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  • what is this old song i've heard it before

  • in this one, the puppetry is literal and more obvious

  • References of americans talking about france:

    Some stand up comedy guy (forgot his name) - Its quite long, summing it up he went to france looking for the eiffel tower, the french were dickshis dad had said "son if it wasn't for us france would be speaking german" he found the eiffel tower, he walked like a nazi in front of it.

    Simpsons - "Hey, we hate america too, come to france where we mock the country that saved us from Germany twice"

    Sitcom What's the most common french phrase? "we quit"

  • Not taking sides here, but it was the French GOVERNMENT that surrendered, not the people. Where do you think the French Resistance came from? Besides, intelligence provided by French rebels was also vital to D-Day landings.

    And Napoleon didn't conquer a large part of Europe by surrendering. He was, in his time, a greatly-feared French general. Even if he was Corsican.

    History. Learn it.

  • ..excalibur..we always know what happened is never that far away from the present.

  • HEY FRANCE...your welcome

  • @Ltpeppers05 Misspellings in your own language isn't helping their view of you.

  • @42crazyguy aw dammit i fell for the "your/you're" again

  • noone cares about these comments. just so ya know.

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  • guys whats the name of the song in the beginning?

  • whats the intro music name?

    

  • @CRAstoWSexTreme O Fortuna

  • without France the USA would have never existed....Without their navy blockading the British fleet from reinforcing the troops under Cornwallis at Yorktown we would have not achieved ultimate victory in 1783.

  • @mojoriser9 And without america france wouldn't exist anyomore.

  • U USED THE WRONG SONG smartass

    the song needs to be America, fuck yea

  • My dad bought this for my 4 year old sister thinking it was a kid movie. hah. He was wrong. ( We didnt let her watch it, dont worry, ) ;)

  • ......the fuck?!

  • 592 people need a montage

    

  • ahhaahhahahahah

  • I just blew up the eiefel tower!

    GREAT JOB!

  • you know he didnt make this, right?

  • o fortuna

  • whats the name of the song playing?

  • @Jimjam355

    carmina burana

  • stupid

    

  • You fucking suck

  • Someone needs to look up the definition of montage.

  • i love america gonna enlist when i finish college

  • i've recently been to the funeral of my closest friend and enjoyed it more than this video.

  • Fucking Faggot French losers.

  • Die die fucking terrorist

  • are you doing Carmina TOO tom???? Jinx!

  • This is O Fortuna from Carmina Burana by Carl Orff. Do a search. Lots of versions posted on YouTube

  • what is this song?

  • Salsa cookies! Windmill cookies!

  • this is creepy

  • So the French were playing with puppets while we were helping the world............

    Wewe assholes

  • Some French fag talking about Americans? Seriously, you guys couldn't surrender fast enough. You would've surrendered to Osama Bin Laden too but all of the white flag stores were out of stock due to you surrendering to everyone else. Grow some balls.

  • lol the song at te begining of jackass

  • AND ITS NOT EVEN A MONTAGE!!!!!!!

  • omg why didnt you have the montage music you spaz

  • lol only three words need to be said in reference to this video....."America.....F#CK YEA"

  • I'd like to see any fuck of a country try to attack the Unites States of America. We will rape you just by looking at you. Just us looking at you will automatically give you an orgasm.

  • In case you cant read french, the description says "terrorism as seen by americans"

  • this sucks

  • Americans hazing France and Terrorists- TFM

  • i really don't get it, why are you all ppl so angry, there was nothing about war with America well i didn't see at least anyway was an 3:20 epic fight xD haha

  • So what's wrong with this video?

  • THIS IS WHY WE HATE THE FRENCH. LEARN TO MAKE VIDEOS.

  • @Relackzation are you a fucking retard or something?

  • @hiohhhhhh Why would try to attack myintelligence ? Must be a french. Do as you always do and run from this fight.

  • the only war France has ever won was the french civil war... because it was against France

  • @xXHarryR18Xx LOL, thats my new favorite saying!

