Garth Marenghi's Darkplace Episode 6 Part 1

[MrAluminumJacket]

"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Marys body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air conditioned. They tried all the position: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hellbeast ate them."

- an excerpt from 'Juggers' by Garth Marenghi

[TheKallista]

I love to rubbing Dr Liz hairs.

[Saebeck32]

"He ripped her shoes and panties off in 1 movement" Genius!! I would like to see someone actually do that! lol

[TheDowntown86]

6:17 O.O

Sanchez is hotness

[atnasomfg]

Every single line is gold.

[Hearsticles]

Jechichi has trolled every video, while using phrases like 'take the piss from us' and 'rubbish', while pretending to be American and hating Darkplace. Trolling does not make you worthy of one molecule of Dr. Rick Dagless' synched up ball sweat.

[Hearsticles]

"YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, Liz!"

*instant tears and running make-up.*

[F5S7N9]

I only watch this with increase phytocannabinoids.

[centerofthemind]

"Get me Doctor Rick Dagless, MD, NOW! Yes, I'll hold!"

[donwantstobesedated]

Superman 2 truly was a tragedy.

Why did Superman have to beat that guy up at the end? Was he really that petty?

[TheKeyboardSmasher]

Richard Ayoade rapping is the best thing I have ever heard.

[jw65000]

I heart Matt Berry.

[LordClaremorris]

Was he at a gay bar?

[dingleb3rryx]

Where is this pitch black area of the hospital he is always driving through for so long?

[lobsopdoy]

@dingleb3rryx That's the road.

[dingleb3rryx]

@lobsopdoy ultimate darkness.....i'd expect nothing less from the Legendary Garth Marenghi

[RWSThe101]

lol darkplace darkplace darkplace darkpl darkplace! THAT FUCKING GETS ME EVERYTIME IN THE INTRO!

[xrockthe40ozx]

"Then a hell beast ate them." 

[elmohasissues02]

I love that the book he was reading was called Buggers... and also Graham Linehan <3

[mayflyforyou]

the whole opening scene when he reads from the book...yes.

[Hegerridadorno]

Best show ever.

[matthewstras]

"You shut your mouth Liz!"

Instant makeup-thick tears.

[gabbacadabra07]

dressdress

[CONSTRINGACY]

His dark place isnt really that dark! My dark place is full of nazi zombie brain eating rapists!Much scarier tho not as cool!

[unholyimage]

So why is there a naked dude in that bar?

[prshortpants]

@unholyimage I guess things really were different back in the 80's!  ;-P

[jella11]

"Bon ape-tit"

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

"...then, a hellbeast ate them."

how does Garth do it?

truly a titan of terror.

[BlueLightSpecial90]

That song was amazing.

[clipcalhoon]

this is the most amazing show..its bullshit i cant get a us format

[VanillaSwirlsOfDoom]

The "One Track Lover" video reminded me of "Jess's Girl" =D

[DefWish]

"He's right, Sanch; one of the main reasons I went into medicine was for the laughs. That and the pussy, but that dried up ten year ago, if you'll pardon the expression."

Comedic genius.

[nessadv123]

ROFL....'All in all she's a little off color!' *Liz's face is normal*....'You shut your mouth Liz!' *Liz's mascara running down and eyes are watery*

[deadredeyes]

"I wish I was more attractive like Dagless"

[MordaciousFilms]

God, I love Liz and her terrible jokes!

[slickguitar777]

OOOOOOHHH!! GOODD!! I FORGOT TO FLUSH! priceless

[PotholesInMyLawn]

Get a tin of soup, poach an egg in it... serve it up with a Pork Pie Sausage Roll!

My God the green women is very pretty!! WOW

[jcgamer107]

Then, a Hellbeast ate them.

[Cthulian]

My favorite show when I was a kid.

[soulcalibar3]

dude ive never been 100% sure is this show like supposed to be stupid? or is it serious and just came out stupid? and when did this show actually air?

