Portal Speedrun: Less than 1 minute!

[JATOGoTHEoGREEN]

Q. "Can thinking with Portals allow us to jump to conclusions?"

A. Sure, why not!

[hbsux]

awesome

[gvozdevik]

it's 1:06

[lobsteros]

@gvozdevik Well he's only counting the amount of time from the start of the game to the last core being destroyed because that's technically when you beat the game

[theotherdoomguy]

Just as legit as the guy who claims to have the world record for Portal speedrunning.

[LeggyGuard2]

the portal will open in 3 , vu ,1

[Dargakis]

A friend of mine can do it in 50 seconds you noob! Nothing special about 1 minute. If my friend tried he could probably do it in 40-45 seconds (but that depends on the current polarity of the cpu)

[Planetaryy]

@Dargakis

yeah well my dad is stronger than ur dad

hint: im being fucktarded like you

[WarCollider]

I love seeing all the "Fake" comments from people trying to seem smart by pointing out the obvious.

Oh, oh, let me try! *Clears Throat*

OMg Tis is SO FAKEKEEKEK!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH IT SAYS PARODY IN TAGS I"M STILL SAYINNG FAKEE!!!!!11!!!

OH i Bet ur md rite C@keTOWN? DAT WRITE I ClleD U OUT!!?!

[kayn77]

whoo so skilled 

[Dongonzales123]

@hopkins123 no hax just skipping.

[Hopkins132]

Hax.

[Kayleots]

It'd be funnier if it was - - - funny.

[Linklobo]

Seems legit

[Yoshiman6464]

Nice Parody!

346 People has no sense of Humor!

[bebeDesigner]

You have no humor guys... Thats funny! 

[Egordon98]

fake

[Antiork]

funny idea

[DoctorYumYums]

The beginning made me lol, that's one thing that's true about portal speed runs. LET ME JUMP AROUND AND THROW SHIT AROUND LIKE SOME KIND OF METH BABY.

[Conkerz03]

That was so legit dude

[MrBethFan]

"APTP (Accelerated Portal Time Pocket)" LOL 

[oOHarris73Oo]

lol, am I the only one who actually enjoyed this joke?

[RecycleDucks]

@oOHarris73Oo I thought it was awesome

[MrGamerwazere]

Wow your accually retarded.

[mrmuffinman123456789]

@MrGamerwazere Actually* dumbass

[ThantosProduction]

Damn its easy to piss people off, good job Caketownified.

[fantasynwa]

WOAH HOW DID YOU DO IT????????

Good my sarcasm core is working

[swordharpycrystal]

STUPID ASS xDDDD lol that was funny dude

[MuffinsAPlenty]

Where's your victory song? I enjoy hearing horribly off key singing.

[SandeProHiQu]

Is funny to me.

[dalarana]

aptp got me lolin'

[infraball]

how can so many people dislike this video? did they all try it or something..?

[inivonwini]

looks legit

[ChoclateSailor]

Nice parody. Laughed :D

[GamingApocalypse]

WHAT A BOSS!

[chickennuggetpoopy]

LOL

[N1L8]

Best.......runthrough.........­..ever



[Kanzuko]

To anyone who thought this was real: it obviously wasnt. After all its impossible to go through portal in just 1 minute mainly because u wait in the relaxation chamber for 1 minute.

[DonbeeFwz]

Could be improved with some TDS (Tone-Deaf Singing) at the end of the game.

[RoCdOtAoWnsXD]

you are good at this game =-] <-- GLaDOS' real face

[ozZziiiii]

If this was a parody, it was not funny.

[nurgoleev]

lol nice

[MrGmodlol61]

FAKE!

You can tell because you can see that the portal was a little red, THAT IS A SKIN FOR IT! HA!

[BreakingSocialNorms]

@MrGmodlol61 fake? noooooo this was totally real and not meant as a joke at all~*epic sarcasm*

[MrGmodlol61]

@BreakingSocialNorms But you can CLEARLY see its red and not orange!

[drkdragon01]

Holy shit! I blinked and I missed every chamber! So fast! lol.

[Shafournee]

Why are people so mad at this 171 dislikes?

[XC11301991]

Now do it from bathroom to the end of portal 2.

[higatez]

its a minute 6, false advertising

[MsSoylu]

Proven xD ok .. faster.. faster .. TO FAST hahahah good job bro

[xXHarryR18Xx]

very good editing it almost makes it look legit, beside the random appearance of the portal gun

[5fdpForLife95]

I know its not real but its well cut, looks real

[ZeldaFTW93]

i like it xD

[HokageNarutoman]

LMAO

[Frangb7]

DONT SEE IT , SPOLIER !

[twilightline]

HAX!

[FoobyZeeky]

LOL!

[PrehistoricSackboy]

I'm better.

[wikkidize]

this looks shopped

i know that because ive seen a lot of shoops in my live

[kilozombie]

I totally need to find out how to do the Accelerated Portal Time Pocket.

[toumy9358]

this is shit.

waste my time more

[Stewart6147]

U guys, he just edited a video, no hacks or mods, just a computer

[minirobot1]

Awesome, bro.

[DaMiStudios]

Fail.

Not a legit speedrun (mods/hacks).

[klooger28]

@DaMiStudios your a tard...

[gangstajake88]

@klooger28 ...you're*... but thank you for not saying "tart"

[klooger28]

@gangstajake88 lol, no one uses punctuation on the internet

[frznbxy]

"Accelerated Portal Time Pocket" - had to laugh there.

