vid..

[boylanglo]

F*ck, this is your sickest rap. Lolz. Can't stand for the half of it.

[underneathabodhitree]

although I could never grow a beard such as yours I caught myself singing this in my truck today. thank you haha

[MrJkent94]

I like these videos but I'm afraid if i keep watching them i'll contract some type of internet spread tuberculosis and then i'll be in quarantine.WITH NO QUARANTINE BEARD TO KEEP ME WARM OH NOOOOO

[elvenwoor]

quarantaine beard, anyone who is washed up alone on an island/confined to a room, should have it

[cherrypeachespie]

haha this is one of my favourites of your songs! That beard is frickin' awesome dude, I think that you should keep it once you get outta there :)

[MeansDarling]

Pretty good beard.

[Memmafy]

her name is jody

[Memmafy]

my mum looked after you fully sick rapper =>

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Memmafy Oh really? I have been cared to by several nurses... I hope she had good things to say about me!! :)

[TheJennifreak]

That beard may "own" you, but you totally rock it. :) HAHA, awesome, this is one of my favorites. Get well!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@TheJennifreak Thanks :)

[AnAfterWave]

This is so ingrained in my head right now. Approve of the quarantine beard :D

So how exactly did you catch TB??

[WildIsaWoman]

hi mate....saw ya on the morning show and thought id check ya out....congrats to ya and I hope you get well soon. Its defineately the way to pass time in hospital

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@WildIsaWoman ... It was engrained in my head for a couple of days... everytime I looked at myself in the mirror I was like "I have a quarantine beard... I have a quarantine beard... Quarantine beard, quarantine beard, quarantine beard!" I couldn't sleep because it was going through my head, so I had to put it down and be done with it!!!!! Hahaha... My demon beard.

[CRAZYREAPER95]

man i just watched ur vid on the news

[bacillusmustdie]

Hey mate, greetings! Awesome attitude you've got there :)

Isolation is hard, I know this first hand, as I also did my "TB time" in the hospital for 3 months, than 2 more years on drug cocktails. No matter how bad it feels, NOW is the eye-opening and life-changing experience and with attitude like yours you'll get over the TB soon. :-) Just remember: You must stay positive, to get three negatives :) I am sure that by now you know what I mean.

P.S. What are you on right now, second line?

[AwesomeElephant]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren ha makes total sense! In our own way, we're all wierdos by the end of the day. (totally didn't plan that rhyme lol)

[devilononeshoulder]

ha ha that's the product of some seroius isolation alright. funny stuff man. get well soon.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@devilononeshoulder WEIRD BEARD!!!

[ruup91]

LOL That is funny as HELL!!

[AwesomeElephant]

**gone (can't help correcting myself..)

[AwesomeElephant]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren man I bet it was/is boring..... I say stay sane, but wow. I would have most likely hone a little nutty. (or gotten extremely crabby) by now. You're awesome and strong and you can do it!!! Be better soon! =)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@AwesomeElephantHahahaha... yeah, it has had it's boring times, but I'm holding it together by being a weirdo, if that makes sense!!

[txsnow22]

I like how your rockin that rockets bball backboard. Very nice

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@txsnow22 Yeah, a friend actually dropped that off with some other bits and pieces to help keep me busy... It has been working!!!! I can hit a 3 from almost anywhere in the room now... When I'm not off my head on drugs...

[WaywardBrigand]

Holy shit I lost it at "IT'S ELECTRIC!"

You are a hero.

[OrganicPomegranate]

IT'S ELECTRIC!

[sromer]

hahahahahahaha , awesome vid

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@sromer Thanks!!! It's pretty weird!

[Puchiko47]

Made me smile.

[beauhunnter]

You look good with a beard, though.

[AwesomeElephant]

I feel for you man! Glad your staying sane... I think. :)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@AwesomeElephant There is nothing sane about this one... This was a VERY bored Sunday afternoon :)

[N1NJ4lVl4573l2]

I love your vids. You should try and get one of your doctors or nurses in one of your videos. That'd be awesome.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@N1NJ4lVl4573l2 I was thinking that it would be RAD to try and get a couple of them to do a dance with me... THAT would be killer... I'll see what I can do...

[isaveu]

Love the new video, thanks for keeping us all updated on your sanity . Did the Easter Bunny drop off any eggs for you and is he also under quarantine now? :P

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@isaveu This seems like SO LONG ago now, that it was Easter... But yeah, I got a couple of eggs, but luckily they were delivered by the Easter Nurses, so no rabbits had to be contained with me... I would've enjoyed the company of a bunny! A PLAYBOY BUNNY!!!

[FayefknSAVAGE]

This is really cool! I saw you on the Doctors! You made my day, I loved watching you and I enjoy your videos. I hope they let you out soon, AS LONG AS YOU KEEP MAKING VIDEOS!! :) ROCK ON

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@FayefknSAVAGE There will be more videos to come!! Plenty more!!

