A Very Potter Musical in 5 seconds

[marySTARKIDRANGER1]

soooooooo not 5 seconds

[Lilydrop]

It should have finished with the next bit of the song...

"No way this year, anyone's gonna die!"

*a bunch of Avada Kedavra's*

"It's gonna be totally awesome!"

xD

[gleek4jesseandblaine]

This explains nothing

[StarKidPotterLove]

"There all dead."

"SHIT!"

"Dangerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

[PotterGeek777]

"A Very Potter Musical in 5 seconds"? LIESSSS! MORE LIKE 43!

[SarafreakshowxD]

the longest 5 seconds in my life

[missbooklover110]

@pantherpatty This is crap

[olgap35]

The "Daaaannnggeerrr!" at the end just makes the whole video

[NinjaTurtlez9028]

I liked it but it wasn't 5 seconds.

FAAAIIILLL!

[chocolatechipbffs123]

i just noticed.. this isnt five seconds..

[FeelingCrossToday]

Lol.

[HarryPotterFanClub15]

no way this year anyone's gonna die if you don't press the dislike button............too late......so many regrets.... I'm dead

[StarKidObsessed212]

Darren is a StarKid at heart. We all hope he will come back and help them do A Very Potter Threequel for us♥

[DoriG1994]

@StarKidObsessed212 the starkid team has announced that they are trying to do the threequel and it is already written but they are just waiting for darren to have downtime between glee and how to succeed in business without really trying.

[Buttercup8010]

@DoriG1994 It's going to be called "Back To Hogwarts" I'm sooooo excited!!!! <3 

[crazychic322]

@DoriG1994 Yes! Finally!

[RavenclawNerd27]

when he sand No way this year anyone's gonna die i kept singing :)

[JKRowlingGIRL]

43 Dislikes?

THANKS, HERMIONE.

[MorteAgunia]

43 dislikes??!

well that's UBSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR­D!

[gleelover49]

I LOVE this video.. on another note I am super happy to find ppl not bashing glee on here... I was a starkid before I was a gleek. I watch glee for darre. However, I don't appreciate starkid fans bashing glee and trying to get darren to come back to starkid. I know ths where he started, but who are we to hold him back from success when he honestly deserves it... Just a thought. Great Video!!! I'll probably watch it a million times more!!!

[GraceLamportTV]

its more like 43 seconds instead of 5

[MySublimeNightmares]

Wasn't that the guy playing Blaine in glee playing harry potter?

Looks like him...

[chinareds54]

@MySublimeNightmares It would be more accurate to say that Glee hired Harry Freaking Potter to play Blaine...

[Magician12345]

@chinareds54 or that harry potter hired blaine...to..play...glee... nvm



[ThatChickYouStalk]

@chinareds54 You're comment just made my life. <3

[TaylorNMusic]

@MySublimeNightmares yes tht is Darren Criss <3 he wrote the music and played harry

[TheEpicMatrixOlive]

@MySublimeNightmares Love Blaine and Glee, but like, Starkid OWNS Darren. HE WAS HERE FIRST GODDAMMIT!!!

[kaorimarie]

@MySublimeNightmares AVADA KEDAVRA, MUGGLE!

[pokecrazygal]

ii thought Dumbledore went to Pigfarts, not died

[FuckingMrTickles]

no way this year anyones gonna die!

AVADA KEDAVRA

they're all dead

DANGERRRRRRRR!

[LunaLovegood424]

whoa,what about that poor bench that barracaded the door? :)

[SheikIsBetter]

I didn't realize how many people actually died during this and couldn't stop laughing... Every time I hear that line (even before this) I was always like "Harry, you have this all wrong... Not only do lots of people die, but YOU DIE TOO"... Irony? I think so...

[chubalicious11]

looks likke Voldy is all grown up... and he's having a blast blowing s*** up he'll kill a million of those damn humans and he likes to watch all of you die!!! Cuz ron is a starship ranger

[candyissugar]

It was longer than 5 seconds but was TOTALY AWESOME

[xxBlueGemxx]

LOL I never actually thought of that! Looks like Harry is still bad at Divination.

[ilovemusic7272]

@231maxxy he says shit

[KimbobCraig]

gotta be honest that was literally the longest 5 seconds of my life... it felt like 43 :) THEY CAN CONTROL TIME!

[Rubybookify]

It was 43 seconds



[Redwillowfox]

@231maxxy He says git

[231maxxy]

What does Harry say at the very end

[231maxxy]

@mrsbanadance they r all from the musical now watch the show so u aren't so deprived

[JBLoverAndJosh]

is "harry potter" blaine from glee?! wth!!

