The Rape of Ace Ventura

[mohawktaint]

@Aries041487 who is a complete idiot. SO far to the point to where she becomes unattractive.

[iloveoreos15]

Lol so dramatic at the end.

[iloveoreos15]

LOL at the title.

[tommypolo2]

Your gun is digging into my HIP...LMAO!!!

[Hyena62]

BALLS........I hated the movie! But this was funny as shit!

I'm totally in love with Sean Young......

[zackory111]

What did the lady say want me to move you in your right what

[SuperMicklovin]

its a guy and that "gun" is her penis

[tedmathews]

lol 1:26 epic orgasm

[lildogf]

How is that rape

[SuperPrestige2000]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaahhahahahahahaah



[Babyblackandwhite]

awww lol

[BeatlEPMJo]

lol im watching the movie right now. it's EPIC!! Jim's awesome!!

[Stablemable2]

If more women could treat men this way.....the world could be a better place.

That's not rape...

that's a good time.

[SuperMicklovin]

@Stablemable2 its a guy

[managerfns]

what is the song of the second part.....pliz?

[ArtofNinjutsu]

oh my god...lmafo

[pamsel]

@DenimZero you know it is a girl everybody

[ActionHeroeB6]

lol uhh Ace, i dont think dat was her( or his ) gun?! lol

[Fanik8]

STUPID!!!!!!

[Supertron5000]

I think Ace rejecting her was to reflect of how in-tune with nature he was; He sensed something wasn't right since technically transexuality is not natural and women aren't supposed to have penises. I'm not talking hate speech, i'm just stating what i gathered from why Ace's reactions to her trying to seduce him, realising she used to be Finkle, and the way he treated her after; All because he is so in-tune with nature.

[Supertron5000]

How is this gay? Who knows if Einhorn saw herself as a woman or even pretended to like men? A few lady cops spit too, when they see her penis so at best she was bi. I'd do her too, as long as i was on top.

[RSixBoy]

They dont make water hot enough LMAOLMOA

[Francozilla]

Ace Ventura FOREVER!

[blueboy56ify]

omg poor ace

[blablaman233]

"your gun is sticking into my hip" - hahahaha something tells me it wasn't her gun!!! lol

[ArtofNinjutsu]

@blablaman233 uh..it was,thats why before the "rape" scene she peed so fast.

[MegaRaptorIzKing]

LOLL!! up next the rape of justin bieber! 0_o

[strifed169]

fwap fwap fwap

[toby099]

Yes..."the gun"

AKA her cock

[coralin378]

lol "pet dick"

[97Wc]

the gun is digging into his thigh LOL!!!

[partyredfat]

Your gun is sticking into my hip.

[hottyeyez]

LOL love the cryin bit...classic!

[SwamiEpstein]

Ooowaaah

[13098519]

Did anybody ever notice like a few seconds before this scene, that the 2 apples and banana on the desk are shaped in a penis lol

[danielledesi]

it s edited vid....

[445Jester]

Lol

[extremewrestlingfan8]

einhorn is a man oh my god.

[SkyRifter]

The RADICALS Will thrive , Die -off Reps

The Moderates Shall begin to Die off, Dems

The Scientists Verse-tics -Mystic peoples,

Shall Manipulate mistakes to be

accomplishments; They shall be the last to inhabit all your mistakes with Life spans passing 500 to 2000 years each a beings build.

[SkyRifter]

@RusconiDom

ONLY IF YOU believe that; It's Not the other case for everyone living.*

It does not matter, We all came from the same Shell at first then given the features.

I think you should ask yourself your own question & think about how imperfect of an answer you have Submitted to science. 'SCIENCE Will soon do anything.'

-A Religious Male cannot & never shall Understand the Powers of the Mages that do as ever they please with the Knowledge of Knowledges Of Enock, one who saw the gods.

[SkyRifter]

>THEY Live

[SkyRifter]

We are the V

[SkyRifter]

-I SHALL RIP Off your Penises & surgically CONFIGURE you all Blind MALES & ORGANS & Many things & STUFF YOU ALL Full of Estrogen;

The AGE of the Anti-christ has come.* HE/She Will be Like god, of Both Sexes Like The Angels.!!*

Anything is Possible; if not via your ways & doings & Laws I SHALL Rip apart you REALITY- & I shall MAKE it happen.

I Am malicious to Get Anything Done You Lazy Men & Humans Cannot Succeed in.!!

[SkyRifter]

@RusconiDom

"SECONDLY NO I CALL THEM WHATEVER THEY WANTZ." to be called.

Do not Simple Mind your Wayz.*

This Reality is Limitless..*

[SkyRifter]

I Believe God Split His Gigantic galactic being Apart to create all us, To live as all us To see his planet & world through all our eyes, presently-Lively, Living as you; & me, Yet we all Think we are different beings different souls, THAT is the lie.

>God Bombs Murders Kills Only himself, Systematically as One Omega Being-Spirit- Teaching his-own self Being his own Ignorant Lessons of his own existence.

God is Beating up himself with Wars & Violence.

& We waits for the day we all realize it.

[SkyRifter]

I Believe when we accept Gay as the Angelic Omega beings of God himself, To be Woman Only or mostly,

Humans Shall begin to Gain their Powers Back they once had when they were part of Gods army in Heaven, Some will be good, others will be evil.

Humans will begin to Manifest their own Unique talents & powers.

God sees through all our eyes as we act & do, Kill & love, he is us, we are all him, One Spirit & one -mind.

He is all around you Nature -earth itself,

You Kill another, God kills himself.

