@aninutter101 a1[GOT]sphotos[DOT]ak[DOT]fbcdn[DOT]net/h photos-ak-ash4/s320x320/310934_10150364625412798_758507797_8630030_2066608238_n[DOT]jpg <- proof. now shut the fuck up you fat slag. i win.
@aninutter101 I'm going by your terrible grammar, and the fact that every single person I know from Newport is an absolute scumbag. Most even admitting to that. Now fuck off fagboy
@aninutter101 I'm not trying to say anything. I'm saying that Newport is a shithole, and that you are an illiterate fuck. I can tell you're from Newport due to your lack of intelligence. Dirty port scumbag.
Thanks for upoading this, i hope it stays on for as long as possible. I can't travel through Newport without thinking of this. If i could download it legally anywhere the rest of the carriage would be subjected to it as well!!
@violentvioletpurple, if you mean Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch it means St Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio by the red cave.
Some artists carve out careers by making parodies. One of the best-known examples is that of "Weird Al" Yankovic. His career of parodying other musical acts and their songs has outlasted many of the artists or bands he has parodied. Although he is not required under law to get permission to parody, as a personal rule, however, he does seek permission to parody a person's song before recording it.
@fluff546 Share the sentiment :-) Have willingly sacrificed several hours of my life to watch this in a loop. It cuts the original down to size for its overly conceited seriousness while bringing out the charm and quirkiness of Newport in self-deprecating fun. Brilliant!
@ThatMrBooD just watched ur one, dude, just not clever, u just used a shit load of sex words. i rly hope u were jokin wen u say nearly as good as urs. rly rly shit
@Cookietrooperstudios well i never =[ i really thought i was going to get somewhere with it boo fucking hoo. you sure you don't like it? i'll suck you off for a comment yeah? i look ed at your profile too, its ghey and 'rly rly shit'. nice comment, not as good as mine though =]
@Cookietrooperstudios and btw its a song about anal sex, so i think i have a valid use in the 'sex words' < how old are you, learn some tidy grammar liek init bahht, fokking rasclart
@ThatMrBooD Haven't you realised that Empire State of Mind and New York, New York are completely different songs? So I doubt that he was trying to make it as good as yours. Nice try though, you'll get the right song eventually.
Also, you can't diss Cookietrooperstudios for text spelling because it's not like you have correct grammar - no capitals?
@Pitchy1098 Oooooopppssss, i actually thought it was the same =/ i feel like a tit now lmao. thanks for pointing that out ass-hat. no capitals =[ i should deffo go back to school, then maybe i won't get hastle for being a retard that cannot spell yeah? nice use of capitals, i'll take a leaf out of your book in future, ''whilst pointing out that using capitals is a must, USE CAPITALS MYSELF!!!!!'' can't lose =]
Genius. The explanatory notes don't cover the joke about being sick. To "speak welsh" is a phrase meaning "to throw up". Girls who are experienced thrower uppers know it's a good idea to get someone to hold their hair while they throw up.
Lanfairpwll..... as a euphemistic word for really, really throwing up is comedy gold.
Mae'r Gymraeg yn hollol wych! Byddwch yn falch os ydych yn cymraeg! Caru yr holl syniad! Os yw hyn yn cd byddent yn gwneud miliynau a dangos i'r byd pa mor wych Cymru'n!
The welsh are utterly brilliant! Be proud if you are welsh! Loving the whole idea! If this was a cd they would make millions and show the world how great Wales is!
Bloody hell that's good. Cheers for taking the time to share this, and for providing the references! What a shame the suits at EMI have no sense of humour...
Very talented parody but also a demonstration of Welsh pride. And rightfully so. Jay Z should be watching this and smiling.To inhibit this is a back slap to his audience and fans.
Newport born newport bred real as fuck and sick in bed ;)
kyleunit13 5 days ago
WARNING Do not watch this video while brushing teeth. I just spat toothpaste and spit all over my keyboard and desk @2:40
bistromitra 1 week ago 2
This actually makes me feel homesick! Hahaha
SnowGuinea 1 week ago
Better than the original! It's a long time since I heard anyone sing so prettily about being sick in a taxi.
BigJoeChrisLewis 2 weeks ago
If this gets filed and taken down, appeal it. This is clearly a non-profit parody which the label cannot touch. That is "fair use"
LoneDragoon90 2 weeks ago
Without Mark Williams and Welsh Open nobody would hear of this fine town.
sobotch 3 weeks ago
The Welsh Assembly Government dropped Assembly out of their name recently.