[ninjapig123]

Really guys, stop being haters and just take a joke!

[ScooterDude68]

Nice video edit you started paused then played somewhere else.

[Minecraftinator]

Noobtastic! Gun out of no where, glados's hate core alreasy down, and, most importantly, first chamber and glados not in the same loading sequence. FAKE

[Caketownified]

@Minecraftinator no shit sherlock, make sure to look up the definition of parody the next time you're near a dictionary.

[Gearfighter69]

@Caketownified hey bro, where did you say parody was again? i think i missed it

have a nice day now :)

[TheAirsofter]

@Gearfighter69 You can't possibly thought this was real. He wasn't even trying to fool anyone. People on Youtube are retarded. You included.

[Faybro]

@Caketownified

It's funny because you took him seriously too.

Unless you're also joking, inwhich case this is just sily.

[iRuvHateMair]

@Caketownified except for that this isn't funny in any way.

[NAPREDATOR]

@Caketownified except this isn't a parody, its retarded.

[ThatsRidonkulous123]

@Caketownified well, at least include "Parody" in title or description, and yes, I know ""parody"' is in your Tags. But seriously, I don't recommend you make another video like this.

[chodetaculous]

@Minecraftinator jesus christ you're a fucking retard although this isn't surprising considering you have minecraft in your user name

[mcvlogger]

The gun didn't come from thin air.

[JoelMusics]

noob

[WarWebshow]

ahem..where did you get the gun from? did nothing

[Fuckethead]

Not only is this bullshit, it's not even less than one minute like it says in the title

[Ormusn2o]

"Proven by scientific research, moving around witch props spasticly makes you go faster through time, therefor less time wasted waiting for GlaDOS' speeches"

This crack me up :P.

[JackBond1234]

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that any appearance of hax is merely a figment of your imagination, and all speed run performances are mostly legitimate.

[JoeKidoo]

This is the real deal. The guy with the 10 minute run just perfectly cut the videos. This ones for real.

[theyoungster2]

LOL!

[vihannes3]

Fuck, I still can't master the Accelerated Portal Time Pocket! :(

[Pozpenguin]

Actually 20 seconds

[dsquared1092]

@Jadeking07 you have an INFINITE capacity for KNOWLEDGE. Yet, you can't spell "infinite" or "knowledge." That's rich.

[Caketownified]

@wiktorpolak He wasn't trying to bullshit anyone, he actually did it in less than 10 minutes and I'm sure as hell that he put alot of effort into it, no need to be a douchebag.

[P90user304]

@Caketownified stfu noob your an asshole you son of a bitch loser you suck a dick and you suck all dicks all round you you nigger cock sucker bitch fuck hole noob oa onajo nkjka fuck you noob



[Jimmykreedz]

@P90user304 ahhahaahhahaahha woah xD That was just... Pathetic, mate xD

[darkburnout00]

@wiktorpolak

The footages he took were pieced together from several runs, but it is a REAL actual theoretical run.

it took him 2 years to perfect the technique. Have some respect for his hard work

[darkburnout00]

@wiktorpolak

The footages he took were pieced together from several runs, but it is a REAL actual theoretical run.

it took him 2 years to perfect the technique. Have some respect for his hard work

[NightmareMirrorKirby]

@wiktorpolak you know is bullshit you are!

[shane75776]

@wiktorpolak Epic fail sir...

[Jadeking07]

haha i have an infinate capacity for knolage and even im not sure whats going on. thats rich.

[cementrio]

I was expecting Rick Astley.

[timoeoeoe]

billigster Fake ever!

[TigerMeet2142]

Lol so random epic win, and fAIL!

[bangNL94]

3:04 in that video wasn't a cut -.-

[xavierduke]

Dude. He saved. And loaded. Not cut. I think it would be a really good idea for you to watch his commentary.

[labobo]

a poor loser ?

[ninjapig123]

I knew this was fake when I clicked on the link.

[Transgenic86]

I can't believe you parodied my video. Fail. You are so ignorant, it is making me laugh continuously. I don't think I could have said, "Watch the video commentary" anymore, other than if I put an annotation that covered the entire video that said, "IF YOU ARE RETARDED, WATCH THE VIDEO COMMENTARY FIRST." or something similar. 3:04 was REQUIRED to do the save glitch. You have to save while in an edge glitch to do the save glitch. That's why it is called the save glitch.

[Transgenic86]

@Transgenic86 Eh. I was just in a bad mood here. I still think this video is hilarious, though.

[RockXStarEvan]

@Transgenic86 CRY MOAR

[SpyGuysX]

He didn't cut, autosaves bro.

[Krogglidor]

Yes people there are cuts, if anyone would ever read the description it specifically says "I segmented the speedrun per map. This means when the game says, "Loading...", it is loading a new map, and I save the game and load from there. The only exceptions are Chambers 02 and 13."

It also says this "NOTICE: After watching the speedrun, before you say, "OMFG WTF HAX CHEATS!", please watch the commentary videos for this speedrun" so stop making retarded comments before reading the description...

[Caketownified]

@Krogglidor Surely this video wasn't a parody at all.

[grumpyman2]

@Caketownified It's only a parody if it's funny. :/

[P90user304]

@Caketownified GO TO HELL GO TO HELL TO TO GEL

[JayWalker787]

@P90user304 What is this place "GEL" you speak of?