NooBTooB Episode 62 - Legend of Zelda, Quake Wars,and Crash

[Taffykill]

Yuzo: Don't talk about peddling your ass cause we don't wanna hear about that. We really don't. We're a family show.

Tobin: Unless it's funny.

HOW DID THIS NOT BECOME THE INTRO TO EVERY SHOW!?!

[HarmanSmile7]

looking at the camera quality on this video compaired to the newest video its just silly lol

[KalinhoPL]

Jesus Christ and Holly Marie! Old Crashes were bad? Really? C'mon Yuzo! All Bandicoots on PSX were awesome. CTR is one of the best cart game ever. Any other Crash after those launched on PSone was bad.

[xVampire2165]

10/08 my b-day :) YOW!

[Jorgie0101]

I rented the Simpsons game & it sucks balls so then i searched Noobtoob to see if they had done a review on it & all i found was this demo review... i totally agree with the boys its a funny, witty game but the mechanics & gameplay ruin it completely!

[WesFX7]

I just came back to watch this again with your Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks review coming up.

Kinda wondering what both of you thought after you played it more.

[mamba5445]

i LOVE pokemon, i HATE folklore

[chadster137]

@mamba5445 D: I LOVED! and I mean LOVED Folklore for the time I played it :l and I mean my ps3 was defective and I got tired of freezing games (Folklore never froze on me. It was just awesome! I played the (I know your comment is old but i just had to put in my opinion :D) pokemon Pearl I think it was and well... it suck :/ well thats all :D

[boulderdash112]

haha jack one guy

[Francisah]

The thumb is on the edge of the edge! YOW! : D

[00Rayden00]

one thing I missed in the crash bandicoot game...the polar levels. This is to tobin who never played old crash games. You would ride on a panda bear through levels, with mosnters coming at you at a set speed and you'd have to jump and dodge monsters, logs, holes, etc. AND, there are boxes lieng around that if you got all 52 you'd get a gem AND the next time you'd play that level, there would be a different route and you could unlock a relic. (Crash bandicoot 2 reference btw)

[KageOfSand]

I loved that polar bear. There was also the dinosaur that you could ride on, remember? =D

Good times..

[DonMatteo13]

that was the shittttt :D

[Auragon67]

Nice! I am glad the clips at the end are back.

[navnav161]

if like yatzee and toobofthenoobs like met at pax that would be epic

[royalealter02]

these are the Zeldas i have on portables

Phantom hour glass DS.

minish cap, four swords GBA. seasons and ages GBC. link to the past DX GB

i think thats all

[gnerdus]

It was Links Awakening on the GB Link to the Past was bundeled with Four Swords.

[FiftyonechanceHiHi]

Amazing, Subscribed.

[tobin00]

Welcome to the Noobtoob army!

[hannes123456]

you guys should do a video showing all your games because if you buy 2-3 games a week...that's just crazy!

[JosephTheMexicracker]

they don't always buy games, they rent sometimes. and most of the time if they buy the game they sell it on ebay.

[Chevyguy427]

dude your guyses videos are funny. I just started watchin them today and im addicted

[tobin00]

Welcome to the Noobtoob army!

[thesimsfan12]

spooky metronome lol

[jacoale]

Yeah Offense isn't any different at all lol

[platanoconaguakate]

why does gamestop suck? i love getting games there lol

[MynamesPhilip]

I love Legend of Zelda A link to the past. You get right into the game and it's sick the entire way

[kdmpurdue425]

Hahha Don't be a bitch

[PiTBuLLeD]

OMG he was so spot on about gamefaqs being a slippery slope. Subscribed, 2 thumbs up!

[tobin00]

Thanks!

[queenxena]

How is the video 59:10?

[hannes123456]

because the memory card on their camera has a lot of space...

[nordinthelich]

i already beat LoZ: PH

[kdmpurdue425]

If you havent played any fun ps3 games you should check out resistance fall of man, its really fun even though it is kind of short.

[kdmpurdue425]

I loved the game legend of zelda phantom hourglass. It definetely gets more challenging towards the end. I wish the bosses were a little more difficult though. I only had a problem with some of the ship bosses and the final one.

[ProgramDestroyer]

moron

[rezabaker]

wow....who stays up at 2:00 clock playing a game can you say loser.. man you need to get layed bad!!!

[tobin00]

That's crazy talk, I never go to bed at 2am. It's usually 3 or 4.

Also, I can spell laid. Win.

[StSIZpanX]

hehe, so true:p

[Superhamster3334]

You were on Episode 9 of Crash, that's actually less than halfway through the entire game. :P

[Superhamster3334]

Also, there is a spin attack, so I don't know where that's coming from. :)

[tobin00]

Doh! Well, it sucked. :)

[Superhamster3334]

The spin attack isn't really useful until you level it. :| Which was a little disappointing, but when you level it up to infinite power, it's a life saver, as no titan can break out of the combo it causes once they've been successfully hit by it. Fantastic.

