Customer Service RANT!

[loveMeSomehiphop]

LOLLLLLLLL UR FUNNY

[reido66]

3:54

[reido66]

i just hate it when i cant understand what people are saying. i know it might sound racist but some have really thick accents.

[MadDogSM88]

Holy shit I know I jus wanna try to recover my fuckin xbox account er sumshit and then I get fuckin habeeb, the terrorist askin like where I live and the fuckin latitude and longitude of my fuckin house when all I need is a god damn password. God knows ill get suicide bombed er sum shit like tht sumday

[flyingeggrolls]

Do you speak fluent Indian?

[lbrecyo]

STICK YOUR DICK IN THE RAM

[airjordan150]

This is true I rarely get someone I can understand they always have an accent of some sort and it makes it hard for me to understand they often have to repeat the things they say to me.

[amyloubrooks]

2:14

[thesega99]

Isaw an episode of Beavis and Butthead where they were tech supporters. What they were doing is customer service in a nutshell. No, in an ACORN shell!

[Yashhh06]

Whenever i call customer service, its a random white guy who never knows what the fuck he's talking about. You didnt have to do some shit indian accent either.

[imantrek]

@Yashhh06 I usually get an indian accented rep whenever I call cisco less the dick in theram quote..lol

[Yashhh06]

@imantrek

It doesnt even matter who i get, it takes like 33 days to get my shit up and running again lmao

[imantrek]

@Yashhh06 i know its ridiculous..lol

[ImTwixtorXD]

I wish I was more like Rob

[ICrySemperFi]

Yeah whenever I call customer support I just get some gook talking and I can't understand em

[imantrek]

@ICrySemperFi gook...really????

[ICrySemperFi]

@imantrek yeah gook can't you read? i said gook. G O O K.

[imantrek]

@ICrySemperFi yeah i can read, write and see that ur a total asshole bigot...Cant you use the upload button Mr Marine???? enjoy ur hate

[konnmedia]

DONT GET YO TITIES IN A BUNCH!!!

[Thedestroyerhp]

fuckin funny but sssssssssoooooooooooooo true!!!



[KrazyKrippler]

2,000TH LIKE!

[Capr1son]

Put your dick in the slot

[crazedelites]

Rant bout how you ask for something for Christmas and you parents fucking use it fucking 24/7 it's as funny as SON OF A BITCH -__-*

[GeckoLink]

@crazedelites sounds like a personal problem

[midnightsun1able]

Can u do a rant on yaoi gay hentai

[skateboarding294]

im telling you that the ram slot will not me sealacolablehjouoiuouonano nonono i transfer u i transfer i transfer

[rabidcow307]

lol so fucking true! hahahahaha

[subwayjosue173]

 /watch?v=06CTNotJ9Hs

[kikarooney3]

YEAH, OK SUCK MY DICK

[GodzGamerz]

Yeah okay, suck my dick

[ItsMyChannelNotYours]

I hate customer service... Why?. One day i got a PSn Gift Card and it didnt work so i called the store i bought it at and a lady picked up. After i explained that the gift card didnt work she still didnt get me and said she would call an expert in that field so i waited about 25 minutes. He picked up and i explained again and he said the same thing and they kepted me waiting for another 30 minutes. After a while some guy picked up and finally said "You´re gonna have to call this number". WTF!!!.

[578Dark]

Yeah customer service most of the time aren't customer service.

[koreath]

why dont you have more veiws??? u should have AT LEAST 500,000 veiws....stupid people dont know what funny is >.>.....and dood! make a rant on SMOSH!!!! i love them :D

[AzuraSkyy]

@Bl00dBlitz Holy shit- I called HP for help on why the number pad on my keypad wasn't working. They gave me some Indian chick who couldn't pronounce anything for shit.

[wwex2j57]

Make more videos with that indian accent. It made me crack up.

[swampfirehobo]

ya um yoa gonna have STICK YOUR DICK IN THE RAM>!!!!!!!!!!

