Uwe Boll 3rd Fight

[AesculapiusPiranha]

He should stick to boxing. His movies suck, and he is a moron.

[6JI9XYUH9]

Uwe Boll - SUPER MEGA POWER !

[mobius322]

Love it. Its so trendy to bash Boll. Not so fun when he can bash back eh?

I actually really like Uwe's movies a lot. Own most of them. The idea that every movie must be in theaters and have a huge budget to be "good" is absurd. How many great 80s and 90s video store classics would be relegated to "crap" by the internet nerds today? Probably all of them. J

ust got the Bloodrayne Third Reich Blu-Ray. Can't wait for In the Name of the King 2! Keep it up Uwe! Your fans are behind you!

[Mereanonymous]

@mobius322 all 20 of them

[l3awl3ag]

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not a fan of Boll's films at all. The ones I've seen haven't been terrible or anything, but they never seen to be anything more than average. Even so, I respect the guy to the utmost after seeing this. What a fucking legend. I want to shake Boll's hand and buy him a round of beers for this. He deserves it.

[ICE999KOLD]

All those bloggers fight like pussies

[KalmahRocks]

Put Uwe against Andrei Arlovski, boxing match.

[LifeisWar2]

lmao look at these nerd faggots all mad because Boll beats up their more successful nerd brothers.

[capsulej]

Well, at least Boll can do SOMETHING right.

[pingpongman6543]

did none of them win... what a waste

[marcus3379]

Lol at "met his match." Boll glided smoothly through each fight with these nerds. It's funny watching them try to be all wacky and ironic then get beat down.

[kingofqwerty]

@marcus3379 God, I love it so much, this should be a yearly recurring event!

[hayoootje]

this is better than all of his movies :D

[beautifulmike]

OK, how hot is Chris Alexander?

[monkeypop1993]

not what we like to see i would like to see Uwe Boll get his ass beat. like repeatedly even when the match is over still kicking the crap out of him jus to prove the point fighting doesn't make you or anything you produce good.

[EdTheBadass]

At least he's not as bad as Tommy Wiseau... so.. it kind of makes up for his bad movies :D

[Robstailey]

lol boll thinks he's tough for outboxing a bunch of out of shape guys who have never fought before

[nicklepa24]

"I fight you and win. That make my movies good, right?" I think not.

[Protection220]

@nicklepa24 thats not why he fight them...

derp herp you people are retarded

[nicklepa24]

@Protection220 work on your grammar buddy. "Thats not why he fight them.."? You sound like Lenny from "of Mice and Men". So think twice before calling me the retard. Dumb ass.

[Protection220]

@nicklepa24 lololol

umad

[TheAlceaos]

FUCK UWE BOLL!!

[BossMode614]

MMA ide beet his ass, bozing, maybe.

[FOXDIE2]

i want to fight him and if no when i win he can never make another video game movie ever again id do it for all the gamer out there that live in fear that hell make a movie of their favorite game

[devilishdemuth]

Uwe Boll is awsome his critics need to be shot

[Bored339649]

Uwe Boll I challenge you!

[Shavarnarak]

Uwe Boll = Epic Troll.

I don't care what anyone says, Boll really is a cool guy. Pissing of dorks who somehow think you could actually make a good movie out of a fucking videogames, by making movies about videogames that are even shittier then they'd otherwise be. And slapping around internet jerks in the boxing ring.

Fact is, most guys will never piss off as many people as Uwe does sure. But most guys will never be half as cool as Uwe is either. Even if Uwe's movies can be used as torture.

[EdTheBadass]

Uwe is male Paris Hilton.

you chose your idols in a funny way.

[BootyBot]

@Shavarnarak actually tunnel rats was pretty damn good from what I've heard

[LurchibaldBioshock]

Boll was probably sent pics of a heap of bloggers and chose the weakest of the lot

[IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY]

Uwe Boll is like an asshole on online game who always picking on noob and keep owning them, but he can never be as strong as the real boxer because he's afraid.

[redtrianglething]

Fuck Uwe Boll. Part of being a film maker is accepting your criticisms. Going around challenging your critics to fight is something 3rd graders do. This guy needs to be shot.

