Bikini Carwash

[DFTANerdfightario]

I liked watching the clouds on the car :D

[dooshahn]

1st step dad

[DesignMads]

aww that was a cute couple wink :) made me smile :)

[ASHSOPHBFFS]

Omg when I was drying my moms car with a shamwow she told me to get it wet I was like what?!? U get it wet to dry it?!? Oh, shamwow what do u bring us next? xD

[cavemonkynick]

I was honestly scared when i read the title.

[sterlingfan12367]

wth

[panicqueen01]

HOLY *shirt*!!!! I just watched a commercial promoting Wheezy Waiter's new video before this video started!!!!!

[combatarmsvids784]

O........OMFG THIS IS THE ORIGIN OF BANJO MUSIC BEFORE IT WAS EVEN A THING!!! any1 else pick up on that?

[yellowreed12]

AWESOME car!!!!!!!!

[jliz1589]

LOL step 1

[aceofspoons]

for some reason rlly kl watching the sky move across your fiesta like that 0.49 / 0.59 / 1.14 / 1.22 athough the best moment of the video by far is 1.25

[oliverandm]

I can't do step 1 cause i don't have a dad :( Why you make me sad wheezy waitooor

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[gg10009]

I Love Your Dad (:

[Thayer79]

I moo... Wait YES!

[zero1343]

When I saw the title I was expecting you Yo be in a bikini lol

[Tristinwvz]

FANCY FORD FIESTA

[swwimmbabe]

Wink guy looked a LOT like you. It's kinda creepy.

[FarmerJordanbrown]

0:45 - first person car washer.

[mmp2011]

banjo faceeee!! <3

[Koru]

Wow, you've got foreign viewers? Badass!

Also, I don't understand shammies, either.

[AlizaH11594]

the clones didnt help?!?!

[Tayp1234]

HOW many potatos do u own

[comedylover925]

The clouds move on the car :D

[spaceknight64]

we commenters need to unit in body and mind to have the true wisdom of the Hive Mind, the relationship we all have through our minds.

[Hunkadunga]

"but how are we gonna fit all of those iguanas in one balloon?" HA

[Eskilden]

Wash your rims! Hardyhar!

[RhymingMime]

I love the reflection of the sky with all the clouds moving fast. :D

[bigggyd]

I don't experience group thought, thumbs up if you feel the same way

[EverHungry8FryingPan]

*gasp*

you used Banjo music without making a Banjo face!

HOW DID YOU RESIST YOURSELF WHEEZY? HOW??

[Theblargen]

@EverHungry8FryingPan

he did not have a banjo face back then...

[PocusUK]

wow just noticed how much Ford have ripped off the front of a Peugeot

[0lelouchlamperouge0]

You should have used a Shamwow! It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like, a sponge!

[uCherandiCher]

I love that you wear specs!!! Just one more reason why I'm asking you to marry me.

[GigglePoot23]

your glasses make you're look from like the 60's craig :DD

[FunnySun10]

Italian winkers!! And I experience group

thought.

[beastintwin2]

woeeeeeeeeee a toweelllll

[Mer1002]

You're dad is pretty epic. <3

[artofcows]

towel

that's amazing

I mean

so new

so revolutionary

so wheezy :-D

[ilovemycatoreo]

XD Step one.. get a dad

[thereptilejunky]

in sovi russia wheezywaiter make wink for you

[skybotme808]

can u tach me how to make these kinds of videos plzz

[runemashta]

2:23 It's Niko Bellic!

Seriously he looks just like him.

[Daffy711]

@runemashta hahaha

[weth3k1ngs]

was anyone thinking this was awesome if you did it was group thought

[13mark31]

step two should be to get a sandwich

[ish0121]

i agree

[FatCandyKing]

@13mark31

That means step 2 would be get a mom, step three would be have her make a sandwich

[ninjabob2456]

I experience group thought.

[marryjwanna23]

rhymes with may and starts with g

[DLCBJE]

@marryjwanna23 Gray?

[flamshiz]

aaaah carl jung

[kabloozie]

your dad has a nice regional accent. charming.

[OhEryka]

lmao!

Step 1. Get A Dad

:)

Great vid!

[forrest225]

shammys are magic, if used properly there will be no need for a towl

[pennygoo]

wow those ppl at the end of your video were really cool!

[SoFiascoSays]

How are we going to get all those iguanas in a ballon?! :D

[cosmopolitanthinker]

O mio Dio! Italiani! Ma grazie tanto! Che bello...

Mi piacciono sempre i tuoi videi. :) Ciao bello.

[beardieboo]

ooh snazzy glasses!

[JohnFatt]

That Fiesta is beautiful; I can't wait for Ford to put it on sale in Summer of 2010. But, you never used a Chamois in your life? Wow. I hope the soap you used to clean that car was actual car soap, and not dish or laundry soap; they are too abrasive for a car's clear coat. And, don't forget to wipe up and back; never in circles! Ford rules!

[dupebrains2]

Whatever the guy below me said.

[Dyslexicbadger]

I experience Group Thought.

