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  • Newport born newport bred real as fuck and sick in bed ;)

  • WARNING Do not watch this video while brushing teeth. I just spat toothpaste and spit all over my keyboard and desk @2:40

  • This actually makes me feel homesick! Hahaha

  • Better than the original! It's a long time since I heard anyone sing so prettily about being sick in a taxi.

  • If this gets filed and taken down, appeal it. This is clearly a non-profit parody which the label cannot touch. That is "fair use"

  • Without Mark Williams and Welsh Open nobody would hear of this fine town.

  • The Welsh Assembly Government dropped Assembly out of their name recently.

    Big up to Plaid Cymru, and the Welsh Gov'nory??? WTF

  • why would you take this legde song off youtube? stupid fucks.

  • LEGENDS! Why might youtube take it down tho?

  • love it wanna go to the port

  • @aninutter101 a1[GOT]sphotos[DOT]ak[DOT]fbcd­n[DOT]net/h photos-ak-ash4/s320x320/310934­_10150364625412798_758507797_8­630030_2066608238_n[DOT]jpg <- proof. now shut the fuck up you fat slag. i win.

  • @aninutter101 yes, i am highly jealous of you since you live in what has just been named, the worst city in the UK.

  • @aninutter101 well you're from newport so i'm not going to take your opinion personally.

  • @aninutter101 I am perfect.

  • @aninutter101 to make fun of people as stupid and illiterate as you.

  • like the chorus

  • @aninutter101 I'm going by your terrible grammar, and the fact that every single person I know from Newport is an absolute scumbag. Most even admitting to that. Now fuck off fagboy

  • @aninutter101 I'm not trying to say anything. I'm saying that Newport is a shithole, and that you are an illiterate fuck. I can tell you're from Newport due to your lack of intelligence. Dirty port scumbag.

  • love it

  • I cheered at Caerphilly Cheese!  Is that sad :D

  • Caernarfon massive BIG UP! North Wales in the hoouussee!

  • best thing i have ever seen.

  • Its the Newport festival today :D

  • Absloute Genius how could anyone think of this!

  • this makes me proud to be from Newport <3

    i remember you singing this at the re-opening of the transporter bride.... genius <3

  • genius

  • Makes me proud to be from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy­rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

  • Turns out its Gavin Hensons. His voice is bloody hilarious

  • This is genius.

  • Managed to keep a straight face until 2:13 "Twinned with Gwanxi Province in China ... There's no province finer"

  • ROFL CRAIG BELLAMY the WELSH FOOTBALLER. I DIED AT THAT LINE.

  • Brilliant.

  • one word AWESOME

  • one word AWESOME

  • Thanks for upoading this, i hope it stays on for as long as possible. I can't travel through Newport without thinking of this. If i could download it legally anywhere the rest of the carriage would be subjected to it as well!!

  • @Atheist4life youtube2mp3 converter ;)

  • That is quality!!!! Nice One!! :o)

  • The ying to my yang, the Craig to my Bellamy!(8) love it♥

  • babbles = tits. just so you know

  • Much better than new york haha!

  • BEST EVER! :D <3

  • look at goldie lookin chains version!! it's called 'you're not from Newport' - coz they ain't!

  • Genius!

  • Legend =]

  • Brilliant!

    I love the fact that Llanfairpwllgywngyllgogerychwy­rndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch (I hope that's right!) fits to a tune!

  • big up newport!!

  • EMI Records don't like this. x9.

  • brilliant!! really well done, and thax to the law change, maybe this wont be brought down :)

  • and same here :P

  • just saw this on the news lol

    

  • brilliant haha

  • Fantastic work with great lyrics and visuals. And it's funny!

  • @palmerleggings

    nah man shes fucking fit as XD wank bank haha

  • is it just me that finds her pretty fit?

  • funny bit @ 3:06 where woman sits in front of the woman and doesnt notice her singing! megalolz

  • Look at Goldie Lookin Chain's version!! It's called 'You're NOT From Newport'!!

  • llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy­rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch..­............. God thats a mouth full xD

  • ryan giggs.

  • I just gotta say how clever this is!! x

    

  • go wales

  • A German friend of mine lived in Glasgow for a few years, when he saw this he said "Is it really on the A4042? Fuck, that town was an afterthought!"