[JazzyLour1]

@JBLoverAndJosh ... Yah. Darren Criss :) x

[Z03G]

@JBLoverAndJosh he was harry first >.<

[JBLoverAndJosh]

@Z03G hahahaha ya :P

[MrsBananadance]

are there any clips from the original musical?

Because I haven't seen them and I'm very curious about the 'MY WEINER' line :)

[liveNrockOn]

LOVE THE END DANGERRRRRRRR

[TurtleLovingMe]

"------and your brother Fred!" "where are they?" "theyre all dead" "sh**!"

[starkidlover12]

@anywaydontlisten when snape gets a snake to the wiener he says something like "someone needs to suck the venom out. If only Dumbledore were here." That was took out.

[GamingAirbender]

"They're all dead."

"SHIT!"

Oh lawl..

[melthedancer98]

OMG I just got the joke!!!!!!

[farrellyDC]

i dont get the joke....

[FunkMasterGaara79]

@farrellyDC The joke is that at the beginning Harry says nobody is gonna die, then it show everyone dying..

[farrellyDC]

@FunkMasterGaara79 ino :|

[OnlyRory]

this is not 5 seconds

[barbaro267]

@OnlyRory omgsh it's not supposed to be really "5 seconds"....read the description!

[jakelilman]

You forgot Redvines.

[laurajanedunlop]

Its 43 seconds long, you idiots

[GothicQueenie]

Harry totally jinxed it.

[SmallSocietyIssues1]

You should have put in the line when Cedric Diggory was all, "So many regrets! ... I'm dead!"

[MrsBloonk]

2 then 7 best thingy ever...

[HollyShort3]

@ncisforever15 Starkidpotter made it- originally done at University of Michigan for laughs, now they're legit production company and have made 2 other original musicals as well as a sequel. Just google starkid and you'll find links to the shows

[Silath1996]

Even though it wasn't 5 secs...

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

[cowsgomoo53]

that was 43 seconds.

[MangemortOnline]

This video isn't during 5 seconds...

[ncisforever15]

WHERE DID THIS PLAY??

[TheBroadwaybaby3]

@ncisforever15 Some college in Michigan...? lol



[StarKidPotterLove]

Click 2 then 6 its funnier than the whole video! XD XD XD XD

[AussiePupz]

@StarKidPotterLove OH MY GOD I LIKE, DIED LAUGHING XD XD

[k0k0nuttree]

Oh my god, was that Darren Chris?!

[StarKidPotterLove]

@k0k0nuttree Yea it is Darren XD And you spelt Criss wrong XD Have you seen A Very Potter Musical? Because if you haven't, you need to :D

[LovinLovegood55]

Amazing but a bit longer than 5 seconds

[dooblebunny]

Lots of death.....

[99wabby]

This was 43 seconds…lol jk

[hiiamvictoria1]

Ha it's all death when he said no way this year anyone Gina die haha good job

[winxclub4ever1]

"I came here with the Order of the Phoenix:

Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black... And your brother Fred!" ~ "Oh great! Where are they?"

"They're all dead."

[DarthRaukrist]

when it said 'AVPM in 5 seconds', and I saw the picture they used, I thought for SURE it was just going to be Criss screaming 'IM HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!!!' from AVPS :P this was still good. sometimes, though, the simple and expected is funniest.

[kurtsie527]

They go out of order and there are about 3 seconds of the first act and 40 seconds of the second act...

[linseyloveandtea]

Idk why people are being so dumb about this. It's obviously a parody of 5 second movies which aren't actually 5 seconds. This is HILARIOUS!!! Well edited! Love it.

[raeg]

it's funnier if you press 2 and then 7

[daniii37]

oh god i really don't people got the point of this at all lol

[theCoolCuldesac]

Kind of sucked, :/ sry

[DearScout49]

Where's Voldemort killing the bench? xD

[darrencrissisHOT]

@DearScout49 omg best part of the entire musical hahaha

[anywaydontlisten]

What are you guys talking about? AVPM hasn't been revised. At least I can still see the whole thing and the snake to the wiener scene is in Act 2 Part 6.

[chinareds54]

@anywaydontlisten I haven't watched the online version in a while (I downloaded the whole thing and stitched it together into one big movie file). But since YouTube doesn't allow you to edit videos, I would surmise it's unchanged from when I watched it, and thus all the clips in my video are in the current version.

