Let's Point at Super Metroid

[ZiggyZoko]

Fun Fact: This LP was done by the same person that made I Wanna Be The Guy. Not even joking.

[CloudChaserFX]

I laid my mouse cursor over his <3

[macr0machine]

lol 3:23 'press the [mouse cursor] button'

[sonicmalley]

I love how when he save states it says non hack. its almost like he knows how bad at this game he is so he plays hacks.

[elshotaru]

@sonicmalley It's not even true either. The guy playing is a total hack.

[BipolarTwinkie]

Did anyone else hear the screw attack intro at about 2:18 ?...

[samusarans]

I find this shameful.

[Xboxwiistation]

To be completely honest, I didn't see the cursor at all till I went into the comments. I think my mind was focused on the fact that he kept failing at a speed run, and like they said, making ti last basically longer than the regular way around.

[poorcolossus]

Press the mouse cursor to use the super missiles.

[fordPrefected01]

moves mouse WHY IS IT NOT MOVEING AND WHY IAM I USEING CAPS!

[NotRummy44]

I like how he moved the cursor right at the end.

[pyrix]

Who's the shithead who recorded this LP?

[JanitorAntisocial]

@pyrix

Kayin. a.k.a. The guy who made I Wanna Be The Guy.

[Error52QFG]

This guy kinda sucks at games...I mean, you would expect him to be skilled at them...

[KurosenvsGrither]

@Error52QFG He's really good at fighting games.

[Mezchano]

I put my own mouse next to his XD

[TheRealKitsune]

@Mezchano I put my mouse on top of his. And it's smaller.

My mouse feels so inadequate.

[GenjiFirefly]

Huh. That bomb jump sound effect sounds like popcorn popping to me...

Then again, I guess I'm a pretty fat fuck.

[DoctorDoomlittle]

I like that the add that showed up during the video was for some custom cursors.

[LizardkingMario]

I remember someone using this argument against retsupurae:" why don't you try to make a let's play video, let's see how well you do at it." There's like 5 things wrong with that sentence.

[DarkSolnea]

@LizardkingMario Well, the only thing I can think of with that is that, both Slowbeef and Diabetus are let's players and they do know how to make a let's play video. Slowbeef most definitely since he's the father of let's play.

[HarrisonFordJr]

why would someone lp super metriod if they sucked at it? *cough slowbeef cough*

[Judgementxxx]

@HarrisonFordJr yeah but his was more instresting to watch than this.

[handsomebrick]

I assume that his Rubik's cube solving video is just some footage of himself taking a brand new Rubik's Cube and shuffling it for about five minutes, and then playing it in reverse so it looks like he's solving it.

[BKSF1]

Every time I watch this video, i'm just waiting for the moment when he fucks up the bomb jump. The reaction is just goddamn priceless.

[Sakani17]

It really is funnier when you know that Kayin is the maker of I Wanna be The Guy.

[LucariLuke]

3:24 select super missiles and press the cursor button

[bobbyewing311]

The LPer's Mouse Cursor was so huge it gave my mouse cursor an inferiority complex....

[AlphaDragon919]

I love it when people try to turn this stupid bullshit into professional talk. XD

[TheToast7]

I wish I was this good at retard runs.

[thenewaeon]

What a pedestrian pointer.

[PTp1ranha]

Anyone else put their cursor on the video so the guy's cursor wasn't alone?

[RolfChristin]

Why would you skip space jump and high jump!?! Both of those power ups are, literally, seconds out the way!

[Sonic619]

SUPER MISSILE

select [missile icon] & press the [mouse cursor] button.

[KingdomHeart723]

@sonicpokemon13 OH my god, it does!

[grottypissedstained]

"I wish the cursor said something like asshole under it."

Oh, and this is the guy who created IWBTG!

[uiruu]

@grottypissedstained What are you talking about? What does IWBTG have anything to do with anything going on here?

[TheBrandonRegan]

@uiruu I believe this guy is the creator of IWBTG(not 100% on that though)

[soliunasmIReturns]

@TheBrandonRegan He is.

[grottypissedstained]

@uiruu The guy who LP'ed this game created IWBTG. Kayinnasaki.

[JDWtri]

It's like my cursor is his cursor's baby.

[bobbyewing311]

I put my mouse cursor next to his mouse cursor so they could be friends :)

[cptmars]

If you notice, he moves the cursor at the VERY END of the video...

[WVI]

3:22 Select super missile & press the mouse cursor button.

[Daclunator]

I don't know why but this video pointed me in the right direction.