  • I only know two things about Wales:

    1. People there speak Welsh

    2. Craig Bellamy

    (Yeah, I know nothing about Wales, obviously)

    How do I know Craig Bellamy? I have no fucking clue, but I was stoked when I heard that "Craig to my Bellamy" line and understood the reference XD XD

    Absolutely love this. Took me about ten minutes to watch this since I had to keep pausing to read the popups, but it's been a big help.

  • cwmbran is way better than newport

  • Wanted to reply that it's amazing the BB contestant got on the video before the scandal but everytime I type either of their names it blocks me lol

  • Bugger off Alicia, Shirley Bassey is our queen(8) love it:)

  • Wales is awesome. Fact.

  • that was fucking incredible.

  • the welsh Assembly is in cardiff.... these people dont know shit. good song tho

  • 9 PEOPLE ARNT FROM NEWPORT!

  • @666supertwilight i doubt you are eitheer

  • @skiningspliffs yeah i am i were born there 

  • @666supertwilight faiir but most people commentin on dis arnt x

  • @skiningspliffs :O!!!!!!!!

  • Mister Chow like this song muthafuckas! Toodaloo gay boys!

  • Newport is a right dump, but I love this song.

  • and this song goes to everyone who didn't make it to the empire state of mind!

  • its awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this wont get kicked off its been on here for about 2 years now,

  • @SuperPaigeypops less than a year ?

  • @SuperPaigeypops If you consider less than 1 year to be 'about 2 years', how long is your cock? 'About 12 inches'?

  • @Spankabuttux And don't pretend girls don't have cocks...I took biology...

  • @Spankabuttux wtf you are a bit mental arent you talking to an 11 year old that you think your a fucking genius no mate you arent.

  • @Spankabuttux im a girl. hahaha.

  • Genius, just genius.

  • I fucking hate Zooport! 

  • LOVE IT :)

  • who are the nine fags that gave this a thumbs down? i will eat their souls

  • He's clearly mental undressing her at 2.36 :P

  • my friend emma from whales told me to listen to this... hahahaha amazing song! hahahahahaahahha... best lol i've had all day :P

  • @ahsonk Wales*

  • 9 people cant say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy­rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. sorry but it had to be said.

  • @acciebhoy 10 people now :(

  • newport is a shit hole but its a good song

  • absolutely brilliant, definatly should not be banned, you guys are legends!!

  • "Thank you Wikipedia.." ;)

  • Omg this is hilarious! 'ripped it up and used it for the hamster' XD

  • well funny! LMAO!

  • the girl is just sex.

  • bloody brilliant. 

  • Pure pure class.

  • Dwi'n hoffi hwn llawer!!!!!!CYMRU AM BYTH!

  • Thumbs up if your From Wales!

  • fucking genius

  • Hahahaha this never gets boring,i'm so glad i welsh BBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

  • Love it! EMI pull it off and I will blow you up, mate.

  • This post will not get any thumbs up.

  • love this video but why the reason for it to be bad, its a great remix that puts things more in perspective for the REAL everyday person

  • @violentvioletpurple, if you mean Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy­rndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch it means St Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio by the red cave.

  • who knows what this means Llamafairpwiiawyngyllgogerychw­rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch :P ?

  • @violentvioletpurple a place in wales

  • thumbs up if she would get one :)

  • IM FUCKING HIGH ON WEED!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG I live in Newport

  • lovely job -- from a native New Yorker.

  • absolutely brilliant

    

  • Blinking genius - so clever and sooooo entertaining. Hope it doesn't get pulled.

  • absolutely brilliant

    

  • absolutely brilliant

    

  • This is the best parody ever, still makes me laugh & am sending it on......more please :)

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  • best song ever

  • On wikipedia

    Under "Reputation"

    Some artists carve out careers by making parodies. One of the best-known examples is that of "Weird Al" Yankovic. His career of parodying other musical acts and their songs has outlasted many of the artists or bands he has parodied. Although he is not required under law to get permission to parody, as a personal rule, however, he does seek permission to parody a person's song before recording it.

  • im from newport and this is epic mate!!!!

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  • Ardderchog! Beats the original song any day! Brilliant lyrics, only the Welsh could do this! Wales Tourist Board take note! Da iawn!

  • @FeGodwnNiEto only the Welsh could do this? Sorry dude, it was written, produced and filmed by English people. The actors are Welsh tho.

  • I absolutely love this video. I'm speechless at the brilliance of the lyrics. Wow, just wow...

  • @fluff546 Share the sentiment :-) Have willingly sacrificed several hours of my life to watch this in a loop. It cuts the original down to size for its overly conceited seriousness while bringing out the charm and quirkiness of Newport in self-deprecating fun. Brilliant!

