How does a programmer swing his baby?

[Foogayzee]

I had a whole other idea in mind when I read "Swing my baby".

[Woodthreep]

Dont use a static rope..it will be better!

[Films4You]

Only Apples swing from the trees LOL

[FreeHouseStore]

Not sure if parenting fails or wins

[teacupkid123]

hahahaha lmfao this just made my day. now the qeustion is, are you the dad or the mom? i vote dad

[eze0991]

parenting, you're doing it wrong

[eucalyptus3480]

Shit, I'm using my computer wrong...

[Greekpeople1]

Come on, we're not that desperate... :P

[215810]

Damn I should not have thrown out my desktop.

[DrGenius73]

LOL I will try this later today, just to show that I *can* xD

[dairychan]

e p i c

[macedonianimation]

hahaha haha nice Baby Script V1 :)

[foxiewhisper]

LMFAO

[talktalktalktalktalk]

CALL CHILD SERVICES NOW!

[WhatWouldBukowskiDo]

Yes, but how does it scale to N babies?

[JAPH42]

@WhatWouldBukowskiDo Presuming you have enough string and a strong cd tray, it should.

[khancanfly]

@WhatWouldBukowskiDo thats your problem this boy has one.......for that you have to pay

[dodysw]

lolll

[willsc8forwings]

It won't do that very long, as soon as 1 does not equal 1 it'll stop.

[jawbrokeny]

i think your baby is dead

[rapopescu]

@jawbrokeny I'm *sure* you are a retard.

[jawbrokeny]

@rapopescu that's uncalled for man, i was just worried about his baby and you have to go and call me a retard. if you really wnt to know i've taken online iq tests that put me in the 160 range so you might want to watch yoursef before calling people retards

[vrahnosxl]

@jawbrokeny

sorry to dissapoint you, but, ONLINE iq tests are made by retards for retards.

if you really want to measure your iq visit a certified psychologist.

[jawbrokeny]

@vrahnosxl sounds like something someone with a low online iq test score would say

[Crisboot]

Awesome dude!

[KittenCollision]

make the rope a little shorter

[daliproject198]

rolf i will do that with my baby

[MyopicM2C1]

Won't the CD Tray noise wake up the baby lmao

[zingmars]

@MyopicM2C1 newer CD-trays (it specially ones that are less than 1-2 months old) are pretty quiet really.

[cfliao]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Kill3rxIns7inctz]

lol

[lowtone10]

yay ubuntu, yay linux, yay mythtv, yay cool use for a cd drive!

[HellBoyBest1994]

=)))) amuzant :))

[zamizami2]

haha

thats perfect