[iRsemple]

@chinareds54 Think you can upload the movie somewhere and allow people to download it? I would love to have the whole things together

[chinareds54]

@anywaydontlisten There WAS a set of edits made when the musical was first put up. It was originally titled "Harry Potter: the Musical" or something like that. Starkid took it down after a couple weeks and then edited out some of the more inappropriate scenes, as well as changing the title to avoid copyright infringement. The version uploaded July 2009 is the revision. I suspect this is what everyone was referring to when they complain about stuff being removed. But I never saw the original.

[Mjpowns]

@chinareds54 It was called starship u r totally right

[selgochristianrocker]

@chinareds54 Yeah, there were revisions made to the original- the one up now is the edited version and it's been up since 2009. I never saw the original but one of my friends did and when we were talking about it one time she said that it was a lot more inappropriate.

[zBoOnerAwSoMeStPeEps]

@chinareds54 cheer up matey you can download the original :)

[darrencrissisHOT]

@anywaydontlisten But the snake to the weiner part is longer and more.. graphic, I guess, in the original. But part of it's still on the revised version

[lunarox96]

No offence or anything but couldnt u have put random bits of it? seriously they werent the best scenes!

[daniii37]

@lunarox96 those were the scenes of people dying...which was the point of the video since harry in the beginning says no ones going to die.

[Silath1996]

I love how many times Avada Kadavra is mentioned, shows that this was a comedy :\

[firetongue678]

I think my five seconds is faster than your five seconds... Just throwin' that out there.

[67impalalover]

For some reason I was expecting the clip of Quirrell and Voldemort running in slow motion to pop up in the middle of this...

[Binx8888CW]

why did you SAY it was 5 seconds if it was more than that??? You should've said "in less than a minute" or something.

[HermioneWeasley133]

5 seconds? That was 43.... *confuzzled*

[chinareds54]

@HermioneWeasley133 Very few of the "movies in 5 seconds" meme videos are actually five seconds. It's hard to put a comedic spin on things with so little time. The Titanic one is probably the most successful 5 second video that's actually only 5 seconds (and that's just counting the actual film footage. With the title and credits it's 13 seconds. Mine is 29 seconds of actual footage because I wanted to show all the deaths).

[hatcnlkittie]

Oh my gosh this is awesome! Lol it made me smile. :)

[JustABitUnlikely11]

I remember watching the snake scene and Molly coming in but now I can't find it.When did Starkid revise the Musical?

[MrJustinKinney21]

hahaha that just made my day! :D

[NumberOneSpoofFan]

I LOVED THE END ! DAAAAAAAAAAANGUUUUUUUUUUUHHH ! <3 Lauren's voice just POPS out !

[caitydeeful]

i think that was a little more than 5 seconds ;)

[YummyBonBons]

no way this year anyone's gonna die!

Kill the Spare!

Avada Kedavra

Avada Kedavra

Avada Kedavra

Hiya!!

Serpensortia!

DIE BITCH

Avada Kedavra!

They're all dead...

[EnjoiPanda66]

this is longer than 5 seconds....

[TheLittleTeddyBear97]

Oh my Rowling, that was totally awesome! I loved Harry's "SHIT!" at the end. XD

[HappyLlamaFilms]

That was totally awesome.

[tealfingernails5]

ive never clicked replay in a video so much, and kept laughing so muchhh. LMFAO <3

[skippyandspastic]

clearly longer than 5 seconds

but FREAKIN HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS.

can't stop laughing.

[crazyabouthpotter]

yeah...that's a little bit more than five seconds...you could get away with saying thirty seconds

[mushitsme]

no way this year anyones gonna die...

[joannadreamer]

it was a bit dull until "DANGEERRRR"

[beatlesrock234]

you miss ron and hermiones epic make out!!!!

[chinareds54]

@beatlesrock234 Yeah, sorry. Unfortunately I had to just pick one theme and go with it, and the kissing scene doesn't match all the deaths. ;-)

[08noiram08]

@chinareds54

It depends of one's point of view =]

[nerdymusicfreak101]

HAHAHAHA A little more than 5 but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MiratheMinion]

"No way this year anyone's gonna die!"

-a bunch of deaths later-

"SHIT."

[singingtheawesomenes]

This is awesome!!!! It has my 2 fav things in it. A very potter musical and thatguywiththeglasses

[krazyknoxy]

It satrts with "No way this year anyone's gonna die" then show a montage of all the death's.