[carlitoxk9999]

i agree, he thinks and act more like a boxer than an artist

[carlitoxk9999]

By the way, sorry if i offend the true boxers. Most of them have a bit of honor at least

[FriendlyWords]

fcking nerds challenging him.

boll should box to someone who actually boxes.

Id knock out the fck out off him

[Zoid87]

this wouldnt make any sense, because he dont fight with this guys cuz he has nothing else to do, he fight them becauze they critize him.

[actionrepo]

i have seen films that are much worse then any from uwe boll such as the remake of psycho as well as night of the living dead 3-d they sucked. and they are insults to the original directors.hostel was a piece of shit. as well as turistas that one sucked as well. and are all much worse then any uwe boll film i have ever seen.

[Buubbbels]

He s a Good director! He makes good Movies!

[Arghier]

I really often wonder me if uwe is a misunderstood genius or if we don't understand that he's an ass.

[Louishuff23]

I honestly think Boll is a genius. Everything he does in an act, it has to be. He is bad in all the right (wrong) ways in his films, and this publicity stunt was perfect for him too. He knew he couldn't possibly lose against a bunch of journalists, and he knew they would take his challenge but not even take it serious.

[666Marduk999]

I think Uwe may be aware of the fact that his movies suck, but it's perfect entertainment. He is an Antigenius

[y00th00p]

As a German, I was of course rooting for Dr. Boll. His movies may suck and yes, I mean ALL of them, but the guy himself is really funny and his views concerning Michael Bay are spot on. I'd take Postal over Transformers and The Rock any day.

Btw. mocking Boll's accent won't make you mostly monolingual mind midgets from the states look any more intelligent, so why don't all you obscene and hateful ASSFUCKERS just shut up.

[Clemen79]

You're right. His opinion about Hollywood is very accurate. I don't get why people bitching about him when he made these movies with limited budget and no Hollywood backing at all. I can't wait to watch Stoic and Darfur, which are a departure of his previous videogame-based movies. By the way, how popular is he in Germany?

[y00th00p]

He received minor media attention when he bashed the critics and when he scratched the taste nerve of the US with his "pythonesque" masterpiece, but let's face it:

Postal's intended provocation didn't really bother any serious individual that is able to filter today's increasingly pointless news topics.

Btw. it's pretty clear to us that he cultivates his accent on purpose. Any moronic German that frequents the states as long as Boll has can adapt better to the easy US pronunciation/language.

[darksniper77]

@ y00th00p: I was taking your post seriously and agreeing with it until I saw "assfuckers" in all caps. Why?

[y00th00p]

That was supposed to be contradictory, complaining about "obscene and hateful" people while calling them "assfuckers" at the same time. Youtube seems like the most hateful place in the world at times, but I love how it's hardly censored.

To put it in Boll's words: My comment was great satire in the vein of Monty Python!

And to the guy wondering if Boll is a misunderstood genius: No! He probably should have been a butcher or maybe a construction worker. He's like the Eddie Edwards of film.

[darksniper77]

Oh ok, my apologies. That's simply much deeper thinking then I'm used to from youtube users.

[TempleOfSin]

@y00th00p Hi there! I'm a monolingual-minded Canadian. We like to make fun of accents here too, but we don't, mostly because Canada is very, very multinational and we would get our asses kicked by someone.:)

Viel Erfolg!

[AirNis]

@y00th00p hahahahaahahahahahahahahhahaha­h so fucking true ! ALL OF IT

[HelloMyNameIsASecret]

@y00th00p darfur was good :9, but the rest was puke

[JakeSnider123]

I agree, horrible director. Never seen anything good come from him. That being said, I respect a guy who responds to verbal abuse with physical abuse.

[finbomartini]

Terrible, terrible director. Marketing Genius. Kudos to him.

[f3l1p3t31x31r4]

He is a genius the best producer of movies

[SnoopNL]

Yes uwe kick him Go uwe Go Uwe.

[botkyrkakillen]

FUCK YOU UWE BOLL

[yayap001]

uwe boll rocks

[rockgodshanley]

See, now, I quite like some of Uwe's flims, Especially the Pre "Alone In The Dark" ones. "Postal" And "Wired" For egsample...

