#471 World's funniest joke, Subversion, Muffins

[CAPnAustin1]

Hold your what?

[Freal9198]

I love your accent <3

[RECON116m]

i cant laugh i think i blue a funny fuse

[target946]

ok somone pleasee make a blond joke for this gal

[MrLakers4Life24]

wow that joke sucked

[Nathanrocksgibson7]

hold you what???

i couldnt understand

[pensiontransfer]

thanks for the uploads - I love your taste

[doggynog]

fucking candains are idiots like this if you agree

[silenceallwar]

@doggynog I find that funny, you call Canadians idiots yet you can't manage to spell Canadians!!

[doggynog]

@silenceallwar sthu you dumb ucking canadian 1st off i hate all u canadins ALL OF THEM and secod of all this lady is over explaining the joke and second of all its one letters so sthu you retard

[silenceallwar]

@doggynog hahaha, I'm not Canadian so don't make assumptions, I am Australian... So just shut up before you hurt yourself. Ok, Buddy?

[doggynog]

@silenceallwar lol took you a month to reply thats sad.

[miguelanimal]

yes you donot have to explain it i get it, it sucked

[JacqueRamon]

Oh, I understood. The lack of laughs were due to the terrible delivery. FAIL!

[macswanson1]

sarah, you are awesome. "i'll hold your monkey" hahahahahahahaaaaa! oh, you're hot too. woohoo! ; )>

[thunderkitty0735]

ive heard this one...

[Mamawaldi07]

What a disgrace to NZ

[thevernpipe]

You killed the one joke that the world could understand!

How about world peace?

[TubeTripping]

You look and talk exactly like my girlfriend, but you are not her. Weird. Also, I'm sorry to say it - this video's title is misleading.

[thedailyenglishshow]

@TubeTripping I'm sorry about that, I don't want to mislead people. It's too late now, but how would you have titled this video?

[TubeTripping]

@thedailyenglishshow

The Science of Laughter: An explanation of the joke that made the world laugh.

...I feel kinda bad now. Thumbs up for being my gf's long lost sister. I wish the world's funniest joke was pee-your-pants funny...maybe next time?

[thedailyenglishshow]

@TubeTripping Don't feel bad :) Thanks for the feedback, it's always appreciated.

[reallifecom]

Aye, matey.

[esancl]

worst joke ever...

[xxchipsxxable]

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kallyope1749]

kind of funny!

[kallyope1749]

oh i get it he said monkey i didnt know cuz of your acsent ,by the way i like it

[kallyope1749]

ha ha that was funny, the fist joke i knew wat was going to happen,he got shot ,but i never heard the joke before and wat happened to the baby joke id get it

[tycoonman123]

British people are not funny.

[thaciaoun88]

ah they are man.

[freerealm]

watch some lee evans!

[philipschint]

hahaha not funny

[kallyope1749]

shut up it kind of was

[MrCoco7894]

the second joke is from elli's dirty jokes

[TheMenacingPhantom]

I can't believe I actually thought this was going to be entertaining........BAD!!!!

[thedailyenglishshow]

I'm sorry.

[jonathanrockz98]

these jokes suck my balls

[Soul060]

u suck

[wolf2584]

here i will hold ur monkey

[soccergal13906]

i already knew those jokes, and i wanted 2 just say, why r they

THE BEST?!?!? they were terrible, im not saying the video was bad, im just saying the jokes were, NOT FUNNY!!

[cntthinkofanyname]

wtf????

her/its voice has got to be the most annoying ive ever heard!!!

as for the jokes!!! yea i laughed, at her!!!lol

[bestofbeast1000]

It was kinda boring after the 2 jokes.

[morganrockz0029]

hold your monkey lol

[mrcuteblackie]

You don't have to explain your jokes. It takse the fun out of it. If someone does not understand he/she will asl, and you answer by playfully making a fool of him/her.

[Bobstew68]

1:21 cracked me up. Seriously. I lol'ed. It's a weak joke to begin with, and then she says "and now I'm going to explain it.." xDD!

[jackdemace]

what did he ask to hold?

[kevinklose]

?????????????

[canadianmaple09]

Explaining a joke always ruins it. I can't believe that his was the joke best understood by all cultures.

[860920]

so boring that you really have to explain the first joke, for people that didn´t got it the first time I suppose it´s not meant to be understood.

[MyMyMichael]

Hehehe ... I liked them ...

Did you hear about the new Superman Movie? It's about a prehistoric Superman who, when he's not hopping around in the jungle dressed in a loincloth, toting a spear, he's our old familiar man-of-steel, complete with red and blue tights.

Do you know what it's called?

Jurassic Clark

[12caredee21]

You paused way too long before delivering the punch-line.

[hellmaster3000]

let me hold your monkey

[oliviermomma]

hold your what?

[hayleypandagirl]

let me hold your what???

[iiiiiiiieee]

Eh... If you are serious... you're pathetic!

[glen432]

cheers for the explanation:|

[d3v1lzk1ll]

worlds worst joke

[supermilo44]

THe funny thing about the joke was not the joke but the explanation haha it was so not needed! lol but nice one!

[edstar83]

alot of nasty people use the internet i see.

[jr602az41]

UR FUNNY... NOT!

[stabieman]

that was stupid

[joyces12345]

good joke but VERY badly told...

XD

[ioelu1]

nice joke....go Kiwis!!!!!!!!!!