[magebro01]

hahaha, unavoidable cutscene monster!

[tobin00]

I added links to our high res iTunes feed on the show description on the right, if you guys want to grab a higher quality Noobtoob vid!

[agula131]

those guys are n00bs...

[tobin00]

Good one, Captain Clever!

[InvaderXAR]

Crash was fun but it was way too short.... but the skin collecting was so hard when I beat the game I only had like 2 skins

[Mantil82]

"They nerfed the offense from the ET:QW demo"?

No they didn´t, from the gameplay, demo and retail are identical. You probably just played on imba servers (with the hardcore clan gamers on the offense), which can be found in any online game. Hope you play it again some time later...

[bowchikawowow1369]

Hey fellas, just saying you guys rock, i started watching since episode 50 (piss weak i know :P) keep the shit flowing, you've saved me 60 bucks a few times haha

thanks again

[tobin00]

Hah, sweet. I'm always glad when we can steer people away from shitty games.

[RunRuhn]

Hey, good show as always guys, and a congrats to Yuzo

[wannabe250]

cool....but i think Ea Skate is the best game ever....im a skate neard... sorry :)

[HALOandMETAL]

DOS!

[ZipperThe1]

awesome epidode!

[blazin66]

LOL wash it whahahaha whahahahahaha

WASH IT !!! WASH IT

:S

[blazin66]

oke that was uncalled for :D

my bad tobin

[metalrift]

another great episode

[metalrift]

There was an update for TF2 on 360

[Daemonic510]

Oh yea by the way Yuzo and Tobin, in the Simpsons Game, theres a level called Medal Of Homer and it'sa take on of Medal Of Honor

[Daemonic510]

Hahahaha "while your attacking one guy the others are like "Fuck you fuck you fuck you"" Hahahaha

[tmacc]

Hey Tobin & Yuzow next year you guys should set up a Noobtoob lounge in HOME when it come out on the psn.You guys could run your show in Home Theatre.

[tobin00]

That would be sweet. I can't wait for home to come out so we can play with it.

[samples65]

u dudes kick ass

[SoccerDude214365]

lololololololol

U guyz pwn!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111­1111111

[nurikosguardian]

Hey guys, awesome show! Just want to say thank you for introducing me to Rocket Slime, i traded in Pokemon Diamond (I was getting HELLA bored with it) so i traded it in for the Awesomeness that is Rocket Slime. THANK YOU!

[xbob627]

yeah...but the demo was fun

[tmacc]

my bad i mean should have been thumbs side ...Heavenly and warhawk..lolol just joking...lolol

[tmacc]

Nice show orange boxs will rock ,but yuzow whats up with the side thumbs it should be either up or down then some of those ps3 titles show have been thumbs side lol lol (Clan SCEA)...lol

[yuzow]

Heh yeah that was pretty cheap wasn't it? I'll refrain from pulling a wishy-washy side thumb in the future and give a solid up or down from now on. I'll still caveat it with "rental" or "budget bin" though :)

[Stone1Cold1Go]

why do u guys hate gamestop?

[yuzow]

Have you been in one? They screw over customers and annoy you with the same crap about pre-ordering and strategy guides.

[orgathra]

hey noobtoob ,another hour without WoW lol, yuzo's story was so funny i wanted to ask you guys if you play the games you talk about on computer or consoles e.g. orange box

[yuzow]

Depends on the game really. We played Bioshock on 360 but Orange Box on PC.

[Daemonic510]

Yea!! You guys should play Portal it is an awsome puzzle game

[tobin00]

Hah, that's like those dipshits who won't sell kids non-alcoholic mixers. You should stab him in the jaw.

[Daemonic510]

Rofl Tobin don't be a bitch

[Snipinranga]

rape my mom, what? What's a lemon party?

lol

[rzrdrgn5]

So you guys are gonna be playing portal next week? Just remember you can't have your cake and eat it too.

[tobin00]

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[kingman124]

Dude, then that dude, and dude and dude. XD Lots of dudes, dude EXCELLENT.

Great show, Kingman from the forums.

[Gangster240212]

i can't buy a shirt because you don't except Solo.

[Colsworl]

Hey you didn't check out the R&C demo? Oh well.

Anyway good show. I'm like Yuzow with the Simpsons. I didn't like the gameplay but I liked the dialogue and stuff and I think all the parody of different video games like GTA, MOH and such may make it worthy of a rent. I hope so as I was looking forward to the game.

