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  • b/c the united states on its worst day is better than any other country on their best day

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    Norway, Sweden on its worst day are miles ahead of USA on its best day.....

  • Oh, great. Another 'tl;dr'-worthy comments page. Thanks, idiots.

  • This guy always makes me crack up and non stop.

  • man that is some funny as shit!!!!!

  • Bush didnt win the popular vote, he was ruled in by electoral judges.

    A nice little fact about a country that claims it stands for rule by majority (democracy).

  • He actually is really popular in Pakistan, except the tribal region they don't have T.V's

  • why do they think we love david hasselhoff that much... we don`t! Not at all!

  • @95schneewittchen yes we do!!!!!!!

    

  • 1:20 you are stupid America. so stupid for voting in Obama, what a failure for the whole world.

  • @Soundgarden8497 either that or a republican...

  • @WhatDehFish gtfo

  • @Soundgarden8497 yeah you might be right but at least we can elect our leaders

  • @rabbabba which isn't a good idea when you're all brainwashed dumbarses

  • @Soundgarden8497 oh really and where are you from assclown

  • @rabbabba irrelevant

  • @Soundgarden8497 no its not if your from europe i don't even want to hear you say shit matter of fact if your any place outside of the us you still cant say anything b/c the united states on its worst day is better than any other country on their best day

  • @rabbabba yeah go fly a plane into a building you towel headed fuck

  • @Soundgarden8497 yeah your a dumbass no point of arguing

  • @rabbabba says a fucking towelhead hung up with a medieval religion... fucking loser.

  • @Soundgarden8497 dumbass most religions are medieval and stupid shit im a catholic not a fucking towelhead you ignorant prick

  • @rabbabba To be fair, your religious leader is prone to wearing some pretty ridiculous things on his head.

  • When America invaded Iraq anyone who didn't cheer for the war was called a traitor.Now those very people who were cheering are hating on George W. for going to war.Hypocrites.He did exactly what the American peple demanded he do and now they hate him for it.The common person is so fucking stupid that they should never be allowed to vote for anything other than American Idol.I can't fucking stand stupidity!

  • @MrJabloney

    "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter."

    but

    "Many forms of Government have been tried and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

    Both quotes:

    -Sir Winston Churchill

  • @Oddi92 Nice quotes.Tell that to the hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqis.I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

  • @MrJabloney I didn't mean I agree with the war. I absolutely don't. Democracy is the best, but it's not worth a war like that. All I meant is that I agree that it's many stupid people that doesn't know what they are voting for, and that is the strongest argument to not have a democracy. Still all the other choices are worse.

    Social studies and international geography is the most important class at school in a democracy. It could have saved many lives if people knew what they where voting for.

  • @MrJabloney

    Oh and one more thing.

    Bush new that there wasn't weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Even Norwegian secret intelligence new, and CIA is a lot bigger than Norway's E 14. The Norwegian foreign minister told Bush that they had proof that Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, but since Norway is a little country, his word didn't matter.

    Source: wikipedia /wiki/E_14_(Norway)#21st_Centu­ry

    Bush deliberately led the people to believe a lie. That's abusing the democracy.

  • !!!!!!!! 1:13  - 1: 20 !!!!!!!

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  • Oddly enough, as dictators go, Musharraf actually didn't do anything particularly bad.

  • Here is another dummy

    Suspend and impeach O B O M B M A, arrest the top tier in the Federal Reserve, arrest Bush and his cronies, and vote Ron Paul it might not be too late.

    God Bless you all if it is.

  • im a general listener haha

  • oh and yes, 9 people ate soap ;)

  • "latelly he's been trying to stress things a lot...i make DECISIONS, i'm a decision maker!" XD hilarious

  • an 8 year old who 'couldn't' read the book - Bush is illiterate.

  • Obama is a failure, much worse than Carter. At least Carter wasn't a blatant statist attempting to destroy America. Obama is a one-term President. Sorry libs, you elected a real loser.  Rick Perry is going to mop the floor with Obozo next November.

  • @8thRRFS k future man

  • @8thRRFS last i checked the entire united states votes for a president and not just one political party, if that were the case then half the presidents we've had would have never gotten a second term.....

  • @8thRRFS no us president has ever tried to 'destroy america'. get real. incompetence is one thing connivance is another.

