Billmaa is the Worst Vlogger Ever!

[billyray3761]

Son, I'm only going to say this once. Stay off the drugs.

[billmaa]

@billyray3761 Believe me I've heard that before....Thanks for commenting..

[state808hawaii]

Made my Day :D good mornin' billmaa ;D Aloha

[billmaa]

@state808hawaii I'm glad you gotta kick outta this goofy thing...Thanks my friend..

[downshift83]

Its like finding Easter eggs=) with your videos=)

[billmaa]

@downshift83 You've never seen this one? it's retarded hahah

[woodenchairs]

LOL we are so gonna talk like sling if you ever set aside some time to meet up again! :P

[billmaa]

Dude, if actually had time to make a video together...it would be epic!

[simplystrick]

excellent slingblade!

[billmaa]

Haha, Thanks Rob..I'm not sure where I was going with this vid =)

[mimi8576]

I like this! You might have too much time on your hands... but it makes for funny vids!

[billmaa]

Thanks Mimi,.. this is what happens with the rain keeps me from riding, it's not pretty...haha

[DumbDuck44]

I tried your "you're looking pretty sexy, I like biscuits and mustard" pickup line at the bar tnight.

struck out... must be all in the delivery. *shrugs* :D

[billmaa]

Lol! The truth is I would terrified to see the woman that you COULD pick up with that line...haha

[matiks610]

So this is why they give you the "special spots" in parking lots!

[billmaa]

And helmets too!

[lilloo31]

LMFAO...Lol... that was great,hahaha. Sling Blade!!!

[billmaa]

Thanks Sean, thanks for stopping by..haven't heard from ya in bit..

[lilloo31]

No prob, i try to get on as much as possible but been working alot with my new promotion and im either at work or hanging out with my son that i barely see so internet time is limited especially since they took it off us at work!

[LARC0]

LOL I like this. :)

[billmaa]

Hey Thanks LARC0...btw, I met SR yesterday..really cool guy..

[JimNtexas]

You know Bill, Google has this thing called 'Google Goggles' that is designed to help prevent you from sending gmails while drunk.

Maybe they need to add that feature to YouTube.

[billmaa]

Haha, I was actually completely sober when I filming this..while uploading...well..

[Trinith]

Dude, if I had all the outtakes from my first year or two...

[billmaa]

I would love to see that mess..haha

[Itsreload]

When I read comments and I know who posted it I hear the person in my head reading them to me. Your comments are going to have a really different tone now. So if I LOL at one of your comments when it was meant to be serious this was why.

[billmaa]

Haha, Really? I do that same thing...especially the folks that have real distinctive voices..it's almost like cartoon characters....but just for the sake of your sanity, I only post comments once in a while in my sling blade voice..Lol..

[sekhmet1098]

Holy shit on a cracker, dude, that was funny... wish I'd thought to check my subscriptions yesterday when I was bored out of my mind, but I was too busy watching all of season 2 of Big Bang Theory.. *whistles*

[billmaa]

Thanks Seek H..=)

[Trinith]

Big Bang Theory? Geek.

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HEY! Who changed my whiteboard!!! ;)

[billmaa]

Haha, I freaking love that show!

[maikeli7]

Love your out-takes!!

:-D

[billmaa]

Thanks Mike, in retrospect I'm not sure what I was thinking...Lol

[YAMASAKIZUKI]

what about them french fried pataters you like them =)

[billmaa]

Hahah...that about made me fall outta my chair!...I once did an entire motorcycle vlog in the slingblade voice...but I didn't post because I was sure nobody would get the reference..since then, my computer crashed and it took that vid with it..

[billmaa]

Thanks Cip...I kinda regretted posting this ridiculous thing when I woke up this morning, but it had too many funny comments to take down..I guess I'll let it ride Lol..

[steelhorseclub]

What the hell? HAHA, Don't feel bad, I havn't posted anything in like a year.

[billmaa]

Hey Dude!..I actually though about shooting you a text today just to make sure all was well

[steelhorseclub]

I'm good. I just had to take a break for a while. Hopefully I'll get some videos up soon.

[YAMASAKIZUKI]

maybe you should show everyone the falling house by the river at forsythe boat dock lol who know it may fall whey your there ive been goin every weekend for 2 weeks now lol

[steelhorseclub]

huh, I gotta check that out.

[YAMASAKIZUKI]

yea man you might get lucky and watch it fall lol oh and it is very dust when you driving or riding there so you car or bike witch one you take will get dirty unless you take it easy.

[billmaa]

cool beans man, I totally follow what you are saying about taking a break..I was kinda forced against my will to take a break, but it was actually kinda nice to come back with fresh eyes..

[RC62]

Bill, I don't know what the heck you were smoking but...got any more?  :^) LOL

[billmaa]

This is want happens if I'm in the mood to a motorcycle video..but torrential rain keeps me stuck in the garages..it's pretty tragic..Lol..

[808yewtube]

Very nice audition tape. Sooo, did you get the part? LOL

[billmaa]

I'm waiting for my callback...it's for an ABC afterschool special called "The boy would couldn't vlog" ...it's a actually a sad, but touching story..Lol..

[omari246]

lol. bilmaa

[billmaa]

Simple, but effective..thanks =)

[MobileReign]

Haha it took me about an our for a one minute monologue. Nice to see your still with us. (Physically at least not so sure about your brain.)

Also Is that an Audi TT?

[billmaa]

Haha, yeah, would lend a question to my brain whereabouts I guess..the car is my G37S...

[MobileReign]

G37S... Oh those sound so good.