That is all

[justartison]

How do you decide who gives the wink at the end? sorry if i'm being stupid!!

~Nat

[wheezywaiter]

deciding on a wink is sort of a random process. Sometimes I go with winks that are just on mind (which means there's probably something special about them, like animation or hilarity or special effects). Sometimes I go with the oldest ones. And sometimes I go with ones that for some reason fit the theme of the video.

[kookieforcocoapuffs]

oh. my. gosh.

i love you! you're my alltime hero, Craig!

can I call you Craig? too formal?

Sorry, Wheezinator.

=]

you're videos are the best. anything else is jank blasphemy.

[Actionman1988]

@wheezywaiter Winking to the theme? That's a bit intense. Plus there would have been at least one person winking next to a balloon full of iguanas.

[potterlove]

Hey. You look kinda like John Lennon with the glasses. All you gotta do is grow your hair out and find yourself a Yoko. haha :)

[TwilightAddict96]

woah there!!!

[haleykirk91]

Wear your glasses for a whole video!

[dneujahr87]

Already been done. Check out "Knowledge Glasses" video.

[toufupowa]

woo!

[Bradley0612]

i didnt know you guys had Ford Fiestas in the States

[bigdsears]

Heck yeah, Jim Anchower has a sweet Ford Festiva!

[PinkAntenna]

Definitely was expecting you to be in a bikini.

[imgod84]

i dare you to film yourself washing your car in a bikini... actually i double dare you!!

i think the beard will make the bikini ummm... pop :P

[makepeacenotwar0505]

The two winkers at the end of the video were adorable.

[padfoot918]

The two winkers at the end of the video were adorable.

Oh look. Group thinking!

[WorldofWit]

you look a little bit amish when you are washing your car.

[bluebirch114]

um... they are, I'm not

[thewink]

GROUP THOUGHT FTW!

[CGmovieproductions]

GROUP THOUGHT FTW!

[ModernApple]

I like your car! I have a hard time reaching the top of mine though... ugh i envy your tall-ness

[DinosaurrsGoRawrr]

Related videos - Toddler Abuse In Car Wash.

Nice.

=)

[BethOnTop]

i didnt think you were supposed to wet it to dry the car!

WHAT? you wash cars differently to us English people ;) haha x

[laughter4400]

haha, related videos - christina aguilera's car wash.

tough break wheezy.

[fatboyfinn]

i know from experience group thought can be really embarassing...

[tubulance17]

Lol you look cute wearing glasses.

[FeatherDustah]

yay italian wink :):)

[JonnoStrife]

You need to get a shamwow! Its made in germany and you know the germans always make good stuff!

[DJE179]

is this the hose? haha

[pookiehohn]

The early bird gets the worm.

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

Aw, your dad's so sweet, washing your rims for you. xP

[IAmViviLee]

OOOOHH! the wheezy wagon looks so shiney! *_*

[elffia]

"And now lets make a wink for wheezy waiter" awesome!

[abcdefghijkati3]

Yayyy ballooned iguanas!

[caseadillas]

Not all of us have dads =( way to make me feel excluded Craig.

[worthlesspeon13]

I love your Dad's accent. He's like a sexier, beardier, more alcoholic Sarah Palin.

[zunathanzu]

he sounds Canadian

[chrissyjeano]

He sounds Wisconsinetian.

[Tardis910]

Wheezy glasses! Yay!

[matt062992]

I've just paused the video before it's started. I want all of you to know, judging by the title and Wheezywaiter's body structure.. i am very hesitant on hitting play... here goes nothing!

.

.

.

i'm actually a little disappointed

[jasperkt]

believe it or not, washing your car with a hose in australia is illegal!!! thanks to our stage three water restrictions. looks like a lot of fun to do!

Apparently shami's are an australian thing as well....=D

[zostertoaster]

man, this video is probably going to get triple the hits just based on the title. i'm liking the strategy. heh!

p.s. the beard was extra fantastic today.

[ShatteredDemon]

group thought!

btw you get hotter everytime *sigh*

[dneujahr87]

What a relief you're Grandma returned your car.

Bugs in the mid-west? Geez, I can't imagine such a thing

At 1.03 Your wallet is huge. You need to clean it out.

I'm so glad you and your clone are not punching each other. You and you have come so far.

This whole comment is sarcasm. Sorry!

[DudeWheresMyMind]

man I experience group thought.

[divinacomedias]

bikini atoll meltdown

[xgobobeanx]

so thats how you wash a car! doh!

[AECSRQ]

I thought the cow on her wedding day would have said to the farmer, 'Look over there! it's a monkey falling off a bike!'

But then it wouldn't have been a joke.

[wilsontech1]

That car is cool; and getting dad to detail the rims is WIN.

[artvandelay13]

yes, i experience group thought.

and so do i.

[hexachordal]

THAT'S RIGHT, CRAIG. SAY THE COMPLICATED WORDS ABOUT BATTLES WHILE YOU'RE FAR AWAY.

Psh, amateurs.

Nice car though.