[Testafyer2]

I called microsoft and told them that there was something wrong with my XBOX 360 and they said "we can help you with that, but first, would you like to buy something from a promotion?" I said no and they called me a shithole and hung up

[XdylanXable]

i bet when he throwed the phone he picked it up to see if it was ok

[rainstar999]

"blablahblahblah dick in da ram blakdelfdsnldsg"

[JeffG24Rox]

1 year later... and this is still true

[MrWatchmen759]

he just took out every anger moment i had to say a bout Xbox live support 

[pnxstudios100]

I hate it when I call gamestop and the guy there thinks im a girl. My voice isnt girly mofo!!!

[blackdragonroxy]

The thumbnail woman looks so much like one of the lunch ladies at my old junior high school. I nearly shit myself.

[vanillalovex]

they put you on hold longer than world war 2.

[jdawg50mcfly]

Don't get your titties in a bunch! Lol

[asiaticdeviant1]

I agree, man, it's stupid...but I work in a call center, and I have to tell you why it's that way...they REQUIRE us to upsell everything before we can transfer, we can actually get in trouble for not doing that, but understand that I have fought with other agents, while you're on hold, just to resolve a customer's issue...and I'm American, btw...so not all CSR's are like that

[iornultimadum]

the worst is when your trying to send a broken item to the repair center and they email you the shiping lable and they mess up your email

[ShadeRyan]

I called UPS to find out where my parcel was because the status was not showing up online, and after being on the phone for over an hour I got transferred to a Chevrolet dealership in Nebraska!

[rougefan9]

my Mom has had that problem before unfortunately, it's VERY annoying.

[sportz227]

this is gtta be one of his top best rants of all time :)

Made me laugh hella hard

[shirey812]

This is why god created google. :-D

[MrWarlockk]

@shirey812 No.. two students created Google for a project in school. They were taking PhD at that time though. The two kids were Larry Page and Sergey Brin. It was in 1996 and they released Google in 1998 for public use.

[tehTreecko]

hello sir i was wondering if you could participate in a quick apple survey, YEAH, OK, SUCK MY DICK

[stakeoutownage]

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LULZ!

[NeoSZboy]

Press 8 to get your titties in a bunch

[Ograws]

Use Forums man :L

[chocolatecheesecak3]

@Ograws who wants to read. . . . ???

[Ograws]

@chocolatecheesecak3 good point

[bulletbilldrybowser8]

i laughed so fricken hard you rock dude ps lol they go on longer than world war 2

[XNighttbringerNinjaX]

XD



[onecrazytewb2]

I once got my call transferred 14 times only to end up back where I originally called where I finally got a simple step by step answer. WTF WHY The customer service people must get paid from how long they are on the phone or something

[marioparty834]

This guy looks and sounds like Shia LaBeouf

[united614]

Dude, you rock. :P

[CileMcdonald]

ur awsome make more game videos though ur very funny like ur accent on this vid lol :p

[12CAFootball12]

i laughed so fucking hard

[TheSuperGamefreak]

i feel the same way when i forget my password and ask them for my password.

[008dragonforce]

34 people stuck there dick in the ram

[koolkid4girl]

i have the same phone hehe

[Gamingxxx46]

hello Bl00dBlitz i love your vids! pls take this link!!! its a youtube partener program!!! it gives you money for your views!!! thx youtube partners thumbs this comment so he can read this!!!

[merocs101nvnv]

Normaly they dont tell u what color the button is

[narxhin4ever]

34 people asked rob to fill out an apple survey

[oshilzl]

fucking love your rants

[neelamandy]

Why is he saying Miss and Ma'am...

[MrRanting]

RAM=Random Access Memory it helps your computer Multitask a lot of programs at once

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@MrRanting now stick you dick in it

[IamN1ckk]

First you need to restart you computer-do you think I'm fucking stupid thats the first thing I did!!!!!!! Then they take you through more bs steps you know wont work and they wont fucking listen to you!.

You hit the nail on the head

[NFMsabah]

1:39 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

anyway all the rants you made is surprisingly true! ive experienced almost all of them and never figured it that way. As i said in a previous vid, (i dont remember) , you are a role model =D

[mrdodoize]

i called cs and my cp says your gay your gay your very very gay i feal like i am gay :(

[dethklokdude27]

NOOOO ma'am don't raise your voice to me, SHABALBABLADABASHLABDA (etc.).... Fantastic video lol

[crazychick7676]

By the end of this video I was crying. Robert you're so fucking hilarious!!!