[SkyRifter]

-MEN are only Lonely; because they desire to be DEVOURED Within our image & eaten alive by us.

They would give their lives to be sacrificed just to be slaved to our physical beautiful-beings within us forever;

When you are Female the ENTIRE World will want you'z.

You are Gold, Unique Neon to beings thus gods Eyes.

Thus Humans are alot like Birds We aim for the Shiny Things first.

We Sugarcoat our beings, It's about Others Wanting us Needed our Beings, Enticing others & the other way around.

[SkyRifter]

-Just as Long as "-ALL Males Never wonder"

Or see Themselves as if they were also in the Female form,

YOU SHALL Never have Respect for the Female race & life or Dare to Live within our- shoes,

-Being Female is all about knowing Caring top-Notch for yourselves & Being clean as it seems impossible to accomplish.

Artistic & Hungry for Knowledge & love & knowing just how attractive one is to others, You never need a mate Ever, unless you believe mans lies, that he is the Dominant one of earth.

[SkyRifter]

>Fallen Angels are banished One-Sexed Male-Angels;

Punished because God Split their Sex- & godlike Powers in Half; Satan Took A Quarter-Half of Evil angels with him to earth to produce demons.

So they came down from the Heavens to Take the Woman, Their Half's back, Banished-Fallen angels punished by god.

They Could not Become one with them ever again.

-Sexes split apart, & now Males & Females Are apart, Deactivating their Angelic powers, making us humans Weak again. -we must realize this.

[SkyRifter]

-in Jurassic Park; LIFE FInds a Way, the Females were caused by an amphibians & Fish gene; they can change from Male to Female if they require it;

Also, Chemicals Can burn away Male-Enhancements So Fish in chemical waters could become Female & stay that way

& Females CAN become Males also; Think about that ladies, your love interest could have been WOMAN at first so there's It doesn't Matter,

Angels of God are both sexes.

God is both sexes; Making humans a-lot closer to angels & God.

[SkyRifter]

@RusconiDom

ALL MEN & WOMEN All Start out as Females in the Womb before the Nasty Male Enhancing shit begins to you,'z when you are finally made, So it doesn't matter;

We all start via the same Type of Shell, Then Features are added to it'! -It doesn't Matter!

-You see Men Have it stuck in their heads that "Males Have" to be BIG Hairy & NASTY Pigs.

Extremely hairy; so you Men Have just ruined your own Images, Woman never have really.

-Estrogen makes you Female. -correct gods shit!

[SkyRifter]

>I meant surgery; sugars do make men even more hairy.

& last we think about it this Way, WOMEN are the equivalent

of full-human evolution, they can Reproduce off-spring because the Male-Enhancements are Gone, & our Bodies are created depending on Temperature. Too Cold- Makes Men/ Hot tempts Produces Females, Think about it!

SO COOK your Penis all you can, To eliminate the Male causing genes.

Humans were originally -A Sexual Females like Godzilla in Ancient times... they needed no mate!

[devaloki]

@0DW very well said!

[StandUpComedyGurl133]

you're gun is digging into my hip! lol its ew!!! but this is in the movie

[lsdarcy]

ur a fuckin idiot

[lsdarcy]

HER NAME IS SEAN YOUNG AND YES SHE IS A FUCKING WOMAN!!!! are you fucking stpuid!!!!! ITS AN ACTOR, SHE'S A WOMAN, ITS AN ACTOR, ITS A FILM, ITS NOT REAL ITS A FILM SHE A FUCKING ACTOR ITS A WOMAN. Type in 'blade runner sex scene' and you'll be wanking all over her you dick.

[lsdarcy]

this is sean young and she's fit as fuck. How old are u 10 11?

[lsdarcy]

isnt this sean young? sean young IS a woman. Its the same chick from bladerunner, she's fuckin hot. Its just ironic that her name is sean and she plays a man in this film. LMAO

[Jajojetr]

This was soooooo funny man, all time classics..lol

[betsy33]

LOL!!!!

[AudioInklined]

what the F is wrong with your nerd ass edit job of a nerd movie, NERD

[Aries041487]

Everybody does understand that Einhorn is in fact played by a real, and very sexy, woman correct?

[jamin108]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[powerman2442]

That is what I said. Why do people have to leave shit comments. I laughed my ass off!

[HariboTHEREDPAK]

That chick cannot be a man, her voice isn't deep enough.

[jasonvoorhees12345]

DUDE!!! this is so gay!!!!

[WooWeeKillz]

LOL

[xxsk8terbabe]

lol

[exposez]

i love jim carreys rape shower scene! =D

[tehcoffeeguy]

roflll

[coolnatt]

y do u keep playing it!!!!!!

[mclark0021670]

The bit with the plunger is so fucking funny...

[a7988]

I still dont see the problem even if she was a man. I mean still hot, just go with it right??

[RabidCannibalVampire]

hell yeah. i agree! shit trannies to me are even better than regular girls. though i happen to be bi.

[ladynajera21]

this is crazy....lol....and the end of the movie the pay off is just perfect...lol...all the police officers find out that einhorn is a man...lol

[KajiCarson]

Haha, I can't believe he didn't suspect the police chief of being a man when she STUCK HER PENIS INSIDE HIM. That Ace never learns. *shakes head*

[inkingsakoptata]

LOL, bring back Ace Ventura!!

[mfeld418]

LMFAO, this shit funny as fuck!!! classic movie!!

[FatherLupin]

I don't condone this act, but i do enjoy a good romp regardless

[eliesco4]

skip to 1:30 , thats where the good stuff starts ! :D

[MusicLover272829]

what happened to him?