[RatherWatchThem]

Lower Norfair's Theme Goes With Nothing

[JanitorAntisocial]

Talk about a cursory attempt at an LP.

[Daclunator]

I don't get the point of your comment.

[Daclunator]

I don't get the point of your comment.

[Darlos9D]

@JanitorAntisocial I waiting for somebody to use "cursory" in a joke.

Now we just need "precursor".

[mattthehatt99]

i get to work just like that wow me!

[salvo711]

Holy shit, it took me thirty seconds to realize that the mouse cursor wasn't mine. Hah!

[Zoroark50]

I can't see anything that doesn't belong. Maybe it's hidden behind that big white thing?

[MalamiteLtd]

"INCREDIBLE FUN!" -- NAViGaTR

[IronBear003]

Fuck, I just did it again

[IronBear003]

About a third through the video I actually forgot the cursor was there for a second, realized it was there again, and then instinctively tried to move the cursor.

[ElthMysterius]

I can't stop staring at my own mouse cursor now what the fuck.

[CommanderMantis]

Shit, I think my mouse is broken.

[JuiceMalouse]

It took me two minutes to realize the mouse cursor was there. I don't know how that even happens.

I've been on youtube TOO long.

[Nodrog666]

I liked the part where there was a HUGE FUCKING MOUSE CURSOR.

[DrTimeCaptain]

I looked at this video and wanted to remove the cursor but then I want "wait this is too large to... oh wait".

[Tordah26]

The bomb sound effects sound like a wet fart. A perfect analogy for this video...

[tracebullet]

7:00 Awesome song.

♪ Go faster. Bomb jump faster.

What the fuck is this stupid crap?

Mouse. Cursor. Crawling up the... ♪

[KaitonWLOC]

I actually clicked another video trying to pause the video cause I thought it was my cursor.

[WVI]

Oh wow, I didn't know Pyoko made this video. That's funny.

[WVI]

I paused the video to let the dog into my room. I got back on the computer. I clicked.

The video didn't play.

[Mintergalactic]

That cursor has a big tail. They removed that tail from recent Windows OSes. Might have been Vista, maybe 7, I don't know. It's always kind of bugged me, now, comparing the two. The old cursors look so..big. So grotesque, so IN THE FUCKING WAY. GOD.

But anyway. New cursor has a smaller tail. It bugs me. OCD Man has spoken.

[PKrockin]

1:30 How wrong you were, Slowbeef...

[LtSarge]

@PKrockin cue infinite bomb jumps later in the video.

[Polaf3456]

Super metroid is the best metroid

[pschill18]

Did anyone else halfway through the video try to move the cursor and get pissed off wondering why its not moving.

[NotRummy44]

@pschill18 hahah yeah :x

[Atma505]

@pschill18 No, because you'd have to not pay attention to the video at all in order for that to happen?

[hildegain]

@Atma505 That and the cursor is like 3 times bigger than normal.

[d01hazel]

You know what doesn't have save-states? IWBTG.

[bast963]

Fun fact: The guy who LP'd this made IWBTG, though I'm sure the other 50 comments below probably already said that.

You guys should go flame his house or something. He's located somewhere in the Bronx or Queens, I don't remember.

[chilidog042]

needs a sequel

[CasaiAgicap]

Hmm. Did Samus get a new haircut? What's the problem?

[TheAlmightyLucent]

I'm surprised you guys didn't commentate on the fact that he created IWBTG.

[fnatsy]

It was funny when I saw the mouse arrow, it was funnier when he did sequence breaking more incompetently than I ever thought was possible, and it was funniest when I realized that he willingly uploaded this.

[Wanderer2266]

Not only is the cursor in the way, but the guy playing sucks ass at the game itself

[themagnumx11]

Another fun fact: You know how some LPers like I Wanna Be the Guy too much? This guy made IWBTG. Seriously.

[1CrazyFoxx1]

i just made a video where i forgot about hiding the mouse corsor, damn it

[Arzeep]

The guy has the plasma beam. That means he has to have beaten Draygon but never picked up the Space Jump that is in the room behind Draygon. I literally cannot think of a stupider thing to do in Super Metroid.

[dewybmt]

@Arzeep dont you HAVE to beat draygon in order to beat the game? i mean unless he did some crazy insane trick to get it then i mean cmon. maybe this guy didnt even notice the room and just never knew about the space jump in this game.

[bobbyewing311]

"I propose that this video can't get worse from this point on"

"lets' not get too carried away"

ROFL

[FireButts15]

Because im so use to my cursor, I just automatically ignored it thinking it was my own into you guys pointed it out :O

[GigaCaptainOlimar]

I Wanna Be The Pointer.