  • @xXHarryR18Xx LOL

  • @xXHarryR18Xx Lamo

  • @xXHarryR18Xx Hey Napolean did some winning and america wouldnt even be here if it werent for them french

  • @xXHarryR18Xx ehm. Napoleon.

  • @xXHarryR18Xx they all surrendered ?, paradox much

  • Whats even funnier, not only did we save your pussy as in WW2. But you didn't help us in our current war. Well WHO LOOKS LIKE A DUMBASS NOW WE KILLED OSAMA!?

  • @dogkcits999 Who help you for getting your independance against the british? Who gave you the statue of liberty, your most famous monument? Can you tell me what is the situation in Irak, your current war? We help you getting Osama by fighting the Talibans in Afgan, but we didn't when it was about "looking for mass destruction weapons" haha

  • Needs more montage

  • hahahaha france fucking sucks

  • Hey, Frenchman, remember when we saved your sorry asses from the Nazis because you didn't think the Germans could figure out to GO AROUND A FUCKING WALL?! Yeah? You forget about the Maginot Line?

    Don't whine to us next time Germany takes you over. Fuck it. At least they can make good cars.

  • @cubfan531 how fuckn dumb are u... o sorry ur american. ur all like that

  • @ciaran6o4 Shall we review the Maginot Line?

    And I always find irony in someone calling someone else stupid when they can't muster together a coherent or grammatically correct. Did you really save valuable time typing "u" instead of "you"? Is your time truly that valuable?

    If it is, why the hell are you wasting your time trying to start arguments online?

    But, you know, I'm obviously the idiot.

    (and there's no fucking way that anyone would ever say that a Renault is better than a BMW or Benz)

  • @ciaran6o4 Coming from somebody with the worst grammar on the internet?

  • @legitanos Burn in hell motherfucker

  • why!? WHY!?? when people search for "montage team america" they want the montage from the movie Team America, not some self-made crap montage.... oh the humanity...

  • what song is this?????

    

  • sucks ballz...

  • All you need to know Frenchy is "Nous nous rendons, vous pouvez avoir Paris!". I'm going to go snack on some Freedom fries. Peace.

  • Im confused by the part where GWB and Obama didnt rapelle down. Also, you forgot to mention paris wasn't under Nazi occupation.

  • what song is that?

  • @DaBomb5309

    Carl orff- Oh Fortuna

  • Genius

  • omg godlike xD

    lolumad americans?

  • @InFeCtEdGuYpWnEs Mad? I'm happy we can be portrayed as such a powerful force.

  • @InFeCtEdGuYpWnEs shut up or get carpet bombed. FUCK YEAH!

  • what the fuckin cat nipples

  • @SelfGenocide88 lol catnipplesX3

    

  • Team America 2 - Killing Osama

  • @IRezGamingI

    That actually would be awsome with the song from this video

  • @IRezGamingI Meet the Bin laden

  • @IRezGamingI maybe the can put justin bieber in that movie too xp

  • @IRezGamingI Team America 2 Supporting Al-Qaeda fighters in Libya ......FUCK YEAH!!!

  • Limite t'aurais pu laisser les paroles, ca aurait été 30 fois plus interressant

  • this is so so so so so so so so shit

  • @sockouk

    Laughed for 5 minutes. Thank you good sir.

  • osama has blown up his final puppet

  • what is the song in the beginning called?

  • @kcalbyrrah "O Fortuna," part of the "Carmina Burana" Suite, arr. by Carl Orff.

  • A montage is a series of clips rolled together into one. Even Rocky had a montage. This is not a fucking montage.

  • i know even rocky had a montage but THIS IS RIDICULOUS

  • FUCK YEAH!!!

  • @link000000 Americaaaa!!!!! FUCK YEAAH!!!!

  • Whats the music called?

