Weiner Poopie Ransom Note for Jesus News

[MrEddiethehead]

and  says

[IcePonyGoddess]

So funny!!!!!!

[slkhang247]

Did they ever find Jesus?

[InTheFinalMoments]

bet daughter was laughing her ass off while she watched it on the news to hear the reporter speaking out the note loud and clear

[skunkape2]

Old people have too much time on their hands

[IMeanPushUps]

SPRAYNARD

[chocho999]

Jesus was gawwwn.

[Suckfailurebitch]

Stickin' Together is what Good Waffles Do!

[Warescrackdown]

Would of died laughing if later they sent photos of the jesus statue tied to a cross, and said something about running out of time.

[FBPCL]

He should return to her yard on May 21, 2011........Oh wait....well all know where this is going XD

[Avenger476]

1:06 XD

[Petey0707]

wtf hah

[jjtheslayer69]

this is the best thing ever

XD XD XD



[MrWet207]

McGoiter brought me here

[BootyBot]

LOL

[mikeymaple7]

how did i get here?

[lasneh]

I love the dramatic ending >.>

[caitlinisreggaegirl]

it was ashley mansel in marathon, fl who did it, her granddaughter

[Ignore14]

wiener poop, the grossest poop of all

[RandomXbox360]

Thats crazy-Dubsey

[cpmondello]

LMAO

[mmeyer1]

1:30 "And, says..." I just want to punch this reporter in the mouth

[spynae]

Spraynard

[kerron68]

Judas! we know it was you!

[s0673451]

she should have just cleaned up her weiner poopie in the first place.

[funnyhead6]

opie and anthony brought me here

[AmyCiroc]

check yer mailboxxxxx

[Perfectchaos007]

Wiinerpoop!

[KyleAnstey]

Well yesterday was the rapture so Jesus should be back soon!

[JulioRojas89]

If she didn't want her Jesus stolen, she should have nailed him down.

AM I RIGHT OR WHAT?

[Gibbagobba]

@JulioRojas89 That could not be more blasphemous.

[MrReasonFTW]

@JulioRojas89 You, sir, win. Just win.

[mandableification]

@JulioRojas89 You win life.

[himynamesadam666]

Spraynard kruger

[DearShithead]

SPRAYNARD

[jswakatsuki]

weiner poopie, my gosh

[SpunkStalker101]

check yer mailbox....

lmfao.

[Flowerchild1013]

what is a "graspy" voice lol

[truballa0887]

I LOVE how the news guy is reading the note as if he just learned to read last week!!! FAIL

[Lydia667]

@truballa0887 I think he's reading like that because he's trying not to bust out laughing on the air.

[OneOfA1000]

Kill Jesus!

[synyster86]

@OneOfA1000 he's already a zombie, how do you kill the undead? He died for your sins, now he's back for your brains!

[squarefan1]

@synyster86 ....That sounds like a highly offensive movie idea...*writes notes*

[bkljac]

weiner poopie

[KeswickPinhead]

In a world where something like that would be safe in your yard...but it wasn't...IT WASN'T.

Coming soon to a theater near you, Jesus is missing, in the thriller mystery...'Burgled Prophet'

[TheToxicRadio]

Maybe it was his dad that took him hostage, he's set him up for death before y'know...

[yuhline]

"well gosh...I thought something like that would be safe in my yard...but it wasn't....it wasn't..." *fade to black*

[poopstainmcgoo]

Cleaning up weiner poopie? Thats the only thing this old lady and homosexuals have in common.

[lucasmccann1]

adults will waste their time stealing a jesus statue, but the lines around Jesus haha thats just childish

[Jaykex11x]

hahaha thats my grandma!

[flemishgiant]

I love how she adds a G to "raspy" - what's a "graspy" voice?

[juliaheart1105]

LMFAO!!!! weiner poopeh XDDD funniest video ever

[christlicker]

It wasn't... it wasn't...

[girltalk08]

And referring to wiener... wiener poopie... my gosh

[kittyanimeluvr]

LOL WTF??? xD

[Daniozi]

We are holding jesus ranson until you clean up the poopie from your weiners and trust us we see you take your weiners for long walks without picking up their poopie in our yards. This has upset us dearly so please clean up all the weiner poopie if you want to see jesus unharmed.

[davidjrae]

My favorite part is the ever professional reporter voice being used to read a ransom note that includes such priceless lines as "clean up the poopy from your weiners" and "clean up all your weiner poopy if you want to see Jesus unharmed".

[danmorrison36]

Are the "lines" she's referring to quotation marks?

[TheMeatloaflover]

@danmorrison36 no

[thenthelightningwill]

@danmorrison36

That's what 'some people say'.

~

[vampov]

And they say FoxNews isn't a legitimate news network...yeah..sure whatever

[micahrainpoops13]

holy moly this is great!

[mandypsp]

I have a serial crapper in my neighborhood and will so do same when I catch said jackass!

[Jcolinsol]

I am SO glad I stopped watching television.

[Beatnikzombie]

More people need to do this kind of thing.

[MohawkMangopit]

She should steal poop & hold for ransom 'til Jesus returns.