[merocs101nvnv]

This is so flubbering funny

[AkasunaClan]

Indian accent = thumbs up hahaha

[hockeysaint07]

U should rant about how racist Detroit cops are

[Jmen3425]

YAAAAA....OK..... SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!XD

[acluver2009]

the best rant yet!!

[m3gz1991]

lol loved it xD

[Clarissad25]

Have to be honest, most people that work telemarketing hate calling you too. lol. 

[fightingchampion316]

i swear at@t is is what this video perfectly describes

[StormRaven332]

KTULU TSAGEN IS COMING TO CHOP MY COCK OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jak2star]

guess what...i ordered a product offline once and when i got it, i installed the software but it wouldnt run for some reason, so i called and they said to call again in april. i called in like august

[firefire97867]

1:55 he said lesbian LoL

[MadcapMoody]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i loved the indian accent

[spitfireguy123]

YEAH OK SUCK MY DICK L0LK

[bme619]

33 people stuck there dick in their ram

[floobadoobee1]

lol 2:50 stick yopur dick in the slot (wich slot the one between your girlfriends hips or the on in her butt?)

[justisdaman]

his comedy is stupid but its soooo goddamn hilarious

[jhiggins95]

I got a new laptop, my internet provider told me I'd need a new wireless router. I didn't. The old one broke, we got a new one. It took us TWO DAYS to get it to work right.

[turnitup121]

lmfao

[nihazarrived]

oh and how he kept calling u mam and miss LOL

[nihazarrived]

fucking hilarious. love the part about the Idaho Potato Company and the part about restarting the computer... hahahah love you dude this shits classic

[MissMadamexoxo]

3:46- lmfaaaaaoooo

[MissMadamexoxo]

lmaoo omg so true. fuckin indiannns

[fenderstringbender98]

You should do a rant on dick clark that new years rockin' eve guy that would be hilarious

[kidzone10]

lmao thats the reality wit customer support

[italianXnightmare]

"No no. Wait ma'am. Don't raise your voice ma'am. No no no no, don't get your tit tees in a bunch. I'm telling you that the ram slot will not be silla mana calla shama lama lo bl lo lo" LMFAO

[easytravellersxx]

Best thing to do is to talk to the telemarketer as telemarketer O.o

[theghostofvacantY]

I especially hate recordings

[JAREDMICHALLE]

It seems like Microsoft has the worst case of bad customer service.It's horrible.We were on hold for four hours(MAYBE MORE!!!!),and we still never got an answer.Nintendo on the other hand has excellent customer service,for a few reasons.I called Nintendo about my DS not working in the multiplayer.They asked what kind of DS it is,then told me what I needed to do.

[westpointe3]

the end scared me

[naomimalia]

That's exactly what happened to me I was on the phone for two hours and he talked just like that

[taryndancer29]

Bl00dBlitz is the definition of epic win, hes right about everything!

[Zappy414]

No, no- wait, ma'am. Don't raise your voice, ma'am. No, no, no. Don't get your titties in a bunch~ I am telling you that the ram slot will no be silabalacshumalabalalamo.

xD How are you not the #1 Youtuber?

[TheGamingChampions]

lmao put ur dick in the slot :D

[Rayers]

lol fucking funny impression

[latierraesmio]

fucking hate when they transfer you from one department to another and dont get to the point and that's happen to me alot.. just pisses me off lol thankz for posting...

[goldiloxforever]

Everything u just talked about cant get any more true :). wtf why must i call india to freakin fix something...

oh nd ur accents realllyy good

[YukoEXE]

It is annoying, but the people behind those phones have jobs and a family. They don't like doing it either. It's one of the worst jobs out there if I'm not mistaken.

I do despise the idea of telemarketers though, but not enough to tell them to fuck themselves over the phone.

[DjDafader]

u dont seem to understand the importance of customer ID. i have worked in telemarketing ,thnk god i wasnt on the sales department, and customer ID is of such significance that ALL help/service desks around the world (if subscription or license based) by law have to go through it. so as to be clear of fraud and miscommunication. on the rest oof the matter in this video i say it is very amusing.

[RabidSquirell312]

Stick my dick in the ram slot?