But this is just one guys opinion...

[DashJrEX]

Wow, even a fresh ametur boxer can beat Uwe Boll. His stance leaves him wide open.

[djlobb]

"Look at me, I'm Uwe Boll, I make shitty movies, but that doesn't matter, as long as I know how to fight weak critics, doing this proves I'm the best director ever!"

[cornbruiser]

All hail Uwe!!! Death to critics!!!

[das81]

Fight Oleg Tartarov.

[BruceDragonLee92]

If this piece of dung removes the Silent Hill 2 I to it personally a muzzle I will fill

[omega3490]

WOUUUUHOUUUU! nice one UWE!

[lordtrax8]

uwe rocks the house.

[Kewln00b]

I think I'll write a bad review about Boll's movies and see how long it takes for him to challenge me to a boxing match lol.

[goshygosh]

lol maybe uwe boll should try to go toe to toe with kimbo slice. bet he'd get fucked up.

[kingsharksam]

Uwe boll is awesome.

[VULGARIS1901]

its a trend to hate on uwe..i must say,never saw one of his movies,but i love his anecdotes in interviews,he says brilliant stuff

[100eyes]

it's not the things that Uwe does or says that makes him a douchebag, it's the things that he does and says while making complete utter pieces of shits he calls films.

people seem to feel compelled to defend him because they are either unfamiliar with his work or they have pity for him.

go watch one of his films; I guarantee you'll want to track him down, kick him in the junk, and take his wallet to recoup the money you spent.

that's what I would have done in a boxing match against Uwe.

[Deathunder]

Ok go see a movie.Lets say Dungeon Siege,Alone in the Dark or Bloodrayne 1-2.Then comment again about him and his jokes:)

[reformidatio]

Awesome fighter. Uwe got owned here, because the dude had no experience in boxing.

[reformidatio]

great the camera didn film the blond girl. :(

[Iceberqe]

uwe pwned this guy

[Mojito133]

This retard should fight Daniel Craig. 007 would rip this fag apart.

[Buford321]

uwe should fight anyone who isn't a fucking on-line critic, they are not real people!

[kimble23]

Uwe should at least fight a critic who knows what he's doing and has a little boxing ability. Beating up on pasty, weak, internet nerds is pretty sad. Especially when you can't even do it in one round.

[fredmachine]

He fought Chance Minter, who is an experienced boxer. Guess what, Minter lost.

[Deadich]

All you fucking hecklers should get a fucking life.

[ASODgj2]

it's pretty obvious that he just paid some idiot to loose so Boll the retard would look "good" .. geez

[kukuruznasice]

in my language (croatian), bol means PAIN.

it really does

[R2DIT2]

This is all business, come kick Bolls ass...But they look out not to get opponents strong enough to beat the shit out of Boll.

[SlipKnoTrulzx]

im 12 and uwe sucks, screw boxing, just go in the ring and do some fucking taekwon do on that noob. 360 face kick ftw

[krresselack]

till it rrods lol..

[Acksulald]

Retarded Internet tough guys got their assholes kicked

[Kaiserkiba]

niiiiiiiiice

uwe boll is a god

POSTAL RULEZ

[SpaceG]

Surely punching people will prove that his movies don't suck.

[vongangster]

You can't beat people up just cause they cussed you in the real world. What a child. But he deserves credit from not shying away from critics.

[Mazzak6]

I must admit, Uwe knows how to fight. I would probably beat the crap out of him but still - he would be a worthy opponent (not some one-hitter). Who knows maybe some day our gloves will cross :]

[rpupkin77]

All these people saying that Boll can't box are wrong, I've boxed for a number of years, and I can say, though he isn't that great, for a 43 year old film director he is pretty good. He definitely has some ringmanship skills, though his punches are crap, and this dude he is fighting is a clown.

[nickboy333]

Fucking americans of course if you put Boll against a professional he will lose.

None of those people were pros and Boll won fair and square you american jews have no honor at least give Boll some respect for winning

[Seth772]

I want to see Uwe Boll against Kimbo Slice.

[linkenski]

die uwe die!!! fuck u

[konga91]

What happen if Mike tyson fight Uwe Boll?