[SureTruth]

Leave the Weiner poopie in a plain brown unmarked bag, and you'll get your Jesus back unharmed. Don't call the cops or first it will be a cement finger.

[quannumzen]

wiener poopie

[Scrumpilump2000]

people, c'mon, pick up your dog's shit, you low lifes!

[phillyvinilli]

CLEAN UP YOU WEINER POOPIE

[SequinSuperNOVA]

LOL i thought before i watched this it meant poopie coming from your weiner xD

[eriksrq]

what a dumb woman clean up ur shit and Jesus is fake u moron

[emcee4CEE]

@eriksrq you're a fucking idiot

[eriksrq]

@emcee4CEE u must be a jesus lover; u dumb ignorant fuck

[emcee4CEE]

@eriksrq my 10 year old cousin can put a sentence together better than that.

[eriksrq]

@emcee4CEE ur so pathetic its called leaving a quick note dumb fuck no grammer required ur an ignorant jackass lol god i love it

[emcee4CEE]

@eriksrq you're a really angry person...i feel such deep pity for you. i'm gonna cry for you tonight.

[gothic9siren]

lol! Sarah Silverman sent me. This is hilarious. She is so serious about it lol if I ever write a note that could be read on the news, I'm going to put poopy and weiner in there even if it's out of place. hahah

[rxstarh]

@gothic9siren To be on the safe side put weiner and poopie in every letter you right.

[APHRODITEEEEEE]

the most epic is hearing the reporter saying poopy XD

[emileerzz]

That's obviously a very good anchor man. I probably wouldn't have been able to tell the story without laughing

[vinnybarbarino2008]

@ Vaginosaurus. That was uncalled for. I bet your weiner's already poopy from your mom.

[VaginosaurusRex]

ill bed shed leave my weiner poopy when i fuck her in the ass 

[bingy08]

jesus isn't missing, he's dead

[SonomaDave1]

Im pretty sure her husband took it...check his tool shed. and what, by the way...is a graspy voice??? Wheat grass? Pot? what?

[LaraECC]

sarah silverman sent me here. genius

[primoptimus]

@LaraECC JUST read the tweet myself.

[misplacedwilder]

"...my gosh."

[shortcutLinchen]

it wasn't.. it wasn't.. DRAMA

[UtterlyMoot]

jesus is missing? give him three days he'll show up again

[gawobryt]

@UtterlyMoot THAT is the only funny comment I've seen on youtube. Ever.

[Xeidasx]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[sgav24]

1:19 she is lying.

[drummerkid1993]

We has your jesus and doesnt afriad of anything take your weiner poopie on jesus faces

[yourfearmygain]

Poor Jesus :(

[ryubaks]

"Weiner Poopie", ha! Sounds like something Drew Pickles would say and be into.

[Praunstar]

@ryubaks Who the fuck is Drew Pickles? There was Tommy Pickles and Dill Pickles. They were both named after types of pickles. I've never heard of a god damned Drew pickle.

[Mottew]

@Praunstar I believe it was Angelica Pickles' father.

[Praunstar]

@Mottew Huh. Well, I'm wrong about it not being a character, but even so, "weiner poopies" is not something he'd say.

[ryubaks]

@Praunstar If you're not familiar with the speakonia community, you wouldn't understand.

[hotlovenrockets]

someone at WZZM has a great sense of humor

[MrDiablolord]

this is got to be the stupidest report in history of man some guy kidnapt aholy statue so WHAT!?

[tang1000000]

LOL

[xxonewingedangxl]

no adults would waste their times writing 'jesus'

[JesusSuckedGayPenis]

Not the first time Jesus has gone missing. LOL

[Sifinland]

She deserved it. I'd hate to have to stare at a big Jesus statue on my neighbours lawn every morning while avoiding her weiner poopies.

[brknspacebar]

"..something like that gonna be safe in your yard ........it wasn't.....it wasn't"

that was so funny and dramatic for a title like wiener poopie ransom note

haha so sad, better clean up that wiener poopie.....and my guess is, it was an adult that stole your jesus, biatch

[oklydokly1]

no adult would use "quotations"?

[adictofmusic]

Why are some people so stupid?!?

[Topdogefex]

"No!" said the people"We do not want to hear about the loss of life in the Middle East, we do not care for the genocide occuring in Darfur as we speak, there is no need to learn of the mass starvation and poverty striking the world! We want to hear about statues of Jesus being held ransom for wiener poopie!"

[productiveamerican]

Haha where was God to protect the statue of his son from being stolen??? LOL

[iamsaztak]

roflmao that word, poopie, it's making me laugh so fucking hard

[MagikWaffle]

I'm ashamed to be a journalism major now.

[williamhenkel]

LMAO

[screaminpman]

The reason why this was on the news is because it was fucking hilarious.

I love her CSI on the note..

"IT has to be a young person because they put these little lines next to Jesus. No adult is going to waste their time doing that."

What does that even mean? Adults waste their time doing all sorts of things.

[thirtysilver]

@screaminpman Such as calling the local new stations to report the thefts of concrete deities from the yards by haters of poopie weiners.