[kobedog14]

i just saw you on the dr's show too but i missed the beginning. great videos. keep your chin up! i see that you don't have a girlfriend but i'm sure you'll have your pick by the time you get out of that room! :) -cindi

[kobedog14]

i just saw you on the dr's show too but i missed the beginning. great videos. keep your chin up! i see that you don't have a girlfriend but i'm sure you'll have your pick by the time you get out of that room! :) -cindi

[missjulie30]

I just seen you on the doctors show in the usa for the first time. I looked you up on here and seen all the funny ass videos. You are cracking me up! I work in a hospital here and I would love if a patient was as fun as you.

[tomrich553]

is that a rockets basketball hoop?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@tomrich553 YEP!!! Long live Hakeem Olajawon!!

[im1ofakind11]

What is quaranted?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@im1ofakind11 ... Hahaha... Quarantine??? It's an isolation room in hospital...

[im1ofakind11]

Hey christiaan I hope that you will feel better I love your videos there so funny and your so creative :) :D

[covingtonwn]

I'm glad it's a "man beard" you definitly don't want to be rocking an infant beard or any other type of beard...

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@covingtonwn .... Well in it's early days it was an infant beard, then a lady beard, then a teen beard, then just a beard.... and now it's a man beard.

[MattAlgren]

Your quarantine beard is dead sexy.

[ciran042]

Lol, it suits you

[wrappedinred]

Would it be selfish of me to hope you don't get better so you don't stop making awesome quarantine songs?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@wrappedinred ... Ummmm, a little bit, cause I'll still make videos when I'm healthy and well... and to be honest I'm kind of keen to get healthy and well again, because licing in a hospital kind of puts limitations on your social life... Not to mention your sex life!!

[wrappedinred]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren But I guess the "sick" from "fully sick rapper" won't have the same feel to it....

I'm sure you won't have problems with your social...ahem..sex..ahem...lif­e when you get out ;)

[Beshrewed]

This hasn't left my head, Christiaan. I hope you're happy with your electric quarentine beard.

Do you have random visitors to the hospital? Or do they have a policy that they have to actually know you before they let them in to see you?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Beshrewed ... Hello there! Umm, definitely not random visitors... I can have visitors, but it's really just close friends and my family, because they are the only ones that would have had potential exposure to me already anyway...

[Beshrewed]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren but they'd have to duckbill mask and gown up though anyway, right?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Beshrewed Yeah that's correct mate... They can't come in the door without surgical masks.... technically also rubber gloves and little plastic aprons..

[jondirk]

Cute legs.

[BeatriceFang]

I love you.

Please get better soon. You are awesome.

[beantrouser]

I am so impressed how all these songs have not faltered from such a high standard of awesome! Keep it up! Woot!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@beantrouser Thanks! It shalt be kept up!

[MrMattworld]

I'm such a fan...You're so funny. Hope you feel better soon. Keep up with the funny songs. Greetings from Holland

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@MrMattworld ... Thanks man!!!

[DBIproductions]

You're telling me? I just reached the itchy phase... chin hell, it is!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@DBIproductions ... Before we know it we'll be in chin heaven... Our beards owe us that.

[thomasstroobants]

you should give it a name, so you have some one with you day and night. I have some sick chesthair I like to call Bruno. Imagine what I would be in quarantine.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@thomasstroobants ... If my beard had a name, it would be Maximus. Maximus Facial Hairus... General of the southern facial region.

[heyloveexpress]

i just really love you hahaha

[extremedealer]

bro i had a beard like that but yours is mader because it comes from qurantine. how is your mental state????

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@extremedealer My state is pretty mental if that says anything!!!

[shanootah2]

i wish i could grow a beard as handsome as yours :(

[happysmilez9999]

Do you play video games in quarantine?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@happysmilez9999 Not many... but my beard has expressed interest in this activity, so I think that it's inevitable that I'll start doing this more often!

[bmhit1991]

YES!!!! A song about a beard. My beard feels less lonely in the world. Props from another beard slave!

[bcbird]

Keep growing the beard out!

[si11ypucci]

Love the Fuji Checki, you can get Hello Kitty film for that you know.

[TheElijahsmantle]

Christian, I give you my props. I really hope you recover soon. You're a really brave guy you know that... , and I just admire your videos. I really like the new look. You look awesome for a guy who's being quarantined. Keep up the good fight! As soon as you now it, you'll be out the hospital in no time.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@TheElijahsmantle Thanks very much man... I don't now how much of a "look" it is!!! It's more of a "natural growth when kept in isolation"!!! ..... But thanks either way!

[ReigningAshes]

man i love your videos! i really hope you get out of quarantine soon =) i would love to see how to take youtube by storm while not held hostage in the hospital =)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@ReigningAshes Thanks heaps.... I plan on continuing making videos when I'm out of here...

