Creating An Online Dating Profile

[Byrd968]

why isn't it just as cute and amusing when a fugly chick puts herself out there? Good thing Grandpa still cares about me, ohhh wait, he's dead. Nevermind...

[everythingtowhat]

humans only, grandmas house, if u wert scared shitless by my profile pic....i kinda like youuuu ur funny

[GreenSight201]

^_^ you sir just gain a subscriber :3

[juhfreak]

Haha, speaking as a ladytype, it's not hard to believe that someone would date you. My husband considers himself unlovable - he's totally wrong. He's my best friend, and that in itself is perty sexy. PS - you forgot to mention, in your description, "metal, righteous beard."

[Weibkoln]

does anyone have a pokemon cart of baltazar???

[Weibkoln]

or do i have to say "sounds"

[Weibkoln]

.........looks like mine profile...........

[crazybusyworld]

see the ad i posted up

[crazybusyworld]

hey awesome!

[eazypeezy]

I'll marry you Josh. I love you! Always have!

[Sharkskillyou]

What website were you on lol

[kaithamusiclover]

i dont know what it is about this guy... but he is unusually mesmerizing.... lol....

[blahblahblahman]

OKCUPID

[wonkawolf]

I think you're adorable, my heart belongs to a man much like yourself. I would rather be with a sincere, sweet guy like you than some selfish douche any day. I hope you meet someone who can appreciate you for the good guy that you seem to be.

[peacefulblonde39]

You had me at Frankenstein! =)

[ledylanclair]

Beautiful sense of humor.

[bjb0019]

hahahaha xD you rock mahn! ultiMATE!

[insinuwait]

Santa Clause in his prime. AAAAAHAHAHA!

[person1259]

an hero

[Ashes868]

Finally someone with a sense of humor!! Hahahaha love it:)

[EggMayonaise1]

You're fat as hell, B ut the coolest guy i have ever seen

[DonVantel]

You had me at grandma's house.

[MrTraceMan]

Gomer Pyle .........DVDS.

[Erilis666]

wait, wait wait, short, fat, AND balding?

[leowashere125]

DUde your fucking hilarious subscribingg!

[Masychefx2]

can u walk up a staircase without dieing?

[flatulatingmarmoset]

@RayWilliamJohnston  Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

[flatulatingmarmoset]

Mwahahaha!!

[TheJakeLex]

Hahaha I love this!

[cbond99]

@RayWilliamJohnston Holy sh*t, I just pissed my pants at work!

[cbond99]

First-off, awesomely funny vid as usual bro. ~ Second, Santa Claus or The Unibomber? I was going to say Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top after years of eating at the Golden Corral Buffet, Mikey from Orange County Choppers without his glasses or (of course) Bruce Vilanch and Michael Moore's love child.

[FrankCleocuz]

hahahaha, more gold from ConalCochran

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

god dammit, there goes my online dating chances

[heratus007]

okcupid

don't ask

don't go for cougars they love dumb jocks or anyone with a sweet boddy..because they never had them while young(not without cheating that is)because they we're whores and married at 18 for money

go for young artsy girls

you fat cunt

i''fuck ya

[ChromeGhost0219]

I am curious to see the replies

[Silvertrine]

You dont need a woman you're married to pathos.

[huxman1]

I'd hit it

[Everyman1337]

Hey Conal you should do stand-up. I think you'd kick ass.

[sarver424]

oh baby don't hurt em josh you old lady killer you.!!!!!!!!!!

[Sharkskillyou]

that was awwwwwesome!!! Holy crap haha

[l8mrblonde8l]

Humans only? Piiiiiiicky.

[wingzero0721]

love the santa in his prime / unabomber way past his prime. LOL

[mcfat89]

lol you should post results of replies

ps. "fuck this shit" LOL

[gabrielapetrie]

So hilarious. I cant wait to see you on the channel with those big famous youtube video makers. They're so uptight i cant even remember their names. You could make a bunch of money and help them learn to take a shit. Those peopke werent tucked in right.

[SillyNelsonDuncan]

Where can we find this profile? You should tag it in the video.

[Scarrr]

........... Be mine? <3

[AaronDArnold]

Bro-you almost made me piss my pants,lol-favorited!

[KevinLieber]

This is amazing. Not Miracle Whip sandwiches amazing. But amazing.

[Flopstar80]

Go get em tigerrrrrr

[TheirMommie]

you are sooo hott~~~~

[Skiz316]

The best...no doubt!!

[jennywcarcrash]

I hope that works!

[TilderyKoadil]

lol i love your gomer pyle references 

[TilderyKoadil]

look at that round sweaty face.

[stevedaniels5]

brilliant. tears of a clown.

[weevil3582]

i love you man

[kylediaz41]

hope you have a gf bro

[Mi5t4k3]

Santa clause in his prime lmao

[Kaervek87]

Ahahaha I couldn't make it to the :40 second mark without laughing out loud. Well done sir!

[kayleighkill]

and not on fire most of the time <3 hahah

[MrHarald75]

good luck, man!

[phorcydes]

I LOVE YOU! LOL you are so freakin funny!

[foolsgold41]

i love ya , so can i messege ya?, oh wait, i have to ask my man first, lol

[foolsgold41]

your silly, lol

[AyleidCraft]

You are the best on YouTube!

[whatanightmare1]

omg...I am laughing so hard my tummy hurts!  You rock!!

[SurferKenTV3]

U rule... all bow down now.

[trendsetter74]

lmao, another classic

[Eseress]

OKCupid!

[Hanakashe]

Was hilarious you had me laughing out loud, shared with my friends on facebook, hope they take a liking.

[ClumzorZ]

I just fill about 80% of my profile with detailed information about my level 22 Cleric in D&D. That usually gets rid of the riffraff...aka all known carbon based life forms.

[kkate1001]

This is amazing.

[pray4chicken]

Its like we live the same life ...

XD

[godforge2003]

y'all make me laugh out loud.

[AmethystApple]

^^ =D

You don't need one, I bet you get all the ladies like PAM BAM -naked ladies in your living room-

[rollofnickles]

the thrill of the hunt, you've set the bate, just a matter of time, they can't resist your charm. here pussy pussy pussy

great technique

[BigBadassR]

The Unabomber way past his prime HAAAAA! Chicks say sense of humor is the number one thing they look for. Then again, thats just the BS they say......

[WorldofRobbie]

OKcupid?

[nothingtoyouatall]

you take sardonic depressive comedy to new depths every time,fucking classic.

[1xDannyHey1x]

oh i have to share this one

[elkwedelfart]

tenth

[FakePlasticShrimp]

lol i love ur videos they r alwyas so good, im drunk bro. my friend is fat and doesnt shave he reminds me of u i even filmed him lol ill need 2upload the vids he says way more crazier shit than u though but u r still really funny 2 lol probably funnier than my friend becus hes only funny when drunk.......and when he is drunk, but mostly stoned, i capture his mind with ur videos..its like a space time continu-um lol

[Paperclown]

Damn! Grandma is so lucky. I wish someone would watch Gomer Pyle with me each night.

[TheDubDoubt]

awesome as always lol

[BlankBrain]

Maybe you should see if an SSRI would help.

[GratefulCraig]

Awesome! Disturbing, which equals awesome.

[MrOFoxy]

Meet Christian singles ad.

[illustriouschin]

Awesome!

[Deathnotepuppetgod]

lol epic mam......truly epic

[sandysuicide]

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