[nocheapones]

@screaminpman Yeah, like steal Jesus statues and write ransom notes about wiener poopie. I mean... aren't the lines written around "Jesus" the least wasteful thing from this whole story?

[jmerridew124]

@screaminpman I'd have put it a middle aged woman. A young person with the balls to take it would have said wiener shit. She's probably lying through her teeth anyway. She probably just leaves it everywhere.

Just saying.

[Pawikan303]

I like how the camera was zoomed in on "CLEAN UP YOUR WEINERS".

[SuperNES16]

Must've been a slow news day.

[XVampiricLesboNunsX]

Next thing you know, CNN will show the video of a statue of jesus being beheaded by Masked Individuals.

[Rxblows]

Only in America

[xErrika]

Omg.. LMAO!

[joyadeceren]

The United States of America doesn't negotiate with terrorists... Sorry Grandma

[deltanation22]

......why? the? fuck? was? this? on? the? news!?

[RoronoaAngel]

The language of this randsome letter is AMAZING. You should just clean up those POOPIES lady!

[mottor86]

wtf is wrong with the news, why the fuck is the droppings called "weiner poopie" and who the fuck has 4 dogs

[alister431]

@mottor86 They're weiner dogs.

[mottor86]

@alister431 I'm aware of that XP but seriously weiner poopie? i mean come on.

[k2l6nator]

pwned

[RapidSkater1]

Retards.....

[brad159357]

XD ppppppppfffffffffffffftttttttt­ttttt LOLOLOL Slow news day?? Thats what the bitch gets for not picking up poopie.

[eliseislove]

GAGAGAGGA

[HugeDerpGuy]

PFFFFT AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[ToxicProductions06]

Smash Jesus! SMAAAAAAAASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shidomon]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH NEWS THIS DAYS!?

[XxKibaTheHunterxX]

Wow....just wow....

[urb3stm8]

HAHA they should send her a box with jesus's bloody finger in it and a note saying.. Im fucken seriouse kunt, you have two days or I send him back on a fuckin cross! lol

dumb bitch lol

[iamuser12]

i don"t know how this guy can keep a straight face when saying "weiner poopie"

[DeathNote207]

@iamuser12 haha ikr

[D310NIFY]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST DUMBEST THING THE NEWS HAS EVER DONE!!!!!!!

[wonchop111]

oneyNG...seriously dude. WTF is this????/

[Ov3rturn]

Am i being punk'd?

[Metroidguy95]

O_o



[1maxproductions1]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

[Gold171]

i'm suprised the news caster didnt lol

[Mtvnoob]

OH GOD NOT JESUS YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THAT WIENER POOPIE BEFORE HE GETS SLAUGHTERED AGAIN HE'S GONNA BE PISSED IF IT HAPPENS AGAIN

[Kristin16904]

How the hell did he say all that without laughing...?

[TheVideoAnalyst]

26 People don't like Wiener Poopie.

[drennybear]

WEINER POOPIE!!

[xjvzHD]

lold so hard

[poopmonster1843]

It wasn't...it wasn't.

[loveandwarfare]

1:28 The reporters voice is worse than text to speech

[supernova1050]

lolwut?

[DaShiz0]

Kids are dying in africa and theres a shit economy right now but in other news some old bitches statue was stolen because of her weiner poopie

[THEskillsATguitar]

there quotations dumbass

[lilcamerokidz28]

Reporter: "Why the F*ck do I get these dumb ass stories...."

[virtuosoikingpin]

I would've fucking beheaded him, and squirted a bunch of fake blood everywhere. Then when she came back to see the Jesus I would've jumped out of the bushes and fucking carved Idiot into her forehead, and poured Hydrochloric acid in her eyes.

[kalukskate12]

they were probably on shrooms

[holyshartman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[beliawhat]

Slow news day, huh?

[VALVEGAMER20]

jesus is a jew

[kalukskate12]

@VALVEGAMER20 HUH U WANNA FIGHT

[SANDMAN78308]

Stupid cunt, putting stupid fucking shit like this on the news, obviously she wasn't fucked by Christ enough.

Also her granddaughter is a really stupid cunt to misspell and make so many word errors, if you're going to write a letter threatening someone, do NOT fuck up the spelling, dumb bitch.

[SpunkStalker101]

@SANDMAN78308 Angry much? Calm down..

[SANDMAN78308]

@SpunkStalker101 u mad

[heathercatherine1333]

@SANDMAN78308 your crazy :) this was obviously a joke.

[MichaelT85]

thou shall not covet thy neighbor's "Jesus."

[thebober10]

clean the poopie from your weiners

heh

[maximusspqr]

No worries, he'll return on the 3rd day.

[videoghost]

this is dumbest woman ive ever seen

[SpunkStalker101]

"it wasn't....it wasn't..."

did anyone else tear up?

[jgoldpac]

This belongs on Saturday Night Live.

[mylios101]

"Must have been young people" lol

[mobius1aic]

Man that's awesome.

[ParkerAlfman]

That bitch needs to clean up her poopy wiener after she walks that shit.. dumb cunt!