The French

[bluewren2]

You 've got the mysterious "it" factor intelligence beauty and also as an extra comedy talent.you've got a gift girl. Use it well. But don't underestimate the French you could learn from them.

[bluewren2]

@bluewren2 you have a tendency to put on weight auparis just a kindly reminder nothing puts the kybosh on a girl's good looks like fat ask any wieghtwatchers contender. So watch it.! Not too much beer.

[bluewren2]

P.S yes you are adorable.

[xXxLinguagirlxXx]

The fact that you're speaking French is awesome, the fact that you're reading Paper Towns is awesome. I think it's safe to conclude that you're awesome :)

[eltorbino]

grow back please

[DotStor]

Ur hot ;)

[gymnastic94]

Hey texan girl!^^

Polly/ Katharina/ kaddnix told me aboutr your hair and I have not believe her!!! Right know! :) Wow! You´re looking beautiful! Really! Awsome...ahm...do not have any words for that! Cool,Geil,...I don´t know! *laught* :-* ♥

[tomsin123]

Bah Melia! I tried to find you again after SITC, and found you on Khyan's video out of the blue today. I've been saving up ever since to buy your L lens

[rulerOFtheSKIES]

When you asked "Where'd ma hair go?", I actually responded. I need help.

[the1janitor]

i always watch your videos when i'm drunk for some reason. it just seems so right. nice hair :)

[KenmoreT]

Holy crap! And I thought you looked good before! That short hair really suits you.

[IAmAlexSilver]

I'm living with 4 French people at the moment, i love them, but i understand what you mean lolol, i'll probably be showing them this video today xD

[lifemakesmelaf]

Wow I can't believe she actually cut your hair right there. Year for being genuine I guess haha

[me2ontube]

@lifemakesmelaf it was a wig

[lifemakesmelaf]

@me2ontube Oh haha I guess I'm just that gullible

[me2ontube]

@lifemakesmelaf watch the whole video closely

[justasweird]

omg lol press 0 heaps of times fast. 

[tinalonglocks1]

you should send her a thank you note for hacking off your ponytail. you look AMAZING with it super short. keep it.

[ABoyNamedTroy]

How long are you doing au pair for? my friend just started this September Maybe youll run into her

[auparis]

@yourmomsayskonichiwa That would be my friend Kate who isn't actually french, BUT yes, she is SUPER hot and nice and smart!

[blackjacketism]

I can't believe you chopped off your hair just like that o:

[auparis]

@blackjacketism Believe it buddy!

[karmakomodia]

You are a CRACK UP!!!  love your vids.

[auparis]

@karmakomodia I love you!

[PardonMyZinger]

Wow that hair! It's stunning! :O

[auparis]

@PardonMyZinger THANK YOU! SMILEY FACE!

[WhatsernameIsTheName]

paper towns? psh subscribed.

[auparis]

@WhatsernameIsTheName That's all it takes? Sweet!

[motauff]

Hell Yeah!. Sexy Bitch before, Sexy Bitch now. However, for me your sexiness lies in your amazing laugh/giggle. Fuckin' cute as shit!!!

[auparis]

@motauff I have no words for how much I liked this comment... except for the ones I just typed... but no more!

[rosequartz19]

Hair looks great. :)

[auparis]

@rosequartz19 Thanks broham!

[psychopurple]

You seemed so genuinely unhappy at the end =(

Well not the proper end, you seemed a little drunk there. Good for you.

Stop making me emote involuntarily. I just radiated empathy all over this haus. Why the German? Who knows, today is scary.

What I mean to say is: Giraffe coitus! What a nifty hat.

[auparis]

@psychopurple Giraffe coitus! Pineapple Penis! Kangaroo Lampoon!

I was genuinely unhappy at the end, some french bitch cut off my pony tail because I nudged her accidentally! or it was ACTING! ACTING! Muaahahahahahah!

[Xandtha]

dig the new hair, tres chic!

[auparis]

@Xandtha Muchos Gracious! Wait.. wrong language.

[mrd1408]

No YOU'RE adorable. And so is your hair. That is all. 

[auparis]

@mrd1408 No, YOU ARE! THank you!

[TrinaVlogs]

Hahah at first i was like "No, she didn't just let her friend cut her hair" then i was like "Omg..... that crazy mofo just let her friend cut her hair!" love it though!

[auparis]

@TrinaVlogs I'm definitely a crazy mofo. Never doubt it.

[gomagash]

You hair looks very nice now.