[129jasaxos]

Your right about the people with accents and can't understand them for shit

[pizzahelper100]

3:54 throwing the phone over your shoulder

[Muzzy654]

This is so fucking true. <3 <3 <3

[YourKidsAreMine]

Why don't you just take out the ram idiot? If that is what caused your problem dumbfuck lol

btw nice iPhone <3

beaner

[airsoftman0]

yes i tried restastarting the computer, thats the first thing you do with alll your computer problems

[BandaDK]

stick ur dick in ur ram 1:47

[RaysaleFTWKirovmw2]

@BandaDK 3:50 part 2 : the sequal.

[drago433]

telemarketer: yes hello sir can i ask you real quick what Mac desktop do u like the most?

me:Alien Ware

telemarketer:but sir...

me: go fuck your cat with your small dick!

*i hang up the phone*

[LexiBneves]

Lmfaaao do a rant on ppl who never shut up.,

[IceyFlame500]

I notice if i press 5 to get transferred i get transferred about 6 times but if i pressed 1 in the beginning which means I wanna buy something I get to someone very quickly...weird huh

[xxDaNextBallaxx]

I'll transfer you I'll transfer you I'll transfer you lol this has happened to me a lot lol

[deadspace2]

blah blah blah blahh yu have to stick your dick in the ram..lls

[airsoftman0]

2:11 is funny

[anakin4351]

0:50 how long your dick is.

[gh5432]

he threw the phone and looked to see if it was ok lol

[Guitar1hero23]

hold on to your tits



[SoloHeroes]

Alright guys, who attempted to stick their own dick in their computer besides me?

[slimshadyftw97]

@SoloHeroes dude wtf either ur a hobo or ur making a REALLY desperate attempt to get thumbs up

[naruto1rockz]

Would you like to volunteer for an apple survey, YEAH ok, SUCK MY D*CK

[naruto1rockz]

@naruto1rockz 0:15

[217rambo]

LOL @1:38 !!!!!

[torterra165]

stick ur dick in a ram

[fightingchampion316]

I SWEAR ITS ALWAYS A HINDU

[Killzone742]

wait what, y would they transfur u here, this is the ideho patatao company

[v4552]

@Killzone742 ... learn 2 spell Idaho and potato

[Killzone742]

@v4552 who cares

[Saroarr]

rob i love you lmao

[extinction208]

i'm going to bomb comcast. their "high speed internet" is worse than dsl. my modem randomly turns off. it takes a goddamn hour to load a 1080p video. my digital cable and home phone bills have gone up instead of down. finally, their customer service sends a guy out who says nothing's wrong. i tell him "that's because i'm not having the problem right now!!". Then when it does, this old guy's like "oh my god, your entire neighborhood's lines are like 30 years old!" DON'T GET COMCAST.

[mast3rchi3f89]

Lol paki accent haha

[BandaDK]

ur gonna stick ur dick in ur ram... Haha!!! BEST VIDEO EVAR! :D

[tytogononttt]

i bet all of u looked for your silver button on your computer to make shoure

[slimshadyftw97]

fuck all u haters. Bl00dBlitz is the best thumbs up if u agree

[Iomegadrive1]

@slimshadyftw97 What haters?

[StormRaven332]

@slimshadyftw97 Fuck off.

[MultiMissLoveable]

lol at 2:15 :D

[Fewsandpiper]

man if you start your video saying dont even get me started, shouldnt you realize that its not going to be a good time?

[ManBearPigInc]

32 people weren't holding onto their tits

[98lakai]

2:11 is the best

[username157157157]

OMG THIS EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED WITH MY PHONE SERVICE HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ImJustCommenting]

OMG THis is soo true... Theres always some indian guy for customer support lol

[GTACHRIS123]

omg this os the funnyest one yet

[Fredexify]

Watch with Google captions, apparently this is some kind of coded conspiracy and we are all going to DIE!

[2cute2poo]

do a rant about Miley Cyrus smoking a bong

[TKOG1220]

Lmao, this is exactly what I got when my XBL account got hacked: 4 calls, 4 stupid Indians in a row.

Miraculously, when I got someone that actually speaks English, he was able to SOLVE THE FUCKING PROBLEM

[TOMCAT3098]

SHAMALAMA DING DONG U FUNNY MAN MY PEOPLE LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

THANK U COME AGAIN!