Michael McIntyre meets Geordie

[pacNOMNOMman]

5-1

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

This is fucking hilarious even if I am a Geordie I do say them in the same way

[chloeliveslifeloud]

As a Geordie I find this hilarious even if his first impression was a little 'off' haha!

[adamski895RS]

I'm a geordie, find this funny as fuck

[lMX14l]

Obviously some people can't take a joke

[zsebi86]

i think he is funny! always! And Geordie's Show is rubbish! And her accent...I can tell how educated, intelligent people talk and believe me not in her way.

By the way swearing as a comment won't change anything.You only showing your level of IQ...

[TheHandler89]

STUPID FUCKING CUNT

[moochkin]

im a geordie but i find this funny as hell. he's a comedian he's taking the piss. this brought a tear to my Ea :P

[lordlucan17]

the mans a twat

[herbie123456789cat]

right i think its funny but there are geordies whom speak in quite a posh accent in which im from newcastle but i change my accent for diffrent occasions but just cause ure stuck up dont mean u can take the mick outta us

[Ellipsis14]

SO TRUE! XD

[AAAABritish]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[ZouhrBot]

Fucking toon mahn. Proud geordie <3

[g0ldensecti0n]

Mcintyre's another one of those twats who can't be bothered to travel to somewhere other

than the South of their country and actually learn something other than stereotypical views.

I'm a Geordie and I sound nothing like this. Do your homework Michael.

[jupes70]

@g0ldensecti0n Don't take so seriously ,it's comedy

[DasGrausam]

@g0ldensecti0n

lol...Geordies in the proper rough areas do, and half of the ones you find in bars sound nye on exactly like him. And I've never heard/read a proper broad Geordie use the word "twat"...

[bookl0ver]

@g0ldensecti0n calm down dude it's only a joke lots of comedians make jokes about places with accents it's funny watching them impersonate accents

[DanniLzomg]

@g0ldensecti0n How is Newcastle in the south of his country?

[GeorgeHurst08]

@DanniLzomg He's saying that Michael never travels out of the south of his country, and has adopted the souths stereotypical views.

[MehlaineRose]

@g0ldensecti0n ohmylord. he takes the piss out of absolutely everything; including yorkshire, london, the US etc. he takes the funny things in life and puts them on stage. get over yourself!

[LUKE0ST3L0S99]

@g0ldensecti0n So when hes in Glasgow or Edinburgh doing his tour, hes actually in a studio in London? Do your homework.

[g0ldensecti0n]

@LUKE0ST3L0S99 I'm not saying that, Obviously he tours around the country and hears

many accents, I just think this is a badly observed Geordie accent, a bit corny. There's loads of great piss takes of the accent. Some of my mates do it really well and are really

funny.

[Metdieogen]

Being third in the league in December means fuck all.But i guess you got to have something to keep your chin up.....

[Setheress]

We do not speak that bad. I mean come on smoggies can understand me

[SkarloeyFan]

I am from Newcastle Upon Tyne and I can say that the good majority of people do speak like that. It is a very hard to understand accent.

[Be4TinGyoU]

Geordie accent makes me puke but then again none from the uk sound good!

[ladyrokujo]

@Be4TinGyoU None of them sounds good because they all sound fucking great. ;p

[LUKE0ST3L0S99]

@Be4TinGyoU Thats why everyone thinks the English accent is sexy.....

[Ghost051085]

Geordie's are the best end of

[etonroad]

/watch?v=btUz-bHHVyI

[TommyGun8142]

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[TheStuartFamily2011]

I favourited this because...i am a Geordie and i am proud.

[jamjam5028]

you can clearly tell the diffrence when a say A and E

[Randomusername1507]

I'm a Geordie and I don't talk like that

[TheStuartFamily2011]

@Randomusername1507 Then....your not a Geordie

[x6alalx]

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[Metdieogen]

Sad geordie bastards and their shite football teams

[Joe89PS3]

@Metdieogen shite? since when was being 3rd in the league and still unbeaten shite

[RawrItsHolly]

@Metdieogen lol.

[TommyGun8142]

@Metdieogen where third in the league so shut up.

[smilerboyboy]

how many people fail at doing goerdie accents?

[martymcfunk1985]

This pricks about as funny as bowel cancer.



[xoxJustTheTwoOfUsxox]

we divnt talk like that ? >:(

[lamylala6]

ikr! ive lived in newcastle all my life and nobody talks like THAT (although it was quite funny)

[LisaKee73]

Well if that's a Geordie accent then I must have grown up in a different Newcastle!

[burnzy1986]

@LisaKee73 nowt like us is it? shit impression lee mack does the best one.

[xchazeyx]

i grew up in Newcastle for 8 yrs its one of the best cities

[cssbeast]

well that was the worst geordie piss take evar...

[SuPrAmAd101]

southern cunt.. simple as.