[asdfghjkliuytf]

LAME

[hellkid94]

hey come on u stole my joke i made a vid 2 but u messed up by saying the explanation or how the say here in miami, u cagged it up, and the second 1 is funny but fucking stupid,WTF is up with the muffin thing, and a final suggestion for the santa joke to be funny u should have said it with a bit more passion.but ill still add the vid to my favorites

[Bionickwiddow]

LOL shes peng!

[oliviermomma]

Not funny at all

Why the explination ...

[thedailyenglishshow]

It's for people who are learning English.

[barbaganntanga]

Learning english with jokes... that's the funniest of all! XD

[skillzy555]

omg..lol...i rly needed that explanation!!!!!

[wroxeroni]

"theres a shot, bang!" hahaha

[lexirules007]

omg wat is this video

its sucks its the worsts joke i ever heard and her voice

[thedailyenglishshow]

omg *what* is this video? *It* sucks. *It's* the *worst* joke I ever heard. And her voice ...

This is a video to help people learn English. Thank you for the feedback.

[bossmanjacko]

Worlds least funniest Joke!

[aaznpryde]

jokes that are extremely funny ussually are insulting to at least one group or race

so the most widely understood joke among cultures most likely isn't gonna be funny

[aaznpryde]

jokes that are extremely funny ussually are insulting to at least one group or race

so the most widely understood joke among cultures most likely isn't gonna be funny

[CartmanStyleUBMB]

Just becuase a joke is the most widely understood among cultures doesn't make it all that funny.

[peterparker3108]

neva seen green look so good :)

[tylerswimm14]

I'm a norwegian prostitute

[RSEstreetteams]

your hot, but shut up cause your not funny

[thedailyenglishshow]

Thank you.

[lepalek]

Are you a kiwi?

[thedailyenglishshow]

Yes.

[lepalek]

Me too. Are you from Matamata? You look really familiar.

[thedailyenglishshow]

Pretty close to Matamata ... I'm from Thames.

[thedailyenglishshow]

What are you doing in Norway?

[lepalek]

Im married to a Norwegian and running a farm. Can't wait to move back. I've just seen some L&P ads on youtube which I have never seen before and some tui adds. I am thinking if we should move back just to watch TV. Is this your job or something??

[UNGVEN]

I guy is queueing at the market behind a woman, she pulls out of her trolley: a banana, a melon, bottle of water and an onion, the guy taps her on the shoulder: "excuse me, are you single?" "yes, how could you tell?" "cos your f*cking ugly!"

[jungenbum]

A piiig LOL, that one got me. So did the baby elephants one

[805levas]

those were some good jokes

[sergioalcala]

lmao....I actually answered to the muffin things how gay...lol....but yea funny jokes....

[nayyz0r]

I know a good joke, this show.

[sgtsanford]

haha lol good'un

[mckoss]

The video of the dragonfly at the end was awesome. Did you take it?

[thedailyenglishshow]

Thank you. Yes.

[Var93]

first one was better ;]

[Fadamus]

Ok, you're hot, nice top, the second joke is great, but you're not any improvement on it!!! Call me and we'll hook up! American's Suck! You can mke my muffins anytime!!!

LOVE IT!

[italiansportracer]

what the hell is that? i was laughing how stupid the joke was...

what did the ocean say to the beach

nothing it just waved....

HOW IDIOTIC IS THAT

u should try like....

dad told his son:" son dont wakk off alot u loose ur eye sight" and the kid goes:" that im here"

=\ seriously what the hell was that lol

[MikePortnoyz]

That was the best joke in the UK?

MAAAAAAAAN!

You really must review your joke archive, cause it sucks aaaaaaaass!!!!!!!

Btw that professor really has no sense of houmour. Very low level joke. And the worst thing is that you 'explained' it too o_o, it's so obvious...

[thedailyenglishshow]

It's obvious to you, but I explained it for people who are learning English (that's what The Daily English Show is for). It's hard to understand jokes in other languages.

Anyway, please send me some good jokes, I'd appreciate that :)

[MikePortnoyz]

Oh sorry... btw i'm italian :)

I'm afraid if i'd send jokes that would be no more english humour but italian... would it be the same?

[thedailyenglishshow]

Yeah, Italian jokes would be good :)

[MikePortnoyz]

too bad, i tried searching but there's nothing convincing cause of the translation, it makes them much much less effective...

[thepickersplace]

nice and effective

[MattAndi]

haha fun videos

[maneneko]

I like your jokes and riddles. =) I think it's a good study of English humor! The dragonfly looked like it was dancing.

[puppene]

Nope, this show on Jokes...is not one of your best Sarah...moving on...

[taydreamin]

ha

lol

i liked the jokes at the end

im just corny i guess

:P

[CarefulSquid]

They writers suppose to get out of the country before posting their writing. Silly criminals.

search "Redneck Hunter Saftey" on youtube ;)

[CarefulSquid]

Those* not they

[CarefulSquid]

Wow i made a lot of grammar errors :(

[wowJhil]

I liked both jokes :) Hope it will be a weekly thing!

[wowJhil]

Wow, nice close up there in the end!

[thedailyenglishshow]

It is now. Just for you :)

[wowJhil]

You are the best :D

[Noah2112]

Wow, Im a subverter, and a decenter. God bless America. Neat dragon fly at the end.