"...what's that? Oh okay I didn't uh, yeah okay, well look I'm a long-time fan, I live in China do some work there...and I been in Bangkok many times...wanted to just com-comment on David Carradine...yeah umm well...y'know this guy's kung fu...and he's, he's a uh, truly an Asian lover I'm sure...um, and uh, so...auto-erotic uh-fixiation eh it probably did happen...but um...you know--"
I was on the show once. I don't understand why people just don't come to life as soon as they hear Howard say "You are on the air". I didn't listen to the radio. It was 3 am in California, listening to the show over the phone. I made Fred laugh, everyone laugh, except Robin, but....They were laughing at me, not with me when I did my Seinfeld impression. I got goofed on hard.
no dude the worst call was sometime in 2009, september i believe, some guy called up and said that he remembered seing some actor who was in another movie...in yet another movie
and then artie said "thats was your call...that the guy had another acting gig"
"get that guy back, that was the worst call ever!"
i had to download that days show just for that clip, but then i lost the show and now i have to somehow find it again fuck!
Three best callers, Ian the drunk, Dr. Remulak ("I am Dr. Remulak" repeated ad infinitum) and Artie Lange when he was too "sick" to come to work (not necessarily in that order).
"bobo whatever that guys name is man hap ham hasum wetbag and terra fuck that foo bowo" << what the fuck was the second guy saying - was it even english lol.
1:41 GOOD, and how are you?
indubitablydoug 10 hours ago in playlist Howard Stern 2
wheres the one where howard gives a prize to the 7th caller and he goes through callers 1 through 6 to tell them they lose?
fosponomot 1 week ago
holy shit that chick sounds like that bitch from west boro baptist church
MurderNun 1 month ago
This is one of my favorite Stern clips!!! This is funny as hell!
citysims 1 month ago 4
thank ya for yer cawl lol
rockerduff1231 1 month ago 4
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"...what's that? Oh okay I didn't uh, yeah okay, well look I'm a long-time fan, I live in China do some work there...and I been in Bangkok many times...wanted to just com-comment on David Carradine...yeah umm well...y'know this guy's kung fu...and he's, he's a uh, truly an Asian lover I'm sure...um, and uh, so...auto-erotic uh-fixiation eh it probably did happen...but um...you know--"
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EGarrett01 2 months ago
I was on the show once. I don't understand why people just don't come to life as soon as they hear Howard say "You are on the air". I didn't listen to the radio. It was 3 am in California, listening to the show over the phone. I made Fred laugh, everyone laugh, except Robin, but....They were laughing at me, not with me when I did my Seinfeld impression. I got goofed on hard.
OnlyForAngels 2 months ago
Damnnnnnnnnn lmfao
NoThinElseMAtters1 2 months ago
Yea- Carradine was not one of those phoney asian lovers.
GrassValleyGreg 2 months ago
"...he got caught up doing what he was doing and that's that."
butchermachine 3 months ago
whoa....
JIDAYAH1981 3 months ago
lol omg
epajrgolf 3 months ago
"could be" hahaha
kbrinks 4 months ago
The title of this video is dead on!!
TheZigzach 4 months ago
Howard stern callers are the worst!
SeeYouNextTuesday0 6 months ago
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Lol this is so fuckin awkward to listen to, hahaha
zIxNiGhTMaRexIz 6 months ago
NO!
EricTheAcktor 6 months ago
Australians are natural fuckheads... naturally.
richie8811 7 months ago
@richie8811 Everyone is a fuckhead.
OutlawJoseyWales909 3 months ago
thank you for your call!
Makaveli25x 7 months ago
no dude the worst call was sometime in 2009, september i believe, some guy called up and said that he remembered seing some actor who was in another movie...in yet another movie
and then artie said "thats was your call...that the guy had another acting gig"
"get that guy back, that was the worst call ever!"
i had to download that days show just for that clip, but then i lost the show and now i have to somehow find it again fuck!
KCArmstrongXIIV 7 months ago
Just another day on the Howard Stern Show.
walkoff2 8 months ago
Four, if you count "Vince"
ronson232 8 months ago
"you know this guys kung fu...and hes truly an asian lover im sure...and...so...yeah....autoerotic asphyxiation it probably did happen..."
LOL WTF
JohnGolbunny 8 months ago 4
I heard Artie wants to come back
SuperDouchebag12345 8 months ago
lololol
IIIJFRIII 8 months ago
The show needs Artie again!
saruman84 10 months ago
I love when Artie imitates the 2nd caller
merocket 10 months ago
okay...thank ya for yer cawl!
rockerduff1231 10 months ago
why doesn't artie just fucking come back? A year is plenty of time to heal
bigtaxdizzle 1 year ago
HE wanted to fuck his self lmfao...
badgk187 1 year ago
I like how Howard let's callers ramble on for minutes.... until he just just says..
