Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator Commercial 2

[HumaneHellsinge]

BRAWNDO THE THIRST MUTILATOR!!!

its like DUBSTEP that you can HAVE SEX WITH!!!

[moppedkampf]

Mix Brawndo with Tantrum, drink it and become unbeatable :O

[strang14]

Closed captioning on these the Brawndo ads is funny XD

[GamerDrago]

IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!

[Beriorn]

Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator. As approved by Smiling Abe Lincoln.

[ilikeverythingman]

VERY EXCITING

[SasutoUhumakiTube]

Brawndo is more exciting than a fist fight with a grizzly bear!

this was the shortest of them all

[Ozku9]

What did i just watched?

[iBlock8]

what's with the Abe Lincoln?

[MetaLMieOw62]

i loled thill death

[FlynnMTaggart]

It has what plants crave.

[deadbutmoving]

This is the stuff that Chuck Norris drinks, right?

[valeagathon]

@deadbutmoving possibly

[usmc23451]

It's just getting into a fist fight with a grizzly bear

[JabelsJunior]

IT TASTES LIKE A LOCOMOTIVE FULL OF SCREAMING BABIES CRASHING INTO AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER WHICH IS ON FIRE! IN THE MIDDLE OF METEOR, HURTLING TOWARD THE SUN GOING 68,000 MILES PER SECOND AND WHILST TASTING THIS YOU AUTOMATICALLY GET LAID

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[prayo99]

why is it that everyone thinks that they can steal an original idea, i.e. Powerthirst, and spin it with their own crap. You suck. Your Idea Sucks. And I hope your first born child has AIDS.

[craponnaruto]

@prayo99 This is from Idiocracy, a movie about an idiotic future that has no hope for itself, and everyone is horribly stupid. This is a drink that replaced water in the movie.

[zerekx]

@craponnaruto And Gatorade was so dumb for not allowing them to use Gatorade brand like Costco did, I love going to Costco now and saying I Love You when I enter, even though it's in reverse...

[Bryan9796]

@prayo99 if you look at the thing at the end of the video it said voice by mark little. He's part of picnicface, who made the powerthirst videos. So he actually had to approve of.

[CementTree]

Strongbad?

[fizzlebug]

A locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier is on fire!!!

[b0ggyb]

Powerthirst copycat. Epic

[ExhibitJ92]

Brawndo the thirst mutilator! IT'S LIKE BEING IN AFGHANISTAN AND TAKING OUT THE TALIBAN WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR FISTS AND A PENICL WHILE BEING SHOT AT WITH EXPLOSIVE ARRROWS BEING FIRED BY A DRUNKEN CAMEL!!!

[slapbassboy1]

Lol serious?

[Bunfigdet]

The Idiocracy is nigh.

[InfiniteMushroom]

BRAWNDO! More exciting that an out-of-control combine harvester heading straight for a day care playground at full speed! Twice as exciting as the guy in the cab that just got done SNORTING an entire can of BRAWNDO!

[Xwj23X]

abe lincoln made this video

[LandynCaissie]

second is defintily worst, still kinda funny though

[Sufffrimiento]

LOL that was random

[KngSol]

2nd one is the worst

[ArkNinja59]

It tastes just like a carnival of crazy sumo-wrestling clowns in an electrical storm!

[ShadowDaPk]

Lincoln's false smile will haunt my nightmares.

[CNFstudios]

by loud i mean tasty!

[jedihunter176]

Thumbs up if you watched Idiocracy and saw this.

[screamwriter1]

@MM28262 Electrolytes.

[nDANGA02]

its like riding a dinosaur attached to a rocket ship!!!!!!!!! LOL

[screamwriter1]

I would use it to kill weeds.

[matangaash]

@screamwriter1 Actually, it got electrolytes! which makes plants grow!

[screamwriter1]

@matangaash Have ya SEEN them growing? :P

[zoomerlawns]

I heard Brawndo is Chuck Norris' pee.

[MrCrowley9000]

@zoomerlawns

yea drink that shit you sick bitch

chuck norris will be watching and laughing!

[DavidMLBFan]

@zoomerlawns that's red bull

[xtrem3rd]

Not as good as the other ones, but still okay.

[sporeowns]

finaly i know why chuck noris is so awesome...

[jeffc6676]

I can't buy this stuff... ever. Not after what OCP put Alex Murphy through.

[whitefangv]

Its got electrolytes. 

[lamareikan666]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...

It's got electrolytes

[ActionReplayPerson]

Hell yeah I would buy it! It's got Electrolytes! It had what everything craves!