[Soragan]

4:25 "I'm not gonna sit here and watch him like bomb jump for five minutes".

I laughed knowing we all knew where this was headed.

[Alphabasicnumeric]

I really do wonder how Kayin didn't notice that his cursor was on the emulator for the whole 10 minutes of this video.

[PEZhead5432109876]

He MOVES THE CURSOR off the screen at the end as if he needed it there to record, but it was too annoying to him to leave it there longer!!!

[MidnightMidna]

If that guy seriously did not notice the freaking humongous mouse cursor sitting right in the middle of the video, he needs to do a lot more than just get his eyes checked.

[MegaAniLinkFan]

LOL The Cursor in the way

3:22

It says:

Super Missile

Select &Press the (Arrow, Cursor, Pointer) Button

FAIL

[MrLPmankidthing]

oh yeah the mouse xD i hate how zsnes does that xD

[ColdRoland]

One more reason for you to hate him: You have him to thank for all those I wanna be the guy LPs since he made the game.

[Thatgameguy89]

I was watching this vid, and saw the mouse cursor, and moved mine, only to remember that it's in the video...

[fnatsy]

My theory is that there's this guy who mutters to himself while he plays games, and someone else thought it would be funny to secretly record and upload it as a Let's Play.

[crazychapo82991]

This guy is the Sisyphus of Let's Plays.

[ObiTrev]

the rifftrax of Videogame LPs Retsupirae!

[Scorpiondesu]

MY CURSOR IS BETTER THAN YOURS. I MADE IT BIGGER.

[DayBreakization]

8:08 There's no way. I bet he got a new rubix cube, messed it up, and reverse the video to look like he solved it.

[SmNBahamut]

I confused the cursor in the video for my cursor.

[shortperson20]

I want those 11 minutes back. How did you guys sit through that?

[TheSalamanderJoe]

God damn it was fooled twice by that cursor thinking it was mine....bah...gonna go cry in the corner now...

[shoplifting1is1fun]

lol the tag 'total incompetence'

[LiquidZ2k]

I estimate over 1,000,000 marios died in the making of this video =(

[1CrazyFoxx1]

it's like the mouse coursor is player 2 and it's kicking player 1's ass

[DarkOmegaMK2]

at 3:26

SUPER MISSILE

Select *super missile icon* & press the cursor button

[xplay108]

@DarkOmegaMK2 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[HylianLycan]

I kept trying to move the cursor, the realized it wasn't actually mine.

[antisadism]

then again friskie's account is closed. So he was obviously joking.

[DarkOmegaMK2]

Wow, that is the stupidest LP ive ever seen... He doesn't even care... Its hard to believe that this kind of shit its done accidentanly. Poor Metroid Gameplay, Poor Recording Quality (Mouse Cursor), Poor Commentary... I feel sorry for the guy, seriously.

[Myrmidon51]

@DarkOmegaMK2 Obviously, you've only begun to go down the terrible LP rabbit hole.

[Deathspeak2u]

@friskieZX your opinion matters SO much

[antisadism]

@friskieZX There is no 1 star, its a thumbs up and down system. and anyone who doesnt like retsupurae is a homophobe. Like you!

[ILIKECEREALX]

@friskieZX Chill shit mothafucka

[ILIKECEREALX]

@ILIKECEREALX Translation: Cool Story, Bro.

[sora8711]

@friskieZX lolol closed account.

[Roly426]

XD suck it IWBTG fags. that game sucks and so does its creator

[typomanbros]

5:17 according to GoogleTranslate "Kayin Nasaki" apparently means "Karen Nasaki." So, there you go.

[symnzXx]

sequence breaking and then feeling guilty about it.. i fucking lol'd

[UntitledHome]

I was so intrigued with the other mouse cursor that I didn't realize that my mouse cursor was on the same screen.

[DayBreakization]

8:08 He probably just took a solved a rubix cube, scrambled it up, and reversed the video so it looked like he solved it.

[86thosepatties]

I seriously didnt see the the mouse until like 1:20

[FinalGamerJames]

Waaaait....is this THE Kayin Nasaki? Didn't he create I Wanna Be The Guy?

[wolfblade019]

@FinalGamerJames

Yep.

[FinalGamerJames]

@wolfblade019 Goddamn. I suppose he is human after all, stupidly so.

[MetAzura]

Fucking hell, I keep thinking the cursor is my cursor. I keep waggling the mouse to move the fucking thing. How can he not have realised?!

