"The Vic & Helen Show" -- Trailer Demolition Derby

[ThePregnancySlaves]

There's nothing more exciting than a badly-executed crash-landing!!!

[procommenter]

MONKEY OPENINGS : Looking up my miracle—praying for a nose, some people can worship anything as long as it's got 2 openings. Nostrils work but one way, not independently.

[YTubeArraignment]

She neither a frog, nor a pig; she's Janet C. Jackson!

[OneDollarBook]

Tupac also had sex with collies, German shepherds & sheep dogs, according to his Mother in her soon-to-be-released exposé: "Tupac's Mother Tells the Awful Truth."

[TheWorldFarOff]

The U.S. Constitution does not provide

for American soldiers fighting in undeclared wars. The citizens of Iraq are responsible

for their destiny.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

TRIBUTE TO IRISH POTATO GRUBBERS

Below the barley, below the shamrocks grow the pineapple of Eire: the blessed potato. If you've ever seen one up close you know what a beautiful vegetable it is, all starch, looks like a miniature boulder! Its uses are many. Irish women can pare them to resemble cucumbers! Irish sailors as well! Irish teenagers can beat people to death with them during robberies to obtain needed drug money. Infants are given them to teeth on, Catholics love them.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

Hitchens supports the subjugation of Iraq by the U.S. Three million Iraqis are dead as a result. Is this just a war for pelf or is it one of genocide with 3 million dead, many millions crippled out of a population of 25 million?

[EasingDifficulties]

Deport the Queen's flower girl:

prissy Chrissy Hitchens.

[procommenter]

The mainstream media and tax-funded institutions of learning have their Big Bang theory & Darwin's proto-humans. Conjecture pervades every facet of philosophy. No one knows the origins of Man & his universe.

[procommenter]

There's no appealing to the courts & Congress for tax-relief. Forget about justice, fair play & civil rights. American citizens (now referred to as civilians) are people w/o a nation (therefor w/o national pride) who must retreat to communities filled with apathy & cynicism.

[EasingDifficulties]

Let us rejoice in the moment!

[ParadiseOnLand]

"Atheists" of You-Tube write obscenely & poorly.

[procommenter]

Someone should do a survey of You-Tube's

"atheists" to determine why they possess

language skills below those of 7-year-olds.

[SummerInJuly]

Be pro-Pygmy and impress women,

especially Pygmy women.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

Truly: Lincoln controlled the military and the press. Under his version of the mercantile system Dixie would've been kept poor and agrarian. During his undeclared {& "undeclarable"} war the transcontinental railroad's construction continued unabated & on-schedule. Lincoln's regime ended federalism.

[procommenter]

The smallest agitations rile the controllers. Conversely: white people are ashamed of their skin as it's described, in its natural state, as sickly, anemic & pasty. [Jane Goodall: Death in A.D. 2010 to this queer, evil, monkey-loving woman!]

[OneDollarBook]

The concept of Man-made GLOBAL WARMING has been humiliated, so let's destroy the free world's industrial & agricultural base, & thus starve to death a billion people of the 3rd world, in the name of CLIMATE CHANGE. In 1905 the state of Georgia (U.S.) had orange groves. They no longer do. Orange-growers have been retreating further south for 100 years because of recurrent, devastating freezes.

[procommenter]

A racist sees niggers for what they are; a democrat sees niggers for what they could be.

[ThingsTerrestrial]

Spiritual Beings always extrapolate widely & wildly whether they be of the Baptist Faith or the "atheist" faith. Humans are the hope & tragedy of this world.

[ParadiseOnLand]

You have to be a real man, be a real man!

快抬起頭 還要高聲歡呼

[LovingKimiKatkar]

The abomination of chattel slavery remains the natural state of Man. It's of our past, present & future. It's the stuff of legend, sci-fi novels & warfare. Negro slavery in the 18th century entailed a reciprocal relationship between white slavers & African Negro chieftains/kinglets. Those who were sold into bondage and dispatched to America were prisoners & slaves of their native lands. The practice of reducing humans to animal-status is evident in 21st century American pop culture.

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

A GNASH AMONGST THE BROKEN, Lady Luck grabbed me by the zag-nuts. For days afterwards my zag-nuts would ache, there's a gnash amongst the broken. I claimed my nads & bundles should forevermore throbbeth not and out of Kentucky's strife comes Kentucky Strife Boy, fixing my hand at disease, waylaying yogis, languishing amongst the bulrushes, more serpentine now, I calculate free-handedly.

[KenyanObama]

Look for Jane Goodall's sewer, I mean "newer," book: "I Invented Cheddar Cheese: How the Idea Came to Me Whilst I Was Playing with a Monkey."

[procommenter]

If half the road were made of jam, the other half

of bread / How very nice my walk would be," the

greedy infant said. --- anonymous

[procommenter]

People eat monkeys, although monkey

meat is not a breakfast food.

[ThingsTerrestrial]

Anderson Cooper's mother, Gloria Vanderbilt,

was married to Thelma Todd's husband.

[ThingsTerrestrial]

PILES HEAPED SHIT-HIGH--For once since age 21 I've come to terms with my distant past. With nobody about to hurt my fragile feelings and a lot of turds out the chute I feel free to frequently express my inmost feelings without having to wear a belt. My underthings will stay put if I'll just give them the chance. All the x-rated clap-trap in the world can't replace one cucumber at the pickling plant. No matter. You can't make a seam where there's no catch, no team without spirit.

[TheReboundingWorld]

Today, May 8th, is the sad anniversary

of Teresa Teng's departure.

[TheManWithTVEyes]

The immutable law of our existence: once you've

died you remain dead. Murder is a matter of choice. The prisons abound with those who make choices. If we provide suicide centers, then many will slit their wrists half-heartedly & botch the job. Legalized abortions enable mothers to make immoral choices. ["Atheists" must deny their homosexual propensities & predilections in order to propagate.]

[ThePregnancySlaves]

The subtleties of subliminal messages,

signs, handshakes & argot are everywhere

as: Fire trUCKs Utilize Big hITCHes.

[ThingsTerrestrial]

The intricacies of the idiopathic natural order are intellectually beyond us. "Intellectually" being the key. The human intellect, the vessel in which knowledge is contained, is not large enough to rationalize the world.

[ElHombreConDosOjos]

Under special circumstances established by the govt. is acceptable behaviour in the 1990's to indiscriminately slay people of Iraq. In the 1960's destroying Vietnamese Orientals was all the rage. In the 50's the inhabitants of Korean peninsula. In the 1940's: Germans, Italians, Japanese...

[EasingDifficulties]

scientificalness n -ES : scientific quality or nature

[AsEasyAsEasyIs]

Global warming is indeed a fact. The planet can do one of three things {climate-wise}: warm up; cool down; remain steady. Recently it has become warmer, though not much warmer as we continue to break records in the record cold dept. Warmer weather means more food and a decrease in fuel- demand to heat our buildings.

[TheReboundingWorld]

This vegetation, below my drain-field, could be harvested for those who are health-conscious, greenish of pallor & wheezy of lung.

[TheFutureUnquiet]

WHAT'S THE FUTURE HOLD FOR THE AMERICAN RED MAN? Another century in the waste lands? More unholy alliances w/Mafiosos to run casinos? It's a sad end. This isn't what your ancestors intended & prayed for. But then again, Indians lay all the world's problems @ the foot of the conquerors. The war's over & our Indian ancestors lost.

[AlongTheFarClimbDown]

"Walls & Bridges'

"Steel & Glass"

"These Things Terrestrial"

"Love Turns Hateful"

[procommenter]

Soon the United States will be a geographic curio.