[lilwyvern4]

Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

[whazmynameson]

its not an energy drink it s chuck norris's blood

[lucentwish]

exciting!



[mecampbellesq]

But is Brawndo more exciting than a fist fight with a grizzly bear if the grizzly bear was ON FIRE?!?

[RaptureandZune]

@mecampbellesq AND COVERED UP WITH CHAINSAWS?

[Opalauge88]

@mecampbellesq Easy. OF COURSE!

[want2havebrains]

Is Brawndo really real?

[huegshithole]

unlike powerthirst this actually exist

[MattKendell]

@huegshithole Powerthirst also exists...check powerthirst.ca :D

[SnowFox102]

@MattKendell The Fobbies Are Borange crew probably didn't know that when they parodied the Brawndo commercial in the radio play. :P Or maybe the real Powerthirst commercials are like that, I don't know.

[Fr0st1989]

A train full of screaming babies lawl

[herrinboy13]

loud=TASTY

[buldren0101]

abe lincoln approves

[lavolvo]

Omni Consumer Products!!! hahahahah.

[bpenda94]

powerthirst > brawndo. (yes, energy drink fanboys exist)

[PHAEDRIDER]

A + for spirit..

[danecook321]

It tastes like a locomotive full of screaming babies crashing into an aircraft carrier and the aircraft carrier is on fire!

[TheShadowXChaos]

Brawndo > Fire

[Apemopo]

going to fist fight a grizzly bear, brb

[valeagathon]

The end is really patriotic :yesyes:

[Crashbolt17]

Ah yes Youtube comments.

[TheHijackreaper]

This is godly.

[reusaki4life]

wow....

[crystalroy]

is this realif yes can u tell me wat it taste like i wanna try it

[fenrirswolph1]

XDDD More interesting that fist fighting with a Grizzly bear. XDD

[tulapi123]

Looks like a commercial out of Idiocracy movie. ^^

[liquidesnake626]

@tulapi123 it is

[kippetjeuh1]

the voice is getting lower every commercial o.o

[decamatus]

Nappa from TFS?

[fdqfan13]

I fucked both ur moms now shut the fuck up.

[SpadeHand]

It's just not the same without the echo...

[naughtypagan72]

Just more evidence of the world slowly but surely becoming the world portrayed in 'Idiocracy' (see previous comments) :p

[KillyBesel]

@naughtypagan72 this totally wasn't inspired by that or anything.

[MegaAmazingperson]

all yall are bein really gay and I wanna kick all your asses. so go fuck off

[dadatheman2008]

Im sure no one cares about this convo going on here

[DeathToAllButMetall]

Lmfao at both of you.

[spukkanal]

exciting! ;DDD

[DeathToAllButMetall]

So this is just a rip off of Powerthirst? -__-

[limitlessreborn]

no cause brawndo is real and came first l2 history.

[DeathToAllButMetall]

@limitlessreborn Eh. Powerthirst is funnier. And this seeems like it'd taste like bull piss.

[icanfly303]

no b/c powerthirst is a rip off of brawndo dumbass.

[DeathToAllButMetall]

@icanfly303 Ay stfu there's no reason to insult me just because I have a different opinion than you.

[icanfly303]

really? because the lack of knowledge makes you dumb. go watch the movie idiocracy. idiocracy came out in 2006 and featured brawndo, a sports drink with ELECTROLYTES. powerthirst was posted in 2007. oh yeah, and you were being an ass and mocking brawndo. congrats dumbass.

[DeathToAllButMetall]

@icanfly303 Honestly. Just cuz you think you're hard with a keyboard doesn't mean shit. I have my own opinion and I definitely don't give a damn what you think. kthxbai.

[icanfly303]

apparently you do, because your dumbass replied, you cared enough to type on a keyboard to bitch.

[Anonymous10G]

@icanfly303 & DeathToAllButMetal You BOTH are fucking stupid fags...lmao...either meet somewhere and beat the shit out of each other, or shut your mouths because NOTHING is going to happen on the internet.

[icanfly303]

really? because it sounds to me like your a big fucking hypocrite. go fuck yourself dude.

[SuperRobotMAN123]

how about you FLY all the way to hell

[icanfly303]

i will FLY all the way to your mother's bedroom.

[SuperRobotMAN123]

If i wanted a Cum-back id just wipe it off your mouth

[themthrashinkids]

Penis face bastard?

Wow how did you learn how to swear?

By listening to exchanged students from Korea?

[themthrashinkids]

Wait...That doesn't even make sense? Exchanged students would come to sweden?

[jjfriedberg]

@DeathToAllButMetall just so you know, brawndo coming before powerthirst is a fact, not an opinion.