"I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about"
WelcomeToThe92503 1 year ago
who doesn't get hard around mos def
jloch85 1 year ago
"Truly an Asain lover im sure" LOL!
FireAlarm 1 year ago
that man howard stern is a disgrace to human kind. RIP Michael Jackson.
MJJacksonQueen777 1 year ago
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MJJacksonQueen777 1 year ago
@Metropolis2112 isnt he back now?
keepitganstadawg 1 year ago
technically it was 4 calls.
Gigatone00 1 year ago
Robin, show me your meat curtains!
mahmahmonkey 1 year ago
We just don't give fuck other than that we just wanna pay our bills here and there.
IsYouAthanasios 1 year ago
HI HOW ARE YOUUU
mmeasy123 1 year ago
HAHAHA omg i cant breathe because i am laughing so hard
MegaRealization 1 year ago
now you know how the public access ppl feel with sal and richard :D.
knoxklay11 1 year ago
1st guy was definitely high as fuck on something
andyouseethelight 1 year ago
Three best callers, Ian the drunk, Dr. Remulak ("I am Dr. Remulak" repeated ad infinitum) and Artie Lange when he was too "sick" to come to work (not necessarily in that order).
faffaflunkie 1 year ago
hahaa they were terrible calls. i like when the caller asks if howard was hard. and howards like WHATTT??? HES FUNNY WHEN HE DOSEN KNOW WHATS GOIN ON
tyrone37 1 year ago
I wonder how many were paid callers...
RocketboyX 1 year ago
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Artie sucks!
slipknuts13 1 year ago
"bobo whatever that guys name is man hap ham hasum wetbag and terra fuck that foo bowo" << what the fuck was the second guy saying - was it even english lol.
nosrep09 1 year ago 2
@nosrep09 "other than that we're just trying to pay our bills"
Wtf?
kmalloy11 1 year ago 4
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@nosrep09 "other than that we're just trying to pay our bills"
Wtf?
kmalloy11 1 year ago
@nosrep09 Translation: "Bobo, whatever that guy's name, man. Last time he called Ham Hands a wetback. That's terrible, fuck that fool Bobo."
I took me awhile to figure it out.
Macroptiliummosaic 1 year ago 2
@Macroptiliummosaic ahhhhh ty! thanks also for being polite to me :D
nosrep09 1 year ago
@Macroptiliummosaic Holy shit, nice work translating that!
kmalloy11 1 year ago
When was this?
daintyhippie 1 year ago
LMAO at 1:41.
kmalloy11 1 year ago
i love white people lol
dedrawilliams 1 year ago 2
I like how the first guy clearly had nothing to say and only wanted to be on the air.
Macroptiliummosaic 2 years ago
4 callers in a row...one didn't talk
Dollarbob 2 years ago
Thank ye for ye call!
wasp9 2 years ago 3
What happened to the phone screeners? Was this a Crumbs day?
HoursTilLastCall 2 years ago
man u got to wait 4 ever, to talk to howard, what a waist of opportunity.
sharkate7 2 years ago
Christ what the fuck is wrong with people?
OzzyFan87 2 years ago 8
Carradine is one of the artists who died this year. The list is long.
nuitetjours1 2 years ago 6
I'll fight anyone here.. ROADHOUSE!!!!
cokehorse 2 years ago
@cokehorse HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
TheProjektcc 2 years ago
oh yeah....................ROADHOUSE!!!!
TheProjektcc 1 year ago
Omg ! Where's that fuckheaded hernje ?
Lvduggo69 2 years ago
Ohhhhh ! Goood for uuuuuuuu !
Lvduggo69 2 years ago
Christian Bale: NO!
haha
JarvisLeverone 2 years ago 5
Caradine was half-Chinese.
oceanbelow 2 years ago
Oh wait. I'm wrong
oceanbelow 2 years ago
@oceanbelow ....no.
ThaaWhiteShadow 4 months ago
WTF?! What a bunch of dumb-dumbs!
eleanorayoulateagain 2 years ago 3
aaaaahahahahaha dumb dumbs thats awsome
GoldGraffitiKing 2 years ago
Wow, makes you really want to keep on going when you get barraged by dum dums.
sserpent21 2 years ago 2
Ok, Thank you for your call..
sinsemillaman 2 years ago 4
:D .......
Tubyubber 2 years ago 2
lllllllllloooooooooooooooooooollllllll
hcvang 2 years ago
I need to get sirius back!
uneekalex 2 years ago 5
what a buncha dummies.
Tulkastaldo 2 years ago 8
Artie is Great!
toolmant27 2 years ago 36