Big up to Plaid Cymru, and the Welsh Gov'nory??? WTF
CommandComps 2 months ago
why would you take this legde song off youtube? stupid fucks.
MySnowmanFellOver 2 months ago
LEGENDS! Why might youtube take it down tho?
DesirableDecadence1 2 months ago
love it wanna go to the port
1itwasme 3 months ago
@aninutter101 a1[GOT]sphotos[DOT]ak[DOT]fbcdn[DOT]net/h photos-ak-ash4/s320x320/310934_10150364625412798_758507797_8630030_2066608238_n[DOT]jpg <- proof. now shut the fuck up you fat slag. i win.
ihateyorkie 3 months ago
@aninutter101 yes, i am highly jealous of you since you live in what has just been named, the worst city in the UK.
ihateyorkie 3 months ago
@aninutter101 well you're from newport so i'm not going to take your opinion personally.
ihateyorkie 3 months ago
@aninutter101 I am perfect.
ihateyorkie 4 months ago
@aninutter101 to make fun of people as stupid and illiterate as you.
ihateyorkie 4 months ago
like the chorus
jacktheripper554 4 months ago
@aninutter101 I'm going by your terrible grammar, and the fact that every single person I know from Newport is an absolute scumbag. Most even admitting to that. Now fuck off fagboy
ihateyorkie 4 months ago
@aninutter101 I'm not trying to say anything. I'm saying that Newport is a shithole, and that you are an illiterate fuck. I can tell you're from Newport due to your lack of intelligence. Dirty port scumbag.
ihateyorkie 4 months ago
love it
redeamerking 4 months ago
I cheered at Caerphilly Cheese! Is that sad :D
PinkyPurply 4 months ago
Caernarfon massive BIG UP! North Wales in the hoouussee!
waferthin99 4 months ago
best thing i have ever seen.
kayteshereyay 5 months ago
Its the Newport festival today :D
Hello312Kitty 5 months ago
Absloute Genius how could anyone think of this!
fatboynango 5 months ago 19
this makes me proud to be from Newport <3
i remember you singing this at the re-opening of the transporter bride.... genius <3
TheGigglesCupcake 5 months ago 2
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lame. fuck newport.
ihateyorkie 5 months ago
genius
RickyDavies07 5 months ago 10
Makes me proud to be from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
HeyItsHarryAustin 5 months ago 4
Turns out its Gavin Hensons. His voice is bloody hilarious
gobebluth 5 months ago
This is genius.
kevthecat12 5 months ago
Managed to keep a straight face until 2:13 "Twinned with Gwanxi Province in China ... There's no province finer"
gjashley 6 months ago 2
ROFL CRAIG BELLAMY the WELSH FOOTBALLER. I DIED AT THAT LINE.
TheChekan 6 months ago 2
Brilliant.
bababell 6 months ago
one word AWESOME
donnamaliwan 6 months ago
one word AWESOME
donnamaliwan 6 months ago
Thanks for upoading this, i hope it stays on for as long as possible. I can't travel through Newport without thinking of this. If i could download it legally anywhere the rest of the carriage would be subjected to it as well!!
Atheist4life 6 months ago
@Atheist4life youtube2mp3 converter ;)
DrCGS 6 months ago
That is quality!!!! Nice One!! :o)
Theitisme400 6 months ago
The ying to my yang, the Craig to my Bellamy!(8) love it♥
sammy2808xx 6 months ago
babbles = tits. just so you know
minimartin3 6 months ago
Much better than new york haha!
XxMonkyzxX 6 months ago
BEST EVER! :D <3
mialovesmusic 6 months ago
look at goldie lookin chains version!! it's called 'you're not from Newport' - coz they ain't!
jonny5874 7 months ago
Genius!
jonascutiefan 7 months ago
Legend =]
TheAoifeScullion 7 months ago
Brilliant!
I love the fact that Llanfairpwllgywngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch (I hope that's right!) fits to a tune!
SamS01091992 7 months ago 3
big up newport!!
saxovtr2468 7 months ago
EMI Records don't like this. x9.