[Anonymous10G]

Oh, yeah man!? FUCK you ASSWIPE SHITHOLE BITCHNUGGET FUCKTARD WHORE COCKSUCKER...

[Anonymous10G]

See? Lol..I can do it, too.

[icanfly303]

laughing at yourself, how sad. "OH YEAH MANZ I CAN MAEKS FUN OF SUM1 BYE ACTING LIEK DEM LOOOOOL"

[Anonymous10G]

OH YEAH, ITZ KEEWL!!!!!

[SuperRobotMAN123]

shut up fag no 1 cares

[Anonymous10G]

Yeah, fag, no one cares.

[mangohero7865]

100% rage? i wounldnt be suprised if u opened it and Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris jumped out started fightin

[starncat]

not fun part 1 = better this is fake

[Jay84tokio]

Is it possible to buy Brawndo in Germany???

[NuKulaRGeAr]

Brawndo is too awsome for even Chuck Norris. Anyone who drinks it will probably be able to kill Norris in a single punch.

[GodOfRessurrection]

100 concentred rage? well you sure don't wanna open one of those in the 4Chan forums....

[uraniumgrenade]

@GodOfRessurrection, WTF is that s'posed to mean?

[splap]

rules 1 and 2 fag

[dunsedog]

Who cares about them seriously.

[treeboiandkone]

I hear they only apply to raids...

[mak1759]

LOL OCP

[ThePro265]

UMM... OCP is a real company?

[kumquatscientist]

It'll make you RICK JAMES!!!!!

[newportsmokah]

Okay.. who read the warning in the beginning??lololo

[42NDElite]

Because this is so extreme, I think I'll buy some and try it :|

[MeltedLegoGuy]

buy it now! its on sale!!

[happyking9]

it's like an ORGASM in a CAN!

[mercury2980]

Sports

[netsrikeel7]

Yeah, but if you drank it, you'd probably automatically start punching random people in the face, just because you had to.

But you'd get your ELECTROLYTES.

[NeuroPanopticon]

@netsrikeel7 Little do you know, that's actually a legitimate defense in any criminal trail. "Brawndo made me do it," is accepted in any country with a good police force. For all the rest, there's BRIBERY.

[PhatBrady1017]

It's got what plants crave!

[Tomassization]

these are awsome but i really want a powerthirst drink its just a step above this to me

[FlashHawk4]

Fire < BRAWNDO!

AWESOME!

[BattlefieldStrike]

Brawndo tastes like a locomotive filled with screaming babies flying into an aircraft carrier and the aircraftcarrier is on fire!!!!!

[ShadowDaPk]

which doesn't actually sound too tasty...

[SavageJim01]

If they actually sell this drink, I will buy it just because it was in that movie!

[thebee18]

its real

[rkramer19]

they do i have had it and its not that bad

[chiefslayer8]

they do, its like Mana potions, you just order them online and they deliver it to your house

[Adragalus]

they do sell it. look it up

[AzonasV]

They actually do sell it. You can order it and they devliver it to your house

[MeltedLegoGuy]

It's on sale!!! BUY IT NOW!!!

[ob1benji1]

xDD

[Knapptyler62]

lol

[danecook321]

0:19 - 0:25 WTF? XD

[Szartard]

REALLY EXCITING

[BloodOfAmon]

I love all three Brawndo commercials...This one's not as good though.

[bballamo21]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!

[WazzupDiana]

abraham lincon lmao!

[heythisisbert]

the first one they did for this is better

[etypo]

Brawndo has what plants crave.

[nobchop65]

i have actually pissed myself!!!

that is genius!!!!

[randomuch1]

Fire is very exciting lol!

[xXDynastyKingXx]

LOL

[holycanolydog]

abe lincon rof

[Antwan1500]

loud = tasty

[Matrixcompy]

inversely, tasty=loud

[rockyhard1]

Kinda sounds like an enthusiastic Marcus Fenix.

[sgttris]

even though there copying power thirst this is awesome

[conor1337]

(Other way around? :D)

[stevenownsgawek]

powerthirst is a spoof of brawndo. brrawndo is a real drink that isnt sold in stores because its high levels of caffeine can actually kill small children.

[sgttris]

oh wow lol that makes sense now

[tau000]

No it isnt, Brawndo was created to promote the movie "idiocracy" which it is featured in,

But they did create it due to demand

[rockyhard1]

powerthirst "Commercials came out a full 2 years before Brawndo commercials. I don't see how that's a rip-off.

[Coeyzorz]

"Checks out website"

[Markuspopatrs]

i really want a brawndo now!