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

your beard is getting quite bushy

[123MangoTango123]

I'm likin' these John Lennon-y glasses.

[mcrpree]

now im sad..i dont have a dad!

[venomisinmyblood]

I say I said I moo first.

[sarahstarface]

My my, your beard was exceptionally longish on car wash day!

[ghostwritten87]

Loving the clean car.

And yes, funky glasses :)

[metcoNepraC]

with those glasses on , you look like the lovechild of phil collins and john lennon...

[jus4quix]

The is a book at my local library called:

A Time for Trumpets: The True History of the Battle of the Bulge...

In My pants.

[Iamthemaster2]

heres a scottish joke:

I used to have mad cow desease but im a'right nooooooooooooo!

[Machoman920]

your awesome

[skofadown]

sexy

[naomignome]

yay for sociology terms!

definitely group thought.

[dneujahr87]

Group thought:

How does Craig continually improve each video? Seriously, watching someone wash their car should not be this entertaining. You sir, are a MASTER!

Love the glasses.

[tennisluvnerd]

Wow! I washed my car yesterday. We had "2 people" thought! :)

[cookie4monster4]

Sponsored by ShamWOW, are we?

And also, you look quite sexy with those glasses upon your eye sockets. :o

[catrific]

Love the glasses.

[tennisluvnerd]

Oh... group thought! That's what I was thinking. ;)

[lalamoola]

JIMMM

[doctornoise]

That Fiesta is a pretty dang sweet car, but it eats bugs like an infant eats cake. Messy messy.

[Fiveawesomebooks]

So hows the Fiesta now? Squeaky clean and ready for business?

[Weevil888]

bigger balloon?

[mattxix]

bigger balloon?

[wheezywaiter]

oh, thanks for the tip. We'll check into that.

[uno2004]

YES WE ARE!!

[idiatico]

YES WE ARE!!

[candyandapples]

a shammy?

was it a shamWOW?!

:P

[analog56x]

hahaa

shamwow!

thats awesome!

[CrayolaaWonderr]

I love how the car wasn't even dirty to being with.

[Mike019232]

Where are the girls in bikinis? :(

[BobStockYT]

i moo

[jdandrewszt]

Best closing wink ever.

[kaosboy13]

We loved this video...

[pixonu]

No bikinis? Shame on you. haha :D

[CBrook5]

hive mind!

[splicegrrl]

Get drunnnnnk.

Sorry, I have to say that every time I see your dad.

And yay for Italian winkers!

[chirocker]

Inducing groupthink again, Waiter? Someone notify the authorities.

[legomyfrodo]

I thought that was a yellow shammie was a shamwow! ahahah. I do experience group thought at times..like someone probably already said something about a shamwow :P

[coldplayisawesome]

um, yes.

[getawesome12]

hahah i love how you "dont know how to wash a car". or maybe you really dont.. and have to go to your parents house every time you wanna get your car washed :)

[avfischer23]

oh.. i didn't know the answer to that..

and i love washing cars, i couldve just done it!! oh and your dad clearly has a wisconsin accent. oh i love accents. =]

[MaryAnimated]

Damn construction workers. I was looking forward to that dance. :[

[LalalalalaLauren75]

oooh shiny

[peesemould]

I like the way your dad says "hose".

[TheZombieFlanders]

Bwahahahaha. I was honestly expecting you in a bikini, Craig. That would've kinda made my day.

The more I see of your car, the more I love it. I might just buy one when they're released in the US.

[meatwad111]

is it i moo?

[WhoRadley]

I need you to get better, nerdier glasses.

Thx.

[Ash9214]

I'm thinkin waffles.

[hyperionkp]

i like to think it's mob mentality. xD

[Pulpulpullie]

Nah it's just the easiest joke.

You know how humor and commenters mix..

Not. (insiders joke (haha))

[charliesgotaguitar]

it's not group thought, it's just people not being original ;)

[MelaniePortrip]

same thing

[heidenhase]

You look great with those glasses :P But even without them, you are my favourite youtuber. Thanks for inspiring me.

[kattlinyakno]

i want ur car. altho i cant drive. i steals it anyway!

[rigodelsa312]

ooooh, SHINY!!

and i swear after you put the glasses on i wasn't sure who you were anymore

[EricsEveryNewDay]

Craig, you are a better man for not making a ShamWow reference during that sexy car wash.

[AleeEvermore]

I am a bit disappointed this wasn't a video of you ashing your car in a bikini. But I do like the way you dad says "hose." That made it worth the watch.

[AleeEvermore]

Ashing? That would be even stranger. Washing*

[dripduke]

Ford is paying for everything associated with your car (gas,insurance and whatnot's)...so shouldn't they pay you for washing the car?

[ludicroustruth]

you kind of look like john lennon in your glasses

[jkimisyellow]

Wow. Such a suburbian town... like Schaumburg, Buffalo Grove, and/or Glenview.

I have group thoughts quite often. It involves one naked person of one gender, and a lot more people of the other gender.

--jkim

[jackeyramone]

Wheezy looks major different in his glasses

Awesome time-lapse!

And