[Shavarnarak]

Then obviously Uwe Boll gets the shit beaten out of him. Much as he would if he challenged anyone who's actually a professional boxer.

[S14DGENER8]

he never said he was a profession boxer you idiot, he just wanted to beat down the people who criticized him badly

[Shavarnarak]

Who's an idiot? Someone asked what would happen if Uwe Boll would fight Mike Tyson.

Learn to read.

[p3lvi5]

He's 40-something for christ sake, I don't blame him for ducking a 31 year old Seanbaby (who claims a mma background). He doesn't seem to have much antipathy towards Boll in the first place, any more than anyone else anyway. It would have been bad publicity for the actual event if he lost his first fight to someone who wasn't even a notable critic of his. Otherwise, he challenged them and they accepted it, and are even wearing head gear, quit bitching pussies.

[bipper1]

Not true.  He claimed he would provide training before the fights. He lied. Uwe Boll is an untalented liar!

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

uwe boll FEARS SEANBABY!!!!!!

[WerehouseNet]

You show'em, Uwe!!

[sonicdeath10]

lol at least the guy puts up somewhat of a better fight.

[ChibiGAL]

OMG Boll is a fucking loser *Can't take critisizim*.

[FriskyBiz]

Just because he responds or acts on criticism in such a way doesn't mean he can't take it.

If he couldn't take criticism he'd stop making movies.

[Driadon]

I cant wait for the 225 pound bodybuilder to challenge Uwe to a boxing match. i want to see that blind jackass on his ass

[WHATISUTUBE]

wow, what an idiot. He beats people who don't like his movies up. How the hell is this supposed to do anything other than make him look like an idiot who can't take criticism.

[ironkcoony]

@ WHATISUTUBE

maybe he feels better...never thought about boxing someone you were pissed off?

[Hastur83]

This is the best Uwe Boll movie so far.

[killer185]

so true

[Kafei464]

Boll is a shit-head. If I could fight him, I'd purposely give him brain damage.

[Kaleban]

Have you SEEN his movies? I would say you must ahve already done so...

[Kafei464]

yeah, and i think the worst one was either House of the Dead or Alone in the Dark, probably the later. they all suck.

[SEAWEEDRAVEN]

2LATE FOR BRAIN DAMAGE!

[jaefrmbk]

i jus like seen ppl get they ass beat

[WilliamBatley]

Wow if I was invited, I would of thrown off my boxing gloves, charged his ass, got him on the ground, and strangled him, I don't give a shit about assualt, He deserves to die.

[SnipaMasta]

You'd get your ass kicked, pussy boy.

[random0815]

I WANNA FIGHT NANCY MEYERS PLS!

boll is a hero: im gonna beat those kids till they like my movies! didnt spielberg start like this too?

boll and his movies are the side effect of german corporations trying to save taxes by exploiting movie subsidies

i heard axel schulz wants to challenge mike tyson in an art-movie contest for the next "cannes film festival"!? ^^

[darkassailant01]

is this guy insane or something. just because his movies suck doesnt mean he has to beat the shit out of people who say his movies suck.

[Ivansprofile]

I heard that SeanBaby was going to fight him, but Uwe Boll refused due to Seanbabys experience.

[swindonboy]

Its comments like that Samurai that has made kids of today carry guns and knives..

[oysta187]

Uwe yer movies lick ass :D

[NaturalCorrection]

Uwe proves that he is much better at boxing then he is at making movies. Almost all his movies are piles of garbage that aren't even worth taking the time to watch the trailer. He is awesome and doesn't give a **** about what anyone thinks.

[deathbydrum]

Lol. Funny thing that most people don't realise is that Uwe Boll refused to fight one critic because he had boxing experience - and the rest were informed that they would be given boxing training - they not only didn't get boxing training but 2 of the fighters weren't even provided with adequete protective gear for the bout. So yeah. Good win Ewe - you weak self-promoting piece of shit.

[LordHenkutt]

I want to see Uwe get beat up!

[GassyBastard]

Uwe VS Crocop next?

[khronox]

callaos, viva uwe boll

es el puto amo,

arrodillao ante el.

tiene un buen par bien puestos coño....