[dreamergurl31]

haha this had ORIGINAL clips of the musical. :) haha i havent seen the snake biting part since they took it off!

since starkid had to "revise" the musical :(

[doghot88]

@dreamergurl31 They still have that part, just not Dumbledore's earlier line about sucking out the poison.

[dreamergurl31]

@doghot88 it stinks!

all the good yet.. perverted parts. are gone!

curse you youtube. lol

[chinareds54]

@dreamergurl31 The first draft of this video actually had the "MY WEINER!" line, but the cut ran over a minute in length so I had to trim it down. It was painful but I had to take that out. =P

[Bryan9796]

@chinareds54 I know you wrote that a long time ago, but the snake biting AND "my weiner!" part are still in the musical... right?

[ShalayahRoher]

@dreamergurl31 He still says "MY WEINER" in the current version of AVPM.

None of the things she (he?) used were edited.

[dreamergurl31]

@ShalayahRoher there were certain parts that starkid edited out of the musical that is on youtube right now. there was more to the scene in the original

[dawnwally]

@dreamergurl31 i just watched it like a week ago and he yelled the my weiner part. the snake was in it...

[SuperGleek2]

@dreamergurl31 Actually, the snake biting part is still in the musical. The part that Starkid took out is when Snape says "Someone needs to suck the venom out. If only Dumbledore were here. They took it out because they thought that in a non-college environment they would leave out some parts.

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

I love Voldemort's little "NAHHH!" at 0:17

[jman0955]

way more than 5 seconds...but still epic

[horsegirlhorsegirl]

Summarize the sequel next! 

[Broddway200]

OMFG this is the best video ever lol

[xKittenKissesx]

THEY'RE ALL DEAD

I'M DEAD

AVADA KEDAVRA!

DDDAAANNGGEERRRR.

Haha awesome.

[bezzybecks123]

"What're you doing here?"

"I came here with the order of the phoenix lupin, tonks, mad eye moody, sirius black oh, and your brother fred"

"Oh that's great where are they?"

"They're all dead!"

O_O!!!!

"Fred, no.."

"Anyway, I just came back to save your lives go back to what you were doing"

WTF he epic lol

[refrigeratorrrr]

the DANGEER at the end scared the shit outa me

[waggy818]

aahahahaha AWESOME ! xD

[laughterkill]

WHAT ABOUT PIGFARTS!!!!!

[MidnightStarri]

favorite part: "They're all dead" O_O "Shit!"

[Harviney]

Hang on a second, there is nothing about Pigfarts-the greatest wizardry school in the galaxy, or Hufflepuffs the particularly good finders.

[teamEdwardrulez01]

@Harviney Jigglypuff's <3

[12345rosieposierocks]

@Harviney or Zefron :(

[PigfartsIsOnMars4]

lurve it! lessthanthree :)

[CorinaJoanBlack]

thatguywiththeglasses did AVPM??? Link please??

heehee :) this is great.

[danfan099]

really? is this whole video about death?... that's cool, kinda like defeat flavored jelly beans.

[HanzyBinanzy]

love love love!

[LuckyFeathers23]

Haha, I thought this would be stupid, but it was actually pretty funny :) Good job!

[karateinvalids]

My favorite part of this video is actually the "DAAAAANGEEEEEER!" at the end. LOL

[chinareds54]

@karateinvalids It seemed like a fitting word to summarize the video =)

[Girlyperformer]

@karateinvalids Me too- because I am falling in love falling in love falling in love with that song.

[froggirl19921993]

@karateinvalids Yes, the, "DAAAAAAANGERRRRRRR!!!!!" at the end was epic! :D

[MermaidAbbey]

What about pigfarts? :D haha

[JessiQuinn]

That was AWESOME! Now all we need is AVPM Draco in 5 seconds

[KaitousBlackWings]

That was actually pretty amusing. :)

[WootPuppy2]

"I came here with the order of the pheonix. You know, Tonks, Mad Eye Moody, Lupin, Sirius, oh, and your brother, Fred."

"Great, where are they?"

"Oh, they're all dead."

O_O

[RizaElizabethHawkeye]

@WootPuppy2 Haha that made me so mad. I was sitting there the whole time going "I wanna see my favorite character!" and got so excited when she said Fred.

[XMusicIsWhyILiveX]

haha love it!! xD

DIE!..bitch!

[FantineJavert]

Hell, yes. xD -applauds you-

[queenofsingin99]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL hes like ".....sh**!" xD

[SuzanneBlinkie]

omg i am alway's thinking this when i hear the line: 'no way this year anyone's gonna die' whahahaha

[swimmersgirl]

haha! i love these, 5 stars :D