[auparis]

@gomagash Did it not look very nice before?! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?!?! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!?!?!

Even with boy short hair I still have girl reactions. WTF mate.

[InspiredByTheFame]

Paper Towns!!! Yes!. DFTBA, Malia. <3

[auparis]

@InspiredByTheFame YES! NERDFIGHTER!

[alexfjord]

Your HAIR!!! Your long beautiful HAIR!!! OMFG I can't believe you did that!!! You look GREAT...

[auparis]

@alexfjord I know! Now its going to make an excellent costume mustache. It was either cut off all of my hair or buy a costume mustache. I think I made the right choice.

[poopistation]

yeah, now you look even more sassy

stereotypes are fun \o/

[auparis]

@poopistation YES! My hair matches my attitude. All I've ever wanted.

[tinalonglocks1]

you look so cute with short hair.

[auparis]

@tinalonglocks1 You look cute! Thank you!

[jujubeans360]

I like the hair!!!

[auparis]

@jujubeans360 I like you!

[Missponybiss]

new haircut REALLY suits you!!:D wow! I want that too!

[auparis]

@Missponybiss Get one! I'm sure it'll look great!

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

oh wow, new hair is cute.

[auparis]

@BrewsterIsAWinner Thank you very much!

[me2ontube]

i never had a problem in france especially with girls - french people may seem a bit cold at first but once they understand you come in peace they are super nice

[auparis]

@me2ontube Truer words.

[Zincotroid]

OMG! Your hair! I'm totally completely absolutely shocked! I did not see that coming! Whoa! Hair!

[auparis]

@Zincotroid LIAR! lol, jk, rmlafoq*3.

[Zincotroid]

@auparis Run Mars! Look Around For Other Quail! Run Mars! Look Around For Other Quail! Run Mars! Look Around For Other Quail! Now I should be safe...

[TimH078]

love it! great vid as usual :)

[auparis]

@TimH078 Gracious Tim... PANTS!

[DayDreamGuru]

You look as pretty as ever with that haircut. J'adore tes videos!

[auparis]

@DayDreamGuru J'adore TOI! Merci beaucoup!

[talldudegrad12]

Paper Towns! Love that book :)

[auparis]

@talldudegrad12 I am liking it as well (smiley face)

[hollaahop]

that vid is freakin awesooooome

[auparis]

@hollaahop YOU ARE!

[TheBaldAussie]

WOW!!! as Tobuscus would say "hothothothothothotototototot hotty hot hot".

[auparis]

@TheBaldAussie Awwwww, a Tobuscus reference and a compliment! What more could a girl ask for?

[PiccadillyMan]

French people are rude and overreactive (I'm French so I know xD)

However, just so other people know, you mistranslated on purpose, right ?

[auparis]

@PiccadillyMan I didn't mistranslate! I translated to TEXAN! There is a very large gap between American English and Texan.

[sofiamedia]

nice hair!

[auparis]

@sofiamedia Uber thanks!

[Kaddinx]

Your hair looks great!! :D

[auparis]

@Kaddinx THANKS!

[JackHoward]

I LIKE YOUR HUR

[auparis]

@JackHoward I like the way you say dig.

[Camilleypow]

This video is just a description of me.

[auparis]

@Camilleypow That's how I got the idea.

[auparis]

@Camilleypow Well where do you think I got the idea from?!

[createthespace]

haha I love your videos. also, paper towns!! <3 John Green. Your hair looks fucking. fantastic. also, even though I only saw the back of his head, attractive french men with french accents are attractive. even if they are fickle :P

[auparis]

@createthespace I will tell you he's pretty cute, but incredibly camera shy! And very fickle as well.

[liamsanipe]

i find there a lot nicer if you speak french to them.

[auparis]

@liamsanipe Is that the trick? Shit! I've been doing it wrong for a year now!

[colmonhs]

Hair.......!

[auparis]

@colmonhs Where......?

[STOPJABBAINGON]

I am admittedly very cute so I'll let your intro pass :-)

[auparis]

@STOPJABBAINGON Well thats very kind of you sir.

[BashirH]

HOT haircut is HOT! great video also.

[auparis]

@BashirH Super thank you sir!

[welcomehomedaddy]

hey yosemite sam, the new doo looks great

[auparis]

@welcomehomedaddy Thank ya much, darn tootin.

[iamnothisgirl]

Your new haircut looks awesome!

[auparis]

@iamnothisgirl THANK YOU!

[welcomehomedaddy]

first!



[auparis]

@welcomehomedaddy 40th!