[Gangster240212]

where's the r and c demo

[FleshFlake]

it's on the ps3 for sure. i'm not sure about 360 cos i dont have one

[Gangster240212]

thanks i'll go download it now but i am in the UK

[yuzow]

Yeah, we recorded on Monday so Orange Box and R&C demo didn't make the cut. You can be sure we'll cover them both next week! We're not like the mags who get the games early, we have to buy them from the store just like all of you guys :)

[0Banjo0]

u say 'dude/s' a lot when ur talking about Crash of the Titans

xD

[Gangster240212]

great show 5 stars. hey i just sent in a voice mail please play it next week. Also do your shirts ship to the UK. I wanna buy.

"Tick Tock Mother F**ker"

[yuzow]

Yup, our store at zazzle dot com slash noobtoob ships internationally though it's a little pricier. Check it out and let us know what ya think!

[CrayonEater]

the zazzle shirts smell like sour school glue

[tobin00]

Mine smells fine, but I DID wash it. :) Might wanna try that.

[CrayonEater]

the smell MADE me wash it lol

[pickofdestiny]

haha if you guys want to see a game with interactive cutscenes (quick time events)then try shenmue II on the xbox

[keyransolo]

Great episode once again. I'll be getting a 360 next month, can't wait to fight Tobin and Yuzo online finally.

[PCproductions14]

What games were good in '98?

[PCproductions14]

i agree with jwdkse hahah

[DNEpasiip]

Awsom guys.

[jwdkse]

they're like fuck you, fuck you, fuck you lol

[Bach525]

Haha, I'm going back and listening to the old episodes, and..well I haven't gotten that far and I'm listening to the episodes where Tobin is going back and playing Final Fantasy

[tobin00]

Yeah that was a big failure. Turns out those games are really boring. :)

[JiggyMcCue]

Do a donkey kong barrel roll!

[KeybladeKing5]

32:18

yuzo has a lisp

he says "dungeon masTHer"

[kick52]

"Thing is, we aren't a professional show, and we will FUCK you." hahah.

[BuraiWarrior]

5 stars material!!!;)

Too bad for The Simpsons game...I had high expectations as well.Anyway,another great episode!

Thumbs up!:)

[edudrepus]

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term describes 'the theory that distinctive human characteristics and abilities are determined by race

[edudrepus]

1. The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others. 2. Discrimination or prejudice based on race.

[tobin00]

What the hell are you talking about?

[crippledninjaguy]

i think its the asian advantage

[DHAMPIR8907]

can someone give me a start in the right direction in portal? im at this area where there's three pipes in front of you and when you hop onto the second it makes you drop where theres three gun sentries to take out then after that idk where to go

[helmsly2010]

DHAMPIR8907, look for the youtube channel of TheDarksage1978 , he has mae a full walkthrough of all the levels in Portal

[DHAMPIR8907]

thanks

[Eletriz]

great epicsode. crash titans will be coming to other platforms later not sure if on PS

[Kotoku]

Great show. Oh yeah, there is a game named Indigo prophecy for the xbox thats kind of like a interactive cutscene game.

[tobin00]

Yeah, I loved Indigo Prophecy. I think Yuzo didn't. But I thought they did the interactive cut scenes really well.

[yuzow]

Yeah I thought it was neat for about 2-3 hours, but at some point the story lost me with all the random weird alien/monster crap.

[NOTSparkyPants]

Do you guys know if Crash is on any Sony platforms. I heard about this game and I didnt see anything for a PS2 or PS3 platform, and that would be gay(seeing as how Crash started on Sony =/ )

[yuzow]

Crash is on just about every platform there is: Wii, Nintendo DS, Game Boy Advance, Xbox 360, PlayStation 2, PlayStation Portable

Not PS3 though for some reason. odd

[NOTSparkyPants]

any reason why???? because thats weird...oh well nice show guys

[TexasFight1991]

I don't know what it was about that Crash of the Titans demo (I hate it now and it sucks, it's off my hardrive), but I got addicted to it for a while for some reason. LOL.

[TexasFight1991]

NoobToob sez...

LOL.

[Cridec]

whoever keeps giving non-five star rating is insane this show rocks

[XLightThief]

"Tick-tock mother ****er!" XD! Awesome episodes guys.

[BryTheFryGuy]

Good stuff as usual.

I would also like to point out that KH2 made decently good use of the "Quick Time" events. Well, I think it did.

[Spiritfa1l]

I am having major problems with ET:QW. Punkbuster is the devil, and can burn in hell.

[Filipino13lolb]

it is illegal to post phone numbers on the internet if it isn't yours but I would be like GIVE IT TOA RANDOM HOBO

[Gaffacharge]

why is tobin00 watching his own video?