[elleoneiram]

@soulcalibar3 It's supposed to be stupid and then the "creators" talk about how brilliant it is.

[soulcalibar3]

@elleoneiram ya thats what i thot.

[thomasimon]

@soulcalibar3 It's basically a parody on all those sci-fi shows from the 80's

[jechichi]

@thomasimon just trying to take the piss from us Americans, brits cant do comedy. full stop. dharma and gregg, all in the family and everybody loves raymond. thats comedy. this is just rubbish. grow up.

[thomasimon]

@jechichi I guess we just have a different feeling on what good comedy is...ever heard of the best comedy show ever, Monty Python...British. And the shows you name are shit. And why should I 'grow up,' I'm not crying because a show 'has shit special effects,' even though that's for comic effect

[Harizl]

@thomasimon

Just leave the lost dog alone, he probably thinks 2 and a half men is good television. /shudder

[Tiwaz81]

@thomasimon

He doesnt get it. leave him to saved by the bell and happy days.

[Tiwaz81]

@jechichi dharma and gregg=gay. all in the family funny if your 6.

Everybody loves Raymond, now that is funny.

[Tiwaz81]

@soulcalibar3

I think it was around 1999. It was made in 1999, basically its some shit actors who made a really lame sci fi series (50 episodes) but seem to think its shit hot.

[benjaminbode]

@soulcalibar3 Do yourself a favor, stop thinking.

[433nicole]

matt berry ftw!!!<3

[heliogabalus227]

Argh! Nightmare!

[kalebpage]

LOL the part at 7:15 where it instantly changes rooms made me spit my drink.

[claushouse]

they tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal.

[clobber75]

the brocolli shot killed me

[audrywolters]

I hope Rock Band puts One Track Lover on their game...

[candygameengine]

"Shuggoth." lol, a send-up of "Shub-Niggurath" from H.P. Lovecraft lore.

[justanotherpigeon]

Haha the neon cocktail sign in this is the same as the one in Old Gregg's place!

[din5ixfg]

@justanotherpigeon

Haha! Well spotted.

"I'll crack open a fresh bottle of Bailey's!"

[justanotherpigeon]

@din5ixfg Haha thank you! I'll make a crumble! Teacher said mine was the best one.

[kdzwgns]

"one of the reasons i went into medicine was for the laughs. that and that pussy, and that dried out ten years ago if you pardon the expression"

grey's anatomy needs some writing hints from this show! it aint got shit on this show

[kreigor]

Bon apa TIT! 1:35

[Bawlztodawalz]

"...and then a hell-beast ate them." haha x)

[Forgottenboomer]

LOL "my ass is grass and hes got a lawn mower u dig?" "painful" hahaha

[DollfaceNesmith]

then, a hell beast ate them. Yes. AWESOME. lol

[syngyne]

@DollfaceNesmith Yeah, that gets me every time too.

[mezaloth]

Ya know, the way this show is done reminds me a lot of that late 80's She-Wolf show...only they were serious

[Rita3500]

One track lover...too great! XD

[ninarenee322]

"if we lose our sense of humor in this place we might as well kill ourselves."

[iCarb0n]

and then a hellbeast ate them

[whowantsabighug]

the steering wheel is on the wrong side :D

[SpartanM621]

@whowantsabighug

Europe Mate.

[whowantsabighug]

@SpartanM621 what?

[Vexed34]

His bulky totem beating a seductive rythm.

[franks1no]

dean learner is a champ and a half

[Melaisis]

'That and the pussy. And that dried up ten years ago if you'd pardon the expression.'

Absolutely lmao.

[shade1978x]

Holy crap, this looks exactly like an 80s soft rock video. Love this show.

[GodSymmetry]

bon appe'tit

[Ciaran55]

Dean Learner at 6:33 reminds of Michael Jackson ..

Love that guitar solo at 6:40!!