[markgibson67]

This guy just isn't funny and all this rubbish he's spouting about geordies is complete nonsense, we are the friendliest people in the country, most of the time.

[doctorwho35]

SUNDERLAND!!!!

[frostyuk2007]

@doctorwho35  steady now, that's fightin talk lol.

[doctorwho35]

@frostyuk2007 hahaha wanna take it outside? :L pmsl

[frostyuk2007]

@doctorwho35 haha, I think somebody spilled my pint :-/

[doctorwho35]

@frostyuk2007 Yeah that was me :L... let's go bro.... Geordie VS Mackem yes???? :L :L

Haha I'm Welsh <3 Keepin' it real... Peace (Y)

[frostyuk2007]

@doctorwho35 Your Welsh, ah I'll not mention the sheep... oh shit... sorry too late lol  :-S

[doctorwho35]

@frostyuk2007 Haha call me a 'Sheep Shagger' all u want... I don't care... At least I can get someone to shag.... oooh burn!!

[frostyuk2007]

@doctorwho35 I like to put them on the edge of a cliff, they push back better ;) haha.

[doctorwho35]

@frostyuk2007 what the sheep or the Welshies?

[ShireGeordie]

What a stupid southern tart!

[xLozzieLollipop7x]

this is definitely his best joke!! It cracks me up no matter how many times I watch it!!!

[kakaze]

true geordies dont say youse for one person. uz is correct

[MrMarshMallowMan2012]

@kakaze I thought that when I first saw, but then I realised, he'd be in a restaurant with his wife, so it would be 'youse', but I DID think the same thing lol

[guildwarsSNOW]

we can say ee aye ee aye oh. In the past it was not uncommon to hear women say 'eeeeeeeeeee' when expressing surprise although not many do that now and most people in the country recognise 'why aye man'... Therego, geordies can say ee aye ee aye oh.

Besides Michael McIntyre is just plain thick... just look at his choices on Britain's got talent... I rest my case.

[CharIiePresents]

He sounds like a donkey xD

[xscrubs4evax]

where did you get this from ??

[xscrubs4evax]

where did you get this from???

[discocreator76]

His rendition is way off, I'm from Newcaslte and we dont pronounce things like that!

[tabsforlife1997]

Love him...

[wowthisismyusername1]

I wish people would stop arguing on a YouTube video. It's pointless.

[SparkyDoodlez]

Did anyone else lose interest in the video when they started reading the comments?

[1983764222]

@SparkyDoodlez isnt that the case with all youtube videos?

[SparkyDoodlez]

@1983764222 Fair point, lol. 

[binibibo]

@SparkyDoodlez me.

[holly2246]

i'm a geordie and i hate our accents , i wish i had an irish accent, they're amazing :)

[xXxscotty4evaxXx]

@holly2246 dont be ashamed to be a geordie, were better than any other fucking city, were the best FUCK THE REST!

[holly2246]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx im not ashamed im just not really fond on the way we talk , and what you've just said is typicall "geordie behaviour" ... this is why i dont like it here , everyone tries to act hard as out and 80% of the population in the north east is a chava

[xXxscotty4evaxXx]

@holly2246 yeah because its how we roll dont like it fuck off to london, and i ant a chav

[EilisLornaWalsh]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx

L.O.L.! You do realise you just proved holly2246's point about the typical Geordie being a chav? & in case you were unaware, this is a free country. She doesn't have to "fuck off to London" if she's unfavourably disposed to the typical Geordie attitude. Don't be so rude.

[xXxscotty4evaxXx]

@EilisLornaWalsh i act like a true gerodie nota cunty chav youc oem up ehre and see the diffrence between use of slang, and liek you said its a free country i can be rude if i like so in taht case FUCK YOU PERSON WITH A GAY NAME!

[EilisLornaWalsh]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx:

Telling someone to "fuck off to London" due to your differing opinions is not exercising your right to freedom of speech, it's being obnoxious. The right to free speech is not in existence to protect people like yourself from your own fatuous belligerence & provocative comments, rather, to protect the vulnerable from being penalised for imparting controversial truths &/or opinions. & insulting someone's name is as low as insulting someone's gender, race, or religious beliefs.

[bp56789]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx so you can spell the words, just not pronounce them correctly?

[AshitakaNakagawa]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx A lack of services and endless gang wars. Newcastle is certainly the best if you're feeling suicidal ^^;

[CaptainKubla]

@AshitakaNakagawa @AshitakaNakagawa You are claiming Newcastle is somehow an epicentre of gang warfare......and......you live in AMERICA??!!!

More people are murdered in the US in 6 HOURS than in a year in Newcastle (per capita figures are appalling per 100,000 of the population). More than 1 in 100 US citizens are actually IN JAIL. How civilized. Yes, the US is certainly the best if you are feeling suicidal. Someone will shoot you in the head for no reason and take all your problems away!