[robinphillips]

ever..............evvvvver ..... lol

[billmaa]

haha..thats right =)

[billmaa]

Ok, Second worst vlogger....I don't wanna take Woodenchairs title away =)

[truered10]

As mad as a hatter, but i like it! Great to hear from you Bill, look forward to your videos's man

[billmaa]

Haha, I don't think I've ever heard that term TJ...I definitely have to use it...thanks for the comment..

Billy

[pulse0000]

I always get a kick out of your videos.

I can't wait to see what you got coming in the future.

[billmaa]

Thank you..I've got some ok ideas..and some pretty boring ones =)

[sunnyjason]

haha, youre the man.

you go to group ride?

[billmaa]

Thanks SJ, Are you talking about the one in St Louis?

[LULU2533]

Billy, you are a nut. Can't wait for the new vids, I missed ya.

[billmaa]

Thanks Lulu, I'm glad to be back =)

[matth1138]

Banjo Music FTW. 

Looking kinda scruffy, there billy...more so than usual...

Looking forward to the new stuff!

[billmaa]

You can't go wrong with banjo tunes..Yeah, I had a couple days of missing a razor...haha

[bikerboomer]

LMAO i know what this is about. lolz.  to funny. i know your crazy busy and have some good plans. so its worth waiting for your vids ;) keep em coming.

[billmaa]

Thanks man, I got part of it filmed..Lol..

[robshog]

Jeez..billy,, even your F**ked up S**t.. is better than 99 percent of what i see on here.. Nice little montauge going..Slingblade Jr...Check ya later

Rob

[billmaa]

Youtube is kinda like going to a swap meet of videos....some of it is crap, some of it is decent and there are also some real gems...This video is most definitely not that..Haha..

Take care,

Billy

[milesgixxer]

lol crazy m/o i love this vid!

[billmaa]

Thanks Miles...you have to hook me up with the translation of "m/o"...Lol..

[milesgixxer]

sry forget who im tlkin to sumtimes its a stupid sayin her up north in the uk its mean mad oose, oose is how the say house here lol i no its kinda stupid!

[billmaa]

No worries Mate..There is football movie that love called "The Replacements" ..there is a scene where one of the guys is celebrating and says "Gentleman, drinks are on the oose!" ..makes perfect sense even to a Yank like me..=) One of the the most awesome things I like about Youtube is the crossover of different people from around the world...808yewtube said it best.."its like I have penpals from all over the world" I learn something new most every day..

[milesgixxer]

yea man i totally agree!!

[lintna]

sweet :D

the "look at my hair its so spikey I look like an anime " part totally made my day. thanks for posting the outtakes

take care

[billmaa]

Hey man, I couldn't post the "real" video that i was trying to make..It started raining like crazy and I couldn't finish the vlogging part of it..so I just holed in, had a couple of beers and made this goofball vid..

[lintna]

great how everytime beer is involved something amazing happens :P

[danmoto73]

hahaha love it :) you do realise that when us vloggers are about 60yrs old we'll all be talking to ourselves all the time, camera or no camera :D

[billmaa]

Thanks Dan,

Haha I know this to be true..there is a bit of nuttiness to all of us..I think that why we all get along..=)

[Tvinky]

It took me ~1h to make 15sec vlog - and my accent, omg !!!

[billmaa]

Haha, it's all good dude, your accent is actually pretty cool...

[canis002]

"worst vloger ever"? not a chance LOL

if that was true.. i wouldn't be laughing this hard :P

you're funny dude!

[billmaa]

Jonhy Spitfire!...I'lI take that as compliment dude, your antics have always cracked me up...

[Iroquois14]

LOL yea you suck! haha

[billmaa]

Haha, don't I know it!

[distortedfears]

flippin awesome

[billmaa]

Thanks dude

[frankyfong36]

Ah, a video from billmaa. I was almost going into withdrawals Billy. LMAO!

It's good to see you're still alive and kicking. I was thinking you were in the sandbox for a second.

Can't wait for the next.

[billmaa]

Haha, thanks Franky..I was down in Georgia for some training..I'm safe from going to the sandbox this year..

[sekhmet1098]

Too bad... thanks for looking out, bud, you were supposed to smuggle me some booze!!

Kidding... kinda.. :)

[JTrainXV]

haha awesomeness knows no limits, looking forward to the new vids!

[billmaa]

Thank you, I've got a couple of ideas..that stupid work thing keeps me from making as many vids as I would like :)

[tdad71302]

someone have a little too much coffee????? haha

[billmaa]

Haha, you aren't too far from the truth....

[riyusVids69]

FUCK, DONT I KNOW HOW U FEEL!!!!!!!

[billmaa]

Haha, other vloggers make it look so easy

[tdad71302]

guess it was something a little "stronger" than.

[8cuttlefish8]

HAHA, i had no idea u had such a great vocal range :D.

[billmaa]

blame woodenchairs..he encourages my goofy side..=)

[bmastamoneycash]

hahahah niice man 5*

[billmaa]

Thanks Brian, I really don't know why I even posted this...lol..

[bmastamoneycash]

cuz ur the freakin' man, n every1 should know it...("my new hair cut" reference lol)

[billmaa]

Lol, that's why most of my vids i'm sporting a hat

[motochron]

OMG Bizkits and mustard, lMAO :)

[billmaa]

Thanks Chris for getting that..I was a bit worried I would be lost on that one..

[QVFR]

Haha, I'm hearing a bit of Slingblade and Sean Connery.

[billmaa]

The Canadian gets the Slingblade reference...haha..that just made my day..=)

[Trinith]

I was trying to get that out of my mind. After a week in Tennessee everything I think of has hillbilly and deliverence written all over it.

[billmaa]

Haha, Scarred ya did it?

[ToastToGo]

You are so random hahaha.

[billmaa]

Haha, yeah I can't argue that =)

[zorlak21]

monologue mmmmm Ok

[billmaa]

Lol..