[smello897]

2:03 wata legend

[mastrokid]

that is such an 80's video!

I love Matt Berry. . .AD/BC was brilliant!

though I'm half expecting to find out he's not really british. . .it would ruin it for me if he was, say, canadian. . .

[DrMattDestruction]

hey! i resemble that remark!

[whowantsabighug]

@mastrokid well eddie izzard is hilarious, and hes from yemen!

[mastrokid]

i do love eddie izzard. . .

i'm just joking though. canadians are just so easy to target, sorry DrMatt

[buttlord123]

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like a enraged shark......

Classic writing

[pennydesouza]

'...and I've worked with Lulu. And four other people'.

[cfjackson123]

the door the door open the door sanch

[heatflash888]

@noun12345 - you'll get over it, and if you dont, too bad.

[TheJamesypoo]

'Then a hellbeast ate them'. Just love the way he says it :]

[noun12345]

Kinda pissed that you spam Darkplace videos with messages for your stupid-ass channel.

[stevenuuu1212]

"On top, doggie and normal"

[lolwatches]

This is the best section of Darkplace. There are better episodes but this is the best part of the best show.

[chuck1990bb]

Westerns and erotica, genius.

[rosenblattrecitals]

Then a hell-beast ate them.

[JacksonWHU]

"Bon ApperTIT"

[buttlord123]

He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like a enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm......

Im not usually a line repeater, but I can relate, such word chemistry sends chills up my scrotum

[Ason19]

Half the reason I went into medicine was for the laffs

[SolMaster]

"There are scenes with him and me where I think you're watching him as much as me"

[Cripps01]

"shut ya face liz!" lol

[TurgidPantalones]

bulky totem

[Hagar7]

"One Track Lover" encapsulates why the 80s were simultaneously brilliant and total shit, all in about 45 seconds. I laughed until there was blood . . . and bits of sick.

[hellonightlove]

@Hagar7 Good thing this wasn't made in the eighties eh?

[CelticDragon0]

@Hagar7 #LOL

[eddy2299]

my arse is grass, and hes got a lawnmower

[RileysWill]

they should put this on adult swim, id deff watch the other episodes.

[theMasterChiefRules]

it was already smart guy

[RileysWill]

only like 2 or so episodes were on , and only for a short time.

they play really bad shows non stop on adult swim , itd be nice to have something good for a change.

[theMasterChiefRules]

actually what they did was play the whole season once, over the course of six weeks and then never again have I seen an episode on Adult Swim. Great show though I wish I could buy a dvd

[PhillyDickinson]

Yes I'll hold!

[falstaffswims]

what the fuck is that transitional "darkplace!" at 8:29-30? it's got me fucking cracking up.

[o5iiawah]

Im a one track lover!

[Macca343]

then a hell beast ate them

[poithrowdown]

NO! you shut up... that was funny!

[Eeriemaiden]

AAaaah!...what?!...i forgot to flush!

[scared2mosh]

is this for serious???

[neildavid]

she don't know that

[hellajet]

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

[magic118]

the angle on Liz's eyes when she is saying ''i'm washing my hair'' etc makes it funnier.

[balucious]

They tried all the positions. On top, doggy and normal.

I L out louded

[SultanChase]

Classic 80s music (and music video) with Sanchez and Thornton.

[xlxGh0sTxlx]

get me docter rick duglas mdig now,...... yes i will hold,

LMAO thats funny

[TheFIZZEL19]

Heard of yours pal.

[gometsaz54]

Ahh the title sequence at he beginning never gets old ^_^

[borismuller86]

exploding ambulance

[NIN992]

I think liz looks so hot when she's all sad with the makeup running down her face.

[doctordominica]

"then a hell beast ate them." now that's good horror porn.

[mckeownc1994]

ahhah shut ur mouth lizz

[matrixman124]

I wish I was more attractive like Dagless.