[NekoEden]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx ner like, Makem's are better ;D

[RAINBOWowl435]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx hell yeah :D

[bendubsteplaw]

@xXxscotty4evaxXx chill bean you serious mong. take a joke. jesus christ!

[EilisLornaWalsh]

@holly2246

Type 'How To Do An Irish Accent' into the search bar on YouTube. It's brilliant.

[1shearer]

complete and utter sh 1t .

[helenvon]

what a tosser.

[juugoolart]

What's a Geordie?

[KyKyclarke]

@juugoolart People from Newcastle

[kieren72401]

im a geordie and in cracked up lol

[pupsmaschine]

What a cock.

[MrGamerBazer]

@pupsmaschine take a joke idiot

[zoedeexx]

Who's that 0:36 ? They normally just properly zoom in on like celebrities, and she looks familiar:)?

[shanetottenham]

@zoedeexx shut the fuck up

[zoedeexx]

@shanetottenham why?:)

[zoedeexx]

@shanetottenham WHY? I was just asking a question, no offensive reasoning behind it... the person looked familiar. x

[shanetottenham]

@zoedeexx that person died last tuesday her tonge got caught in a blender and she died you fucking disrespectfull piece of horse shit.

[DansNonProductions]

@shanetottenham

Genius

[zoedeexx]

@shanetottenham Omigod, I genuinleyhad no idea:'O I'm sorry, I didn't knowD:

[Phoenix1664]

Im a geordie, but im moving to australia soon so im gonna have to loose the accent apparently ;-)

[iamsodamnoriginal]

@Phoenix1664 Don't lose the accent! If other Aussies are anything like me, they'll love ya!

[fudakini]

@reegatron just shut up you've been commenting since June and at least 99.99999999 percent of comments are about you

[TayyBitchh1]

I love the geordie accent :P x

[JimbobRoxsUrSoxsOff]

going to a&e would be interesting...

[Xackadee]

What a stupid argument.

Oh, and shut up Reegatron.

[Reegatron]

@Xackadee Funny...your mother said the same thing to me after I told her to make me a post-coital cup of tea.

[Xackadee]

@Reegatron

I'll bet when you read my comment you thought somemthing along the lines of "Why should I shut up?" Here's why:

Everytime you say something, you make enemies. All you've done on this video is insult or offend anyone who comes your way. You have no standards or limits when it comes to attacking people's feelings and overall, you're just being a rude annoyance.

Let me ask you, why can't you be nice? What causes you to treat people like this?

[Reegatron]

@Xackadee No I just thought "another hopeless Youtube moraliser." I smash those who "come my way" because they've started on me and I happily shred them. Usually, I'll post my comment on a video's subject matter (and I'll say what I like, thanks) and someone vindictive tosspot like yourself thinks it's OK to charge in on their high horse. I couldn't give a damn about making online "enemies", which is just as well because if you cast the first stone, I'll take delight in biting you in the tits...

[MrMickroach]

@Reegatron Looks like you mistake ambition for ability, for you could smash a broken egg, you silly little cretin! Usually you comment on nothing, but what you do is to try and show you have the biggest dick and all you achieve is to show that you are a dick!

[steje73]

I'm not a Geordie so I'm not offended or anything. but Michael McIntyre is shite isn't he?

[Schnookiecake]

I love this clip! I was in stitches for ages! :D

[TheN4DIA]

Old mc donald had a farm E.....e...e...e...E!

[northeastenglish]

WTF what a shit geordie impression

[boneyboyco]

michael mcintyre is sooooo over rated its ridiculous

[TheBlackRose1991]

@boneyboyco I think you misspelled "underrated." :)

[boneyboyco]

@TheBlackRose1991 hmm nope don't think so.

quite funny though two smileys awarded :D :D

[Ldougi]

I'm a Geordie but I don't have the accent :L

[sanaabanana87]

'are yous looking at us'?? Haha. Geordies have another thing to be proud of now, geordie shore!! Like they didn't already have such a bad reputation and this show comes along and confirms it all... I'm just talking the piss don't cry now

[sanaabanana87]

To the person below me, threatening people over the Internet doesn't really work!!

[JulieLovesTheBeatles]

Geordie is awesommmme. I don't understand a word, but it's great. :D

[mickigoe]

I'm Irish and , for me , Geordie is the coolest of the English accents. The fog on the Tyne is all theirs !

[TeamTrueman]

Haha i love being geordie and i love micheal!! This is hillarious LOL :D

[Sangrie1]

Some of his jokes are hilarious and clever, before he was a judge of Britain's Got Talent I thought he was abnoxious (That spelling is probably incorrect, I know) but I have recently grew a liking to him. =)

[lolums16]

5 ppl are sensitive geordies

[SpritezFTW]

Has anyone noticed that zoegreenleafs comment. "theres nofin rong wif dat sentance" yet everything is wrong with his. Or hers

[SpritezFTW]

We dont do that. Why is it always geordie accents that get talked about. Have you heard scousers

[Tyrel0401]

@SpritezFTW Thats because Geordies are better, lol.