RedJoe10 7 months ago
brilliant!! really well done, and thax to the law change, maybe this wont be brought down :)
1989melkor 7 months ago
and same here :P
L33txClanx2011 7 months ago
just saw this on the news lol
kaddict1596 7 months ago 2
brilliant haha
paull805 7 months ago
Fantastic work with great lyrics and visuals. And it's funny!
hackneymarshes 7 months ago
@palmerleggings
nah man shes fucking fit as XD wank bank haha
Pussylover00 7 months ago
is it just me that finds her pretty fit?
palmerleggings 7 months ago
funny bit @ 3:06 where woman sits in front of the woman and doesnt notice her singing! megalolz
Firewall981 7 months ago
Look at Goldie Lookin Chain's version!! It's called 'You're NOT From Newport'!!
jonny5874 7 months ago
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch............... God thats a mouth full xD
footycarlo12 7 months ago
ryan giggs.
laurenlikestorawr 7 months ago 2
I just gotta say how clever this is!! x
fatpandassis 7 months ago
go wales
edsyboy 7 months ago
A German friend of mine lived in Glasgow for a few years, when he saw this he said "Is it really on the A4042? Fuck, that town was an afterthought!"
MBDWilkes 7 months ago 3
I only know two things about Wales:
1. People there speak Welsh
2. Craig Bellamy
(Yeah, I know nothing about Wales, obviously)
How do I know Craig Bellamy? I have no fucking clue, but I was stoked when I heard that "Craig to my Bellamy" line and understood the reference XD XD
Absolutely love this. Took me about ten minutes to watch this since I had to keep pausing to read the popups, but it's been a big help.
EnigmaDrath 7 months ago
cwmbran is way better than newport
Ms310196 7 months ago
Wanted to reply that it's amazing the BB contestant got on the video before the scandal but everytime I type either of their names it blocks me lol
nightbirdjo 7 months ago
Bugger off Alicia, Shirley Bassey is our queen(8) love it:)
sammy2808xx 8 months ago
Wales is awesome. Fact.
sammy2808xx 8 months ago 2
that was fucking incredible.
TomMcReavy 8 months ago
the welsh Assembly is in cardiff.... these people dont know shit. good song tho
skiningspliffs 8 months ago
9 PEOPLE ARNT FROM NEWPORT!
666supertwilight 8 months ago
@666supertwilight i doubt you are eitheer
skiningspliffs 8 months ago
@skiningspliffs yeah i am i were born there
666supertwilight 8 months ago
@666supertwilight faiir but most people commentin on dis arnt x
skiningspliffs 8 months ago
@skiningspliffs :O!!!!!!!!
666supertwilight 8 months ago
Mister Chow like this song muthafuckas! Toodaloo gay boys!
misterbonzai08 9 months ago
Newport is a right dump, but I love this song.
Spankabuttux 9 months ago 2
and this song goes to everyone who didn't make it to the empire state of mind!
MrDivinecomedy83 9 months ago
its awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sionyboy11 9 months ago
this wont get kicked off its been on here for about 2 years now,
SuperPaigeypops 9 months ago
@SuperPaigeypops less than a year ?
Georgeboy441 8 months ago
@SuperPaigeypops If you consider less than 1 year to be 'about 2 years', how long is your cock? 'About 12 inches'?
Spankabuttux 8 months ago
@Spankabuttux And don't pretend girls don't have cocks...I took biology...
Spankabuttux 8 months ago
@Spankabuttux wtf you are a bit mental arent you talking to an 11 year old that you think your a fucking genius no mate you arent.
SuperPaigeypops 8 months ago
@Spankabuttux im a girl. hahaha.
SuperPaigeypops 8 months ago
Genius, just genius.
TimWill 9 months ago
I fucking hate Zooport!
culturebloc 9 months ago
LOVE IT :)
PineyPine 9 months ago
who are the nine fags that gave this a thumbs down? i will eat their souls
UmpaDeLumpa 9 months ago
He's clearly mental undressing her at 2.36 :P
redeamerking 9 months ago 2
my friend emma from whales told me to listen to this... hahahaha amazing song! hahahahahaahahha... best lol i've had all day :P
ahsonk 10 months ago
@ahsonk Wales*
ClipperMD 10 months ago
9 people cant say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. sorry but it had to be said.
acciebhoy 10 months ago 51
@acciebhoy 10 people now :(
sarahw59 4 months ago
newport is a shit hole but its a good song
Bluey209 10 months ago
absolutely brilliant, definatly should not be banned, you guys are legends!!
shihagami 10 months ago
"Thank you Wikipedia.." ;)
cogradyy 10 months ago
Omg this is hilarious! 'ripped it up and used it for the hamster' XD
gglovesbob 10 months ago
well funny! LMAO!
xxmaireadsaraxx 10 months ago
the girl is just sex.