[wgamefreak]

@Starspell27 indeed, we dont let u down Christaan. u must be damn bored, you got us :D yay , get well very soon christiaan

[A711owner]

i got to say this video is hilarious. I kinda want t you to do one of those things were you take a picture of yourself everyday and then see how you changed over that time period.

Hope you get better

love from the U.S.

[jimmyrocks655321]

The sidebar description reminds me of Metamorphosis. No, I don't suggest reading Franz Kafka until they let you out.

It's good to see that you're still like half a dog in there. :)

[Starspell27]

That bit at the end with the camera just shows how damn bored you must be. *hugs* Don't worry. You have thousands of internet friends to help you... yay!?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Starspell27 It definitely helps... And my beard just loves the attention

[ddAdmire]

good thing your country has a health care plan. i can not even imagine how much that would cost here in the usa.

[LTGvoyarger]

was obama not planning to make that happen in America?

[spearman792]

Uh. Not really. FSR kinda has to be in quarantine until they get rid of his TB.

But lets leave politics out of this.

Nice job on the video, and get well soon! :)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@ddAdmire ... This is actually what is such a danger about the growth in multi-drug resistant TB... The world will literally NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD to treat it if it keeps spreading... Multi Drug Resistant TB costs 100 X MORE TO TREAT than standard TB... If you add up time in isolation, medications, medical costs, lab tests, the full 18 months treatment that it requires etc, it would be likely to cost over US$150,000 for the treatment that I'm receiving.

[Guitarrassdeamor]

If you started a donation fund...I'm sure people would help the cost however they can. ;)

[javajunko]

hey, just wondering....is that a quarantine beard that you're growing?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@javajunko No. It's a quarantine head that my quarantine beard is growing.

[cripling123]

Awesome. 5 stars

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@cripling123 ... 5 beards

[bobozim]

hmm..I'd hate to say this, but it's not your best. But it's cool that you're spending time being creative rather than lazin around like do even though im not quarantined

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@bobozim ... Thanks heaps for the honest comment - I know this, I just knocked it up on a boring Sunday in here... But the beard made me do it, I had no choice but to obey the beard.

[bobozim]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren those hair follicles can be quite demanding sometimes

[lindseyiscliche]

stay strong buddy, we're all pulling for you

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@lindseyiscliche Pulling like the beard hairs pull at my face each day? As I long to scratch the beardy itch that it enflicts on my cheeks? Thanks :)

[ilovecutedorks]

yep

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@ilovecutedorks What?

[woody0900]

you ar e my favorite person ever! :) get well now! :D

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@woody0900 My beard thanks you... And wishes you all the best with your day

[woody0900]

i had a pronominal day. and my beard hopes you have a great day as well! :)

[ChateauOfADoubt]

I'm rather fond of your quarantine beard.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@ChateauOfADoubt It is fond of compliments too... It grows with pride

[MrDrunkhellokitty]

im sorry that you have tb

[mitchskater]

damn...almost makes having TB slightly more attractive

[lordofdogtownign]

shave it off into some crazy pattern

[angstmonkey1]

Awesome Polaroid Camera? Where'd you get it?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@angstmonkey1 I ordered it online, it's a Fujifilm Instax... New little bad boy they brought out... Captures beard growth effectively.

[BingoBoxer22]

You've actually becoming a complete looney, it seems. But that's good, everyone likes crazies. Keep it up, man! Canada loves you!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@BingoBoxer22 Beards love Canada

[Jimmyhandz]

If only I could grow such a manly beard...

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Jimmyhandz That was a sign that you are not ready... The beard will find you, when your face is ready to carry it

[Jimmyhandz]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Thank you for your wisdom

[kazigi]

So great. Wish I had a quarantine beard.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@kazigi ... If it is written in your stars, the beard shall find you... It will pull you out of the crowd and plant itself on you.

[portugacog]

I had a feeling you were going to do a video about the beard, who needs No Shave November when you have quarantine beard

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@portugacog I hope I'm outta here by bloody Movember!!!

[CasaManNL]

best yet..

[simeonbd]

what a great catchy tune! Its stuck in my head now!!!! Great!

[LuisSalazar369]

AMAZING!!!! :D

each video is better than the last one, although my favorite still remains being the germophobe video :D

you are AWESOME! keep the awesome job!

[tylrlist]

kick the hell out of the TB man you can do it!!!

[crimsonmango]

ahhaaa thats so entertaining, you know what its ELECTRIC!

[j03l5k1]

fuck these videos are shit now

[hiphopisdead34]

This was so ridiculous it was effing hilarious. Keep it up!

[AmourCestVous]

lol.Your Quarantine beard is sexy....

[LadyxLavender]

Haha, I likeed this, I thought it was very cute. And crazy catchy, which will be unfortunate for the people around me for the next few days, haha.

[Guitarrassdeamor]

So what's going to happen??