  • @8thRRFS HAHAHA rick perry can kiss my dick if he wins I'll eat a toad. He's Bush on Steroids, he belongs in Texas not as the leader

  • @8thRRFS I remember watching and hearing Rick Perry say about a year ago that if you haven't excepted jesus christ as your lord and savior, you don't deserve to be an American. Case closed. What a horrible person.

  • oh my god, i just ate soap.

  • Stewart is hilarious, and everything he said here was so true. Bush speaks as if his audience is five.

  • hes soooooooooo funny

  • Ever notice how Obama, Kerry, and other key democrat politicians blame GW for things post 9/11 when Reublicans blame the true offenders...terrorists? Here we have a new President you may as well call Black Bush...he hasnt changed a thing, yet you love him...why not love GW too?

  • To all of you Bush haters...you call him stupid? Ok...Bush has a degree from Yale...do you have a degree from Yale? Bush is an aviator making him understand complex mathamatics and aerodynamic principles...can you fly a jet? He has owned many businesses and made millions of dollars...have you? Who is the stupid one?

  • @KarmaCollin Still Bush

  • @gamerguy209 I guess that's your factual opinon that you came up with after flying your own jet to Yale to pick up your degree?

  • @KarmaCollin Actually I flew my chopper to Brown and got my degree. Brown and Yale don't have landing strips for jets. On a personal note I believe that draft dodger's (G W) dad bought his degree from yale, cuz in the end it's not what you know it's who you pay

  • @gamerguy209

    I dunno who this karmacolin is but he is so far up bush's ass its hard to believe!

    Bush can understand complex mathamatics??? DONT MAKE ME LAUGH!!! LOL

    That guys gotta be a texan. or it may be bush himself!? LOL

    Bush made millions out of war and is hated around the world!

  • @hearts76100 Where did you get your degree from? Walmart?

  • @KarmaCollin

    I bet your one of lifes idiots that goes around telling people how educated you are! Probably claim that your part of the secret society with a full array of v-neck pullovers and stockings!

    What the fuck are you waiting for.........A round of applause!

    Just so you know.......i dont have a degree, i dont need one as i run my own business and im also self taught so im sorry to piss on your bonfire!

  • @hearts76100 Nope no degree here but i too own my own business.  Bush ran his own business too...so i geuess that makes you as stupid as me and him?

  • @KarmaCollin

    The difference is, Bush ran his in to the ground!

  • @hearts76100 LOL Pakistan ISN'T in the ground? that's funny!

  • @hearts76100 I couldn't agree with you more

  • dogs can't smell porn.... ROFL

  • Not all Americans voted for him.

  • @TheMalkora not even the majority of Americans voted for Bush

  • Bush was great. I saved over $90,000 in taxes during his 8 years in office. Monay in da bank!

  • @rjholling

    In the meantime, he bankrupted your country!!!

  • @hearts76100 BINGO! And Repubs are acting like the economic situation is completely Obama's fault, like the previous eight years never happened.

  • @jonimueller I am a Republican, and I know it isn't Obama's fault. It's YOUR fault. So STFU, take the blame and pay your bills!

  • @KarmaCollin Nice and warm and dark and brown and moist there where your head is, huh? ;)

  • @hearts76100 If you want to know what bankrupted the US, it was a move by Bill Clinton in 1996 when he signed legislation to allow wall street investment firms into the home mortgage business. Wall street granted loans to people they knew wouldnt be able to pay, then sold them off to legitiment banks who took the hit. Wall Street greed bankrupted this country, not Bush. AIG insured those loans, and had to pay out something like $7 to every $1 they took in. That was the start of it all.

  • But he was nice to me loooooooooooooool

  • I love this guy, amazing. He is honest, he says it as it is. He knows what he stand for, unlike very many people who just says whatever is popular.

  • yeah right. incompetence is a problem in dc? more like evil genius. and these zionist ass kissers don't fool me either. scum of the television.

  • I don't know why but he is very popular in Asian continent...

  • John Stewart reads and thinks rationally. Why you have to go to the fact that he is a jew I will never understand? What are you so afraid of?

  • @linnie221 Jews are people too.

    But sometimes, the dem/rep parties favor the wrong kind of Jews that supports mass genocide, generally... Israel.