DJSculptor 10 months ago
bloody brilliant.
hogberto 10 months ago
Pure pure class.
heylaughingboy 10 months ago
Dwi'n hoffi hwn llawer!!!!!!CYMRU AM BYTH!
WickedTaylzx 10 months ago
Thumbs up if your From Wales!
cococola76 10 months ago 3
fucking genius
h5standing 10 months ago
Hahahaha this never gets boring,i'm so glad i welsh BBBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
MINKMANKMOOMOO 10 months ago
Love it! EMI pull it off and I will blow you up, mate.
cameronm96 10 months ago
This post will not get any thumbs up.
dunzy1996 10 months ago 3
love this video but why the reason for it to be bad, its a great remix that puts things more in perspective for the REAL everyday person
ReedoAce 10 months ago
@violentvioletpurple, if you mean Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlllantysiliogogogoch it means St Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near the rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio by the red cave.
smint25 11 months ago 2
who knows what this means Llamafairpwiiawyngyllgogerychwrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch :P ?
violentvioletpurple 11 months ago
@violentvioletpurple a place in wales
TheNaanbread 10 months ago
thumbs up if she would get one :)
v10xDzQn 11 months ago 2
IM FUCKING HIGH ON WEED!!!!!!!!!
cosmicironman 11 months ago
OMG I live in Newport
RLO7RYAN 11 months ago
lovely job -- from a native New Yorker.
AnotherSpecialEdMom 11 months ago
absolutely brilliant
danwlf83 11 months ago
Blinking genius - so clever and sooooo entertaining. Hope it doesn't get pulled.
LukeCornierUK 11 months ago 15
absolutely brilliant
nevilito1973 11 months ago
absolutely brilliant
nevilito1973 11 months ago
This is the best parody ever, still makes me laugh & am sending it on......more please :)
HRHammer1 11 months ago
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Kr8mer 11 months ago
best song ever
absolvemeifyoucan 11 months ago 3
On wikipedia
Under "Reputation"
Some artists carve out careers by making parodies. One of the best-known examples is that of "Weird Al" Yankovic. His career of parodying other musical acts and their songs has outlasted many of the artists or bands he has parodied. Although he is not required under law to get permission to parody, as a personal rule, however, he does seek permission to parody a person's song before recording it.
figjamuk 11 months ago
im from newport and this is epic mate!!!!
musicmonster2k8 11 months ago 3
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FeGodwnNiEto 11 months ago
Ardderchog! Beats the original song any day! Brilliant lyrics, only the Welsh could do this! Wales Tourist Board take note! Da iawn!
FeGodwnNiEto 11 months ago 3
@FeGodwnNiEto only the Welsh could do this? Sorry dude, it was written, produced and filmed by English people. The actors are Welsh tho.
Kr8mer 11 months ago
I absolutely love this video. I'm speechless at the brilliance of the lyrics. Wow, just wow...
fluff546 11 months ago 4
@fluff546 Share the sentiment :-) Have willingly sacrificed several hours of my life to watch this in a loop. It cuts the original down to size for its overly conceited seriousness while bringing out the charm and quirkiness of Newport in self-deprecating fun. Brilliant!
engun1 11 months ago 4
Love the really long word at 2:50
CFCCAL 11 months ago
Tidy.
wmsheep 11 months ago
This is the shittest video ever, anyone from Newport would actually agree.
oberstc1 11 months ago
@oberstc1 i deffo agree, its fuckin shite
ThatMrBooD 11 months ago
is that lucy the welsh girl from take me out?
blazrsk8crew 11 months ago
@blazrsk8crew no, you twat
ThatMrBooD 11 months ago
This should not be banned, it's AMAZING! you lot who made this are absolute legends!
aprilblossom11 1 year ago 53
I somehow want to go to newport for some odd reason :p [6}
DonOfTheInternet 1 year ago
@DonOfTheInternet
Well don't expect to find a Debenhams, Craig Bellamy, Shirley Bassey or the Millenium Stadium as they have fuck all to do with the place!
yidwann 11 months ago
ha ha exellent i wish more people had the balls to do this kind of thing top class
jonnykay1234 1 year ago
Sooooo proud to be British!