[whoshouldibe]

Ok, note to Boll, hurting handpicked internet movie reviewers does not make your movies better. Beating up a 17 year old kid doesn't either.

[chickenhead2]

house of the dead was fucking terrible

[jordanthewizard]

So if Uwe wins these fights, he thinks it proves his movies are good?

[docterlee]

chis>zitz3

[chrisULTRA]

..so, um..you're like a REAL man, vitz3...hmm..get out of yer mom's basement and do something REAL then, instead of wanking off to youtube.

[vitz3]

uwe boll is still a pussy. If he was half a school girl he would be a man and take on men, not handpick the friuts of the basket. I'd love to watch myself kick the hell out of his face. Which would happen. I guarantee it Uwe. I guarantee it.

[alex9375]

I think that Uwa's movies are fucked up but i thank him for kicking those critics asses... though he's skills are busted....

[958776]

Hideo Kojima spat in his face.

I'd bet that Hideo got in touch with the producers of House of the dead, and they told him how much of a faggot he is. After the fight, he reveals that he was a jr. boxer in his earlier days? What a fucking pussy, I hope he burns.

Faggot.

[A86]

Fuck Uwe Boll. That son of a bitch is trying to ruin Metal Gear Solid like he did Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. Fuck that asshole. The only reason he won is because he purposely fought inexperienced people who couldn't fight. I'd fuck that asshole up.

[felekar]

Quoted straight from Wikipedia, just to calm your nerves a bit:

"When rumors appeared that Uwe Boll expressed interest in a Metal Gear Solid movie, and claimed to have been given a script to read, Metal Gear creator Hideo Kojima responded in his audioblog HIDECHAN, "Absolutely not! I don't know why Uwe Boll is even talking about this kind of thing. We've never talked to him. It's impossible that we'd ever do a movie with him."[7]"

[Crossbowman]

Fuck u right in ur ass noob

[Shemywinks]

Someone call Mickey Rourke..

[crackakillah]

I support Uwe Boll.

[DevilFish69]

Hah! Chris Tyndall got KO'd. Then again he was a wuss in High School, so I'm not surprised.

[Toiletmaster99]

What someone should do is pay lennox lewis to write a bad review about Uwe's dumbass movies. Then challenge him to a fight. That way if Uwe backs out everyone knows hes a faggot. And if he fights lennox would take his fucking head off.

[motleyhar]

I would tear Uwe apart. The anger of millions of pissed off video game fans would enable me to punch his fat head off.

[triefy]

Chris was the only one who put up some sort of threat. I really wish Uwe would have taken the challenge from Rue Morgue's Editor-in-chief, Jovanka Vuckovic, but apparently he didn't want to fight a woman, Uwe would fight a 17 year old though.

[Sp3cu]

UWE IS DA MAAAN! xD

[redswirl]

wow this guy is pathetic

[Hughezy]

Beating people up won't make you a better film maker, but because Uwe is obviously a bit "silly" he doesn't realise this.

the stupid fucking cunt.

[pwnageprata]

Well at least this guy fought seriously and with heart not like the pussies of Oso and Lowtax.

QFT

[SamuraibrandX]

Someone should have brought a knife or a gun. No court in the land would convict them.

[Xnake]

Well at least this guy fought seriously and with heart not like the pussies of Oso and Lowtax.

[tonyx3]

Boll should stick to boxing...

[Nonsensebwoy]

Go Annihilator!

[JasonAllen]

Chris is a total badass for doing this. Bra-fucking-Vo!

[Ed309]

I know Chris from Toronto, man he is one brave mo-fo. Eye of the Tiger Chris, you gave him one. Best fight of the lot!

[timtotal]

uwe is such a dickhead

[NaturalCorrection]

Uwe is the best!

[nrXic]

Ahaha! A freaking K.O.! "Dr." Uwe Boll!

This is too awesome

[eepberries]

I like how Uwe punched him in the back of the head and got away with it

[NaturalCorrection]

What were you watching,I didn't see anything like that.

[GaaraMonster]

He fought well, Uwe's movies still suck.

[GaaraMonster]

i mean, the guy in black fought well.