  • @jjh245 that song is o fortuna

  • I hate how the end was him being a bug. i wish he just got nuked

  • i like the song not the vid, xD

  • I was expecting a montage, but instead all I got was the UNEDITED first 5 minutes of _Team America: World Police_ with a different audio track.

  • there are dick, pussies, and assholes! dicks fuck pussies and assholes....

  • What a fucking french paki

  • Does anyone know who made this song and what the name of it is?

  • @lindharthnielsen Carmina Burana by Carl Orff. It's also refferred to as "O Fortuna"

  • Sorry, but this sucks.

  • was the song

  • @benneb463 The song is Carmina Burana by Carl Orff.

  • You are such a cunt for creating this

  • @sockouk

    He did made it this is actually a movie...I saw it in mexico when i was 8..Im 16 now...

  • @sockouk And you my friend are the dumbest set of slimy balls to sit thru it! Hows the smell?

  • @sockouk Dude you nailed it. this kids a jerk for ruining it.

  • @sockouk this is a fucking film so got suck a dick and get a sense of humor

  • @sockouk lad!

  • @sockouk

    Team america is making fun of america. lol

  • @sockouk lol why?

    

  • Team leader: i got him! *shoots rocket and it hits eiffel tower* team leader: dang it i missed him!

  • thats just the start of the movies not a montage pshh get your facts straight

  • Wtf did I just watch?...

  • OMFG THIS VIDEO IS SO BAD I'M LAUGHING.!!!

  • What a horrible clip.

  • @McDermottJack Lol...it was pretty bad LOL!

  • well that sucked balls...

  • You'll get over it wont you.

  • I mean, not really a montage if it's one scene with music behind it. always a good song though.

  • whats the name of this song???

  • @mgraves82 its Oh Fortuna

  • lmao best puppet show ever!

    

  • T.A = terrorist assosiation lol

  • vraiment complètement nul de faire un montage avec karmina burana alors que le simple fait de laisser le film pour que l'on attende les voix originales aurait fait plus d'effet....franchement : complètement nul !

  • Definitely watch it man, its amazing!

  • WTF ARE TEAM AMERICA DOING IN FRANCE Y WOULD THEY GO THERE SHOULDNT IT BE TEAM FRANCE

  • @crazykiller43 They are called Team America: WORLD POLICE... as in they police the world... its a satire of Americas involvement in controversial conflicts.

  • @JFox597 sorry its cuz i havent seen the movie just commercials and it says team america only

  • @crazykiller43 French people can't fight

  • @thereviewerisback sooooo true lol haha

  • What is that song called again?

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  • theres no montage here, just the opening 5 minutes

  • 4 tangos for 3 french monuments, a fair trade

  • @chedwiggins Someones a COD player... No fighting force in the world refers to their opponents as a "Tango," except for in the COD platform. Tango is phonetic alphabet for T, which does not represent a possible initial for an opponent. Just like the Remington 700 Bolt Action SWS is NOT an R700. One thing ive mentioned to my buddies who play a lot- invest in some actual range time or tactical training. Youd probably like it man, and most of the gamers ive sent that way have been pretty damn good

  • @JFox597 T could stand for TERRORIST lalaha

  • @JFox597 T is for Target. Yes you are right, phonetically, T is for Tango, but it's Target. After spending 4 years in the Army, that's at least one thing I learned

  • @seahawks3414 My bad man, Ive never heard that before. Thanks for your service as well, we all appreciate it even if we dont know it yet

  • @JFox597 T is for TARGETdipshit. They say 'tango' because it is the phonetic alphabet. You are a Whiskey Tango dipshit (white trash). And the proper Army designation for the Remington 700 SWS long action rifle is the M24. Not like it matters. It was a game tight ass. Both the M24 and M40 are Remington 700 based (M40 is short action), though if i recall the 'R700' did not need to be in the game since it used same 7.62x51 cart as M40A3, with one less in the internal mag.