mikeviney 1 year ago
nearly as good as mine. nice try though
ThatMrBooD 1 year ago
@ThatMrBooD just watched ur one, dude, just not clever, u just used a shit load of sex words. i rly hope u were jokin wen u say nearly as good as urs. rly rly shit
Cookietrooperstudios 1 year ago
@Cookietrooperstudios well i never =[ i really thought i was going to get somewhere with it boo fucking hoo. you sure you don't like it? i'll suck you off for a comment yeah? i look ed at your profile too, its ghey and 'rly rly shit'. nice comment, not as good as mine though =]
ThatMrBooD 1 year ago
@Cookietrooperstudios and btw its a song about anal sex, so i think i have a valid use in the 'sex words' < how old are you, learn some tidy grammar liek init bahht, fokking rasclart
ThatMrBooD 1 year ago
@ThatMrBooD Haven't you realised that Empire State of Mind and New York, New York are completely different songs? So I doubt that he was trying to make it as good as yours. Nice try though, you'll get the right song eventually.
Also, you can't diss Cookietrooperstudios for text spelling because it's not like you have correct grammar - no capitals?
Pitchy1098 11 months ago
@Pitchy1098 Oooooopppssss, i actually thought it was the same =/ i feel like a tit now lmao. thanks for pointing that out ass-hat. no capitals =[ i should deffo go back to school, then maybe i won't get hastle for being a retard that cannot spell yeah? nice use of capitals, i'll take a leaf out of your book in future, ''whilst pointing out that using capitals is a must, USE CAPITALS MYSELF!!!!!'' can't lose =]
ThatMrBooD 11 months ago
Genius. The explanatory notes don't cover the joke about being sick. To "speak welsh" is a phrase meaning "to throw up". Girls who are experienced thrower uppers know it's a good idea to get someone to hold their hair while they throw up.
Lanfairpwll..... as a euphemistic word for really, really throwing up is comedy gold.
Abradacamera 1 year ago 3
Big leeks wil inspire you...lol..Love it
redkarl73ivan 1 year ago
thumbs up if you realised that only the girl is welsh
fingeorgemmo 1 year ago
Best thing of 2010. Bar none.
sonnysouthwellyahoo 1 year ago
Way better than the original! Proud to be WELSH!
kathlewis1984 1 year ago
Mae'r Gymraeg yn hollol wych! Byddwch yn falch os ydych yn cymraeg! Caru yr holl syniad! Os yw hyn yn cd byddent yn gwneud miliynau a dangos i'r byd pa mor wych Cymru'n!
The welsh are utterly brilliant! Be proud if you are welsh! Loving the whole idea! If this was a cd they would make millions and show the world how great Wales is!
wavepearl9 1 year ago 2
love the whole bit about guangxi province
daniel1100ify 1 year ago 3
thaa long wordd yaanoo buh like as peoplee saay llaan pg :)
my home work iss too saay thaa fastaa thaan you did :) :L x
chloejessicafowler 1 year ago
this is SHIT the 1 bye GLC is better type it in this is nothing bout newport!! x
egosumultimaton 1 year ago
Love the fact that londoners are playing welshmen but they are very good. Well done :)
dtooke2 1 year ago
@dtooke2 NOPE. BOTH ARE WELSH..
wellscot 1 year ago
Bloody hell that's good. Cheers for taking the time to share this, and for providing the references! What a shame the suits at EMI have no sense of humour...
IbnShahid 1 year ago
haha, that was amazing..
123456789hi4 1 year ago
Im going on the record here, this is better than the Alicia
'Bugger off Alicia, Shirley Bassey is our queen'
Brilliant.
BY148 1 year ago
Newport's a city boss.
buaan 1 year ago
shes so goddam fit.. hes blatantly thinkin that at 2:38
CONNOOORRLAAAA 1 year ago
can't believe youtube are pulling this down. it's amazing!
silly EMI :P
PinkPufflePie 1 year ago
hate people asking for thumbs up... thumbs up if you agree ;)
curtmarn1994 1 year ago 48
ahh, its great being welsh ;)
xXihollieXx 1 year ago 3
@xXihollieXx it's LUSH being welsh don't you mean ;)
PinkPufflePie 1 year ago
awesome!
suerosreeve 1 year ago
Very talented parody but also a demonstration of Welsh pride. And rightfully so. Jay Z should be watching this and smiling.To inhibit this is a back slap to his audience and fans.
Souruck 1 year ago
so hilarious!!
CroatianBOOM 1 year ago
best welsh song ever!!!!!!;D
isaacbenham12345 1 year ago
She'd get it.
BobNThat 1 year ago 2
Newports claim to fame is this song.
3ReservoirFrogs 1 year ago