Storytime with Lucius Malfoy

[tasteofmadness]

IT'S DINNER.

[JoDawsonWeaver]

dicks

[prowlandsasuke]

funny love it

[bushbabies94]

were all those kids friends of yours?

[iElenaa]

No no no!

Purebloods only

[omyda365]

urg, if only the lucius in the video was better looking...and a guy. XP

[thewhitesisters]

wow, u guys rock!!!!

[DarkMistress123]

She doesn't seem like my poor sweet Lucius at all.

[spicerotogakure]

but snapes a half blood... infact he's the half blood prince

[LilamaraMorea]

"But mama, what if I were an alligator with big sharp teeth?"

"Oh you would ROCK!"

lmao. Brilliant, ladies, very funny, I especially giggled over Snape cracking up at the end.

[SlushieVampire]

lol 'Purebloods only!!!'

THAT'S NOT MY SNOWMAN!!!!!! XD

[DeathEater1369]

Lol the one eyed monster. lol thats the best. I want the last book they read.

[DeathEater1369]

Yea, was the best.

[SasukeFanGirl8951307]

Omg I was there once on vacation with my grandparents!

[Greenblix]

"Turn the page, I'm pissed at it"

LMAO =D

great =D

[HarajukuMonae]

NOPE PURE BLOODS ONLY!!!

[slythie]

I live in Altamonte Springs..

but yea close enough,

Thanx

I'll try to come

^^

[slythie]

this is in Orlando??

I Wanna go!!!

:D :D :D

[shaebay5]

You live in Orlando? The next meeting of the Orlando Harry Potter Club is next Saturday at the Borders on Sand Lake. :D

[ReaperofDeath]

erm.

what?

[SwollenEyeAgent]

i did really love that line "NOPE pure bloods only!"

[InMyPod]

i love that snape costume!!

they're so f-ing hilarious!!! hahaha XD

[NicoleMalfoy]

Bwahaha, sorry purebloods only xD.

[SlytherinSecretsSoc]

OMG, that was weird...:D

[RoseRussell33]

who ever these people r....there HILAROUS!!!!!!!!!! ♥

[RoseRussell33]

wow....even i can do better....but i think they wanted 2 be funny...and guess what.....they r OMG this is HILAROUS

[HottestSnapeFan]

lol

[agentsmithrulz]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[xkaceyx]

do any of your two friends on here have a youtube account?i'd like to meet them they are funny :) i can't stop watching this video its so funny! lol

[shaebay5]

I don't think so. If they do have accounts they are just for commenting, no videos.

[szoutenb]

Yeah, just for commenting. haha.

I'm Lucius, by the way, but don't have any videos up as Shae's amazing at editing and whatnot and I'm horrid; lol!

[xkaceyx]

eeeee >.< i can't find one i'v been looking for it :( i want a snape costume *cries*

[xkaceyx]

Where did your friend get her Snape costume??! :D I want one! : )

[shaebay5]

Made it. I do know if you go poking around online there are some really great quality ones though.

[Mastermind861]

WTF?

[humphr]

Very, very cute. Great choice of books, awesome job reading them, and you are so great with the kids! :)

[StapleTaper]

Imagine is Snape really cracked up like that? XD

[lovergurlz10001]

wtf

[lady0basket0case]

do you wnna touch it-oh no, sorry! Purebloods only!

[Yenyong546]

lol that feels awesome!!!

[Tsukichan123]

Haha when the ministry makes people do coumminty service for muggle kids.

[1nj3ct10n]

hahaha

[xIxlovexKimbleyx]

lol But what did Snape say when it came to the'What if I was a one eyed monster' that started laughing?

[RabidBunnie]

XDDDDDD;; This is so funny! I love when Snape couldn't stop laughing. XD

[Bakubear]

XDDD This is so entertaining.

[YoungChica]

I love Snape's reaction to 'his' dragon.

My last name is Dragon. RAWR!

And then I love it when Lucius reads the "Would you love me?" story.

[queenanneboleyn]

haha....how funny! PUREBLOODS ONLY!

[ritzfreak]

....um..PUREBLOODS ONLY!!

[Arwen93]

lols.

[zoesurfergirl]

omg!!! I live near orladon , fl. that's sooo funny!!

[shaebay5]

You should come to a meeting! It is a bunch of fun. There is one this Saturday at 6:30pm at the Borders on Sand Lake Road. Join us!!

[LilyEvans1980]

You know what? This is the most stupid video i have ever seen. Lucius and Snape are both MALES. Unless you tell me you're HOMOSEXUAL.

[shaebay5]

Wait...what?

I'm not sure if you are familiar with cosplay or the fact that there is a lack of men in the HP fandom, but most people who cosplay as Snape, Lucius, and just about all male characters are female.

I don't get what my sexuality has to do with any of this. Obviously you are from Singapore, so it must some odd cultural difference or you are just mean and don't understand the concept of a joke...

[LilyEvans1980]

Look... I don't mean to be rube but I won't have you insulting my country. How would you feel if I insulted your country? And so what if I don't undestand the concept of the joke?

[shaebay5]

I insult my country all of the time, lol. Feel free to do so. Usually people start out by saying what a terrible president we have, and they move on from there. Try it, it is fun to make fun of him.

Women and men dress like the opposite gender all of the time, its not anything to get upset over.

[LilyEvans1980]

LOL you do???

[shaebay5]

Of course I do. America is one of the crappiest countries in the world. We have the worst president ever! I can't wait until 2008 when he is replaced.

[LilyEvans1980]

What if he got replaced by a president worse than him???

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[shaebay5]

Honestly, it isn't possible. There are no candidates worse than our current president.

[hersheys471]

FREAKY

[LilMsMalfoy]

that's a little scary, i wonder if the real actors ever happen across these little... um, diversions

[Nekogal13]

*lmao* This is very funny! How the mudbloods learned that day.