[richardmoores]

so do I old buddy. So do I.

[Lunchie555]

god the opening theme of Darkplace is like cleaning my ears with sand paper due to the keyboard parts. Love the show though

[AshRotten101]

I DEMAND A SECOND SERIES!

[darthkahn45]

It would be awesome but it can never happen, the whole idea is that it was axed.

[04rkeigh]

And the way blacks do running!

[LoardAfroDuck]

hell yeah one track lover.

matt berry could sing me to climax

[unkling]

Why is there not a region 1 dvd of this? Really, this is one of the funniest shows ever. If a person doesn't find anything from this ep funny, I don't want to know them.

[PS3xlxGh0sTxlx]

i screwed your mum hard and it sounded like this o o o o ah ah ah ah harder ye uumm

[bollocksface]

"Bon appe-tit"

[RequiemForABuckeye]

Love the cheesy lingo. Garth Marenghi is so damn arrogant, lol.

[flowvenus]

Egg in soup, bless him!

[Pstassio]

This is the most brilliant show ever. Hats off to the Brits. You dominate the field of TV comedy like the Romanians do gymnastics!

[JinEfreet]

Yeah, and like the Irish do getting drunk and Mexicans do stealing furniture!

(I don't actually feel that way towards any ethnicity.)

[LordMoriya]

Is that Nick Frost at the beginning as the guard fellow?

[Bartima3us]

Thats Graham Linehan

[IamStevenD]

the guy that plays the guard wrote Fr Ted.

[borismuller86]

and black books and the it crowd. man's a genius.

[monkeymanNr1]

"CAUSE the temperature to hot going way to fast, and I knew that our loving was to hot to last"

[Emilin8r]

"Bulky Totem" lol

[LouBo87]

Shut your mouth, Liz

[booshloverfor4ever]

I bloody love that song! This show is great!

[athleticsgirl23]

OHHHHAHHHHH!!! I forgot to flush!!! There's just too many lines to recall...

[firekind1980]

all the positions lol 3? excellent

[heliogabalus227]

then, a hell beast ate them.

epic.

[napalmnacey]

HA! Graham Linehan! *loves*

[londonerforrock]

i have to start syaing 'my arse is grass' now, too good a saying to let slide

[axel151]

"They tried all the positions - on top, doggy, and normal"

[BurtonFarnsworthUK]

one track fucking lover! best sitcom song ever

[spotlitkiss]

bon apetit

[spotlitkiss]

some people are plumbers - that's there gift.

[playerthe2nd]

fukin love graham linehan

[d1z2c3]

This episode is genius.

[Zachccccc]

6:40 hahaha 6:48 best parts especially Richard Ayoade 

also 3:26 hahahahaha

Hilarius

[chocolatethunderpua]

Who's sad they never did the Sanchez PI spin off?

[iAwexome]

me.. i am

[thereflex101]

good lord, look at berry's body!!

omg, best song EVER - thornton's rap is comedy gold.

[Oscar301]

they tried all the positions: on top, doggie and normal...!!!

[Br4ntburz]

Then a Hellbeast ate them...

[buttlord123]

brilliant geniousism.

[jimjurtz]

his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm ha ha ha ha

then a hell beast ate them

[willfreedo]

The best 80's song was made in the 00's. Someone must have opened the gates of Hell in some random hospital for this time paradox to be possible.

[jimjurts]

then a hell beast ate them

[steph0rw0d]

HAHA "one of the main reasons i went into medicine was the laughs. that and the pussy and that dried up ten years ago"

funniest thing on darkplace

[Meevinman]

lol the skin sample in that little baggy.

[slide543]

During the song the steering wheel switched sides.

[WhereforeArt]

Then a hellbeast ate them.

[BurtWilson1]

"Look now".

[gspotgaz]

Bon appetit

[XanderLogan]

LOL Pissed myself at the last minute of that! Shut your mouth liz and her instant tears!