    So it's really a matter of generalizing an entire people with the wrong set of accusations... sort of like the entire of Islam, and Islamic countries, are blamed on the attacks of 9/11, when it was the Al-Qaeda terrorist group that supported it, and it was carried out by a group of Islamic extremists. But then again, every religion had extremists.

  • @ArcanineKing You are right, there are no groups, religious or secular, without extremists. But Jon Stewart is not an extremist. After the invasion of Iraq, it took him a while to come around to the fact that we were being lied to about the reasons for invading. But through study and speaking to people, and watching CSPAN, he everntually realized that what was said in a press release or by the President wasn't necessarily true. He comments after reasoning. That is why I like him.

  • im just kidding.....explosives.

  • Oh God that is so true about the 8 year old.. hahahha

  • "as david hasselhoff is to germany, i am to Pakistan"

  • what amazes me is how a jew could be a liberal

    What have liberals done for them

    If they had their way they'd hand isreal over the fucking ragheads

  • what amazes is me people are "supposed" to be one thing because they are jewish? And you will actually hold it against them if they aren't stereotypical.

  • @pubpukeNfight You're a fucking idiot. What have right wingers done for Israel? If it wasn't for the Jesus coming back thing, I doubt they'd care about Israel. A lot of anti-semitism comes from the right. Specifically, the religious right. Liberals would be the ones telling people not to be anti-semitic and be tolerant

  • @Janetvdl amen sister! This is the same rationale right-wingers use with African-Americans. I had a black sister tell me that someone she knew asked her what liberals ever did for the black man. Hmmm. let me see. The Warren Court in the 60's and 70's passed through a lot of "liberal" legislation, including making discriimination a crime and the voting right's act among others. I't's usually the "liberal" who will put their necks out too for people of color.

  • Oh my god! I just ate soap!

    Hahahaha

  • The treasure Island bit was a scene in The Simpsons, where bart tried to improvise a book report in front of the class.

  • I love John Stewart!

  • He makes a good point.....Pres. Bush talks like he is talking to someone who is stupid. I never thought of that before. Seriously think about it.....

  • @amsuad lol irony.

  • Jon Stewart is ACTUALLY talking to someone who's stupid!

  • @MrFreeLibertarian WTF are u talkin about....

  • this guy is hillarious

  • Lol when he said porn he really meant weed.

  • how do u know? that would make more sense but how do u kno.

  • Jon Stewert has referenced about his writers and himself doing the bong to get some great insights, ill find some clips and link it.

    And, come'on really? dog sniffing porn? LMAO!

  • Ohh...please do!

  • ...explosives

  • stewart is wrong, bush is stupid.

  • well he cant say that ... straight off the bat

  • omg i just ate soap ahahaha

  • ..stupid is omg i just hate soap...

    ahahahahah

  • *ate soap*

  • lol yeah that was a typo bro

  • ATE soap :)

  • i am anti bush and i hate him, but one thing i have to give to bush , he provided comedians with alot of material

  • hahahaha im just kidding......explosives

  • one thing about bush. he must be a genius for one reason. after fucking up sooooooo much his first time in office, he convinced us to vote him AGAIN!. either he is a genius, or we are completly and utterly stupid, and we are screwed.

  • he cheated

  • I don't understand what difference it makes. The US is not governed by the president. It is governed by big corporations and the CIA.

  • @khan98es big corporations, maybe ... the CIA? Gee. I mean, I see that the CIA has done all kinds of silly shit over the years, but I think you give them too much credit. Also their day may be past.

  • Ah, i love Jon Stewert

  • @mohamed:

    Yes.

  • if he is stupid what about those who vote for him. are they stupid or what.

  • yes

  • Americans are stupid. They voted for him twice!

  • I don't know anyone that voted for him. He stole the election..he didn't have popular opinion.

  • the supreme court elected him the first time ...the second time rigged voting computers that came back with insane closing poll numbers had a lot to do with it ...aka vote switching

  • To Pslreale and EQpally,

    yer both right. W stole both elections. Besides it wouldn't have mattered who won the election in 2004. Why? Because they both belong to Skull and Bones.

  • Alot of people don't vote for people, they vote for people who aren't other people.

    I mean Bush ISNT Kerry.