[lukejohnsx360]

And his accent isnt bad. Sounds like a mouse orgasm

[BrianBadonde9]

I hate this cunt, but i have to concede.. this was funny. im from newcastle too ;D

[xXxStrifeMexXx]

as if i have front row seats to see this guy in Newcastle ;) gerrin! Why aye, man! :D

[CaptainKubla]

Hes an annoying cunt, with one of those 'please smack me in the mouth, really hard' kind of faces......yet I have to concede he's sharp and some of his routines are very clever.

Still needs a good fucking kicking, though. Hehehe.

[InksterEdits]

-.-

[khasab]

he needs to go back and have another listen

[bishopquack]

what a tosser. But still very funny

[gldlt999]

im howling, im a geordie and this is so true!

[ClothesHairMakeUp]

I wanted him to say the "A&E" Joke :(

[teessidequeen]

I'm not a geordie, I'm a smoggie - but geordies are absolutely amazing! :')

North East England! <3

[IidoliseJohnnyDepp]

@teessidequeen Durhamite here agrees especially since my uni flatmates reckon we are all geordies in NE

[zoegreenleaf]

theres nofin rong wif that sentance  "are yous looking at uz"

[XxdeathpenaltyxX]

@zoegreenleaf your sentence should really be: There's nothing wrong with... so yeah there's many flaws to that.

[Ultraviolight]

I'm a geordie but this cracks me up haha. I love broad geordie so much haha

xox

[lollipopifying]

I hope this doesn't happen to me tomorrow, I've got to go to the optometrist

[claytoam01]

All Michael McIntyre moments are funny !

[jlspma]

notice when he said the joke about the eye test, the camera shows two members of the audience with glasses, laughing their asses off.

[jlspma]

hot girl at 1:03

[vinnyflintoff]

"How can you function under these conditions?".......LOL!

[stephiiijayyy]

Hahaha im a mackem and was laughing my head off, i have nothing against georgies since my best mate is one ;)

[MrMegaPrankster]

lool this is jkes

[Newcastleutd0001]

A de speak funny lyk

its we accent

[SteveLondonSky]

Errr whats there to be proud about being geordie lmao off.. Gazza and Cheryl Cole... ? Ones an incomprehensible twat who's constantly making bad decisions based on money and always crying and the other is Gazza...

[KatieDuck90]

@SteveLondonSky Ridley Scott. Nuff said.

[JohanR888]

@SteveLondonSky. i see your comment was tongue in cheek regarding those two! But we have produced some exceptional people. Indeed Ridley Scott, also Dame Catherine Cookson, and if you are aware of the history of the railway and the locomotive the rocket, you will find geordie inventor/engineer George Stevenson ! who build the first railway line and was known as "the father of the railways"!!

[SteveLondonSky]

@JohanR888 Lol Ridley Scott has his moments I guess, but still makes some awful ol shite... he's no James Cameron 8-)

[JohanR888]

@SteveLondonSky and james cameron is no Alfred Hitchcock., the most famous director ever.

[SteveLondonSky]

@SteveLondonSky errr I'd debate that... Alf was a great visual story teller and master of suspense of his day and his films are still good today, but very 'uncomplicated; by todays standards. A few actors, a camera crew and a script is all he needed. Can't compare the two really... You could compare Scorcese with him, but an actio film and suspense thriller director you can't. There we go, me stickin up for da geordie innit lol 8-)

[Vakrian]

now here's a fun fact for you the ae he says in this video is close to how you would say Æ in danish and to top it all off AE as he says in this video is Æ in danish...conclusion vikings rule ^^

[generouspeasant]

The Geordie accent is older than the queens english so fuck of you litte prick. Next time you switch on a light bulb or get on a train think thankyou Newcastle

[zoegreenleaf]

im proud to be a geordie and i think i talk normally for god's sake

[StellinoooxX]

he's not funny at all.

[zoegreenleaf]

i like bein a gordie coz noone can understand u lol

[youngelvisnightowls]

@zoegreenleaf same

[IronMaiden2924]

i can't tell you the amount of times, when i've had to spell something out over the phone, that people think i'm saying 'a' when i'm saying 'e'.

i'm proud of my accent and where i come from, and michael mcintrye is hilarious!

[colbaz069]

I'm a Geordie through n through and that video is funny. Everytime I go out I'm shouting E as I've had some of the best nights of my life taking them and giving it large in the amazing nightlife we have here. all those mongs that ain't never had a proper night out should try it some time. Any one got any e?