  • @JFox597 The only reason i could think at the time for them using 'R700' rather than M24 was the fact that the M24, like I said, is purposed by the US Army (now majorly the KA M110) while the USMC uses the short action only M40.. and there were no US Army forces in that game, so no point in having a weapon named as such.. Really they shouldn't have bothered at all. The 'M21 EBR' and lack of M1911A1 in COD MW2 are less forgivable (and another bolt like m24).

  • were gunna need a montage

  • what song is this?

  • @jeremiahguy705 It's a movement from Carmina Burana by Carl Orff. It's called O Fortuna

  • You fucking suck.

  • AMERICA!

  • he said in the description

    Terrorism seen by Americans

  • something tells me that the terrorist are the opposite

  • This looks like a shitty movie or whatever.

  • @legitanos You clearly dont know what a montage is, and the information provided with this video leads me to believe your french, which worries me even more as "Montage" is a french word! Mega Fail.

  • i love that begining "3,635 miles east of america".....i'm still pissed this was flasly advertised....i was expecting a MONTAGE, cuz we're gonna need a MONTAGE

  • wow, a montage is clips from the whole thing this is literally just the first five minutes

    without the real audio making it not funny

  • next time you make a video try to be more specific

  • FUCK TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T SCARE ME... Pussies.

  • You daft cheese eating surrender monkey!!!

  • EPIC FAIL.  DGneo didn't type it bold enough...

  • Its not actually a montage, which usually has many different clips. Its the opening but with Carl Orff's'O fortuana' from carmina burana played over the top. I still like the video, but if it uses many different scenes it could be a better tribute to a great movie.

  • haha

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  • fail face mc. failure son...

  • You guys have to be kidding me with this anthropomorphic swill about how the Team America puppets truly represent the US in any manner. It's a freakin' goof. If you find this movie to be the entry point to universal truth, you need to quit sniffing the butt hash.

  • @toddschislerdude lol have you been down south? i even say look a derka derka lmfao it may not soley represent "You" as an "Individual" but it sure as fuck represents a huge ass majority of people so please when you speak for america try to take your "Personal" view out of it cause remember when you speak of a country you speak about the majority kthx bye this has been a lesson in political correctness have a nice day lmfao

  • People seem to forget this is a satirical and unfortunately, accurate, encapsulation of America's standing it has created for itself in today's world. It carries on like it is indeed 'World Police' and the sad fact is that it's gung-ho republican government brought the whole of the middle east teetering on the edge of total meltdown. Now, finally, someone who shows a little bit of long term thinking can perhaps guide their grotty country into the light.

  • @Crabpeopleseb Of course, because there were never any problems before america's intervention. Everything was just rosy...

  • @ElysianKing Hrmmm conflicts going on for decades, possibly centuries interfered in by a country that is essentially still in its childhood.

  • @Crabpeopleseb What has that got to do with whether America's policy in the east is justified though? Like I do understand what you're saying, of course there is depth to your argument that makes it almost impossible to just say you're wrong, but in some actions I feel America had justification for intervening.

  • @Crabpeopleseb Like I've taken an interest in the Iraq war academically, and while of course there are issues with how the war was administered, I cannot fault the rationale behind moving to war. The main reason presented for the war by the Bush administration in every formal government statement about the war was simply the removal of Saddam Hussein, or regime change. Do you think Saddam should have been allowed to stay in power?

  • He failed to uphold the terms of the Gulf War Truce, including the two U.N. resolutions. One of which, UN Security Council Resolution 1441, was basically a war ultimatum. America essentially went to war to enforce it. It was Saddam’s violation of the Gulf War Truce that provided the legal basis for sending American troops into Iraq. Clearly, the U.N. resolutions would not have been upheld without the use of military force. It's a bit drastic, but we seen how appeasement worked in WWII so...

  • @ElysianKing Well technically we didn't see how it worked in ww2, as the appeasement was a series of schemes perpetuated by Chamberlain to AVOID an outbreak of a war which the battered 'victors' could ill afford to get into. The failure of appeasement was one of the main reasons FOR ww2, not during the war silly!