    Obama ISNT McCain

    I don't think people would be happy regardless of whether Bush won or not.

  • @dazzagazza6969 Not stupid, just misled. That is to say, not more stupid than anyone else.

  • @Smackerlacker1

    very true

  • @dazzagazza6969

    Not stupid, just misled. That is to say, not more stupid than anyone else.

  • @wildebeestodd Yes I agree. Americans are very propogandised which is probably the affect the Cold War had on the country. All Americans know that Russians were propogandised and can reckonise the changes in Russia after the collapse of the USSR. But nothing changed in the US, the CIA Cold War machine is still running, always finding new enemies of the American people.

    The US media makes Americans insular, paranoid, and dangerous.

  • @dazzagazza6969 and now after Obama hasn't even served "half" of his first term, Americans want to boot him out and vote the Republicans in again (they downgraded from Bush to Sarah Palin). lol

  • @andyx1205 Obama seems like a good guy, but the system in America is so controlled by business interests that all decisions are made on a economic level and not a moral one. Sarah Palin has some scary opinions about the non-American world. As a non-American I liked Ron Paul, I think he would benefit the non-mega-wealthy Americans the most.

  • @dazzagazza6969 well the President only has so much power, most of Congress is bribed for corporations and banks that buy them with campaign donations, but yes Obama hasn't been doing as much as he could have...the House passed a public option and the Senate was working on gathering the votes, but Obama said no.

  • @andyx1205 Its a shame really. 50 years ago the rest of the world loved and admired the USA. I think since then its declined because of their imperialistic ways.

    Everyone thought voting for Obama meant that the US had seen the error of its ways and it was a new beginning, but unfortunately not.

  • @dazzagazza6969 well they loved America because America helped rebuild Europe with the Marshall Plan and what-not. America also used to be the leader of science and education and % of employment/quality of life in those days.

    Since then, Western Europe has progressed much further than America. All America has today is a strong military and a lot of money (where most of it goes to the rich). More and more kids are dropping out of high school and college, the future of America is in the shithole

  • @dazzagazza6969 once, but I know what you mean.

  • @dazzagazza6969 Not my state. Not my state.

  • @dazzagazza6969 Hey, don't lump all of us into that category. US is 300 million people. Trust me, I've met plenty of dumb Kiwis as well as smart ones, I can't say NZ is as a whole!

  • @Zarademus I know that. I was just talking collectively. Americans are generally good people, but because of their corporate controlled mainstream media and lobbied, brought, bribed, and corrupted government they continued to be progagandised decades after the Cold War has ended. The KGB disbanded after the Cold War but the US still has the Pentagon which is a self-governing, self-funding, Cold War machine designed to breed terror both at home and abroad. This is why George Bush won twice.

  • @dazzagazza6969 yes.. and to finnaly prove their stupidity they ll be voting for other neoconservative GOP candidate like Sarah Palin or Mitt Romney instead of REAL american like Ron Paul and his Son who are fighting for US constitution and freedom..Why are they listening to mainstream propaganda ...owners of those Corporations want only PROFIT and make their investors happy so they are giving only propaganda to people.You think they give you valuable information for free?Wake up

  • @dazzagazza6969 they only voted for him once. al gore won the first time, bush cheated his way in.

  • @CANADiAN260 Honestly though it was close either way even if he didn't get the most votes the first time a lot of hobos still voted for him

  • @CANADiAN260 He's so dumb, he's as dumb as nails! And he was so dumb that he fooled the entire country when he rigged the 2000 election!!

  • @dazzagazza6969 aMERICAN ARE STUPID. HE CHEATED THEM 2WICE

  • @dazzagazza6969 correction, he did not win the first time but still managed to get in office cause hes a corrupt mf'er

  • @dazzagazza6969 Once.

  • @dazzagazza6969 He was voted for once. And I didn't vote for him at all. But of course its the internet and the cool thing to do is generalise and make fun of Americans. It's the 'ol go to post when you don't have a genuinely witty thing to say.

  • @ksb78 I'm sorry if I 'misovergeneralized' about Americans, but wit is often wasted on YouTube.

    Remember the George Bush quote 'Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice shame on me'. The second time he was elected was not the controversial one.