[AssassinsBladeX1]

That cursor is like BillyMC you just HAVE to love it :P

[literalgameboy]

"Super Metroid (nonhack)". Great standards there, buddy.

[Mariolink263]

He did say "I have a new recording setup." Maybe the mouse was part of it.

[gwricr]

1:31 - "I propose this video cannot get worse from this moment."

*bombjumps up a tower* Oh slowbeef, if only you weren't horribly, horribly wrong

[cyberhoodlum]

"I wonder how this guy gets to work every day..." I'm surprised you assume he even has a job.

[CasualVideoGamer]

I don't get what's wrong with the video. The picture looks great, there's no camera being tilted, the guy's voice isn't ear-rapingly terrible, and he admits his mistakes when he makes them. Yeah there could be a few editing moments, but - hold let me move my cursor..... wait... wait... ....fuck...

[kefkasakura]

@CasualVideoGamer And also, he's sequence breaking for absolutely fucking nothing. For the whole video.

[gs68]

"Select [super missile] and press the [mouse pointer] button."

Oh wow, in all my years of owning a SNES, I didn't know the SNES controller had a mouse pointer button. Thanks for the tip!

[deepshockonYT]

Please stop Let's Playing, I Wanna Be The Guy creator.

[TheToast7]

@deepshockonYT So, RP hates him to infinity, then.

[TheBilly]

@deepshockonYT This is the kind of astounding technical competence it requires to "program" in MMF and/or GameMaker

[chosentonessournotes]

LOL @ "Did you see how fast you were sequence breaking back there?"

[pyramidheadkitten9]

jesus fucking christ whenever i looked away from the vid and looked back i would shake my mouse cause i thought it was there.

[gorgonslayer]

lol 08:58!

[keyburrito]

Did you say Kayin?

As in, Kayin, creator of IWBTG and one of the most sadistic minds of video gaming ever?

What made him think he could do a challenge run of Super Metroid, it's clearly not his thing?

[TheNyx14]

@keyburrito Obviously because his sadistic mind wanted to develop new ways to torture us, but thankfully the cursor was there to keep us entertained and enchanted by it's humorous antics.

[pwnedTAS]

Any speedrunner with half a brain would have restarted after that super missile disaster.

[CasualVideoGamer]

Whoever it was that listed out the way the guy gets to work is freaking awesome. Made me almost piss myself through laughter.

[Arcterious]

Within the first 2 seconds of the video I could tell this guy sucks.

[samusarans]

For the inventor of IWBG, he sucks at Super Metroid.

[rickhh1]

Is the original video that retsupurae is referring to here still on YouTube?

[typomanbros]

"It's like you're supposed to sing-along with the world's most moronic song."

[todbot1]

This has to be a giant trolling attempt... He moves the freaking thing at the end of the video. Also, who the hell has a mouse cursor that big.

[Begeru]

I swear like every other minute throughout the vid I actually tried moving my mouse cursor instinctively because I thought the one on the video was mine.

[foo1239]

My mouse cursor is approximately one third the size of his.

[Reyson129]

"I'm not gonna sit here and watch him bomb jump for 5 minutes."

*a few seconds later*

"Oh, are you shittin me? Are you SHITTING me?"

XD

[DrolKeegEht]

I honestly put my mouse cursor over his when he was bomb jumping just to make something interesting happen.

I never want to pick up my Metroid games ever again, because I'll hear WHEEOOWHEEOOWHEEOOWHEEOO and see the fucking mouse cursor.

[GlennMagusHarvey]

It's actually surprisingly easy for me to tune out the mouse cursor.

[UltiMario1337]

You guys do realize that this is the creator of I Wanna Be The Guy, right?

[WilliamLongfellow]

I tried to move it :p

[WinglessIceAngel]

I'd love to sequence break my foot into this guy's ass.

[MightyKombat]

The big mouse cursor was pregnant with my mouse cursor

[criminal90210]

OMG, he moved the mouse cursor at the end of the video. Maybe he was trolling us by making us focus on it while he plays badly by reversing the entire game and epicfailing at bomb jumping. Well, that's 10:30 I'll never get back. God save us.

[Cooliespy345]

I put my mouse cursor on top of the big one so it could ride piggy back.

[todbot1]

It is dangerous to go alone. Take this giant mouse cursor!

[Roly426]

This is the creator of IWBTG? Wow I'm not surprised he's a save state abuser.

[hollenhammer]

do you know how fast you were sequence breaking back there?