  • Love the really long word at 2:50

  • Tidy.

  • This is the shittest video ever, anyone from Newport would actually agree.

  • @oberstc1 i deffo agree, its fuckin shite

  • is that lucy the welsh girl from take me out?

  • @blazrsk8crew no, you twat

  • This should not be banned, it's AMAZING! you lot who made this are absolute legends! 

  • I somehow want to go to newport for some odd reason :p [6}

  • @DonOfTheInternet

    Well don't expect to find a Debenhams, Craig Bellamy, Shirley Bassey or the Millenium Stadium as they have fuck all to do with the place!

  • ha ha exellent i wish more people had the balls to do this kind of thing top class

  • Sooooo proud to be British!

  • nearly as good as mine. nice try though

  • @ThatMrBooD just watched ur one, dude, just not clever, u just used a shit load of sex words. i rly hope u were jokin wen u say nearly as good as urs. rly rly shit

  • @Cookietrooperstudios well i never =[ i really thought i was going to get somewhere with it boo fucking hoo. you sure you don't like it? i'll suck you off for a comment yeah? i look ed at your profile too, its ghey and 'rly rly shit'. nice comment, not as good as mine though =]

  • @Cookietrooperstudios and btw its a song about anal sex, so i think i have a valid use in the 'sex words' < how old are you, learn some tidy grammar liek init bahht, fokking rasclart

  • @ThatMrBooD Haven't you realised that Empire State of Mind and New York, New York are completely different songs? So I doubt that he was trying to make it as good as yours. Nice try though, you'll get the right song eventually.

    Also, you can't diss Cookietrooperstudios for text spelling because it's not like you have correct grammar - no capitals?

  • @Pitchy1098 Oooooopppssss, i actually thought it was the same =/ i feel like a tit now lmao. thanks for pointing that out ass-hat. no capitals =[ i should deffo go back to school, then maybe i won't get hastle for being a retard that cannot spell yeah? nice use of capitals, i'll take a leaf out of your book in future, ''whilst pointing out that using capitals is a must, USE CAPITALS MYSELF!!!!!'' can't lose =]

  • Genius. The explanatory notes don't cover the joke about being sick. To "speak welsh" is a phrase meaning "to throw up". Girls who are experienced thrower uppers know it's a good idea to get someone to hold their hair while they throw up.

    Lanfairpwll..... as a euphemistic word for really, really throwing up is comedy gold.

  • Big leeks wil inspire you...lol..Love it

  • thumbs up if you realised that only the girl is welsh

  • Best thing of 2010. Bar none.

  • Way better than the original! Proud to be WELSH!

  • Mae'r Gymraeg yn hollol wych! Byddwch yn falch os ydych yn cymraeg! Caru yr holl syniad! Os yw hyn yn cd byddent yn gwneud miliynau a dangos i'r byd pa mor wych Cymru'n!

    The welsh are utterly brilliant! Be proud if you are welsh! Loving the whole idea! If this was a cd they would make millions and show the world how great Wales is!

  • love the whole bit about guangxi province

  • thaa long wordd yaanoo buh like as peoplee saay llaan pg :)

    my home work iss too saay thaa fastaa thaan you did :) :L x

  • this is SHIT the 1 bye GLC is better type it in this is nothing bout newport!! x

  • Love the fact that londoners are playing welshmen but they are very good. Well done :)

  • @dtooke2 NOPE. BOTH ARE WELSH..

  • Bloody hell that's good. Cheers for taking the time to share this, and for providing the references! What a shame the suits at EMI have no sense of humour...

  • haha, that was amazing..

  • Im going on the record here, this is better than the Alicia

    'Bugger off Alicia, Shirley Bassey is our queen'

    Brilliant.

  • Newport's a city boss.

  • shes so goddam fit.. hes blatantly thinkin that at 2:38

  • can't believe youtube are pulling this down. it's amazing!

    silly EMI :P

  • hate people asking for thumbs up... thumbs up if you agree ;)

  • ahh, its great being welsh ;)

  • @xXihollieXx it's LUSH being welsh don't you mean ;)

  • awesome!

  • Very talented parody but also a demonstration of Welsh pride. And rightfully so. Jay Z should be watching this and smiling.To inhibit this is a back slap to his audience and fans.

  • so hilarious!!

  • best welsh song ever!!!!!!;D

  • She'd get it.

  • Newports claim to fame is this song.