  • @dazzagazza6969 That's the saying Dubya was trying to say. What he actually said was "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once — shame on — shame on you. You fool me, you can't get fooled again." ;-)

  • @hammoudi lol....maybe the powerful men who really run the US probably made him President so Americans couldn't believe he was able to lie about Iraqi WMDs.

  • @dazzagazza6969 You are on the other side of the world in NZ, why do you care about America or Bush?  Mind your own business jerk off.

  • @KarmaCollin We care because the US has the world reserve currency, control of the World Bank, IMF, veto power in the UN, 40% of the world's military spending, over 700 military bases worldwide, responsible for causing all major recessions/depressions in the last 100 years, and spread pro-US governments whether dictatorships, religious Kings, or apartheid systems.

    So when Americans vote for someone like Bush, it is everyone's business you ignorant dick.

  • @dazzagazza6969 That's right...we control you. So STFU and bow to me.

  • @KarmaCollin Funny.

  • lol Jon Stewart is so funny just fucking back and forth.

  • "He's not stupid. Stupid is, you know, 'Oh my God, I just ate soap!'" I totally LOL-ed.

  • @therainbowhabit I ate soap one time when I was 4 years old and taking a bath =[ I still lol'd though

  • THAT IS NOT TRUE , we germans dont give a shit about david hasselhof!!!!

    (except for knight rider of course, but thats jsut me ;) )

  • You must be pretty young, then. Hasselhoff was huge in Germany because of Knight Rider and his singing career back then.

    Another dark chapter in our history.

  • jo is richtig, er war mal groß hier, aba ich kenn keinen der den gut findet, bin 21, meine leute bringen den nur mit KR in verbindung.

  • Klar, aber KR war halt ne grosse Sache, und gerade seine Karriere als Sänger ging in Deutschland ab wie nirgends sonst. "I've been looking for Freedom" und so...

    Ich möchte an dieser Stelle betonen, dass ich seine Musik schon immer Scheisse fand. Knight Rider war aber geil. ^^

  • you speak from my heart buddy! We were looking for freedom so what!? ; )

  • Naw, Stewart has been making fun of Obama fom the beginning; granted, he makes fun of his "perfectness" but hey... it's still funny.

  • Nonsense Starwoid, a talented writing team can still make comedy. That is called talent, creativity and intelligence.

    Whew, it's a good thing I don't trust you.

  • "which means we're stupid" well ye did make him president... granted you at least didn't repeat the mistake by voting in mccain

  • I am so happy to not have to hear Bush talk anymore. I may actually listen to the weekly radio address. Ah, to hear a President who has a command of his native language and can THINK.

  • "What David Hasseldoof is to Germany, I am to Pakistan."

    Great remark. And so true. (But just for the Germans who believe that O'Reilly is a good and fair liberal journalist)

    sig. (Klaus, a German)

  • "I'm a decision maker" and "OMG I JUST ATE SOAP!" were priceless. God i love Jon Stewart!LMAOXD

  • "Oh my god, I just ate soap!"

  • Americans still think that Hasselhoff is huge in Germany? xD

    fail^^

  • Well Duhhh. He's on all your monies! :D

  • Stewart is right on the mark about Bush. Bush did talk to people like they were stupid. Palin and McCain are doing the same thing now. I wouldn't vote for anyone who talks to me like I'm stupid. Americans shouldn't either.

  • That's because they're talking to their base. God damn I couldn't stand seeing that incompetent shit bag go to press releases and just not answer hardball questions or give shitty cop out questions and just get away with it with a "That's just me I'm silly ol tough guy Bush" schtick

  • Jon Stewart does great President Bush impressions.

  • fuckin hilarious, Why is hasselhoff huge in Germany.

  • First he was huge in Germany, he is a german:)

  • idk, whats the deal with david hasselhoff and germany but here in germany we dont give a shit bout him.. . we germans wonder why you guys think that all the time...

  • Hahahahahah.

  • LOL, we're just silly that way. Our thoughts stick more than other countries's facts. But seriously, Jon Stewart is a god, maybe not a main one, they have no sense of humor, but surely some sort of minor diety...parallel universe-Loki, anyone?

  • I'm so sorry that I used to prefer that ass kisser jay leno to dave .. at least letterman has a spine and takes a stand... unlike the pretend republican leno