[Holyboy33]

He's watching for good posts to reply on.

[Filipino13lolb]

to see if they screwed up

[linksysrouted]

Wouldn't you if you were that smokin' hot?

[tobin00]

Now that's just creepy.  :)

[BenjaminFunkadelic]

Yes cameo! :D Yeh well I didnt end up leaving and I ended up creaming her and no I wasnt interested content with my girlfriend lol..tho she despises gaming.....I shall change this. I think I put it down to me not configuring the gun on the left hand side or something like that, + I stopped relaxing got my gaming groove on loved the episode good work guys another 5/5!

[biggyshwartz]

hey I know you guys said you hate super smash bros.

but there was the anouncement about sonic as a playable character

and was wondering if there could be any playable character added that would make you play it

WHO WOULD IT BE??

[yuzow]

Probably a character that makes the game fun. :)

Honestly, the main reason I hate it is because I've only played the single player, and it's lame. With wifi, I'll actually be able to play multiplayer and might have a chance at enjoying it, so I'm looking forwards to playing it. IN FEBRUARY. grrr

[Filipino13lolb]

wow I am just not that much of a smash fan

[biggyshwartz]

dick!

[mutio13]

Much respect to you guys, but please go back and play half-life 2 Yuzo, i stopped halfway through to play other games (WoW) but i went back and am so glad i did.

[yuzow]

Already ahead of you man. Both Tobin and I restarted HL2 and I'm already on Highway 17. I vow to not let the Bridge defeat me this time and finish the damn thing, and then Episode 1, and finally Episode 2.

[Trisket]

Tobin's coming to Austin! Great episode, 5 stars.

[crazy2004]

In case you're curious, the exploit you referred to in TF2 is done by having the medic use uber charge and then disconnect from the server. It's not unlimited invincibility but it's still way too long.

[yuzow]

Ah good info sir. I'm hoping they fixed that in the final release, because it was ridiculous how many games we won in a row -- it just wasn't any fun.

[IamGengar]

I like Pokemon and I love this show! :P

[tobin00]

Haha, I knew there was a Pokemon fan out there! No hard feelings. :)

[IamGengar]

I actually bought a DS just so I could play Pokemon Pearl. :)

[dawooozy]

same here, i bought a ds and diamond. but i also got Pokemon battle revolution for wii. been bored lately and pokemon is a change of pace.

[GasperT]

Great Episode guys! Keep that shit up ya hear! YEAHOWW!

[thebgbb]

Good show guys. Happy Birthday Tobin.

[blake3one6]

i've been watching ur show for about 5 weeks now and i realized yall never talk about psp games lol

[T3haw3som3g33k]

PSP... games? What the heck are you talking about?

[tobin00]

Yes, that's true.

And sadly, Yuzo even owns a PSP. What does that tell you about PSP games? :)

[yuzow]

What's funny is that I think the last time we reviewed one was 6-7 weeks ago when Crush came out. There just isn't much that's exciting enough to buy or rent lately.. but if there's any titles you really wanna hear about, let us know and we'll see what we can do. (since we pay for everything ourselves we have to be a little choosy)

[Filipino13lolb]

mgs portable ops,daxter,silent hill origions,secret agent clank,ratchet and clank size matters,god of war olympus are the ones I want some aren't out yet

[jpsteeno]

Hey Yuzo... what about Star Wars Battlefront: Renegade Squadron? Sony is even releasing a special PSP for this game, so you'd think they put effort into it. Maybe.

[yuzow]

Yeah I dunno, I played the other star wars battlefronts on PC and wasn't too impressed. Trying to play an FPS using that analog nub would drive me insane, just like Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops.

[TheWerewolfGuy]

just so you know, phantom hourglass is a DIRECT sequel to windwaker. no zelda DS was released before this. awesome episode!

[tobin00]

Ah cool, thanks for the info!

[Oberonjames]

Dude, it's a DS game, on a portable system, the fact that you can put it down is a good thing. I'm playing children of mana, and I've had a bunch of instances where I was on my way to work and I got there before I finished the dungeon I was in and I couldn't save, I had to either keep going or lose my progress. It sucks.

[Snipinranga]

aw..no tf2 review?

[keyransolo]

Probably next week because there playing Orange Box all week and TF2 comes with it

[Snipinranga]

cool, btw I hope they have an update for tf2 for 360..laggin and freezin up like a bitch.

[capthavic]

Sixth?

[Uppers06]

Fith

[Gangster240212]

fourth

[T3haw3som3g33k]

Uhhh... third.

[jamin69]

Woot, it is back up! I wonder what happened to it since this morning?

[tobin00]

Encoding errors. There was an echo, so I reencoded it and fixed it.

[o0splitpaw0o]

yea First.